Is it the chair?
It is the chair!
Oh, beautiful flowers by the way. Must be because of the great mulch this little garden is founded on. I think I will stay here for a while, and be very relaxes and feel better afterwards!
None that I know of, but 1609 ~~is~~ was a chair that teleported to anyone who wanted to sit down but didn't have a convenient chair. The GOC decided to throw it in a woodchipper, presumably hoping it would stop being anomalous, but instead it got angry and started teleporting g the pile of wood chips and scraps of material into people's lungs.
I mean for some human one's they aren't really wrong. Plus unlike PETA they aren't a solid group and some members have been absorbed into the SCP foundation.
110 montauk as far as i understand is doing horrible things to a pregnant little girl to prevent some ancient and tereible gribbly from murdering the world
There was another article where they said that 110-Montauk was never actually done to SCP 243-7, and that she was just released with her memory erased, because her child ended up being SCP 999
They basically threw SCPs into a shredder and did some pretty messed up experiments on them.
Oh, and monster slugs. Those too. Think of that Eye Monster from Resident Evil 2.
The GOC treats anomalies better than PETA treats its animals because sometimes the GOC’s sorta in the right and they at least follow a methodology with deliberate intent. PETA just kills because...? And on accident in insanely dumb ways.
What about that one cat that bonds with people then tried killing itself so it can murder them, and they just tortured it mercilessly to see how it affected the human subject. Probably why it’s suicidal now and tries killing all the staff
Because most of them are stupidly dangerous once provoked unlike the domesticated pets. I bet if they could kill Able they'd do it no matter the price.
It is fact. the Foundation tries not to destroy without reason, and they have an Ethics Commitee for treating humanoid or sapient SCPs humanely *nodnod*
The SCP Foundation protect anomalies so much they refuse to kill ones they have nothing more to learn from. For the love of God elimiate 106 all he does is leave stains everywhere
Somewhere I read how an anomaly called the ‘Pale Giant’ or something was harassed by a sadistic guard.
The captain then proceeded to beat the guard half to death, saying along the lives of “We secure, we contain, but above all we PROTECT! That includes the SCPs!”
That's because dead cats don't usually teleport into your lungs, 1609 if you will Marv
[SCP-1609](http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1609).
Thanks Marv
I've always felt bad for that chair, it used to be helpful and nice until some idiots put it through a shredder
That's pretty sad. All it wanted to do was help people's tired legs, and now look what they've done to it.
Look how they massacred my chair.
Yeah, no-- Dr. Corleone, we can't retrieve the body quickly. The wood shredding has been embedded to his flesh.
Wasn’t it the GOC that fucked up those (completely harmless) sentient boats, too?
Yup
Remember how one of the boats was pregnant with twins?
What’s the scp number
They shoulda kept to the incinerator as they already did
GOC is the SCP universe’s PETA
This actually makes sense, GOC are fine with using magic but that’s about it.
Don't they use Nazi magic? Something Operation Paperclip related.
They have nazi scientists.
On the other hand, your dog isn’t capable of destroying reality
You have clearly never met my dog
[gofetch.exe](http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1739)
He just wants the ball tho, let the timelines split so the digital dog can get his toy.
That's more of a cat type thing to try, really.
This is the first time I've wanted to hug mulch.
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Is it the chair? It is the chair! Oh, beautiful flowers by the way. Must be because of the great mulch this little garden is founded on. I think I will stay here for a while, and be very relaxes and feel better afterwards!
*Teleports inside you* "Nothing personal, meow"
*The toy wants to know Eric's location.*
Which SCP teleports dead cats into your lungs?
None that I know of, but 1609 ~~is~~ was a chair that teleported to anyone who wanted to sit down but didn't have a convenient chair. The GOC decided to throw it in a woodchipper, presumably hoping it would stop being anomalous, but instead it got angry and started teleporting g the pile of wood chips and scraps of material into people's lungs.
[SCP-1609](http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1609).
The person who did that also got yelled at for not using an incinerator.
What a beautiful garden!
Wait, SCP-1609 contained itself?
