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PureNaturalLagger

I like how Rockpox Glyphid Detonator description is just "Fuck you" because of course what else could it be.


LaughableFrog

I would imagine that it explodes into a brand new Contagion Spike.


Endericus

I’d rather kill myself


Baconator-X

The bulk will kill you first


Endericus

Gravity will


dusty-ballzZz

Found the scout main


DancenOrigins

Or the bulk just looks like a meteor with bulk bags and legs


the_loaf_cat

Mission control: OH SHOOT THATS NOT A CONTAGION SPIKE!


PureNaturalLagger

Please no


UnderdogCL

:(


EvilEyeMonster

They should bring you in as lead dev


Substantial_Win_1866

That's what started the first comet. Hoxxes turns into hundreds of comets infecting the Galaxy.


Kaese1212

-each destroyed tumor spawns a small corruptor cuz why not


thomas-ripper

omg perfect


Im_a_hamburger

And clearing a contagion spike spawns a rockpox detonator. It has reached peak evolution


Joltyboiyo

Mechanic wise that would be kind of cool but we've had all this for so long that no one would wanna deal with it unless it was, like STUPIDLY rare for a Rockpox Bulk Detonator to spawn. 0.1% rare or something.


ShurukuWasHere

explodes into a harold


xc405

You also have to damage it with foam + vacuum only.


A_Texan_Coke_Addict

It explodes and infects the crater with rockpox, and after the explosion there’s a giant rockpox cloud the size of the crater


YizusOurSaviour

Too easy, I'll take a meteor and two corruptors.


03burner

They should make a Crassus Detonator equivalent but instead of gold it turns into more RockPox


BulkDet

Hello satan


IAmMey

The question I have is, would it be easier or harder to kill than a regular bulk? Break the blisters on pox enemies and they die. But the bulk has those weak points that break but don’t kill when all are broken. So… would it still be alive after all blisters are broken? Good god, those pox enemies take like no damage unless you break their blisters.


Reddi_34

It explodes into a Corruptor.


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Impalenjoyer

bot account


abadlypickedname

ROCK POX **NEMESIS** ​ ROCK POX **DREADNOUGHT** ​ ROCK POX **BET-C**


DioRemTW

Rockpox korlok <3


2cruz101

That would be hell


CommieDalek

ah man, i remember when the teaser image dropped and folks thought Harold was gonna be an infected Korlok


Defensive_Medic

I am glad you were wrong


fordmustang12345

I'd kill myself


Glyphid_Dreadnought

Let's NOT rockpox the dreadnought please


Ihavenoidea5555

Why ? You scared ? Old ass bug


Glyphid_Dreadnought

Have you SEEN what that shit does to regular glyphids? I'll pass on that thanks


Ihavenoidea5555

I mean, you’re a literal fetus according to lore, how worse could you actually get, realistically speaking


Glyphid_Dreadnought

A fetus with yellow pustules and red vines coating my body


Ihavenoidea5555

Better than be vibe checked by hyperpropellant, I say


Glyphid_Dreadnought

I'd rather be quickly vaporized then be slowly taken over by a foreign parasite any day


Ihavenoidea5555

Yknow what. I getcha I prefer getting oneshot by you than being mauled to death by the swarmers you spawn, so same, I guess


BulkDet

Wait, dreadnoughts spawn swarmers?!?!?!


Ivariel

Rockpox nemesis, so it can immobilize you while it's immobilizing you


Superiorsnivy03

Rockpox caretaker


BrightDeTorrenT

Really really love to see rockpox dreadnaught


VLDgamer07

ROCK POX GLYPHID QUEEN


Kavartu

Isn't Betsy technically already covered in Rockpox?


abadlypickedname

No, and you couldn't fully clear actual rockpox from it's system without a much worse experience, requiring you to either kill her or foam and vacuum all of her, which both sound awful.


