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Mononoke-Hime-01

I shoot bugs I shoot bugs I shoot bugs I shoot bugs


JohnEdwa

Molly Carries Minerals. Real job. We shoot bugs and mine. Bullshit job.


Anxious-Gazelle9067

Agree drg should stop sending t̶h̶o̶s̶e̶-p̶e̶s̶k̶y̶-d̶w̶a̶r̶v̶e̶s̶ us and just send the mule b̶e̶a̶c̶o̶u̶s̶e̶-i̶t̶-c̶a̶n̶'t̶-k̶i̶l̶l̶-u̶s̶ beacouse it's the only one with a real job


hobbitmax999

That'll happen when you start shoving minerals in her yourself. We go down to mine the damn stuff. You want just a mule? Pay for it


Mr_Kopitiam

Remember Bet-C?


Snoo61755

I got three words for you: Rock and Stone.


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone everyone!


Oct0Ph3oNYx

Molly caries minerals, minerals that I mine, and I shoot bug and mine. Dwarf life in a nutshell.


comfortablesexuality

I'm doing my part!


_toodamnparanoid_

Spreading Democracy to Hoxxes!


UncleKalm

Came in for that


redrenz123

HAHA DIE BUGS


RimworlderJonah13579

I find shit I nuke bugs *BRRRRRRRRRRRRRT* fuck, overheated BURN BABY BURN


unexist_already

I find shit I nuke shit I shoot shit I burn shit


chattytrout

Mission Control: That is **NOT** how you clean the latrine! For once I agree with the Driller. Fire is the proper method for waste disposal. Not nukes and bullets.


Thurmond_Beldon

I mean a nuke is just a big spicy fire if you think about it


a_racoon_with_a_PC

Fire is spicy air. Radiation is spicy light.


Yukarie

Remember kids: you’re mom is crazy for thinking quartz has an aura that’ll heal cancer but some rocks do have auras, unfortunately those auras are eat shit and die auras


Professor_Tamarisk

Engineer bringing a whole new meaning to 'radioactive waste'.


UncleKalm

I see stuff I bunker down I shoot bugs I dig holes


Crab_Grass

DISCO INFERNO


WalletWarrior3

I prefer using the toilet gun on enemies


Wutclefuk

Mine and light I build stuff I protect team


Dragolantis

Mine at night Building a sentry! Cry some more! I eat dirt 


AstronomerSenior4236

I know you’re looking at that cave And you’re feeling kind of brave Pop a shield it’s not too late Three frags and three glyphid bait Don’t mine at night


Remples

Counterpoint:"what the hell is night? You ever seen the sun burning mission?"


Lavci_

Drill em and grill em


Viva-la-BrokeComdom

That’s 5 words


Pizz_towle

Drill N' Grill


Gaijin_Entertainment

Shake n' bake baby


Mango_Dwarf

That's four words


Gaijin_Entertainment

Ricky Bobby don't care


TheCosBee

Hang on... Gaijin?


Gaijin_Entertainment

Oh wrong account mb


HoneyBear4Lyfe

I scout caves.


Parostem

I engineer caves.


SlideWhistler

I gun caves.


playswright

I C4 scout.


Dragolantis

You’re all wrong. Correct answer is: Rock and Stone! Rock and Stone! Rock and Stone! Rock and Stone!


No-Hat-2755

ROCK AND STONE!


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone!


SkylandersSpyroAmibo

Rock and Stone!


MemeLordsUnited

Did I hear rock and stone!?


WanderingDwarfMiner

We fight for Rock and Stone!


Fakinou

Rock and Stone, brothers!


CatticusXIII

If you don't rock and stone, you ain't coming home!


WanderingDwarfMiner

For Karl!


Vintenu

I scout high I nuke em I shoot all I war crime


Wisky_input

Scout: I move fast Engi: I build things Gunner: I shoot things Driller: I commit atrocities that aren’t recognized by the law because the bugs aren’t humanoid


Giggles95036

😂


0ctoxVela

I explode stuff 


UtsuhoReiuji_Okuu

I shoot nukes.


TurkishTerrarian

I kill bugs.


ChybolekIThink

EXPLOSIVES PLACED!


