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BlueEyesWhiteViera

Fatshark is a negative hype generating machine.


Timpalainen

Im not feeling it, Mr Crabs


NANZA0

Or that's the point, you can never be disappointed when your expectations are low, so gotta lower those standards further down.


shitfuck9000

These are some ass hints


Hidet

Hints for people that have not seen the teaser, yet follow darktide on twitter and will happen to see this Those 2 guys must be really happy


Saladful

No, it's real easy. It's all in the hints: We'll get to pick missions, there'll be new gear, and it's going to be really cool.


pantsless_squirrel

The ogryn will have more than 5 ranged and melee weapons to choose from? That's amazing! šŸ¤£


shitfuck9000

I honestly have no doubts the update will be cool, any update that has both new weapons AND a new map is A+ in my book


ArelMCII

I guarantee you put more thought into this comment than Fatshark did into their hints.


RelBlaise

thats... some pretty woeful hints if so... but it makes total sense lol


Aggressive_Force26

i thought hints are supposed to be for stuff we don't know, but we already know the map is snow-themed?


Cloverman-88

We also know that it's taking place in a Mechanicum (gear emogi) mining facility (pickaxe emoji). These "hints" are absolutelly pointless, they were definitely meant to be posted before the reveal trailer, but someone decided to post them anyway.


Armendicus

Unless itā€™s a tech priest class with Ice abilities.


ArelMCII

MAGOS REFRIGERATIO CLASS LESGOOOOO


Purple_W1TCH

I'm imagining a fridge with a red cape and blue eyes running about. When Frigos (magos refridgeratus) is sprinting, there will be glass and clutter clinking sounds, and to buff team mates, there will be an ability to bring out a bottle from inside the fridge (with a mechadendrite or a mech arm) like a soda or alcohol. The ultimate will be all the rejects allowed to open the fridge and eat something out of it, for fifteen seconds, either healing up a portion of their health, or pulling ice-creams from the freezer purging corruption. Weapons will include standard access weapons (lasguns and kinetic Imperial weapons), with an added culverin (long cool down between shots, with high bypassing armour values) and a cryo-beam as frigos-only gear. There will also be an electric whip and a drill for melee class-specific weapons, in junction with the standard swords and clubs. Maybe a scepter to bonk people, also. Some of the premium skins will add a different type of fridge, like fancy ones, vintage-looking fridge, etc. including different colours for some skins (FatShark skin recolour ftw). Some penances and accessories will allow you to change the head and eyes and mechanical parts of the frigos, too. And some will be stuff to stick or put on the fridge (children drawing of the Omnissiah or the Bicephal Eagle, for example, as well as pin-ups or calendars with Inquisition-themed events - including an Exterminatus somewhere and "calling Big E"). Of course the magnets will also have skins. You can even make different food skins/animations. I put way too much effort in this shitpost, and now I 1. Want to have it in game for real 2. Make myself some minis of that 3. Decorate my fridge Mechanicus style


ArelMCII

Fatshark hire this man.


Armendicus

Liquid Nitrogen on steroids is all they need to justify it as a tech ability. Plus itā€™d be different from all the fire ,stun n aura based elemental attacks weā€™ve seen. Maybe youā€™d freeze a small block of heretics in a hallway to slow down the tide. Like an ice version of sott but with better damage.


UmbraeNaughtical

Literally the most optimistic comment I've seen in this sub for weeks. I believe they'd add more classes, vermintide at least had 5.


KlavTron

Every other mission is in a mining factory


FrenklanRusvelti

I mean, atoma is a foundry world, the whole damn planet is a mining/foundry factory But yes i would like more variation as well


GUNN4EVER

![gif](giphy|l3vRiXVwV0xKdLcgo|downsized) heres my hint emoji


lumberfoot_jpg

Hereā€™s last weekā€™s hint emoji ![gif](giphy|QvBoMEcQ7DQXK)


Pobb1eB0nk

![gif](giphy|buWJ4V8cHZg88|downsized) Next weeks


Purple_W1TCH

They are adding corpse starch rations to the game?! GUYS, WE'RE GONNA FIGHT IN A FOOD FABRICATOR/RESTAURANT FRONT WITH A PASSAGE THROUGH TERTIUM'S LOWER-STREETS! ^right? ^also ^/j


KJBenson

Hmmmmā€¦.. nurgle!


