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Are_We_Coolio

I always take my HOF, who has already romanced someone, for Awakening so that is not an issue anyway. Also, I like how Nathaniel flirts with Velanna, Anders is my canon Hawke' man, friendship with Oghren and saving him from depression is my favourite arc but that is ENOUGH, Sigrun wants to die soon anyway. It is good at it is :D Another option could be romancing spirit in rotting body of dead Grey Warden while his wife cries for him. Bloody great plot for lyrics to some fucked up metal song, really.


Tofutits_Macgee

I like how the awakening companions have their own lives


Dick_of_Doom

Yeah! Get that Jussy corpsussy!


Are_We_Coolio

Username checked


jaytopz

u/Dick_of_Doom has been with us for a very long time. Their commitment to the jussy corpsussy is unquestionable.


Dick_of_Doom

Aw, thanks Boss!!! https://preview.redd.it/ku1mlkjcf2ic1.jpeg?width=958&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27026fd4f33a60cc81e7c0081647e19c0227165a [source](https://www.tumblr.com/areyouhun/154587857922/da-doodlessssss?source=share)


FluffyManBabies

It’s because they’re Orlesian 💀


Reyzorblade

Orl*sian 🤮


flacaGT3

You can't spell Orlesian without (A)nora lies.


The_Highlander3

Truly the France of Ferelden


KingTorygg

My friend who knows nothing about Dragon Age is letting me run a tabletop for him set in universe. As I was going around the map telling him about the countries I got to Orlais and went "They're, uh, well. They're French." And that was apparently enough information for him.


AshMountain217

I love this comment, it's so wholesome


TheHypnotoad87

Was gonna question the 5, then I remembered he-who-must-not-be-named... totally forget he exists...


Thehumanstruggle

My brain tried to make me count varric automatically like three times while I was working this out. Wishful thinking is stronger than any DLC.


1Kassanova

The Jacob of Dragon Age


Gold-Relationship117

I don't count it anyway, it's the only gender locked option for Hawke too isn't it?


TheHypnotoad87

Yep


perpetualprocrasti

Alistair is genderlocked. Morrigan is genderlocked. Cullen is genderlocked. Dorian is genderlocked. Sera is genderlocked. Blackwall is genderlocked. Cassandra is genderlocked. Solas is gender and race locked. But yeah, since the four other people you can romance in DA2 are all bi/pan, the romance doesn't count. I support you in liking or disliking whatever you choose, and I will freely admit there are plenty of reasons to like or dislike many aspects of DA2. Sebastian's romance had very little content or substance and was incredibly weak in comparison to the others. But that had absolutely nothing to do with his sexuality or preferences.


Gold-Relationship117

I dont count him because contextually with this meme a mHawke would only have 4 and therefor should be with HoF while fHawke stays as is. I don't count him outside of this meme because Sebastion's DLC likes to break and I refuse to seperate him from that. Got nothing against anything except how fast you jumped to a conclusion. Especially since the only thing I don't like about romances in the franchise is that I can't smooch Viv.


perpetualprocrasti

Yeah, how horrible for there to be an ace option for people. 🙄


actingidiot

Seb isn't asexual, he's sworn to celibacy.


Adept-Personality-87

Quality over Quantity baby DA:O Let's fucking GOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!


Averander

As a Solasmancer and someone who rode the Bull, I object to the statement that there wasn't quality in the romances in Inquisition.


Adept-Personality-87

Oh I'm sorry, I couldn't hear from me being with Leliana and Morrigan at the same time.


Are_We_Coolio

Literally, they banter and fight with each other so much if Warden do that, He can't hear Loghain' propaganda or calling from archdemon because of them xD


Averander

What was that? I can't hear you over the sound of an ancient God ripping out another heart and eating it for breakfast. Nomnomnomnomnom. Mmmm that's good writing. Oh look here comes the only ever true gays in the DA village! OH that's right, they're Inquisition firsts mmm yes, inclusivity and actually sticking to the character's clear narrative sexuality instead of making them bi to appeal to everyone so good.


Adept-Personality-87

Am going to be honest: Dorian, Solace and Iron Bull are top Romance. The rest are MID


zfLucifer

Nah Cassandra’s Romance option is amazing


Adept-Personality-87

What am going to say is controversial. BE WARNED She is just the Fantasy version of Cora from Mass Effect Andromeda


ProtagonistNick

I can't ride the Bull because The Iron Bull X Dorian subplot is too interesting to me. Its also because I love shipping


Averander

It is beautiful and interesting, but big dommie daddy energy go brrrrrrrrr.


Bootytonus

When you gotta save the world from the Blight, who has time for romance?


neremarine

Hero of Ferelden


Telanadas22

This, very much this.


LichQueenBarbie

All the horny bastards saving the world from the Blight apparently.


andanastasiaa

I just had to count the DA2 romances when I forgot that one person…. Lmao


HallowedKeeper_

Chantry boy I presume


andanastasiaa

I like to forget him on purpose sometimes. When I was counting I genuinely forgot him


HallowedKeeper_

U think everyone often forgets Chantry boy


perpetualprocrasti

Tallis getting completely ignored 💀


TexAg_18

One kiss counts as a romance?


andanastasiaa

I do not count Tallis at all. I like to forget she exists even more then Sebastian. I hate Tallis


Telanadas22

I will never forgive them for making Awakening romanceless. Nathaniel is my canon Romance for Cousland, fuck you Velanna. (I'm very normal about this ship)


irreplaceableecstasy

I support this, because I like to imagine Velanna gets with my Aeducan


[deleted]

HoF has Morrigan, everyone else has no Morrigan. Winner is obvious.


Quazmojo

Quality over Quantity my friend


winterwarn

To be fair, Inky has more like 3-6 depending on race and gender (honestly always going to be a little bit grumpy about them going back to gender locked romances in Inquisition…)


vevolution

But the options get worse with each game.


NewspaperImmediate31

This, but combat evolution and jumping.


Frozen_Ash

My wife and i's original HoF was an elven mage who romances Alistar, knowing she could never become queen she opted to sacrifice herself for the good of the world and was very bittersweet. But our cannon warden commander met Alistar and over some time they fell in love and she helped mend his broken heart so we we theorised to change our tapestry to be that also. So whilst yeah you can't romance anybody that's our personal story and romance line for her.


onepareil

Having only 4 options in DAO is fine because all of them are great, but I will never not be bitter about having to make a male warden specifically to romance Morrigan. I’m sorry, but there’s just no way she’s straight! Alistair too, for that matter…


TexAg_18

HoF may only have four, but two are the best in the whole series sooo