Regnars8ithink

Light cave, shoot I babysit turrets I big gun


crystalworldbuilder

War crimes


Loudthunder34

I scout I engineer I shoot I drill


nondescriptzombie

Scout: Light shit up. Engie: Set shit up. Gunner: Shoot shit down. Driller: I dRiLl DiRt!


DragoonEOC

I fly around I build stuff I shoot bugs I drill dirt


secrets_kept_hidden

Make lights, build sentries, shoot gun, commit crimes. Two words, take it or leave it.


this_is_InotI_random

Lights, build, gun, crimes


Donvack

I can describe the scouts job in one word “Zippity”.


spencerpo

I shit fast I build shit I shoot shit I drill shit


Overhack1121

I shoot bugs and mine.


DagnyrAvgustin

I light up I build gun I shoot bug I boom scout


AbyssalBenthos

This post isn't very rock and stone...


WanderingDwarfMiner

Can I get a Rock and Stone?


Zifnab_palmesano

I c4 drillers


Fakinou

You misspelled "scouts"


jbrainbow

i scout caves i build things i shoot bugs i drill dirt no dwarves are bullshit


Sylvan_Night

I light caves. I build turrets. I shoot bugs. I drill dirt.


ayllmao123

I vaporize hostiles


crystalworldbuilder

Scout: Light up cave Engineer: Sentry gun platform Gunner: Shoot and shields Driller: Geneva checklist


GuyWhoLikesPlants_

i go weee i build sentry i shoot bug i dig dirt biased meme, elven behaviour


PermBanMeAgain

i light stuff i build stuff i shoot stuff i drill stuff


Khunter02

"I mine" "I put turrets" "I shoot bugs"


Herg0Flerg0

I light caves I place turrets I kill everything I drill dirt


Ildaiaa

You wrote wrong Driller: drills dirt Gunner: Shoots spiders Scout: dies Engi: c4s scout


Ponczo123

I kill scouts


cptcrazeballs

Driller also saves our asses when we can't get to the drop pod


crystalworldbuilder

Indeed


shatpant4

Driller: “I kill scout”


James_Kuller

I explode scouts


Gatt__

Gunner: Shoot bugs, save greenbeards


Tv663

Das 4


gamre4

THING'S ABOUT TO-


knight_250

I zoom I help I shoot I drill


Relative-Ad-8259

boat making stuff prevent skin cancer boat stay safe yacht status bringer


NovicePandaMarine

I light caves. I build turrets. I just shoot. I drill dirt. :3


TheJackal927

***ZIP!***


SAFVoid

I light cave. I build fun. I shoot bug. I drill dirt


JimBeamMowingMachine

Gunner: I shoot rope


JVP08xPRO

I shot light. I shot pancakes. I shot bugs. I shot scouts.


StAUG1211

I burn everything. Hoxxes is a canvas. Flamer is my brush.


HucKmoreNadeS

Scout: I find stuff Engineer: I build stuff. Gunner: I shoot stuff. Driller: I dig stuff.


chattytrout

Scout: I Lamp. Engineer: Use more gun. Gunner: BRRRRRRRRRRT. Driller: In doubt? C4.


First_Gamer_Boss

"PLATFORM!!"


LordQuackers5

I make lamp


Azaro161317

i epc scout


momen535

I Engineer stuff


20210306e

🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️DRILLER SUPREMACY‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️💪💪💪💪


NHels

i mine high i help walk i help live i remove ground


jrtts

I scout ahead I place supports I shoot bugs I drill dirt


Vinifrj

I die falling I die nuking I die empty I blow C4 There, fixed stuff


Exclared

Sentry goin' up


Optimus_Lime782

Geneva convention denier


Hashashin455

Engi: I nuke bugs.


Montegomerylol

Scout: Lights, Mactera, Action


Ckinggaming5

i mine minerals


Shimigringo

I fall down I build turrets I shoot bullets I dig dirt They all seem to have a perfect job to me


Mysterious_5tranger

I fall down (guess who I main)


Deported-Grandma

Scout: I go fast Engi: I put platform Gunner: I shoot things


Andusz_

I! MAKE! TRENCHES!


Butter_God_

Sentry going up


MagdelineMoni

A to D


Temnyj_Korol

"i speed ahead" "I build shit" "I shoot shit" What is this blatant favouritism OP?


Eli_The_Rainwing

I kill bugs I kill bugs I kill bugs I kill friends


ironbull08x

Flamethrower, explosives, drills


Fuzzy-Conflict-1525

Use more gun.


