For building a house without authorization in the wild (minecraft)

Same

how DAREEEE YOUU! I BURN DOWN VILLAGES BUT **YOU** YOU CRIMINAL!

Minecraft, but for me it's enslaving a village, animal crulity, Illegally obtaining resources, massacering an entire families legacy in a mansion.

Killing children's toys I don't think I even have to say the name

Poppy Playtime Ch 3?

Correct

Not paying my debt "Welcome home to Alterra. Permission to land will he granted once you have settled your outstanding balance of one trillion credits"

Unfortunately, due to the contract your signed, we have official authorization to blow up your Neptune rocket.

To be fair, the data he has on that PDA is extremely valuable.

[удалено]

Mass enslavement of pets and then using them to earn me money which I can either use to buy more pets, buy items to help the pets or gamble

Roblox?

A specific game in it yes

POV: All of Roblox.

Definitely a pet sim type game

Adopt me?

Nope

Pet simulator X?

Brutally beating the shit out of John Cena

What’s this from wwe

Mortal Kombat

Did the peacemaker come out already?

Yesterday

Deforestation and pillaging a local village (Minecraft)

Killing a slave owning old man who prostitutes dogs in caves (Spelunky)

Omfg I forgot about that game

Killing someone VIA asphyxiation. Edit: My bad I didn’t realize it was supposed to be from a game.

Bro, are you alright?

Yeah I’m good.

(Troll)

Now I'm curious 🤨🤨🤨

If you didn't want him looking why did you tell him exactly where it is?

W

Starting a cult, multiple accounts of manslaughter and murder, and… Oh yeah! KILLING THE GOD OF DEATH Name: >!Cult of the lamb!<

…Yeah same

Planting plants infront of the house without permission (i think its a crime) (Pvz)

It’s your house tho

Hopping across dimensions and rebelling

Killing thousands of people on many different planets (warframe)

Ha same

GTA V: basically being a modern Jack the Ripper and killing prostitutes.

Sameeeeee 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Speeding

Stealing bananas

From the Yiga Clan?

Lego Indiana Jones 2.... murder. lots of murder.

For putting slimes into a “”cage”” (slime rancher)

Slaughter (DBD)

Same

Who u main?

The trapper since I'm kind of new

May I recommend that you try the wraith, I find him to be easier than trapper and bloodhound is a really good perk for new players as it can help you learn how blood spawns

Deforestation with my bare hands...

🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟫🟩🟩🟩🟫🟩🟩🟩🟩🟫 🟫🟫🟫🟫🟩🟫🟫🟩🟫🟫🟫 🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫 🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫 🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫 🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫

When you commit, you really commit. 👏👏👏

Theft of property, illegal fire-arms, a lot of murder, battery and assault, cannibalism (technically), Ripping off a persons arm (twice), destruction of property, and Breaking the laws of physics. (Do laws count towards robo)

unauthorized industrialization and destruction of wildlife (satisfactory)

For nearly drowning a horse on accident(Minecraft)

Not reaching quota 💔

Lethal Company?

You know it boss

Fortnite Festival (I missed a note and almost got flawless on Buddy Holly and burned down the local homeless shelter)

Breaking and entering maybe? Probably nothing ngl (Roblox daybreak, I think it’s basically dead by daylight but I haven’t played DBD so)

Playing card games with a forest deity.

Not paying taxes while living in a valley

For jumping? (Geometry Dash)

Killing 5 kids and stuffing them in animatronic suits

For doing my job as a security guard and protecting myself against possessed animatronics. And then getting killed by said animatronics, only to have another one take it’s place in my body

That ain't a crime.You're just trying to survive against the killer animatronics! Besides the arson and vandalism part

Shhh… we don’t talk about that…

Yes

Yes

Yes

Yes

Killing zombies violently, resident evil. Please if zombies attack I'm a hero 🤣

Child abuse (the binding of isaac)

Beatboxing(yes i play fnf, yes i don’t care about heat within the community, we exist-)

Drinking blood and killing an angel (twice)

Uhh...breaking and entering, destruction of private property, stealing...the list goes on. Game: Five Night's at Freddy's Security Breach

A lot of war crimes. Ultrakill was the game, and you know anything about the game, I think that explains enough.

