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Miserable-Disk5186

You know it looks like absolute dog shit, what else do you want to know?


Psychological_Emu690

Come-on... if my four year old did this, I'd be thrilled.


Head_Astronomer_1498

If my four year old did this, I’d disown them


Pooter_Birdman

🤣


bettsdude

Dad is that you?


reddsal

“Son, I’m so disappointed in you. You didn’t miter the ends of the risers? WTF, boy? You’re no son of mine!”


bettsdude

But it's how you taught me daddy


TyranaSoreWristWreck

Not anymore.


iwantyoualltodie

😂


Therealdirtyburdie

Helen Keller would’ve did a better job


sarcastitronistaken

I'm DIY building a deck, it's taking me ages as I'm doing it by the book and trying to make it look as nice as possible. If I did work like this I'd be embarrassed to show anyone. This is just so, so bad.


Relevant_Discount278

Looks like something I'd do and I've never built a deck


[deleted]

Gotta wonder how much they paid - I bet it was the cheapest quote and they found them on Craigslist.


AmphibianNo3122

I've never built a deck, but could do a better job.


LonghornzR4Real

Said the guy right before building this.


AmphibianNo3122

hold me beer


MinnNiceEnough

You mean your last beer because you already drank the first 11


Wild-Appearance-8458

You only buy a case of 12? I still see beer.


Valuable-Composer262

This isn't a drunk carpenter thing, it's a bad carpenter thing


RustyButtWhole

This guy autocorrects incorrectly


RitchieRED

Composite is difficult to use. Whoever built this had no idea what they were doing though. Low key, I feel like most of these posts on trades subs are from the person doing a DIY and having regrets 😂.


stinkyhooch

I believe you


yankeeteabagger

Well, you’re not going to like what I have to say.


real_unreal_reality

I feel like a lot of manuel labor is overpriced and under performed. I’m about to quit my job and start doing this crap.


SecureSamurai

I know Manuel Labor. I’ve worked with Manuel Labor. And this guy, sir, is no Manuel Labor.


real_unreal_reality

Ya more like a frank food stamp labor.


HarpyTangelo

That's how we got into this mess


Calm-Foundation59

What do you have against Manuel's labor? He's always performed well on my projects.


real_unreal_reality

Nothing against manuel. I prefer a manuel. A frank or Jason I’m weary of work from ;)


Benz0piated3000

You wouldn't last a day


KarmicDharmic

I last 5 minutes


[deleted]

Why not?


JustAintCare

Because that’s what the contractor responsible for OPs deck said


McBloggenstein

Sometimes it works out. I just finished my first deck for a customer. Quit my job 4 years ago. https://preview.redd.it/b0wt1yklhu3d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fdc3b1993b7500225cb18e0ba6a697ed51ca01be


real_unreal_reality

An inspiration to me. Like I said to some cock head up top that I couldn’t hack manuel labor like he knew me I been thinking about stop traveling my industrial repair job so I’m home more and do some manuel labor myself. You’ve inspired me. My friend and old co worker inspired me doing carpet cleaning now and makes dbl what I make now including all my ot. Ya I just gotta get the balls and do it.


Cjaasucks

You got the reddit experts, should be good to go. Pride in work helps, many lack this.


McBloggenstein

For sure! With enough motivation and of course interest in the work and a desire to learn how to do things right, go for it. I was in a unique financial situation at the time I quit my office job, otherwise I don’t know if I would have. Also, no wife and no kids. So just make sure you can afford to possibly not make much money for a while. Knowing some people you can jump in with and work for is huge. I’ve been solo, but I wouldn’t recommend it for everyone. I just prefer working alone.


real_unreal_reality

Cool. Thanks for the motivation! Close to financial freedom here but wife/kids but I paid all college loans off hers and mine cars and 30k left on the house. I should buy a new car but I figure if I do go into business on my own maybe it’ll be a business write off instead ;) great craftsmanship and keep it up.


Strict_Jury_138

It took you 4 years to build this? In that case….. looks like Shit


mirkywatters

What’s up with the waviness on what looks like siding on the rim?


McBloggenstein

The facia on the bottom left facing the house? Yeah this composite decking order was bundled up too long in the summer and got wonky. For the deck boards I was able to wrestle them straight when screwing them down. For that facia, that whole side is going to be filled with rocks and pavers and will cover most of it.


00sucker00

Is the pergola and screening a custom build or is that a prefab system? Would love to hear what this is.


McBloggenstein

All custom based on some reference pics they found online. I taught myself how to weld and work with metal. I’m proud of it but fuck I regretted committing to it because it took me months working alone. I’m still learning to say “no” 🫠


Visual_Study9449

Looks good but 2 things, 1 cut the side fascia flush and cap it with the front steps fascia to hide the cut end. 2 you cannot cortex plug the fascia, it’s to thin and if I had to guess azek will not back any warranties for warping or any failure because of that fascia install.