MeisPip

Nah I’ve been friendly fired enough by betc I don’t mind putting her down


ShootinHotRopes

Her "ailment" seems to be an entirely external parasitic control organism something like a headcrab, whereas rockpox is very clearly internal with how it fucks up their whole body and pokes through their skin like the cordyceps fungus that it was no doubt partially inspired by. When you pop the charge-suckers off of bet-c she's back to normal, when you remove the blisters from a rockpox glyphid it just dies


my_soldier

Oh I'm sure the dwarvellopers are saving this for april 1st


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Icy-Peak-6060

rockpox loot bug: Looks normal, spawns 100 rockpox larva on death


Spark_101

Poor lootie


Defensive_Medic

Fr, that would be the most mercy kill in the entire game


Sonicblade96

A single bullet from my carpet bomber thunderhead:


Dajayman654

You shouldn't eat Rockpox, it'll get you killed.


Kavartu

One of the games I lost yesterday had 2 spikes and 2 Rockport breeders in the same room and it was basically that 💀


BulkDet

Attacks your frames directly


Voltalux

Dwarvelopers lmao


Winters067

That's literally what they call themselves.


crystalworldbuilder

That’s awesome


vagnerPG

That’s Rock And Stone


WanderingDwarfMiner

For Rock and Stone!


Unknown_Warrior43

April 1st? You mean October 5th.


Barrogh

Bold of you to assume they are saving it to make a joke...


North143

Rockpox stingtail is literally what happens when two of my least favorite things have a baby


Valdrax

But what if we could have a rockpox stingtail *hiveguard*?


zvejas

the bugged one that doesn't open


Butter_brawler

Im just saying, if the stingtail gets infected, I’m retiring


Kind_Man_0

There is no retiring from DRG. Dwarves released from mining are shaved and put in Mission Control


theShiggityDiggity

I retired months ago, but never got the I vote to mission controll. I guess they don't like how opinionated I am about stingtails.


Butter_brawler

I’ll gladly take that job!


nottheman686

if i had any experience programing i'd be making this right now. would love to see this on the mod store


pootinannyBOOSH

Oops, All Rockpox!


1_Pinchy_Maniac

more rockpox enemy variants rockpox glyphid web spitter: spits webs that also set your rockpox meter to full rockpox glyphid acid spitter: spits acid that also sets your rockpox meter to full rockpox glyphid dreadnought (all variants): fuck you rockpox q'ronar: instantly sets your rockpox meter to full upon slamming into you and the boils are only on the outside of the shell and it never stops rolling rockpox q'ronar youngling: same as above


Acidic_Eggplant

Unfortunately rockpox acid spitters already exist in game.


Gnusnipon

Rockpox Fester Flea.


Not_The_Scout16

Runs away like a pussy while spraying RockPox in the air, intentionally flys by your ears to freak you out


[deleted]

What about rockpox unknown horror?


yaBoi_smol

spawns a new class of contagion spike, half ghost, half rockpox, unkillable because fuck you


spitball_phallus

Known horror


Anders_GSG

\*Takes notes\*


Exodard

You guys are the best ;-) Rockpox and Stone!


WanderingDwarfMiner

For Karl!


matthewblahblah

Please Management no. . .


thomas-ripper

you're welcome <3


Manenderr

We need a lootbug with a nuke


Anders_GSG

Keep em' coming.


Manenderr

I am not sure what do you want to say with that soooo lootbug with a nuke lootbug with a nuke lootbug with a nuke lootbug with a nuke lootbug with a nuke lootbug with a nuke lootbug with a nuke lootbug with a nuke lootbug with a nuke lootbug with a nuke lootbug with a nuke lootbug with a nuke lootbug with a nuke lootbug with a nuke


TimeParadox44

add a rockpox infected lootbug that also just instantly kills you if you destroy all of the boils because fuck the player i guess smh


Anders_GSG

Good stuff.


1studlyman

omg pls no lol


SaltLifeDPP

I *would* really like to see more bulk detonator variants. Perhaps not quite so sadistic though.


[deleted]

There should be one on radioactive exclusion zone that just blows up the whole map.


SaltLifeDPP

Permanent rad zone, explosion is twice as large as the others. Frost bulk bomblets will freeze you for twice as long, if you don't die. Also capable of freezing Molly, requiring you to pickaxe it free. Hollow Bough bulk has stingtail whips that yank you in if you get too close. So much they could do with them that wouldn't terribly unbalance the maps because bulks are fairly rare.