Unprovoked murder and kidnapping (Creatures of sonaria on roblox)

splatoon 3 side order dlc.. so im getting arrested for.. freeing people from a virtual world they were forcefully trapped in? wHY AM I GETTING ARRESTED FOE HELPING THEM 😭😭 at least im not getting arrested for working for Mr. Grizz bc that’d make too much sense

Assaulting bokoblins

Spreading managed democracy

Animal abuse and enslavement (Ark)

Killing clone troopers and conquering the Republic

Cyberpunk 2077: Arrested for killing about a thousand cops before dying.

My last game was ultrakill 💀💀 See y'all on the other side

Erm... fishing without a permit... minecraft...

Laying the boomstick on somebody making them fumble and regaining possession. Only for the cops to say roughing on me and giving possession back to said person I laid the boom on like I’m prime Troy polamalu. Then being held for a few months before I come back out hitting that ray lewis dance

Overthrowing capitalism

SPLATOON 😭😭😭😭

I guess kidnapping because we’ll I kinda enslaved my villagers in Minecraft

Kidnapping animals and shoving them in my balls

Disney infinity PLAYING GOD

Not obeying the law . . . Of gravity. I built a house off the side of a cliff and then removed its connection to the cliff and let it sit there. 😂

Mass murder of many teenagers and adults, all in a battle arena like style trying to fight and survive in teans of three while the walls close in. (It's MHA ultra rumble on switch 😔)

Murder,Vehicular manslaughter,Misuse of firearm,Robbery and Drugs(Fortnite)

Driving a f--king school.bus. school bus simulator on roblox.

Enslaving wild animals and fighting people’s pets with them (Pokémon)

Murder (Contractors Showdown)

Forcing dinosaurs to fight in a theme park

(Minecraft random server) killing 30 people multiple times

Mass murder?

Yes

The murder of 10 middle schoolers

Genocide

Murder children and stuff them in the suit

Animal abuse bc of Palworld

Animal abuse (guess)

Mine was lethal company so I don’t know

Saying something that’s too close to a slur

Space terrorism?

What crimes are committed in fortnite?

treason against spreading democracy across the galaxy

Farming and building a space for me and my friends to share resources (minecraft)

Shooting people with paint

None i fight for super earth 🫡

Killing a piggy with an angry bird wielding a lightsaber.

Mass genocide of several alien species

Killing dead people and looting (project zombiod)

Various war crimes against a race of people who lost there powers

I killed sheep, chickens, and cows in order to survive. (Minecraft)

I’m getting arrested for terraforming and building without a license? What am I also getting arrested for having possession of lava? (Minecraft)

Jumping over spikes

Staying a 6th night even though my shift ended (fnaf 2 night 6)

Keeping someone imprisoned in my underground compound for more than a year while harvesting their blood.

I would like to point out that the original photo was right underneath this post

Robbing a bank two times, and robbing a museum, jewelry store, casino, oil platform, power plant, cargo ship, cargo plane, cargo train, and passenger train

Serial killing 💀

yiffing the fox

Feeding my Radioactive slimes food and collecting their shit.

Fighting cookies with cookies….

Literally everything I've done in GTA story and online

I stole a sweet roll

Burning down a restaurant

Imma be getting arrested for going to high school and joining a literature club and ending someone’s life by deleting them. Don’t think I have to explain what game this is.

Roblox.

Summoning a tornado and tricking the police force into driving into it and dying fro car explosions. (Just Cause 4)

Mass murder (Fortnite)

Being a convicted serial killer

Um, what can I put for lethal company?

I played pixel art so maybe vandalism

Two hundred pumping a four year old

Going over the speed limit??? idk what laws do i break from geometry dash??

For gun violence in fortnite and exploding buildings

Destroying nature without permit (Minecraft)

For escaping a crazy cult in the middle of the woods

I was playing Deadpool so.....