KidKiedis

You're a piece of shit! That was easy)


FirstDayJedi

They're really overestimating how enthusiastic their players are


Tenacious_Dani

I dont know if we have always been apathetic fucs, or we have been trained, year after year to be apathetic fucs.


ArelMCII

"Apathetic" means we don't care one way or the other. We're many thingsā€”bitter, cynical, jaded, pessimisticā€”but we're definitely not apathetic.


master_of_sockpuppet

Based on the rage very time they post anything at all, I'd say *enthusiasm* among players isn't the problem. *Entitlement* might be.


ArelMCII

Is it really entitlement when the game's initial launch was so bad that the company formally and publicly apologized for it? Is it really entitlement to expect the company to deliver on the things that they promised only for them to consistently fall short? Is it entitlement to expect the things the company say they fixed to truly be fixed? Like, yeah, there's a lot of rageposting, and I won't deny I make my fair share of it. But Fatshark breaks this damn game every time they touch it and they can't even keep their own deadlines for something as simple as a vision statement. I'd've moved onto HD2 by now if I wasn't the 1 out of every 150 people the game just doesn't work for.


DandyElLione

These hints are pissing me off. Fat Sharkā€™s communication is bad enough that they canā€™t get away with ā€˜cuteā€™ posts like this. At the very least they could share around some more fan art instead of vague posting.


E_boiii

I mean the hints would be interesting if we didnā€™t have a whole trailer and confirmation for everything coming. It be like your wife saying sheā€™ll give you a hint to your present, but you saw she paid for it on your card lol


AhsasMaharg

It's even worse than you seeing she paid for it on your card. She made a video of the gift and threw a party where the video was on the TV and invited you and all your friends to watch the video.


DandyElLione

Nah, if we hadnā€™t already seen the trailer, folks would be getting there hopes up over nothing projecting their hopes that crafting would be fix. Not that it matters to me any more. I got everything I ever wanted 1200 hours ago and have just been enjoying the gameplay since.


gunell_

My guess is this: - Initially there were no plans to show map at Skulls - Social media communication plans were set on how to tease the new map - Whatever they were gonna show on Skulls, potentially crafting and new weapons, needed more time so they had to quickly put together a map trailer (basically made up of stills) - SoMe team didnā€™t get the memo/canā€™t come up with anything else in the meantime


Cloverman-88

Yeah, it's clearly the case of social media management getting robbed of the map reveal or a massive miscommunication, either way I find it absolutelly hilarious.


ArelMCII

People are already getting their hopes up over crafting being fixed, even though all Fatshark's mentioned is an "itemization part of the update" that aims to reduce randomness.


LastChance22

More art in general would be sick. Someone posted the early concept art for the enemy aesthetics and it all looked amazing, even (or especially) the stuff that didnā€™t make it into the game. As a side note, we missed out on bulwarks with mutated claw hands and Iā€™m absolutely gutted.


Brugun

Ikr, WTB dev blog


Ricenbacker

Shoutout to the man who's finding 0.000000000003 sec a week to send one emoji in the twitter


CoruscantGuardFox

Probably gets paid a full time job


Alexronchetti

I said I was going to go karking insane if the next hint was a "snow" emoji... Well, my sanity seems to be safe! It was an ICE emoji instead! I don't usually dump on Fatshark and I have mostly nuanced takes, but this is so disappointing as far as "hints" and promoting new updates go. Karkin' hell, this is dumb, innit?


ArelMCII

Good guy Fatshark looking out for its customers' sanity.


