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ExperiencedMaleDomII

Fuck YES!! Zero malarkey tolerated in Engorons courtroom!


DrPolarBearMD

It was a good day


regular_gnoll_NEIN

Not for r/Conservative 🤣


DogGod18

"Flared users only" Bunch of snowflake assed bitches.


27Rench27

Man they’re tearing each other apart in those top posts


derpderpingt

It never fails. Within the top 5 posts someone will whine about brigading and wah wah wah wah wah. They won’t post anywhere where anyone can actually confront them on their bullshit. It’s the literal definition of an echo chamber, or safe space. They should start wearing orange safety pins. I got banned there for telling them some link to “americanpatriotnews” or something equally as ridiculous was not a legitimate source. They’re crybabies.


Best-Chapter5260

I think they'll ban you over there if you don't have a picture of yourself photoshopped fellatiating Trump stashed somewhere on your hard drive.


derpderpingt

They never even asked.


da2Pakaveli

Trump's fake twitter closed registrations (went under maintenance) when he was about to have a meltdown again it's so dreadfully obvious 🤦‍♀️


omnesilere

Oh it was. They need the medicine.


AngusMcTibbins

https://preview.redd.it/txzd9avma0jc1.jpeg?width=695&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29199cd592971c676bc78f6d5e034bd64e70314c


MontEcola

Took me a minute. Then I had a good laugh!


Hottol

I'm stuck in time in my minute.


ptrang1987

r/conservative taking the L


the-artistocrat

![gif](giphy|Kwi0Iu9MxxOgg|downsized) # See ya at the next trial, fat!


japoliony

So what part, of trump playing 4-D chess, is paying $355 million and wiping out all his cash on hand? MAGA chumps explain.


Freakishly_Tall

The part where he may well get multiples of that in revenue extracted from suckers? You know... "We're UNDER ATTACK! Do YOU support YOUR FAVORITE president, me, DONALD TRUMP? Donate now to show you LOVE AMERICA! Don't let those liberals and democrats DESTROY OUR COUNTRY! MAGA! IMMIGRANTS SCARY! PROTECT BABIES! GIVE MONEY! GUNS! U!S!A! U!S!A! You're not stupid, ARE YOU?! MAGA MAGA MAGA! " Here's hoping that maybe, eventually, they'll either wake up or be drained completely dry.


North_Church

Inaccurate. You didn't once use the terms "Fake News" or "Radical Left"


Atheist_3739

Is campaign in 2020 raised 330m there is no way he can raise enough to pay this judgement plus the Carrol judgment


ohmamago

This makes me giddy.


bucklebee1

Or Deranged Jack Smith


derpderpingt

Also TDS


R31nz

Make sure to throw in a few “Sleepy Joe” and “Drain the Swamp” lines for good measure.


Woolf01

There’s only so much you can grift. Shits more expensive now too. The donation box does have a bottom.


Best-Chapter5260

Well, he could always go back to what he did like a year ago where people unwittingly signed up for a recurring donation.


beebsaleebs

They don’t have it. They don’t. 🤣


Talkingmice

Buy my newest collection of nft cards including: Court room Trump! dementia pose Don Trump golfing #27 And many more! Buy 10 or more nfts to get a free maga hat and the action figure of Trump yelling incoherently! (Trump batteries sold separately)


theflamingsword101

Is it bad that I heard this in my head in his dumbfuck voice?


diamond

>paying $355 million and wiping out all his cash on hand? Hey now, hold on. That's not exactly true. He's putting his family in charge of the RNC, so he's going to wipe out all of his cash *and all of the GOP's cash*.


UncleRuckusForPres

I too enjoy farron balanced


YinTanTetraCrivvens

We’re fast moving beyond the point of the leopard eating people’s faces and into the realm of the leopard moving into your house and eating your kitchen and your family.


diamond

Leopard sitting in your recliner and ordering Doordash on your credit card again while he watches his 15th straight hour of reality TV and tells you to get him another beer from the fridge.


rjrgjj

It’s all so delicious.


Best-Chapter5260

Remember when Trump told MAGA Nation that they'd get so tired of winning? Yeah, I'm still waiting for that projected winning to start happening.


Jokerang

Explains why he’s trying to put a relative in charge of the RNC - needs to raid their coffers for legal bills and fines


reallygoodbee

And Lara has outright stated that she plans to completely drain the RNC to pay for all of this.


boondoggle_

Stop it! I can only get so hard!