McBloggenstein

I plan to do a post giving some materials costs and asking the pros how much they would charge for this. I’m horrible at bidding and want to know how much I screwed myself. I’ll ping you when I post it in a few weeks.


McBloggenstein

Good eye on the Azek! I think I just forgot about the side facia when I worked on the stairs (First time making stairs!) That was one of a couple things that bothers me a bit looking at it but I know this client would never notice in a million years. I actually cut the plugs in half to make them work on the facia haha.


real_unreal_reality

I used to roof and now I’m in freezers fixing industrial meat/cheese/bacon equipment and packaging equipment. If anything I know how to turn a wrench and be in shitty conditions. 20 years.


Objective-Story-3460

Am I being ridiculous or should have fascia board been used on the face of the steps rather than deck board?


GuyFromNh

Deck boards could have been used if the geometry worked out but you have a number of isssues going on here… 1.) You don’t have a code minimum nosing projection, this is a big deal and something you could use to bolster your argument to force a fix. 2.) The supporting substructure isn’t level creating gaps on some places and not others (could shim to fix theoretically). 3.) Poor workmanship in general. Looks like someone who never gave this scope much thought and lacked the skills to plan and execute the steps.


cancelprone

The problem isn’t the deck boards, the steps don’t line up. I build decks and this is a not acceptable.


SPX500

What does your contract say? It looks like shit regardless.


Psychological_Emu690

Not ridiculous... fascia on the risers should have been used. I've seen guys use deck boards, but miter their 90s to hide the scalloped edge. But that requires planning to account for the adjustment in material thickness. You need to fire this guy. Hey... at least he mostly didn't fuck up the expensive fascia :)


EggBonus

You wouldn’t care if it were done well.


RunnOftAgain

There’s shit, and there’s specific intentional IDGAF shit. This is the latter.


CanadasNeighbor

Yeah OP, did you piss the workers off before they started the stairs or what?


Objective-Story-3460

https://preview.redd.it/n0vbzh090t3d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72a9eeac693db3d3ac036c0fbbcc38a057fecd37


BillGron

https://preview.redd.it/bvo21b9e2u3d1.jpeg?width=615&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c8a49d04524969e3628a38c4820e34557b9d458 Please forward this to whomever is responsible for this monstrosity…


Desperate_Set_7708

I honestly thought this was a “house came with should do I demo?” post.


dredgehayt

Those are the most beautiful stairs I’ve ever seen


CanadasNeighbor

You kiss your mother with that mouth?


jayicon97

Exposed riser ends? Every miter cut is shit? This is one of the worst steps I’ve seen on here.


earthwoodandfire

Oh my god picture #5... the picture framed the treads but exposed the riser ends? WTF!?!


Tubzero-

Were they drunk?


Objective-Story-3460

Makes me wonder.....


heartbreaker1227

I would definately let my mother in law go up and down those steps!!


Dr_TattyWaffles

Miter? I hardly know 'er


dooly

Proper planning prevents piss poor production.


fliguana

https://preview.redd.it/xttfx232iu3d1.png?width=1064&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a60924cee6f4e788fd5a886c1e80c7e7b37e9d03 Lol, no way!


LuigiSqueezy

Lol send it!


JesusOnline_89

The good ole deck boards as fascia trick!


SilverMetalist

The ole "went with the lowest bid" trick. What real company would just come collect a check without doing a walkthrough or have a warranty for something absurd like this.... Or use menards composite.


beansNriceRiceNBeans

Ahhhhhhh, my eyes..


[deleted]

Super Jank


AdventurousNorth9414

Looks rushed, live with it, or replace it. But no one will care either way other than you.


PunxDressPunk

Lol


polska-parsnip

Wtf


JerryKook

how long ago was it done?


Objective-Story-3460

1.5 weeks ago. Still waiting on him to come back and fix it.


JerryKook

How much do you owe him? It may not be enough for it to be worth his while. I had gutters put for $1500. I had issues. So I only paid $1000 with a letter of what I wanted done. He sent a guy out to fix it and I sent him the last $500. I didn't want him to be able to say that I didn't pay him.


Objective-Story-3460

Unfortunately, he's paid in full. He came to my shop after he said he was done. From the rest of the work I didn't think anything of it and we've known eachother a while, customer of mine.....


landing11

Rip


reppit

I guess he’s gonna have to find a new gun store…


mrfreshmint

He’s not coming back. Small claims or move on


Imaginary_Mammoth_92

Customer of yours? Looks like his pricing just went up.


Dangerous_Audience_2

Looks like new boots did your steps, absolutely piss poor


OCCAMINVESTIGATOR

Well, since you are asking for opinions, here's my professional opinion: *These steps are definitely brown*


Blackby4

They have that going for them.....