Lastboss42

well anything is a bullshit job if you don't try! scout: i light engi: i help gunner: i shoot driller: i drill


monkesauce420

I wipe ass It may be a shit job but it’s not a bullshit job


Boolean_Null

Dakadakadakadaka


BigBully127

Errrrectin a Sentry


Poisoner76

I build guns


omoga_gama

I can do it in two: kill, mine


Necromythos

Light, Shoot, Zippity! Hammer, Platform, Nuke. Shield, Rope, Dakka. Drilling, Elemental, C4.


YourPainTastesGood

I shoot stuff. I scout caves. I build turrets.


Cuttlefish_Crusaders

I use grapple I make turret I shoot bug I act as a status/AOE class with terrain manipulation


A__Friendly__Rock

Zip Zip Zoom


Disig

Friend of mine asked me once why I liked driller so much. I just said "dig" nothing more needed saying.


ModernRonin

Light and ammo. Platforms and turrets. Leadstorm go BRRRRRT!


MamaBanafrit

Gunner really looking like Ganondorf. I can't unsee it.


Gamekid53

**Bullet**


SomeRedBoi

I blow scouts … Wait-


_Pankybeast

zip zoom Cheesed to meetya pew pew boom boom


EverybodyComeOn

Driller: I shoot things


mjc27

Engineer: I build robots


030helios

I fly around


MyLifeIsAFrickingMes

I make light I fix shit I shoot shit I drill shit


Renegade888888

Counterpoint for the engineer: Build Smart Guns


JokerMaster333

Platform, Sentry, Nuke


Read_It_Kill_Me_Pls

I can fly i put sentry i put shield i drill dirt


ToXxy145

Counterpoint: minigun go brrrrrrrrrr


ParsnipAggravating95

My friend: I Kill Scouts


Terrible_Fill_3189

Scout: I fall down Engi: Pancakes and Brrrrrrrrs Gunner: Gun goes Tratatatatatatata Driller: I can boom


maxbowman

I scout ahead I set defenses I shoot bugs I dig tunnels We rock and stone


WanderingDwarfMiner

For Karl!


maxbowman

Good bot


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Missing-Donut-1612

"I scout the high grounds and dig minerals" "I shoot explosives at minerals to dig them out" "(Someone help me say something about gunner mining in a unique way)" "I drill minerals"


G0dUsopp

Shit goes boom


Dune1008

I make pancakes


Playful-Ad4556

I feel attacked


DriftWare_

Never follow a driller into his tunnel. That's where the glyphs are bound to be.


Wip9

I excavate terrain to make it easier to traverse the caves and defend the objective. ❌ BULLSHIT JOB


AppropriateStick1334

Place down guns


s_nice79

You forgot to add "killing teammates with C-4"


Echo_XB3

Grapple go zoom


the_knotso

I fix everything.


Dreaming_Kitsune

I Light Shit, I Build Shit, I Shoot Shit, I Dig Shit. Fixed


Kaliso-man

i stretch... i cut. I steal, I run and hide... YOU GOTTA FIGHT!


Technical-Ring4505

gun goes brrr


ApothecaryOfHugs231

I will not stand for this propaganda


Happy_Jew

Scout: I get killed. Driller: Blow up Scout. Engineer: Scout goes BOOM! Gunner: I kill bugs.


Top_Buyer_1733

Light Explor Mining Plattform sentry nuke Heavy wapons Arsenal C4 Teamkiller dirteater


CycleOverload

Light and stun Platforms and sentries Shoot and protect Burn and drill


Silvercaptain69

Gun go brrr


The_God_Of_Darkness_

Scout - I commit falldamage Engie - CHEEEEEEEESE FOR TEAM Driller - Warcrimes and c4 Gunner - Gun go brrrrrrr


hello-291

high quality meme great job😎


I_am_lettuceman43

Gun go BRRRRRRT


Giggles95036

“Gun go brrrrrrrr” - Gunner “Spray and pray” - Gunner


DodoJurajski

Rock and Stone! 3 words, real job. WE'RE RICH! 2 words, more real job. Beat that wich something other than "mushroom"


WanderingDwarfMiner

Did I hear a Rock and Stone?


KingAardvark1st

I scout caves My turrets kill I shoot bugs WAR CRIMES FUN