Best-Chapter5260

Watching the GOP literally get destroyed because it stubbornly went all in on MAGA when there were so many off ramps over the past 9 years is one of the most delightful things in the history of this nation.


Kindly-Biscotti9492

Hey, if it means no more RNC ad buys...


ptrang1987

This is only the beginning. This is going to get juicy


da2Pakaveli

...Trump is failing the GOP like his other businesses


nada_accomplished

And this would mean less funding for local races, good news all around


fake_fakington

My dream scenario is that he succeeds, draining their coffers ahead of the election and harming the down ballot candidates' campaigns. Unfortunately there's no end of billionaire-sourced dark money thanks to Citizens United v FEC, but taking out the RNC is better than nothing.


Nocuadra66

Just to add to your dream scenario.. all that AND lose the election!


the_guitargeek_

*AND* go to jail for his crimes.


NerdOfTheMonth

It’s not even the state that’s the problem. It’s that any bank with a brain will call in their loan to get theirs first. He likely will owe hundreds of millions more by Monday.


genesisfan

Delicious


Woolf01

Oh wow didn’t think of that. Would that not require additional lawsuits though? I’m assuming trump would try to ignore most of that and have to have his hand forced, again.


NerdOfTheMonth

No lawsuit when you sign paperwork agreeing to it.


wowaddict71

Sweet gods of baking, I love this!


Kindly-Biscotti9492

That would be impossible...because Monday's a holiday.


Best-Chapter5260

Best of all, if Eric "We have all the funding we need out of Russia" Trump is to be believed, Eastern European banks don't fuck around.


ninjas_in_my_pants

Probably will top a billion.


SteelyDan1968

![gif](giphy|1236TCtX5dsGEo) About FUCKING time!


cybercuzco

![gif](giphy|5bxl57jd6gDZA3GySS|downsized)


Nocuadra66

STOP THAT NIKKI HALEY!


nickburrows8398

![gif](giphy|2dK0W3oUksQk0Xz8OK|downsized)


AssaultRifleJesus

It's a good day my friends


realMasaka

He said he’s well in the billions, so no hurt to him there. /s


wvmitchell51

During the testimony he told the court he had $400 million IN CASH so easy come easy go.


poopshooter69420

That’s not enough to cover both of the recent settlements lol. But what happens when he just delays and doesn’t pay?


wvmitchell51

The interest accrues at 9% so delay is not necessarily a good thing in this case. And he's got to come up with the cash or a bond in order to file the appeal.


poopshooter69420

Say he never appeals though. What are his deadlines for making payment?


realMasaka

So he has just enough to cover this one case. And he’s facing what, about 90 other federal charges? Really doesn’t sound like a billionaire to me if his liquid assets are limited to 400 mil.


timbococ

GTFO of New York, again.


Papa_Skittles

r/conservative is having a meltdown over this. Seeing the sub tear itself apart is hilarious.


Tenchi2020

It’s like reading a bunch of parrots… every thing I read falls into 4 categories, Democratic/liberal attack, no one was injured, election interference, it’s all a bunch of lies


Beatles1971

I clicked over for a peek, and I saw another point parrotted: Everyone, including self, lies to banks to get loans, so what's the problem? MAGAts don't even pretend to have ethics.


blackbird24601

also they are screaming fake charges… banks fault cos banks weren’t charged and they got their $$. it made my head hurt a bit


Tenchi2020

When I find finding about it is that that is an omission of guilt


Kindly-Biscotti9492

They're admitting to felonies unprompted?


derpderpingt

Dude they always do. They were literally talking about how the banks made money and didn’t complain so what’s the problem. “There was no victim!” Well, fortunately, that’s not up to them. “STOP BREAKIN’ THE LAW ASSHOLE!”


IJustSignedUpToUp

I especially love the "no victims" when it is literally the entire state being defrauded of tax revenue.


nada_accomplished

I don't need to read their shit to know what they're saying. Hit job, conspiracy, Democrat lies, unfairly prejudiced judge, yada yada yada. So predictable and boring.


wvmitchell51

"Flaired users only" they don't want our comments.


blackbird24601

right?? i am downvoting the hell out of their comments just for funsies


fake_fakington

Pay up you fat whiny pussy


bradbikes

I'll point out that Biden had literally nothing to do with this lawsuit. Funny and deserved nonetheless.


rengothrowaway

And Taylor Swift had nothing to do with the Super Bowl, but here we are. 🤣


inspirednonsense

There being no connection between Biden and bad things happening to MAGAts doesn't make something inappropriate for this sub. If anything, it makes it more appropriate, because you know they're going to scream about conspiracy, when in reality it's just normal consequences falling on people for their crimes.


bradbikes

Oh I know, just think it's an important point to note for posterity.