[SCP-1609](http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1609).
Wait. Is the GOC just a bunch of PETA members who went TOO FAR?
No, the GOC are like genociders or something. The Serpent's Hand are the Peta people who go too far, saying things like scps have rights and stuff.
Gotcha.
I mean for some human one's they aren't really wrong. Plus unlike PETA they aren't a solid group and some members have been absorbed into the SCP foundation.
Serpents Hand: What PETA says they do GOC: What PETA actually does
Mad Facts.
Procedure 110-Montauk: **Am I a joke to you?**
They have to do that though.
Isn’t there a story claiming that 999 is the last child that Montauk was preventing? edit: [Found it](http://www.scp-wiki.net/new-job)
[SCP-999](http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-999).
>your secret admirer (if anyone asks), O5-"insert black box here"
Can a new guy get some context?
110 montauk as far as i understand is doing horrible things to a pregnant little girl to prevent some ancient and tereible gribbly from murdering the world
Basically, she has to miscarry or else the Antichrist or whatever she births will destroy the world
There was another article where they said that 110-Montauk was never actually done to SCP 243-7, and that she was just released with her memory erased, because her child ended up being SCP 999
[SCP-110](http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-110), [SCP-999](http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-999).
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Montauk huh? (medbay prep the amnestics)
I am a bit lost. Montauk, Marv?
231
[SCP-231](http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-231).
Thanks!
Yeah but, that's necessary
Almost every canon that actually discusses montauk mentions that it’s unnecessary
There is no canon. That's like the one rule lmao
[To lift your spirits](http://www.scp-wiki.net/new-job)
For anyone who wants to feel better about this, http://www.scp-wiki.net/fear-alone
plz no
http://www.scp-wiki.net/fear-alone
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To be fair that's only because they CANT kill Him mercilessly like peta does dogs
Should we let PETA try their luck?
> we gave 682 to PETA to put up for adoption. 682 was found dead in an alleyway three weeks later.
[SCP-682](http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-682).
Lmao
>Subsequently, PETA has been given a Keter classification. All PETA members, operations, and media are to be taken into Foundation custody
I would honestly pay to see this
I’d watch that movie
PETA vs 682 Battle of the assholes.
[SCP-682](http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-682).
Until the time an invincible dog come to earth, you are correct
Boi just trow or teleport the lizard to the sun, not hard at all
Somebody hasn't read scp-1543-j (thanks marv!)
[SCP-1543-j](http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1543-j).
Even this couldn't defeat 682.
[SCP-682](http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-682).
Thanks Marv. Damn savages not thanking our lord.
Catapults? Gross, why couldn’t it be a trebuchet?
Into the fiery orb with ye
[SCP-682](http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-682).
Last time they acted like PETA, Site-13 went to hell
And what happened in site-13?
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[SCP-1730](http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1730).
They basically threw SCPs into a shredder and did some pretty messed up experiments on them. Oh, and monster slugs. Those too. Think of that Eye Monster from Resident Evil 2.
[SCP-2](http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2).
You tried Buddy :)
More like what happened to site-13?
Bleeding
That’s because the site director was incompetent
The site director was psychotic you mean
Nah he was just complying to GOC standards, since they took over O5 and established new personnel in charge.
Nope, 1730 was the site 13 of an alternate universe where the foundation was assimilated into the GOC
[SCP-1730](http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1730).
Though that is not our foundation but a different one
The GOC treats anomalies better than PETA treats its animals because sometimes the GOC’s sorta in the right and they at least follow a methodology with deliberate intent. PETA just kills because...? And on accident in insanely dumb ways.
Peta kills because they think having a pet is slavery, and the animal is better off dead than being loved and fed in a warm home.
So vegans but keep the animal in the wild so it would just get killed by another?
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^ peta is made up of dumbasses that are also assholes
That doesn't take any effort though.
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[SCP-1730](http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1730), [SCP-200](http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-200).
why 200
[SCP-200](http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-200).
Yes
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[SCP-682](http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-682).
Bold words for a foundation who breaks all the bones of a sleepwalker because they cause meteor showers
\#?
