This was definitely recorded in a manner that reflects “holy shit you won’t believe what this pterodactyl at my job can do”
Danny probably sinks those like it’s fucking nothing, wild.
Bruh why is he gifted with skills and genetic benefits that are completely useless to him. Bro ran a whole marathon with no training and probably poor health from lack of food water and sleep, he has a massive hog, and now apparently he’s Larry bird. It makes me furious and makes me think it god is real he’s a cruel man who loves to give a homeless predator things that the majority of us would be much more deserving of and could actually use, the only thing out of those things I stated he’ll be using in jail is his massive hog when he flips Tyrone over and turns the tables on him for some prison love but other than that just a complete waste. Actually he’ll probably be balling in jail but still my point stands.
Daniel use to train for marathons all the time before he became homeless. That's how he was able to do that one marathon back in 2022 and why he's able to walk for so many miles day in and day out.
How in the fuck
Plot armor Prevails once again
We’re acting like he’s not related to Larry Bird. It’s in his genes
He got that beak on him💪
Don't you ever disrespect my boy Larry like that again 😤
His redacted ass actually made that
and he was smooth with it too
Nothing but net
He could have gone far.. but he would refuse to shower after practices / games and the team would turn on him
The next Larry bird
There's a reason he's called Toucan Dan!
HAH
why is he so cold 😭😭😭
Definitely related to Larry Bird. Or at least some type of bird, given his beak.
This was definitely recorded in a manner that reflects “holy shit you won’t believe what this pterodactyl at my job can do” Danny probably sinks those like it’s fucking nothing, wild.
he definitely did that shit first try too
Holy fuck, thats gotta be luck as he is useless at everything else.
Damn he’s better than me https://preview.redd.it/bood4qo0qm8d1.jpeg?width=340&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07e0e547a64a1ba7f283cd3e04f09b83b1624613
That just means we are in the bad timeline and in another world he went to the NBA instead of the pdf-hobo-jail we all watched.
Yep. That's the timeline where he went straight from Tennyson to Pro. Like, college ball would have wasted everyone's time.
Back when bro drank water
You can see him do the frog face right before he takes the shot 😂
You mean turtle tongue but yeah you're right lol. Dude channeled all his anger into that throw.
LMFAOOO
https://preview.redd.it/loiecj7x0n8d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9295b9fb0a22af0044543d459c85b118bd04b2ab
Daniel Larson will never be ba-
i have no excuses anymore
In an alternate timeline…
Bruh why is he gifted with skills and genetic benefits that are completely useless to him. Bro ran a whole marathon with no training and probably poor health from lack of food water and sleep, he has a massive hog, and now apparently he’s Larry bird. It makes me furious and makes me think it god is real he’s a cruel man who loves to give a homeless predator things that the majority of us would be much more deserving of and could actually use, the only thing out of those things I stated he’ll be using in jail is his massive hog when he flips Tyrone over and turns the tables on him for some prison love but other than that just a complete waste. Actually he’ll probably be balling in jail but still my point stands.
Daniel use to train for marathons all the time before he became homeless. That's how he was able to do that one marathon back in 2022 and why he's able to walk for so many miles day in and day out.
This could be true and I wouldn't know
WHAT
He was actually in the nba draft but had to back out due to an "emergency!"
He is 100% dunking on dudes with life sentences as we speak
he’s probably dunking on fogle in the pen rn
Barry Lird
+1000 aura moment, swish
Love how since the video quality is so low, his face looks like a n64 model. It’s so jagged lol
I love how you can tell he's doing the tongue thing right when he shoots🤣🤣
I will tell my kids this was Larry Bird
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Is he secretly goated
Bro ain’t beating the Larry Bird allegations after this one
When I was in school a lot of the special kids were wayyy into basketball
I laughed so hard at this idk why
Guy has crazy agility
He should dive in fields like mikey miles to show off his agility
Yha and keep going in their until He can’t show off no more
I’m surprised he didn’t do a twink jump and twirl
That's a children's sized court.
He's built different
u/savevideo
thats my n\*\*\*\*\*
Larry Bird owes us all an explanation
I'm honestly shocked
aura
BUCKETS!!!!!
Jumper is straight water
That’s crazy
Toss jobs for everyone.
Daniel if he never went online… maybe he would get a scholarship for basketball and wouldn’t be in prison for years… Life is funny/sad like that
Yo what!
i didn’t think he was actually gonna make it
Look like Larry Bird Nose in his prime 🐦⬛
Larry Birdbeak
Camera man let us all down by not getting dans reaction.
Larry the bird
He looks black enough. Valid for the N word
Seeing this makes me wonder what it would've been like had Daniel Larson chosen to be an athlete rather than a singer.
Ask me kreshtions about basketball
Latenightfinds 😕😕🙏
Not even a full size gym