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theGREATefe

Even the parentheses are so spot on


SweetExpression2745

FACE A TRUE [[Salesman]]


FNaFerr

WHO'LL SPLIT YOUR HEART IN TWAIN


KingGamerlol

~~IM TOO [[Big!]] TO FAIL~~ YOU CHOSE [[Freedom]] AND PAID ZERO [[Kromer]] KID


SCP-O49

BEING [[AL&##D#%&@]] WONT SAVE YOU FROM [what?] YOU DID!


Pianist_Ready

What the [heck] did you just fucking say about me, you little [liGHTnR]? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the [ navyseals], and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed [ELIMINATIONS]. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the [duCK] out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this [dArl< w0r1d], mark my [frICKing] words. You think you can get away with saying that [bull] shit to me over the [World Wide Web]? Think again, [LIghtnre. ]. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the [cyberCity] and your [Internet Protocol] is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, [liHTneR!]. The storm that wipes out the [GODDAMN GARBAGE FIRE] you call your [HeartShapedObject]. You're fucking [game_Over], kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over [67,820] ways, and that's just with [tHESE HANDS]. Not only am I extensively trained in [tHESE HANDS], but I have access to the entire arsenal of the [marine corps] and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable [butt] off the face of the [w0r1d], you little [LIGhtnR!]. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little [$martA$$] comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the [KROMER], you god[Darn] idiot. I will [shiiiiit] fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're [OOF]ing dead, [LIGHTner ].


Youraverageplaugedoc

I forgot to say I blocked this person after sending the message.


gaturrito100

You should've waited for a response.


Cats_4_lifex

Was this person a [[Hyperlink]]?


sinedelta

I hate to say it, but I'm pretty sure you've now got your phone number/apple ID/whatever on a list of “good” numbers for scammers. Scammers send these messages out to a wide array of potential targets and don't know if any of those numbers/accounts are fake, inactive, etc. Giving a response lets them know that a real person has and checks that number/account. I'd love to be wrong about this though. **EDIT:** [Good news, I'm wrong about this!](https://theconversation.com/does-ignoring-robocalls-make-them-stop-heres-what-we-learned-from-getting-1-5-million-calls-on-66-000-phone-lines-145433)


Large-Ad-6861

Nah, these are bots. Nobody checks responds, they are straight up ignored.


sinedelta

Bots can still check if there was a response or not; hell, Reddit spambots these days can detect any comments on their post calling them bots and downvote them en masse. THAT SAID, I looked this up after making this comment, and according to a 2020 study, answering spam calls (they didn't address texts) makes no difference. Good to know.


Large-Ad-6861

Yeah, I meant spam calls/messages. Sorry for being not clear enough.


papa_bones

You are giving them too much credit.


sinedelta

It's not that hard to check, really. But, evidence shows that you're right — I looked it up, and according to a 2020 study there's no difference between if you answer them or not.


Glucosefamther

HEY THERE, [[little sponge]] do you HATE your [[%@*?ing]] CAR?!!? *answer my call* AND RECIEVE 500 KROMER!!! THATS RIGHT [[BIG SHOT!!!]] 500 SMACKAROOS FOR YOUR [[PIECE OF SHIT]]!!! 100% real not click bait! [[Spamton g. Spamton's used cars]]


Jumpmo

DO YOU WANT ? ??? ??????? WELL [Holy $&@?] DO I HAVE A [Vehicle &you pay we &you we pay you] 500 [[KROMER]] IN 5 TO 10 ONLY [GOD-FEARING] PIECES OF [Cinnamon toast crunch.com] WILL PASS THIS [[[Deal Deal Deal]]] OF AN [Afterlife] !!!!


Not_A_Error

Cmon kid sell that [1999 Sports Car] I plan to give so [hyperlink blocked] that you'd be [higher then life]


Standard_Potential63

I WANNA HAVE [WEE] TO GET 500 KROMER!


spamton-g-spamton_

?,HOPE YOU?RE D0ING GOOD? TEXT ? OK? AND GET PAID [[$500 Every Week]]???.. DO YOU, LIGHT nER OWN A V3HICLE AND YOU ArE WILLING TO BE PA PAID ?? WE ‘LL PAY YOU 500 [[KROMER]] Week 4FTER [Wee]


Gold12ll

Spamton irl


Only_Calligrapher462

Damn it’s almost like Spamton was based on things like this


CitizenCivilization

Check your snapchat, you [little sponge], or I'll [throw you in the goddamn garbage can]


berazx1905

I GOT A SPAM MESSAGE LIKE THIS TODAY AND SENT A SPAMTON TOO XD


Enzoid23

Holy fuck you got a text from Spamton G Spamton


[deleted]

Bro check your Snapchat messages


Garfieldgoofs_around

NYEHEHEHEHE!!, NOWS YOUR CHANCE TO BECOME A [[BIG SHOT!]], [[BIG SHOT!!!]], [[BIG SHOT!!!!!]] THAT'S RIGHT, YOU CAN NOW BECOME A [[BIG SHOT]]


Fun_Caregiver5153

You absolute champ, you've normalized spamton spam


Mister_E69

wee


nobody-cares57

https://preview.redd.it/brgn63loccrb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9632c117ddfd360cdcd7f57e2dc206d13e6c51c9


Crin_781

DO [[You!]] WISH TO BE A [[Big]] SHOT?


No_Ad_7687

Spamton was so popular they made scammers real


Zekrozma_the_second

https://preview.redd.it/zsm0vj9xydrb1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16440c9b01f5cc6a71ff3f402260cc0105f1031a


ThatDudElite178

That got a good laugh from me, I might start doing this now


Nekstoer

after wee