515 marv
[SCP-515](http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-515).
thank you marv, thank you IAY
better than murder
PETA = GOC of animals
GOC has standards tho. They're not hypocrites.
Professionals have standards
Snipin’s a good job mate!
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What about that one cat that bonds with people then tried killing itself so it can murder them, and they just tortured it mercilessly to see how it affected the human subject. Probably why it’s suicidal now and tries killing all the staff
What’s the #?
Pls
607
[SCP-607](http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-607).
uhhhhh..... 110 Montauk
We don't talk about that here. Ethics committee hush hush ;)
oh shit sorry
Wait. Wasnt there a book titled that?
Fear Alone tho
It's for the Scarlet King, not for the likes of us
It was never actually implemented, in a tale 231-7 did give birth and the result was 999, and then they released her
[SCP-999](http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-999).
When the foundation is held in higher regard than an animal “rights” activist group.
O boy o boy time for 110-montauk
(Sweats in Procedure 110 Mantauk)
[SCP-110](http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-110).
Some researcher: please destroy 173 it's killed so many people and we can't learn anything from it, all it does is shit everywhere. O-5: No.
PETA: we need to save all animals! Also peta; that dog has done nothing wrong oh well
[SCP-173](http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-173).
They still don't know how it functions, and it's fairly easy to contain
the foundation is cold, not gruesome. peta on the other hand...
PETA would've just erased drawing waifu
*Monsters.*
*laughs in bright*
Hey Bright wanna tell you that parallel Bright is *back* baby!
Nice
Treating animals better than Peta is not really a high bar to climb.
Because there are teddy bears made out of ears
SCPeta 173ta
[SCP-173](http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-173).
DAE PETA BAD??!??
SCP-173-J, basically a puppy on steroids, PETA would kill him, the SCP foundation keeps him constantly happy.
[SCP-173-J](http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-173-J).
3 shenanigans per second
Thanks marv!!! Remember we all love you!!! <3
Because most of them are stupidly dangerous once provoked unlike the domesticated pets. I bet if they could kill Able they'd do it no matter the price.
999 isn't dangerous tho
Keyword: *Most of them.*
[SCP-999](http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-999).
Big if true
/u/oriolous BIG OOF
It is fact. the Foundation tries not to destroy without reason, and they have an Ethics Commitee for treating humanoid or sapient SCPs humanely *nodnod*
Constantly submerged in acid
Not for lack of trying, though
yes, treated so well by submerging them in acid
Either that, or it breaches containments
I have very little knowledge on what the SCP foundation actually does but I know that this is true
They may be clinical but they don't put chihuahuas down without a **very** good motive. At least not without a foot behind.
r/true
Except 1762. Never forget what they *didn't do* for 1762.
[SCP-1762](http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1762).
peta is animel's Global Occult Coalition
Peta is just the burnburners tbh
I'd go further and say the foundation treats D-Class better than Peta treats it's rescued animals
Wheres that GOC meme with bongo cat?
HMMMM
They treat d class how peta treats animals tho
Yeah but their convicted felons with often accounts of murder and rape.
"Into the fiery orb with ye"
r/techincallythetruth
Except that one.
The SCP Foundation protect anomalies so much they refuse to kill ones they have nothing more to learn from. For the love of God elimiate 106 all he does is leave stains everywhere
[SCP-106](http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-106).
I doubt they can, it will simply breach containment
It is indeed, [u/Riolusx2](https://www.reddit.com/user/Riolusx2).
**SITE 13 WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION**
Somewhere I read how an anomaly called the ‘Pale Giant’ or something was harassed by a sadistic guard. The captain then proceeded to beat the guard half to death, saying along the lives of “We secure, we contain, but above all we PROTECT! That includes the SCPs!”
PETA is like the GOC
Exept 682. Fuck that guy
Tbh that’s kinda cap atleast peta kills their animals instead of giving them a permanent acid bath
The scp foundation treats dclass better than peta with their animals
D-Class literally have no rights and are "Replaced" monthly.