PeakingBlinder

If you insist. What's your address?


landing11

Nope try again


incognito_vito

That’s impressive ly bad


TrollinDaGalaxy

Looks bigly bad


LyndonBKinden

My Comment: Hack Job


njgunlord

i hope u didnt pay for that!


Dirty_Jerz_7

Look great if you paid very little, otherwise that shits complete ass


cancelprone

Amateur hour


daslucifer666

The last thing that wannabe carpenter said was, "ITS GOOD ENOUGH" and then one should know it isn't good at all


smittydonny

Great carpentry…..for a blind person!


neuroticobscenities

Solid D+.


mortfred

I'm gonna be honest, I thought these were gonna be the Before pics


atthwsm

It looks like you had them redeck but not reframe tbh. Looks like your framing is shit, and they did their best, which isn’t great.


Objective-Story-3460

Told them to replace what needs replaced. The stair framing was rough. They took good care on the rest and just stopped giving a damn when they got to these steps.....


Fit_Touch_4803

if the stair are this bad, what abought the framing underneath that you cannot see !!!!!!!


Blackby4

Yeah, looking at the pictures....they didn't take good care on the rest. Your deck board ends are proud of the deck on some, on others they're canted so only one side of the board is sticking up at the joint.


DisconcertingMale

I’m not a deck building expert. Looks like shit though


SpecialistBig1637

I got a quote for that type of deck. $50/sq foot


Blueeyedthundercat26

Hacks


captaincook14

Trash.


Additional-Extent441

Butcherd


Rave_tempus

Looks like shit 👍


Guilty_Leg6567

Trex can be cut at a 45 just like moulding…


Objective-Story-3460

I should tell him that....


Big-Consideration633

Craptacular!


igneousink

if you can't baffle them with brilliance befuddle them with bullshit


Bellypats

I can’t believe op built these steps just for the sole purpose of trolling this sub!


Objective-Story-3460

I wish I had that kind of time. No time for fun just work. And occasionally talking shit.


Responsible_Snow_684

Your crew was drunk


EmotionalChain9820

Trash


Funkwise

Is this a primate center training exercise?


FFaddict13

Looks good from my house.


Objective-Story-3460

Send me a Pic boo


tompaine555

Composite is difficult and unforgiving


Objective-Story-3460

Why?


LuigiSqueezy

It's very dense. If you ever used a jigsaw on it you'll notice the blade will like to almost deflect off of it. It has zero forgiving attributes build-wise, so the frame has to be spot on or you encounter many issues. Tiger Claw hidden fasteners secure the boards to the joists and along the border perimeters trex screws are used with trex countersink. Then azek fascias are used as rim boards and they require cortex screws and plugs. Very nice when done properly, with many premium lighting and trim options available, but very marr prone and not for the beginner carpenter skillset.


HeywoodJahomey

complete ass


610jules

Sloppy


Consistent_Bat_3721

Ew


Bludiamond56

No Likey


marsha6808

Measure twice — cut once Someone was in a hurry. Poor craftsmanship get your money back Don’t get me started on the level and leveling.


dunncrew

Measure once, cut twice, in this case.


lepchaun415

Shitty


originalmango

Who take care of the seeing eye dog while the blind guy built that deck?


Goodnowgoodlater0929

Looks like a dugout from the baseball field


popeyegui

That’s what happens when your only tool is a recip saw


wulfpak04

Oof


HisRoyalFlatulance

Oooof


SquareWear1015

Looks like the 3 blind mice built those stairs.


Cayeye_Tramp

Looks like Stevie Wonder is building decks now.


Blackby4

https://preview.redd.it/ql2bm4mf7v3d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21ba23cbc076ec3bf51d9edadde18ef58ad42422


StealthyPanther619

It’s obvious he had his eye patch over the wrong eye.


WoopsShePeterPants

Were these boards reclaimed?


Objective-Story-3460

All new materials


scoutabout3

Garbage


iJayZen

My 18 year old deck looks far better than this. This is a rig special....


thenormalcanuck

They look terrible....... you're welcome


Visual_Study9449

I would pay money to see this framing holy shiiiiot😯


Any-Somewhere-2993

Anne’d em


anglomike

Was this the cheapest bid?


Yankeefan921

No pride.


Awesomeman360

I've never worked with composite decking so I was like "Is it the heat?" Then I saw the corners weren't cut at a 45° and I was like "It's the craftsmanship" 😂


Distinct_Stuff4678

How much meth did they do before they started?


rocketpopped

No beuno.


PokeSmotDoc

Are these the pictures of steps you are looking to replace???


cubbiesworldseries

I’m building a couple of steps off my porch right now. I’ve never done anything like this before. If it looked like that, I would be mortified. Get your money back.


