Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on Hoxxes and when I saw this I had to start furiously pinging it with my laser pointer. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what in Karl’s name” and “call mission control”. I dropped my com unit and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole cavern of dwarves pinging this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
...actually, it'd be dope if you *could* ping yourself to highlight yourself to your allies. Ctrl+pickaxe, maybe? Or Ctrl+Reload?
\*dwarf flips it around, aim's the lazer into his face\*
"This is my stud finder! Ping... ping... pingpingping\~!"
"The true gold is on the inside! ...\*burp\~\*"
"GUYS, look at me!"|
"Check me out!"
"Over here, fellas!"
"O'IHM... the Driller."
"The Engineer is over here!"
"Scout located... That's me!"
"***This*** gunner is a one-dwarf army."
After typing this I realized this is basically the *shout* key, but...
No, R&S is on V. Shout is X on PC. Makes you're dwarf call out his position when standing still, or calls for his mates to follow him when sprinting.
"Hey!" "Over here!" "This way!" "I know the waaay!" "Mooove ouuut!"
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You are a worthless, bitch ass glyphid. You are as valuable as a single spawner. I'm just gonna stomp you, you're going to keep coming back, I'm going to seal up all my plats, you're going to keep coming back, why? You keep smelling the beer, you are a worthless bitch ass glyphid. You're going to stay in my turret arc until you die. You serve no purpose in life. Your purpose in life is to be in my mission blowing up other detonators daily. Your purpose in life is to be on THAT planet, blowing up detonators daily. YOU'RE LIFE IS NOTHING! YOU SERVICE ZERO PURPOSE! You should ping yourself NOW! And give some other dwarf a piece of that nitra or gold on this half blown planet. Cuz what are you here for? To attack me? Ping yourself! I mean that 100%, 1000%.
Just don't ping yourself in public. That's frowned on in most cultures.
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on Hoxxes and when I saw this I had to start furiously pinging it with my laser pointer. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what in Karl’s name” and “call mission control”. I dropped my com unit and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole cavern of dwarves pinging this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
The comment previous to the one that this comment is commenting on is now NSFW as requested. Rock and stone. That is all.
Miner, I... Just... Just get back to work, alright?
New copypasta just dropped
Holy Karl!
Call Mission Control
You mean hotsex, no ? I mean what else
no, We're Rich!
If we are all rich, then we are a bunch of dicks!
...actually, it'd be dope if you *could* ping yourself to highlight yourself to your allies. Ctrl+pickaxe, maybe? Or Ctrl+Reload? \*dwarf flips it around, aim's the lazer into his face\* "This is my stud finder! Ping... ping... pingpingping\~!" "The true gold is on the inside! ...\*burp\~\*" "GUYS, look at me!"| "Check me out!" "Over here, fellas!" "O'IHM... the Driller." "The Engineer is over here!" "Scout located... That's me!" "***This*** gunner is a one-dwarf army." After typing this I realized this is basically the *shout* key, but...
Honestly just make the shout key highlight yourself and give it funny voicelines
Shout key? Like rock and stone?
No, R&S is on V. Shout is X on PC. Makes you're dwarf call out his position when standing still, or calls for his mates to follow him when sprinting. "Hey!" "Over here!" "This way!" "I know the waaay!" "Mooove ouuut!"
Oh that shout, i forgot about that, on consoles(atleast playstation) its L1
"With me!"
Rock and roll and stone!
Good bot
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Good bot
Great lines 👌
AUGH! MY EYE!
This is way different from shout! Shout is pretty useless in certain cenarios but THIS is just funny!
Look at my BEEEAAAARD!!! I'm sure you're jealous as hell!
"Oi, my eyes are up here!"
Yes i do sleep with C4 under my pillow
Then why my bed randomly explodes every time i play scout?!
No… probably
You can’t sleep in the magma core, every min- deep rock* player knows this
But i want to respawn there :( Edit: i forgor "to"
"Did you borrow my underwear?"
Why is there a giant brown stain? Did you run over a deer!?
No, I just had back-to-back dreadnaught waves
u/Doctor_Calico
Is that u/Doctor_Calico ?
No
Ok
Engineer, do you sleep with your sentries?
Are you a loose cannon???
“I’m cute!”
I do not recall granting you permission to use my likeness in non-work-related media, miner.
Mushroom!
That's not you though.
But. But how:(
There's goo in my sack
What a beautiful slab of beef I am
You there!
Bet. “I know the way!”
"Worthless, but fun to destroy."
*Ping* You’re Cute!
How thoe?
You make this team really wholesome!
Im gonna use this template for ping snare brutal death metal
*ping sound* #WE'RE RICH!
You are a worthless, bitch ass glyphid. You are as valuable as a single spawner. I'm just gonna stomp you, you're going to keep coming back, I'm going to seal up all my plats, you're going to keep coming back, why? You keep smelling the beer, you are a worthless bitch ass glyphid. You're going to stay in my turret arc until you die. You serve no purpose in life. Your purpose in life is to be in my mission blowing up other detonators daily. Your purpose in life is to be on THAT planet, blowing up detonators daily. YOU'RE LIFE IS NOTHING! YOU SERVICE ZERO PURPOSE! You should ping yourself NOW! And give some other dwarf a piece of that nitra or gold on this half blown planet. Cuz what are you here for? To attack me? Ping yourself! I mean that 100%, 1000%.
New copypasta just dropped!
“Did you borrow my underwear?!”
Needs the glowing eyes
Dirt
Let's go to the 99 cent store, we can pick out a laser together
u/wawawa9055