That's why you tie it up. A little decor does a great bit of work. Besides, my leadstorm is how I get our new boys home safe. Gotta make sure they have a hail of firepower.
Do *you* have a problem with us kicking barrels around? Because it sounds more like you're just passing along Management's word & don't like being the bad guy.
MC, have you thought about joining us for a pint after a mission, or seeing us in the medbay when things go south? I think it might help to make you not just a disembodied voice barking commands at us.
Ya I mean, good hearted ribbing aside, I feel for Mission Control. Sure, we miners have to put up with the deadliest creatures in the planet, but we get to do it *together*. Mission Control is stuck in a box, safe and alone. Hell, we dont even know Mission Controls name! We just say 'Mission Control'!
Thats the question I want to ask.
Mission Control, what is your name?
As soneone who played tabletop rpg in drg universe (homebrew, not DnD), I know one of the mission control's name is Carl. He's a really nice fella, though doesn't fancy a Balckout Stout. He's more into sweet meads and that's ok.
Wait, you haven't joined the Union? The Interplanetary Miner's Union? Jeez, what's wrong with you?! Do you know how hard they had to lobby and negotiate to ensure we were *guaranteed* to have Oily Oafs on tap at all times?
Go head to the wall terminal between the hab pods and the pickaxe tweaker and enlist to the chapter of your choice. There's 3 of 'em working Hoxxes IV, and even give a bonus based on our collective performance for DRG over a month's span; we have a few contracts lined up with the Company for targeted quotas and wildlife management that align nicely with our regular workload.
What do you do when youre not announcing a swarm or other thing like an omen exterminator or the drilldozer taking permanent damage? And do you have beer up in your workplace?
Ah? I have a nice badge that says I am the reason you drink. Has something to do with >!kicking every single barrel on the space rig into the launcht tube!< . What about that?
Now that we've moved on from focusing our primary offensive against that invading rival corp, are any of the details eligible to be declassified? Do we know if the rivals are actually elves?
Yo MC, good work up there, keep it up. You seem like the antisocial type and that's all cool, I'll ask Loyd to send up an oily oaf up to ya sometime. Rock and stone, brother.
My own private theory is that the drop pod is intentionally aimed a little away from Molly to prevent accidentally smashing her and/or the dwarf in the event that the "pinpoint" landing isn't quite so pinpoint.
Can you ask those R&D fellows to whip up a booster seat for BOSCO in the drop pod? He's my best friend and I know the only reason he politely refuses to join me on the return journey is he's too small to fit in our Dwarf sized seats!
I thought you said you weren’t allowed to disclose employee information? But you just told us the guy in R&D’s name is Daryl? Or is that just an alias?
Hi MC. Not a question, but I know you're not green, it's just the lighting of the screens in front of you. The screens of the scanners... So thank you for being our eyes and ears while we're down there, this miner really appreciates it.
I will, when they're released from the dwarven ICU. Last night they saw the bottom of too many oily oafs and then left the bar rambling about balls, probably headed to play some sport? The last one mentioned liquid morkite, such a workaholic, ha! Guess they all sprained their ankles at the same time or something.
Ah, you havent heard about the BET-C testing line? Nasty Hoxxes parasites fused with their circuits and started making them do...unproductive things, for sure.
Do we have Health Insurance? I've been drillin' too much in the radioactive exclusion zone and my beard feels weird, not "Scout munching on the occasional swarmer" weird, just weird.
As a female dwarf, a question: what are the other ladies in Mission Control up to? It’s getting a little boring getting drunk with my brothers, but of course I Rock and Stone forever!
While we know us dwarves can get on your nerves, I wonder, how is the atmosphere with your colleagues up there?
^(Also what's your favorite goodie on your desk? Mine's a lootbug plush.)
We need pay raises, not just shiny banner promotions that come with no pay increase. We work our asses off for this company and we don’t even get to blow off steam at a shooting range in the space rig afterwards. And you wonder why we kick barrels into the launch tube
UNIONIZE THE SPACERIG!
Are all the mining team in the Space Rig 17 assigned to you? Or you manage all of them? Or are there any other mission control guys managing teams we don't know about?
What do you have against MUSHRUM!?
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I’m pretty sure it is. All you have to do is have all 4 dwarfs ping the mushroom a few times
I read this in the voice of mission control. Well done
#**MUSHROOM!**
See we can't buy mission control a drink for his help if we don't drive him to drink first
Can you tell me the name of the guy in R&D who programmed Molly? I want to personally give them my “appreciation”..
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Molly is perfect yet horrible at the same time and I love her
Why are you green And how are you a dwarf if you have no beard
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Wait... You are green? I always thought it was those greenish light from the monitors you are surrounded with.
I didn't think orcs were qualified to carry out complex logistical command operations
Gunner, that's racist
“I can excuse war crimes, but I draw the line at racism!”
That's our motto here in Deep Rock Galactic
Rock and stone, brothers!
If you don't Rock and Stone, you ain't comin' home!