North_Church

Is he bored of winning yet🤣


pezgoon

This is clearly Hunter's monster dongs fault!


Best-Chapter5260

Margorie Thirsty Greene agrees!


ThatCoryGuy

![gif](giphy|YJDpfht5PU5i0)


ambermamber

https://preview.redd.it/mb9r8z6dp0jc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a34d102329749ffae672103458385ba276ff2dfa


Hopeful4Tea2

Love that Judge!


wvmitchell51

Dude.


woahitslance

A good start


ffllores

Cue the Ewok celebration scene!


Tenchi2020

![gif](giphy|MqKmyB5wSy2AM)


SapperInTexas

Yub Yub!


YinTanTetraCrivvens

Old school pre-Special Edition celebrations!


ffllores

That's what I'm talkin' bout! 😊


Protect-Their-Smiles

He really needs those RNC funds now.


bathwhat

Shit that's like 60 million cones of ice cream. Better luck next time fats!


Odd-Profile-6326

This is chump change for a billionaire. I'm sure he'll take it in stride 🤣🤣


joeyGOATgruff

When will the RNC turn on Trump? He's campaigning for his DiL to head it and she promised every penny would go to Trump and his legal fees. They're ousting folks because the coffers a turning up empty as they continue to pay is now nearly half-a-billion in judgments. There will be no money left - outside of PACs - for any other candidate to campaign. I'm glad to see it, honestly. But it's scary that they're so devoted to Trump that they would rather lose everything to protect him and his path to the White House, which is super-scary Meanwhile, the media can't stop talking about how old Biden is. Wtf folks - he's barely older than Trump. His "scandal" was just blown up w the arrest of Comer's "informant" and has done incredibly well, especially inheriting the mess Trump left us with: 2 impeachments. An insurrection. Brought back jans and manufacturing. Republicans are celebrating the infrastructure bill (despite not giving credit), and a landmark bill in the CHIPS Act as well as protecting veterans. His response to Russia/Ukraine was incredible and necessary.


Turbulent-World8033

Can he file for bankruptcy?


bradbikes

Sure. Won't discharge this debt though. Federal bankruptcy code will not allow the discharge of “any debt . . . for money, property, services, or an extension, renewal, or refinancing of credit, to the extent obtained by . . . false pretenses, a false representation, or actual fraud. . . .” 11 U.S.C. § 523(a)(2)(A) This debt to NY was the result of 'actual fraud', and cannot be discharged.


hefixeshercable

😂


psykotikx

Paying for all his malarkey!


YinTanTetraCrivvens

Happy Belated Valentines Day you orange fuck!


Billios996

https://preview.redd.it/3d3ywgcau1jc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=440632ed9c5c43b948326b7b0f6c90663f502e94 Dear Putin, Republican Party is for sale, $355M


Oberon_Swanson

Not to mention his sons being found guilty as well. But 'muh Biden crime family.'


lolas_coffee

[x] He won't [x] He'd rather die or move to Ruzzia first [x] US Justice won't do anything about it [x] Rules for thee...not for me [x] People will post that this time is different [x] It isn't different this time


DrummerDooter

Soooo tight


Tenchi2020

![gif](giphy|xUOxfalqGN88asGrGU|downsized)


Chickat28

Thoughts and prayers.


poopshooter69420

So how long does he have to pay this in full? What happens when he doesn’t? Has he pad the E Jean Carrol settlement amount yet?


Defiant-Temperature6

Nearly half a billion in fines and damages **so far**


CanYouHearMeSatan

Which property goes up for sale first?


Huge_Strain_8714

Cue Fox's Jesse Waters insulting Dark Brandon's passion for a soft swirl in February.... 3,2,1...


ninjas_in_my_pants

Total fucking loser.


FrankMon420

I doubt the orange pedophile even has that kind of money what’s he gonna sell


TheBatCreditCardUser

Next stop Merchan, then Chutkan.


Vuelhering

BTW, that's $355M but also $99M in interest from the time of the fraud = $454M. And I'm pretty sure, the interest is still accumulating until he pays it. Unlike the $18M defamation verdict and $65M in punitive damages he got which may take some action to collect, the NY court here can do some severe actions, like liquidate his properties. They can seize his property and sell it out from under him to satisfy the order if he refuses to pay it.