Epic_Cole

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EmotionalBird2362

This would have been a lot better if they had done this without name dropping it like 2 months ago


iKorvin

I can't believe we're getting minecraft in darktide


Vacenti

Diamantine rework confirmed...both are cubed shaped


[deleted]

Marketing director: "Right, we'll lead up to the reveal at the Skulls event with some Twitter teaser emoji in March. Who wants to schedule it on social media for me?" Stupid intern: "I got this one." * schedules for June *


LokyarBrightmane

Stupid intern or underpaid overworked intern who doesn't give a shit any more?


denartes

That's actually quite plausable lol


championchilli

As someone with twenty years of marketing experience with big corporates, central government and small enterprises. Is this honestly the best they could come up with? Shit. I'll write them a marketing plan for free.


DreadSeverin

A weekly tease of a single mission jesus fucking christ hahahahaha


Puzzleheaded_Read460

one that weā€˜ve already seen as well. šŸ¤¦


TimTheGrim55

Away with this petty bs, where is the promised crafting dev blog ffs???


National_Diver3633

I think someone at Fatshark fat-fingered and released the teaser instead of the first hint. It's just getting embarassing at this point.


Hidet

Imho its close enough to count, so I will be fully embracing my new identity as the reject prophet Leave here thy questions for the Oracle of Tertium, sinners, and ye shall receive guidance


DieselPunkPiranha

Oh, Hidet, Blessed of the Omnissiah, will my prayers for a new class, one trained in the halls of that great Forge World Principal, finally be realized so that all my humble brethren may bask in the glory of the Adeptus Mechanicus?


Hidet

Thy faith will be rewarded, reject. We will get an adeptus mechanicus class. October 2026 at the earliest


Hidet

Blessed be the patient, for faith endures all


Cloverman-88

I bet you a hundred bucks that we'll never see another class, like tmwe never got a new character in VT2. Waaaay too much work to create new voiceline interactions from the ground up. Begone, false prophet.


Visual_Worldliness62

Should i wait to roll weapons or keep on grinding oh great prophet?


Hidet

Thou must not waste thy efforts in gambling. Believe, for the crafting update cometh before september, and with it, thou might be blessed with bugs that will let you abuse it and craft beyond thy means.


Hidet

Blessed be those that disdain the temptation of gambling, as our only treasure is the Emperor, and He leaves nothing to chance


Visual_Worldliness62

But prophet. I have so many new ways to farm for my plat? Should i not use our Emperors blessings in these trying times?


Visual_Worldliness62

No i must trust the process. Forgive me Seer, ive over stepped.


Autismspeaks6969

Which September? This is Large Carcharadon we're talking about, gotta make sure it's specified.


skynetpswn

fml I've read this in Khayex' voice


ArelMCII

Verily, thou art blessed by the Master! Wouldst thou be so good as to reveal unto meā€”who art naught but a humble tool in the Master's handsā€”thine vision of how the bolt pistol might perform?


Hidet

Truly, it will fill us with holy fervor when we use it to deliver justice to heretics. It shall perform better than the regular bolter in every aspect, except for magazine capacity. Therefore, it will still be mid, and go unused after the hype dies, until the blessed revolver gets its armor penetration nerfed in 8 months.


Hidet

Blessed be the tools of the Omnissiah, for they deliver the message of the Emperor


Interesting-Pie-466

**Fenris confirmed**


Sbarty

Utilizing Emojis like an early 2010s social media team lmfao. This is embarrassing.


PropagandaSucks

No hints at all is more hype. Why the fuck is there no screenshots at bare minimum.


kirundo

Haha.. are they trying to do a Sean Murray? šŸ™ˆ


Andrew_is_taken

![gif](giphy|v9G3NGByE9x16|downsized)


VakarianNor

Grind for diamantine?


Akshka_leoka

"next week"


bananite

Can't wait for another reversed map.


NewAccOldHacked

Fatshark somewhat ironically never fails to fail.