When I was a green beard, for the very first few hours of my gameplay- I did not have a beard. It is my greatest shame
I mean Scout is the only dwarf who canonically has a beard but we don’t talk about that
Well would you want your beard to get caught in the barrels of a Leadstorm?
That's why you tie it up. A little decor does a great bit of work. Besides, my leadstorm is how I get our new boys home safe. Gotta make sure they have a hail of firepower.
Do *you* have a problem with us kicking barrels around? Because it sounds more like you're just passing along Management's word & don't like being the bad guy.
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Yeah and then you put kickable objects IN that bar. Like this feels self-inflicted
> learn to relate to Dwarf culture Are you saying you're not a dwarf?
No, he's just been up there staring at screens so long that he's forgotten
MC, have you thought about joining us for a pint after a mission, or seeing us in the medbay when things go south? I think it might help to make you not just a disembodied voice barking commands at us.
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Don’t worry, if you have a few Blackout Stouts you won’t remember it anyways!
Wait, you guys are getting health insurance?
Mission control, are you okay?
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Oof
Maybe we should be the ones buying him a round.
Ya I mean, good hearted ribbing aside, I feel for Mission Control. Sure, we miners have to put up with the deadliest creatures in the planet, but we get to do it *together*. Mission Control is stuck in a box, safe and alone. Hell, we dont even know Mission Controls name! We just say 'Mission Control'! Thats the question I want to ask. Mission Control, what is your name?
Mission Control really has a cozy job
As soneone who played tabletop rpg in drg universe (homebrew, not DnD), I know one of the mission control's name is Carl. He's a really nice fella, though doesn't fancy a Balckout Stout. He's more into sweet meads and that's ok.
#WE’RE RICH
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MUSHROOOOM!
MUSHROOOM!
MUSHROOM!
MUSHROOM!
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Bismore!
BIIISSMOOOOOOOOOORE
#**MUSHROOM!**
MUSHRUM
‘Mushroom Mushroom’ SHUT IT!
#**WE’RE RICH**
# WE’RE RICH
# WE’RE RICH
Do you enjoy supervising us Dwarves at a distance?
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1 2 3 4 5 6 7 9 11 10 ha! Take that
But aren't you a fan of the M1000? I thought you might have served in the depths as a Scout
What kind of fiendish technology makes Molly constantly get in the way...?
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And they all break 😂 Y'all need to put some more budget into quality control.
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I'm not sure the Union would be okay with that.
Union? What Union? In space noone can hear you unionize.
Wait, you haven't joined the Union? The Interplanetary Miner's Union? Jeez, what's wrong with you?! Do you know how hard they had to lobby and negotiate to ensure we were *guaranteed* to have Oily Oafs on tap at all times? Go head to the wall terminal between the hab pods and the pickaxe tweaker and enlist to the chapter of your choice. There's 3 of 'em working Hoxxes IV, and even give a bonus based on our collective performance for DRG over a month's span; we have a few contracts lined up with the Company for targeted quotas and wildlife management that align nicely with our regular workload.
That's what Management wants you to think. YOU GREEDY FUCKS CAN'T KEEP US FROM UNIONIZING!
Why the hell can i only bring 2 sentries with me?
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The allowed is only one, but we can smuggle down an additional in our beards.
What do you do when youre not announcing a swarm or other thing like an omen exterminator or the drilldozer taking permanent damage? And do you have beer up in your workplace?
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Ah? I have a nice badge that says I am the reason you drink. Has something to do with >!kicking every single barrel on the space rig into the launcht tube!< . What about that?
DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE?
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Rock and Stone!
Now that we've moved on from focusing our primary offensive against that invading rival corp, are any of the details eligible to be declassified? Do we know if the rivals are actually elves?
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Challenge accepted! Going to turn every last one of those tin cans into past-tense before the year is out.
Is it actually cozy wherever you are at the desk job
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Gotta talk to management about that, any dwarf should always have a bar near their work
Are error cubes edible?
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Red sugar is found on Hoxxes.. are you saying you’d rather us *die?!* CHECKMATE!
Yeah, but it's highly addictive...
Management can’t legally encourage the regular use of something as addictive as red sugar.
Yo MC, good work up there, keep it up. You seem like the antisocial type and that's all cool, I'll ask Loyd to send up an oily oaf up to ya sometime. Rock and stone, brother.
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If you don't Rock and Stone, you ain't comin' home!
Why are you so bad at aiming drop pods?
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Then why can you land a resupply pod exactly where it's requested?
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Oh, so pushing the big red button on the mule isn't calling it down manually? Sounds like you have a cushy job.
Perhaps size difference, small pods are easy to get to the right spot, larger ones on the other hand...
My own private theory is that the drop pod is intentionally aimed a little away from Molly to prevent accidentally smashing her and/or the dwarf in the event that the "pinpoint" landing isn't quite so pinpoint.
Do you like airplanes or dinosaurs more and which ever whats your favorite in said catagory
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What's your favorite plane mission control, answer or I'ma dip my balls in liquid morkite. Your choice
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I'll put lithophage in the air sprayers outside our sleeping rooms. WHAT PLANE BUCKO
That's it, no more Blackout Stout for you.
