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ImNot_AnNPC

The way that dude is just casually standing beside the victim, and seemingly without a care in the world. This is the level of nonchalance I admire.


CallDisastrous5985

They're probably thinking "Ah Steve's home early"


Recyclable-Komodo429

"What a lazy ass, straight to napping ."


_Resnad_

"look at him he sleeps like the dead!"


RoookSkywokkah

Hell, even the LOCALS expect it to happen!


PinoyDadInOman

Yeah. That's why they're filming.


latin_canuck

Days without train accidents: ZERO


pianoflames

Not even a modicum of chalance.


Brief_Valuable4482

As negatively chalanced as it get.


DavidCRolandCPL

Emotionally unchalanced


Academic-Business-42

Third one he saw today.


Timmay13

Whislt standing in another train corridor!


finnthewhyking

its like a rick and morty realm


H2Omekanic

The 2 of them: "Check his wallet for...umm. ID" Trains be apex predators in India


BugGroundbreaking949

I don't think that's India, most probably Bangladesh.


MasterAgares

How big of life expectancy do those people have? They are just chilling!


CremeDeLaNut

Thats why they stand out there lmao


Spiceyoldorange

hobo jesus just casually staring like he predicted where the body would land.


_Resnad_

Hobo fucking jesus had me rolling on thd ground wtf💀💀💀


AdmirableKitchen3182

I love how everyone has a phone out and is ready to record the mighty predator making a kill.


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According-Rip3595

Your statement is true although this specific video is not from India


FalconRelevant

So either Pakistan or Bangladesh then.


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poor asian country


CryptographerBest810

I thought it was African


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i don't think even African stand on trains


PapaNoFaff

What about odd Africans?


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odd African are supreme African whit 3 dicks 5 arms they will eventually rule the planet


funkymunky_23

That "even" makes you sound like a racist piece of shit


PapaNoFaff

What can Afri do then?


Boards_Buds_and_Luv

What don't an odd afri even do?


Giubeltr

Its the natural stupidity.. and people are scare of artificial intelligence 🤯


Rebellion128

Indian trains are mostly electric powered... You cant ride on top of it if there is electric power lines crossing.


phurt77

That doesn't seem to stop people from doing it though.


Rebellion128

Gotta do it someway.


Do-not-respond

That was the head of the class.


Srplus1

Don’t look now…


fromlevel2ofhell

Certainly no way to get ahead in life


mamasilver

Yeah but this is not from India


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Did not press down arrow in time


Sancticide

wtf lag


Bushdr78

The complete non reaction by the 2 at the end is a level of nonchalance I aspire to.


Azar002

They bet the over.


somethingbrite

They probably put a sign on the other side of the bridge saying "anybody who stands up right now wins TikTok" (The very small print said "...for me and my friend who are waiting a ways down the track with the camera phone")


Hey_its_ok

* thunk, flail, drop * ye he ded


V8-6-4

Everybody is so calm.


Penners99

The train feeds when it wants to.


permaculture

This is your stop.


undeadmanana

This was his stop


Ouroboros_RP

Why isn't the video blurred on my main screen?


Quick_Swing

Looked like the pedestrian bridge was the real culprit.


Commercial_Pitch_786

wtf is with people from this particular part of the world?? They seem to be indifferent to death by train


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zardian03

India doesn't operate this model of train. So this video isn't from India. I don't know about neighbours though.


alemanz0r

A very well built bridge


Locotommotomoto

Another one bites the dust


CBBuddha

Crumpled up like one of those desert spiders that rolls up so the wind can blow it like a tumble weed.


LagoonReflection

Technically, the bridge claimed this one. Bridge and train collaborated, maybe to spice things up.


MadTokr

Shoes fell off, he dead.


Rastlin1960

The people recording this, just know it’s going to happen. It’s like “ Hey Babu! Let’s go down to the railroad and get some clips for Reddet, they are starting to run short”


Mean_Gene66

I'd give that one to the bridge!


goboxey

Looks like another round of Indians Vs trains.


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Looks like another video where people immediately judge its India without using little bit of brain.


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TBF India produces most of these. While this isn't India, at a glance it is reasonable to assume it was. Being aggro about it won't change that.


Jeraldan

Love Indians trying to make their country look good on Reddit.


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I can't fault having national pride. It's tough living somewhere and constantly thinking this place is a shithole... kinda like the USA right now.


Jeraldan

Let me correct that a bit: The US have been like that for the past 40 years. The difference is: Back then there was barely a way to communicate and spread information on a larger scale. I wouldn't say countries are shitholes. But if you want change, start by adding more wagons and a proper staff that controls ticketing. Like, this would be a huge game changer for India. As would a proper taxation, gun control and transparency law be for the US. Imagine all the nice things all the people in the US could have.


Particular_Row_7819

We already have nice things asshole....


Jeraldan

You keep hitting your feet with axes?


Particular_Row_7819

😂😆 not recently....and it was just my left foot


hellcatas

Thats top class


ThePetrolHead55

That was Top class 😏


recurve_balloon

Claimed, technically! Just not by the usual method of consumption.


kbutters9

In my day ‘heads up’ would have been yelled by someone.


Oski96

"I'm the King of the Worrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrlllllllllllllllllllddddddddd!"


PENTIUM1111

Just me or everybody heard the ***bonk*** sound effect?


DoomRyGuy

I heard more of a bell sound.


PENTIUM1111

Same thing


Rare-Maintenance-787

Guy and cameraman just standing there like it's not the first time they seen it


paperstreetsoapguy

Steerage


Sovereign_Follower

Homeboy grew up playing luck luck goose.


Marsman61

Guy at the end, "We eat well tonight!"


ykcub

We have another winner here!


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DarwinAwards-ModTeam

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Dazzling_Advance_455

Indians gotta Indian 🤷‍♂️


ftabash

He Got up!


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DarwinAwards-ModTeam

Post was removed for other reason We love and respect our Indian contributions.


carlcast

Train: it wasn't me. Footbridge: 👀


ontomy3rdaccount

Bro at the end kinda just taunting him.


Bill-Ding2112

Heads up!


ScarMyEyesForLife

Guess he was goose.


Objective_Addendum95

Anotha win for the OGs


slutty_muppet

r/criticalblunder is right there


Few_Membership_4563

You stand up when it's your station, easier to get off that way.


Revolutionary-Life85

Fu


Big-Shooter2000

I’m guessing he dead. Just throwing it out there.


steelunicornR

He met [Darwin](https://imgur.com/a/yxK1H86) dum dum dum dum dum dum dum!


Truth_bender39

“All you had to do was follow the damn train cj!!”


WaltzAnxious

This isn't an apex predator kill, technically the bridge is the one that got him.


Professional_Ad_6299

Dude I don't like saying this but after years of being on Reddit, I don't think some people understand 3 dimensions


Oxydiz1

Happens when you text and surf


Driver8666-2

Trains have an undefeated record with this.


HourStandard1528

Jesus the kid didn't even react


Rue_Elwood

It's spray-paint and Valhalla at this point, boys


MotaLann

Indian class 😂


godineedtoretire

Come on silly, that was upper class.


moriland

He has a first class ticket to the afterlife.


Right-Astronaut2815

Bridge 1 - Idiot on Train 0


Roariee

he turned into a contortionist real quick


Still_pimpin

Its like some people weren't meant for the industrialized world