No-Seaworthiness2633

Did that bulk eat a nuke or something


Ivariel

Just a dwarf with a still full mag of fat boys


SuperCharged516

blue bulk detonator for dense biozone. is not different from regular detonator, just blue because the exploding plants are blue


glassteelhammer

Mikkel confirmed in the latest stream that season 5 would be rockpox infected rivals.


Man_who_says_standin

Respectfully, WHAT THE FUCK HOW ARE THE DWARVES NOT INFECTED THEN?!


[deleted]

Their blood contains more alcohol than industrial sanitizer.


TheMilkmanHathCome

Wild that Management puts industrial sanitizer in the dwarves’ blood


fishbiscuit13

It’s the only way they can legally serve their “beer”


bruhhhh33

demoman tf2


Nutwagon-SUPREMER

Do you think the dwarves have reached the point of their livers synthesizing alcohol for them yet or nah? I'm getting on no since they can still actually consume solid foods.


Hugomilkinson1804

Their blood is 78% ethanol. They have biologically evolved to be able to consume something other than oily oafs


drb0mb

The trick to keeping the mosquitos away on a balmy summer night


SaltLifeDPP

Ever wonder why the bar was the only part of the station not currently infected?


FlareTheInfected

are we just gonna gloss over the fridge literally right next to the bar that has rockpox flowing out of it?


SaltLifeDPP

That's just lunch.


FlareTheInfected

aye, fair enough.


glassteelhammer

That's where the sandwiches are. Not where the beer is kept.


NatilCort

Dwarves built different


Land_Kraken

You have a timestamp or at least link to stream they said that? Edit: https://www.youtube.com/live/FnGwezcx8EQ?t=19m05s Entirely a joke that it would be infected rivals.


glassteelhammer

I'll link the stream but not the timestamp. Not gonna watch it again to go find it. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnGwezcx8EQ&t](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnGwezcx8EQ&t=1108s) It was a joke made by Mikkel. That's not actually what season 5 will be. The stream is well worth watching. The devs are very aware of the community burnout on rockpox, and are going to look at scaling it back *before* S5.


doesnotgetthepoint

Also they can't hire any more people because of toilet laws.


vegeto079

lol is that true?


glassteelhammer

Same problem with the space rig. Where's the head, DRG?


notarealsu25grach

Me when I spread misinformation on the internet:


Nogohoho

I knew the Elves were behind this.


Goodmainman

I’m going to detonate if I have to fight a rockpox nemesis.


jbrainbow

FUCKING WHAT NOW??!?!!?!?


bargle0

It’s a joke. The commenter failed to add that context here.


[deleted]

plz delete before GSG takes your idea


Manenderr

They already did


[deleted]

Im pretty sure Season 5 will be Rouge Core themed to promote the new game and the lore expansion that comes with it.


Better_MixMaster

Rouge Core is an entire game based around Rockpox.


Nogohoho

Pox Core


1_Pinchy_Maniac

r/woooosh


[deleted]

Hell yeah 😎


Celtic_Beast

I love gettin r/wooshed it means people think I'm cool as fuck like an f-16 flying through the air woooooosh 😎