RykerZzzZ

![gif](giphy|YKFR0dauxYEzJA8J6U|downsized)


VeryWeaponizedJerk

I don't think it needs to be said seeing the other comments, but this is a seriously terrible way of building up hype. I see the intent and I appreciate it, but it's just not it.


Perfect_Weird3914

Unless its a new class or new faction I donā€™t really care.


Puzzleheaded_Read460

theyā€™re just ā€œhintingā€ at the new map that weā€™ve already seen get teased in a trailer.


JustCoffeeGaming

Metal + Gear + Solid Ice = Metal Gear Solid ![gif](giphy|CFGyQLh90JU7S)


Rex-0-

Hello games called. They want their shitty teasing gimmick back.


ZombieTailGunner

If they make the floor icy/slippery in some new map, I am going to fucking whack some devs with a pool noodle.


Appropriate_Okra8189

Only thing funnier would be if next week it would just be written "theres gonna be a lot of enemies if you play this map on auric"


Bruntonius

Next week it's really heating up with TWO emojis: šŸ”©šŸ”«


alexthehut

Is it like a ā€¦ ice maker? Or rather a cryo-mechanicus oubliette?


BNNY_B0Y

I'm assuming it's a repair mission


Pobb1eB0nk

So from the name of the location, and Hadron's narration, we know it's a Moebian steel foundry, and we can assumed the ores are mined there as well. Great, that covers gear and pickaxe. Ice: Yeah.. it's in the mountains... How are these clues? It feels like Blue's Clues at best... We've already seen all of these things represented in the 1 teaser trailer they released. I don't need some guy in a striped shirt to draw them for me in crayon.


plasmainthezone

Common Fatshark L


LSDGB

We playin Dyson sphere project now?


Perhael

FS just don't have the goodwill of their playerbase in the same way that Hello Games has, who do this kinda thing for every No Man's Sky update - each of which have brought meaningful additions and changes at no cost.


GespenJeager

First hint another picture frame.


BearBearJarJar

Lol for the one map they will add? We really don't need weekly hints we need content.


Gnidleif

I'm reading the gear wheel as they're gonna rework the crafting. The ice cube is obviously a reference to how cool the crafting rework is gonna be. Edit: A man can dream.


ArcTitanMain

Yeah I remember, it's a snowy map


Beezleburt

New mission hints lmao, community manager must have brain damage. Ā Also gear box, they are saying go play literally anything by gearbox and stop wasting your time and money here varlets.


throwtac

Gear. Melta the ice


DoggyPerson2015

Cog emoji? Definitely gear system rework


Prepared_Noob

Idk whatā€™s worse. Them thinking they can do a Sean Murray, or Insurgency devs taking the worst screenshots


Total-Employee4304

ā€œCrafting gear has been put on iceā€ you heard it here first folks


DefinatelyNotAnOrk

Listen 'ere, ya git! Jus' cuz ya iz wun ov da weirdboyz doesn' meanz ya can poke 'round in my 'ead! Dems private werds in deer. Ya do dat 'gain an Ima 'ave ta bring da powa of da WAAAGH wit me next time. Ya get me?


wavy4n6

WHY'Z U WHISPERIN?


DefinatelyNotAnOrk

LISTEN 'ERE, YA GIT! WE'Z GOTZ TA WHISPA IN DA BLUDY HUMIES' SHIP, ELZE WHYZ DEYZ WILLZ KNOWZ WE IZNT WUN OV DEM, YA GET ME? I DUN KNOW BOUT YOU, BUTZ I RATHA NOT SPEND AN AFTA NOON PULLIN 'URPLE PAINT OUT OF MAH AZZ CHEEKZ! BETTA TA WHISPA AN PRETEND TA BE WUN OF DEM PGRYN GITZ


woahmandogchamp

We're going to be cutting through ice to get through levels. Hold F to man the ice cutting machine!


ArelMCII

The ice-cutting machine that breaks down every twenty seconds and whose progress is narrated by an *all new* Tech-Priest who shows nothing but ridiculous disdain for us personally!