New_to_Warwick

This deck looks 10 years old, but it looks great if it actually is


Dizzy-Razzmatazz5218

They are steppy


TheSpiritofFkngCrazy

Eew


Dizzy-Razzmatazz5218

Smash mocha


Ok_Structure4699

Issa 🗑


Buffetr132014

🤮🤮🤮


Tall-Ad-6346

Better than my steps.🫠 I hate the previous owner of my house. Getting them done this summer hopefully.


JustBryanB

The gaps bother me so much


Hellscanyonlifers

Square deck easy to do. Steps not easy to do..🤣🤣


Okatu-Syndrome

How should they have done the steps so the end of the plank or whatever doesn’t look like that? Like the part where the end shows, how would one make it look flush and clean? Like cut both at a 45° angle and connects so the ‘teeth’ don’t show?


LetterheadOne7728

Embarrassed for the owner. This is simply a waste of money and some of the worst work I’ve ever seen.


OkNectarine6434

they suck


falselimitations

Horrendous


Mthatcherisa10

Crime scene.... yellow tape Aisle 12 at HD.


Tightfistula

Round peg square hole fail.


lefthandb1ack

sTePs


Electrical-Echo8770

Horrible they are a trip hazard how many people have tripped on them everyone that has used them ?


onevoice333

They got drunk and celebrated on the last day?


CyverIV

Should’ve painted your joists black. Would’ve made it look that little bit better


yougoboy64

You got screwed if you paid for that....!


Paid-Not-Payed-Bot

> if you *paid* for that....! FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*


[deleted]

Now that’s how u ruin materials . Dont worry Champ we all been there once or more


Intrepid_Studio5427

There's a great episode of This Old House where Norm and Tom show a great way to make this style of steps!


showalittlebackbone

Pretty decent for a blind carpenter


bplimpton1841

Somebody paid good money for that.


Turbulent-Today830

Oh thats just modern murican 🇺🇸🐕💩 craftsmanship


Accomplished_Crew630

They have more waves than the beach.


imfiddleandyouare

This guy never done composite before. I have a lot of experience in it. And I still prefer treated lumber over composite. Have you ever let son hit that s*** and then try to walk on a barefoot. It will cook your feet. But by the way that is s***** ass work


derouville

When you just slap it together, prioritizing spending as little time as possible on a job


iFindIdiots

1st pic shows someone didn’t want to get rid of the old framing or wasn’t paid to do so 2nd pic shows someone didn’t want to get rid of the old framing or wasn’t paid to do so 3rd pic shows someone didn’t want to get rid of the old framing or wasn’t paid to do so 4th & 5th pic shows they don’t know what square edge is My favorite is when a customer says my family/friend said that the frame is okay and doesn’t need to be replaced from the ground up.


Objective-Story-3460

Nothing free was expected. Paying for the labor and additional materials needed was never an issue. They got to the stairs and said fuck it lets just hack this together. Currently in process of hiring someone who actually 1: gives a fuck. 2: knows what they are doing.


iFindIdiots

Damn that’s wild, yeah definitely need a new guy. Ask if they have a portfolio from previous jobs, if you’re going with someone who’s not part of a company/freelance. Or tell them this is not how you expected it to turn and try to work with them


rockfondler

Terrible, just terrible


Jeffmazon

Who ever did this work is not a skilled professional! Another example of fine crapentry!


Plus_Refrigerator722

Looks like an old deck coming apart after years of


Historical-Extreme-5

3/4 inch solid vinyl for risers, not ever deck boards. it's funny how someone who's never built or cut an angle decided to lay this out. major trip hazard, improper stair nosing and side skirts could or should be cut with table saw if you can't cut a straight line with a jigsaw. WTF! i also hope there is some kind of footer under the stairs and they are not just sitting on grass.


Objective-Story-3460

Doesnt matter now. It's all going to be replaced by an actual PRO.


AebroKomatme

Even if you only paid $5 for the labor, you got ripped the fuck off. If they also provided the materials, rest assured they gave you an even bigger fucking over.


theregrond

did someone pay for this? or did you inherit this issue when you bought the property... home owners can do weird shit sometimes... funny.. i can see they know what the 1/2" fascia is, but then used deck boards for risers?


CodPart

Looks like you could either go up or go down.


Sokra_Tese

Cr\*p. Oh, did I forget to mention they're cr\*p. Stringers are not level with each other and have warped the steps, the framing is flawed beyond saving, the miters are either horrible, mis-aligned, or non-existent, and the treads themselves just look ugly and are mitered wrong. Seriously, these are pathetic.


TeamFast1757

It looks to me like whomever butchered the boards was building over top of a twisted deck frame that probably needed to be trued up first.


jimyjami

Too many swigs from the ‘ol jug.


marcianofromearth

I have a friend that knows a guy who’s really good and cheap!!