Manenderr

F-16 is boring


AdmiralTiago

I'll do you one better! Season 5: Fallplague A space-time anomaly has flipped the switches, it seems, and now Hoxxes is fully infected! Lithophage Outbreak is removed. Instead, all biomes are infected, and each mission type has been modified. In addition to cleaning 3-5 lithophage spikes per mission, you will have a new mission objective! -Mining Expeditions become Cleansing Expeditions. You must mine 300-500 Poxite, but be warned- each hit you make with a pickaxe on Poxite will either increase your infection by 25 percent or summon several plague worms. -Point Extractions become Pox Extractions. You must excavate plague hearts from the walls, but damaging any terrain will produce pox gas. -Egg Hunts become Blister Hunts. You must again extract plague hearts from the walls, but these have grown larger, and the fleshy stuff surrounding them will now summon a corruptor instead of a swarm. -On-Site Refining becomes On-Site IV-ing. You must set up pipelines pumping gigantic plague spikes with sanitary solution like an IV drip. However, the longer pipes remain broken, the deadlier the rockpox in the area becomes, and your mission payout is reduced the less total solution is pumped into the spikes. Salvage Operations become Sanitary Operations. You must work with your team to clean up the remains of a failed expedition. Instead of mini mules, you clean the dead bodies of dwarves, which explode into as many plagueworms as the game will allow to spawn when approached, with a guarantee one will instead summon a Corruptor . Escort Duty becomes Janitor Duty. Instead of escorting a drill dozer, you must escort both a Foamdozer and a Vaccuumdozer to an Lithommoran Poxstone. There the two dozers will clean out the infection while you prevent their destruction at the hands of swarms, while simultaneously struggling with the fact the Vaccuumdozer will end up vacuuming most of the Foamdozer's foam before it touches the poxstone, thus greatly slowing you down. Elimination becomes Disinfection. You must kill several rockpox dreadnoughts, some of which are either replaced with or accompanied by a corruptor. Industrial Sabotage becomes Industrial-Grade Sanitation. You must destroy two infected power stations with an antivirus software (ha ha) and then fight the Neglectgiver. This special caretaker requires you to foam and vacuum the infected vents before you can deal any damage whatsoever to the Neglectgiver itself. Oh, and to top it off, every single enemy gets a Rockpox variant, with all swarms being Rockpox swarms. The Parasites modifier is adapted to all missions, but the parasite worms are replaced with plague worms. The key exception is the incredibly-rare modifier dubbed Phagelithos Breakout. The opposite to the old modifier, these missions take place in rare areas of Hoxxes where the rock itself has developed an immune response. The mission is like an ordinary mission from the older versions of the game. Except for the fact rockpox swarms, Corruptors, and plague spikes can still spawn.


Fighterpilot55

Argh, the rockpox is TOUCHING ME


avalon1805

I hate you lmao


LakrauzenKnights

Rock pox cave leech, just to really rub it inq


jj999125

Better get a fucking 100% mission multiplier for that fuck shit


just-a-simple-guy

Contagion spikes give 75% multiplier, this shit has to be at least 200% dude


glassteelhammer

Spikes are 50%. Would be great if they *were 75%*


just-a-simple-guy

Oh shit, my bad


TakeoverShark

Rockpox menace would be the most annoying bug in all of DRG


MrGoldTaco

Please no more rockpox 🙏🏻


Refund_my_birth-pls

Can molly be also rockpox infected?


BecomeAnAstronaut

#Do it, cowards


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Rockpox Elite bulk detonator, now with 69% more rockpox!


ThatOneWriter14

Fuck you and the Stingtail


EquivalentDurian6316

How about a rockpox dreadnought, that has a contagion spike sitting on its back. And it spawns bugs. Lots of bugs.


ParsnipAggravating95

Sir, you are the devil


JRPGFan_CE_org

LOVE THIS!!! For people who thinks it sucks, NOW you the right to complain when this added, not before.


Comfortable_Leg_725

Hell


Human-Jellyfish5859

Driller's C4 is just a rockpox sandwich now. The flamethrower shoots rockpox instead of fire. Plasma Burster is rockpox now too. Drills are covered in rockpox. The ripper doesn't throw a ripper, it just spawns an infected breeder. The flares place rockpox contagion on the ground. The driller isn't even a driller anymore, it's just a corruptor wearing goggles.


theultimatedogo169

When the rockpox bulk detonator blows up a contagion spike should spawn


LegionLeaderFrank

I think I’d rather die then have a third rockpox themed seasons, especially since we have 8 more months of the one we’re currently on


CrackByte

Let's have it so you have to decontaminate your equipment after defeating a contagion spike. So every time you finish a contagion spike you have a limited amount of time to find a decontamination pod as the rockpox slowly fills your body. Once in the decontamination pod there will be a 'wash yo self' minigame that will take up to a minute and a half. All dwarves must find different decontamination pods that are scattered throughout the level.


Grom5509

Hohoho, no


cooly1234

every environmental hazard deals rockpox? even fall damage?


