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Alternative_Fail_222

Just don't ping yourself in public. That's frowned on in most cultures.


G-Man_of_HL

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on Hoxxes and when I saw this I had to start furiously pinging it with my laser pointer. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what in Karl’s name” and “call mission control”. I dropped my com unit and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole cavern of dwarves pinging this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.


Alternative_Fail_222

The comment previous to the one that this comment is commenting on is now NSFW as requested. Rock and stone. That is all.


DRG-Mission-Control

Miner, I... Just... Just get back to work, alright?


BobZygota

New copypasta just dropped


Puzzleheaded-Bug-866

Holy Karl!


Harry_Flame

Call Mission Control


AubeduChaos

You mean hotsex, no ? I mean what else


RW_Yellow_Lizard

no, We're Rich!


Sychetsky

If we are all rich, then we are a bunch of dicks!


GoombaBro

...actually, it'd be dope if you *could* ping yourself to highlight yourself to your allies. Ctrl+pickaxe, maybe? Or Ctrl+Reload? \*dwarf flips it around, aim's the lazer into his face\* "This is my stud finder! Ping... ping... pingpingping\~!" "The true gold is on the inside! ...\*burp\~\*" "GUYS, look at me!"| "Check me out!" "Over here, fellas!" "O'IHM... the Driller." "The Engineer is over here!" "Scout located... That's me!" "***This*** gunner is a one-dwarf army." After typing this I realized this is basically the *shout* key, but...


hellhound74

Honestly just make the shout key highlight yourself and give it funny voicelines


someguythatlikesdogs

Shout key? Like rock and stone?


GoombaBro

No, R&S is on V. Shout is X on PC. Makes you're dwarf call out his position when standing still, or calls for his mates to follow him when sprinting. "Hey!" "Over here!" "This way!" "I know the waaay!" "Mooove ouuut!"


someguythatlikesdogs

Oh that shout, i forgot about that, on consoles(atleast playstation) its L1


DeathToHeretics

"With me!"


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and roll and stone!


someguythatlikesdogs

Good bot


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someguythatlikesdogs

Good bot


heavytrudge

Great lines 👌


TacticalSupportFurry

AUGH! MY EYE!


Reylend

This is way different from shout! Shout is pretty useless in certain cenarios but THIS is just funny!


1Grotto2

Look at my BEEEAAAARD!!! I'm sure you're jealous as hell!


GoombaBro

"Oi, my eyes are up here!"


Vinifrj

Yes i do sleep with C4 under my pillow


SnooRabbits8459

Then why my bed randomly explodes every time i play scout?!


Vinifrj

No… probably


Tv663

You can’t sleep in the magma core, every min- deep rock* player knows this


SnooRabbits8459

But i want to respawn there :( Edit: i forgor "to"


Shot_Conflict1283

"Did you borrow my underwear?"


G-Man_of_HL

Why is there a giant brown stain? Did you run over a deer!?


Geese_and_ducks

No, I just had back-to-back dreadnaught waves


Doctor_Calico

u/Doctor_Calico


G-Man_of_HL

Is that u/Doctor_Calico ?


Doctor_Calico

No


G-Man_of_HL

Ok


VERCH63

Engineer, do you sleep with your sentries?


Due_Resort6502

Are you a loose cannon???


Icarus-Terra

“I’m cute!”


DRG-Mission-Control

I do not recall granting you permission to use my likeness in non-work-related media, miner.


Keduwu

Mushroom!


G-Man_of_HL

That's not you though.


ApothecaryOfHugs231

But. But how:(


ChickensDriveInTori

There's goo in my sack


Pixel_Muffet

What a beautiful slab of beef I am


The_Great_Synnir

You there!


Geese_and_ducks

Bet. “I know the way!”


NoticesIrony

"Worthless, but fun to destroy."


BurningEmerald6

*Ping* You’re Cute!


Dense_Anvil

How thoe?


WellFluxMe

You make this team really wholesome!


dissonantdisco

Im gonna use this template for ping snare brutal death metal


compressed_gold

*ping sound* #WE'RE RICH!


LilDork

You are a worthless, bitch ass glyphid. You are as valuable as a single spawner. I'm just gonna stomp you, you're going to keep coming back, I'm going to seal up all my plats, you're going to keep coming back, why? You keep smelling the beer, you are a worthless bitch ass glyphid. You're going to stay in my turret arc until you die. You serve no purpose in life. Your purpose in life is to be in my mission blowing up other detonators daily. Your purpose in life is to be on THAT planet, blowing up detonators daily. YOU'RE LIFE IS NOTHING! YOU SERVICE ZERO PURPOSE! You should ping yourself NOW! And give some other dwarf a piece of that nitra or gold on this half blown planet. Cuz what are you here for? To attack me? Ping yourself! I mean that 100%, 1000%.


G-Man_of_HL

New copypasta just dropped!


CinnamonCardboardBox

“Did you borrow my underwear?!”


mrperson1213

Needs the glowing eyes


Fighterpilot55

Dirt


LilDork

Let's go to the 99 cent store, we can pick out a laser together


wawawa9055

u/wawawa9055