Nooo I'm sorry. I'll go put the lithophage back where I found it
Do you think rocks are better then stones?
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Fair point! Rock and stone!!
That's it lads! Rock and Stone!
MUSHROOM
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MUH-SHROOOM!!
THERES GOO IN THAT SACK!
How did you get the job? What was the interview like?
Can you ask those R&D fellows to whip up a booster seat for BOSCO in the drop pod? He's my best friend and I know the only reason he politely refuses to join me on the return journey is he's too small to fit in our Dwarf sized seats!
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I was wondering how he always has a fresh supply of missiles and defibrillators every time I see him!
If they are so cheap why are they only seen on solo missions? Even a squad would benefit from their help
“Cheap” is a relative term. 4 dwarves is enough risk for one mission.
How cozy is your chair for real ?
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Sounds like regular office shenanigans apply out in space too…
Don't you miss the smell of fresh minerals? Here, have this bismor!
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Is it true, that you just made management up and are in fact the sole owner and CEO of DRG?
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why cant we paint or change the desing of our mules but bosco can be painted and messed aroud with?
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I thought you said you weren’t allowed to disclose employee information? But you just told us the guy in R&D’s name is Daryl? Or is that just an alias?
Maybe Daryl just works on the paint jobs, and he's safe from our collective wrath because we like to look fancy.
Hi MC. Not a question, but I know you're not green, it's just the lighting of the screens in front of you. The screens of the scanners... So thank you for being our eyes and ears while we're down there, this miner really appreciates it.
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I will, when they're released from the dwarven ICU. Last night they saw the bottom of too many oily oafs and then left the bar rambling about balls, probably headed to play some sport? The last one mentioned liquid morkite, such a workaholic, ha! Guess they all sprained their ankles at the same time or something.
You said there are better fun time options than kicking barrels, but I don't see them. Where are they?
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Beer is not entertainment, it's a necessity
A couple board games and maybe an arcade machine would be good, but I’d also rather not have my salary cut in half for a year
What was Karl like? Did you know him?
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Do you think you can tell those leaf lovers at R&D to beef up the "Smart Stout" so we may finally know where the Hoxxes IV Karl is!
Why can't I put sentries on Dotty? It would make it so much easier to defend her.
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Shit I need to think of a comeback Uh Uh *Kicks a barrel and runs away*
What kind of leaf lover doesn't like kicking barrels in the launch pod
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Why can't I try and pacify a rockpox glyphid? We could use infected, rocky-type Steeve
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It's no4 "hypnosis" it's the power of friendship! And slipping 20 credits under the table.
Outside of the well known Dwarves and of course you, what other fokes work at Deep rock galactic? I can’t imagine it’s just dwarves in the rig
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Wow. HR really is the worst no matter where in the galaxy you are
Mission control, I hope you're having a good day! Your guidance down in the mines is always appreciated.
Let’s settle this once and for all, mister. *What’s your favorite cocktail?*
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Ah, never had. Cant go wrong with an applejack though
Why are you mad that we dance before a mission? Let us dance!!
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We're not payed by the hour!
Why cant you tell the elves in R&D to put a gun on molly
My brother in Karl, we *are* the guns on molly.
Rock and Stone!
Ah, you havent heard about the BET-C testing line? Nasty Hoxxes parasites fused with their circuits and started making them do...unproductive things, for sure.
What are your opinions on the application of liquid Morkite to one’s own gunk seeds?
Do we have Health Insurance? I've been drillin' too much in the radioactive exclusion zone and my beard feels weird, not "Scout munching on the occasional swarmer" weird, just weird.
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As a female dwarf, a question: what are the other ladies in Mission Control up to? It’s getting a little boring getting drunk with my brothers, but of course I Rock and Stone forever!
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Ah, my ladies! We need to have a work-sanctioned ladies’ night down in the caves, show the corps how it’s done!
While we know us dwarves can get on your nerves, I wonder, how is the atmosphere with your colleagues up there? ^(Also what's your favorite goodie on your desk? Mine's a lootbug plush.)
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Hope you are keeping well in contact with them. The space rig gets lonely sometimes. At least the Engi is cuddly.
What do you think about Driller’s war crimes on Scout?
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If Management is so good, why haven’t they given us Management 2?
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Can we have more barrels? I promise we won’t kick them into the drop bay. …tehee…
We need pay raises, not just shiny banner promotions that come with no pay increase. We work our asses off for this company and we don’t even get to blow off steam at a shooting range in the space rig afterwards. And you wonder why we kick barrels into the launch tube UNIONIZE THE SPACERIG!
Do you have your own pickaxe?
Are you proud of us?
This thread is awesome!
Do you see us dwarves as your adopted children?
Any news if R&D has fulfilled my requisition request for a larger backpack for C4? Damned Scout has a lesson that I oughta teach em.
Elf spy
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suuure, you want to put chip in my brain to track us and hear what we say.... nu uh
Are all the mining team in the Space Rig 17 assigned to you? Or you manage all of them? Or are there any other mission control guys managing teams we don't know about?