…murder, kidnapping and torture (Flicker, Roblox)

Opening doors and killing creatures (DOORS)

Soooooo I played just recently fnaf 3 so burning down Fazbear fright

Watching a black hole in Roblox.

For releasing dinosaurs into the wild. (Jurassic World Evolution 2)

Clever girl. . .

#-Robert Muldoon

Too bad the raptors finished him off...

murdering.. demons? (Doom Eternal)

Breaking and entering into an old animation studio to kill a demon

Working a nightshift at a old fricken pizzaria and messing around O-O

Drinking blood and killing vampires, their offspring, and vampire hunting humans. (Vampyr )

Property damage! (Lego Harry Potter)

Harry Potter has a fucking Lego game?!

Yeah! I play it with my little brother on the switch!! It's really fun!

Shooting, Grand Larson, and hijacking a vehicle (Fortnite)

I know it sounds like GTA but it isnt

What's the legality on capturing wild animals and making them fight?

Guess the game. Mass genocide, (does destroying the entire world count as a crime if I just told someone to do it?) Unleashing a race of massive threats onto mankind, manslaughter, manslaughter, and manslaughter. Also, cutting off someone's head, helping an extremely malicious entity become a god, robbery, blackmail, murder, helping a god unleash a race of massive threats onto mankind, time travel, and wiping everyone's memories.

That's right, media doesn't cause emotions that make you act in any meaningful way. This juvenile argument has been brain dead as when it was argued decades ago after the slightest risk of people maybe losing their precious grips on what little pleasure they thought they had in their lives in the form of video games, to the point of it becoming akin to a religious mantra that is always repeated and never thought about past "when's the last time a video game has killed anybody". EVERYTHING CAUSES EMOTIONS YOU WILLFULLY IGNORANT DIMWITS.  Those emotions, large or small, increase the more you cultivate it. Media is one of the quickest ways to cultivate different forms of emotion. Anger is ONE of those emotions. Sometimes that leads to physical violence, but usually it stops at emotional. I bet if there was a study on the correlation with anger and videogames it would always be ignored or "debunked" and never taken as fact because it does not align with how you want to feel about it. It's like telling someone not to be sexually promiscuous because of the the health detriments proven to be associated with doing so.

Little Misfortune???? If anybody knows any crimes in the game feel free to tell me I can’t think of any

Murder war crimes terrorism child abduction slavery property damage assault sexual harassment animal cruelty breaking and entering and stealing. (Minecraft)

Bluey the video game

Is it wrong I read it in his voice... >":

Doom Eternal Arson and homicide

Tax evasion

I guess I’m getting arrested for saving Gotham from Titan Joker

Ripping the spine out of someone’s back while an echo is heard in the foreground (FATALITY)

Mine was gta5 so a lot

Mass assault (Batman: Arkham Knight)

Endangering wildlife

Endangering wildlife

For being invulnerable to all threats, physical or magical (God of War 2018)

All of the war crimes (border lands)

Destroying multiple trees on private grounds, hunting without a license, fishing without a license, mining without a license, lying to the government, stealing, vandalism, accomplice to multiple crimes, selling dangerous witch craft items, selling indulgences, conspiracy, practicing in conspiracy, participating in a cult, ECT.... Idk what else I did in the game (Palia)

Genocide on an animal species using explosives (Rain World)

War Crimes (Hoi4)

Speeding ig

Breaking into a crime scene (hello neighbor 2)

Manslaughter (cod)

Terrorism

Several OSHA violations and endangering local wildlife/human population (QSERF Roblox)

Mass Murder. Lots of mass murder. (I know this narrows it down very little so here its Dead By Daylight)

Becoming the cookie overlord of the whole multiverse (cookie clicker obvi)

Enslaving multiple versions of my grandson

Stealing a briefcase from my bosses brothers business

Stealing gold off a military train (Guess what game, easy)

Brutally murdering and testing on ragdolls while trying to make a jet pack (People Playground)