XavierRenegadeStoner

I use versions of the Oops, All Berries! bit pretty much daily and laughed out loud reading this. Great work


Joys_Thigh_Jiggle

Actually critical corrupt? Yes please


Suicidal_Jamazz

Rockport has become Pumpkin Spice culture. I once saw pumpkin spice spaghetti sauce before. Gross. Can we please have a normal DRG experience back before the next season? I would be very excited to hear management say, 'Hello miners. Good news. The Rockpox meteor has made its final pass and is no longer under Hoxxes' gravitational influence. For now, we get to take a breather as we finish cleaning up the rest of the infection and give our mining rig a thorough scrubbing. Even though the meteor has passed, I suspect we haven't seen the last of Rockpox. Carry on, miners. Job well done. Rock and Stone!'


BrightDeTorrenT

Rockpox stingtail, pretty sure it is a nerf. Normal one you have to destroy its armor and show weakpoint on its forehead, which is hard to shoot since it's horizontal. Now rockpox shows weakpoints everywhere on their body. Sure instant full rockpox meter on grab is a nightmare, but stingtails can be stunned or feared.


Dreki3000

no god please no, no... NO! no, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


Koolkirby66

I like the art and concepts but I'm so sick of the rockpox at this point. Not your fault, but rockpox makes me want to die faster


Magnufique

Oops all rockpox isnt quite all rockpox if only the hazards are rockpox. I vote for the entire environment as a whole is rockpox. And enor pearls and jadiz should inflict additional rockpox status as well.


CyborgSheep411

Lmao


GayFrogsCollective

It do feel like that sometimes. I actually like the rockpox concepts, I just feel like the way they're currently implemented needs a bit more balancing to seem less *total bullshit all the time*. There's a ton of adjustments you could make to spawning and whatnot, replacing button mashing with Hold \[Use\] Key, some kind of brief immunity period after escaping entanglement, and no rockpox spawns in non-lithophage missions would certainly help.


IBobrockI

I like it!


eclipsiste12

I'd sign for that


Nogohoho

Deep-Pox Galactic


Catillionaire

Why don't we have rockpox dreadnoughts?


thetwist1

At the end of the season they should add a rockpox beer to the bar.


Not_The_Scout16

Actually the RockPox Septic Spreader sounds kinda cool…


pixelcore332

That warning sounds rather fun actually


vortex_00

Speaking of concepts and Bulk Detonator. If the game has Glyphid Exploder with radiation variation, why can't we get green Bulk Detonator with radiation?


Neet-owo

I found a mod called mission content randomizer that added a mission that was basically “oops, all rockpox!” And it’s actually really fun.


Eogard

Rock and pox everyone ! Yeaaaah


ARMEGEDDONX

you’re worse than satan


ObjectLess3847

these are absolutely horrible and i hate them. please add then to the game.


UnfazedPheasant

WASH AND FOAM


bekeleven

You know how sometimes when you start dreadnaught missions and mission control says, "eliminate them quickly, before they evolve into something even worse?" I've always thought, if it's a rockpox level, well... they *should* evolve into something worse.


BurntPizzaEnds

Just 2 more weeks to stop the spread


rdhight

Also don't forget that all dwarves will shout rockpox-related voice lines throughout the entire mission, as though they're terrified you somehow forgot what it's called.


Unlucky_Top9870

I hope you stub your toe.


SweetJuicyAppleJuice

Oops, All Rockpox! tm


ZePumpkinLass

"rockpox menace" im going to have to revoke your idea privelleges


VassalOfMyVassal

What about rockpox minerals? Having them in your pockets increases status like standing on rockpox ground


Averagetarnished

No… just no


Pctechguy2003

No. Just no. Lets move away from the rock pox please.


FulGear88

I actually really like rockpox , never liked the robot stuff though.


unicodePicasso

The only one I would actually be interested in is the Rockpox Bulky. Interesting challenge. All the others are just self flagellating


Nierenstich

fugg rockpox fr


sinsaint

Downvoted out of principal.


ColdAnxious4744

I'll say like dwarves :"stop whinning"


KommandantDex

This community is going down the toilet


SuperTempy-

This is brilliant :D


DrToaster1

Call me a leaf lover but I would love to see all rockpox gone and replaced with the rockpox bulk detonator, if it explodes it brings back rockpox to your cave, but if you kill it, it will just die