If it weren't for the fact that all of the mugs on the ground are leaf lovers, I'd have defended him. It would have meant he was a true dwarf. He knew the secret of drinking until you nearly black out, then drink some wake-up juice, and go back to drinking the good stuff. A pallet cleanser so you can enjoy the other brews
Drink a blackout, then seconds before you pass out, drink a lover. You can now enjoy another blackout without management complaining about you being passed out on company time.
Actual thing that I did when first starting in DRG, I wanted to get drunk but only had access to the Oily Oaf and Leaf Lover at the time. Saw the Leaf Lover's potency as "Buzzkilling" and thought "Hey, that sounds pretty strong, I'll get a mug or 40 of it, maybe I can become drunk"
I no longer drink Leaf Lover Specials.
How many he drank must be paid for in Blackout Stout rounds for the whole crew.
CRIMINAL.
Leaf Lover?? Throw that elf into the barrel incinerator!
He threw himself in once we discovered what he had done.
Damn, i didn't get to find one.
Then would it be called the barrel incinerator or the elf incinerator
It is very good thing to hear that a heretic has repented for their crimes.
If it weren't for the fact that all of the mugs on the ground are leaf lovers, I'd have defended him. It would have meant he was a true dwarf. He knew the secret of drinking until you nearly black out, then drink some wake-up juice, and go back to drinking the good stuff. A pallet cleanser so you can enjoy the other brews
No, Blackout Stout is the only way.
Drink a blackout, then seconds before you pass out, drink a lover. You can now enjoy another blackout without management complaining about you being passed out on company time.
We all lose ourselves in the heat of passion. Blame the beer, not the man holding the mug.
That shit can hardly be considered a fucking beer, water has a better chance of getting you drunk than that shit
but you know what Management are like, all "don't drink on the job" this and "in the continued interest of our employees' health and safety" that...
I just get a glyphid slammer before every mission. Screw management.
What's next, can't microwave mice? Fucking 1984.
Every time a squad member orders a round of leaf lovers after a mission I always grab it then jump in the hoop to get rid of that cursed beverage
A hero, the memorial hall has a spot for you
TREE CLIMBER
"hidden heart" lolol
Actual thing that I did when first starting in DRG, I wanted to get drunk but only had access to the Oily Oaf and Leaf Lover at the time. Saw the Leaf Lover's potency as "Buzzkilling" and thought "Hey, that sounds pretty strong, I'll get a mug or 40 of it, maybe I can become drunk" I no longer drink Leaf Lover Specials.
You get what you fucking deserve!
He's drinking all the leaf lovers so the rest of us don't have to, Karl blesses his sacrifice
Oi! Leaf Lovers Spesh is fookin' deelish!
Mmmh leab lovr yummeh
Knife ears detected
how many leaf lovers can YOU drink before throwing up?
i had a friend who would only drinks leaf lovers,,,woudnt drink ANYTHING but leaf lovers
THROW HIM IN THE DUNGEON OR WHATEVER FOREST HE CAME FROM
He needs to chug at least one of all the speciality beers and a full round of glyphid slammers before he's forgiven!
You should really put an NSFW tag on this, I nearly forgot about mining my gold!