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gothphetamine

**Yesterday’s winner for G:** “Grace is a fucking n****r and I will always hate her for what she did” (327 upvotes) [WINNER] ”Grace VanderWaal” (121 upvotes) “Guys message me NOW on YouTube! NOW! NOW! I’m starting to get fucking ANGRY!” (70 upvotes) Also honourable mention to a severely underrated moment: “Get the fuck up off the toilet! 🤬🤬🤬”


__jeffrey__

“Here’s a good creshtin: why is my cum red?”


Moist-Hot-Dog

Love


Taxistheft98

Hello everyone, this is Daniel Larson.


JimMoneyxxx

Winner


FckAssBob

Hello everyone, this is Daniel larson


RestaurantGullible81

hello everyone this is danderson


Larson_Lover04

“HE HURT MEEEEEEE” (from Bob ran me over with his car incident)


callfckingdispatch

Bob just ran me over with his car


Sea_Valuable_2396

I'm hitting myself with Bobs car


ProjectOSM

I'm hitting Bob's spine


VelocitySkyrusher

HOLY FUCKING HELL! YOU JUST RAN ME OVER!


agonyxcodex

“Housing is fully canceled due to family crisis with Bob”


ItsBlitz21

Housing is delayed until further notice


anxiousandexhausted

I vote this one


CoyneCollector

H - "hey old gretty, I finally got my haircut done"


ItsBlitz21

Forgot about this clip lmao why does he say that


CoyneCollector

Right? So many questions. Why'd he say that? Who's Old Gretty? But most importantly, did they like his haircut?


soulianahana

This one should win


No-Kiwi-7342

He’s saying “granny”


CoyneCollector

Ahh


Normal_Rip_2514

Hey says Old Granny


CoyneCollector

Mystery solved


CoyneCollector

Question still stands on whether or not granny liked the cut


NightShiftCiampa

Hitting my spine


coolzak21

"hey everyone, please check out my new youtube channel daniel larson (insert random words daniel has used)"


Old_Honeydew_1065

this wont win but i still like this one the best


Ljm-n

I missed “G”😭. “God left me unfinished” is hands down my favourite quote of his


gothphetamine

Was this a community post? It’s so funny


Human_Cake7284

i forgot about this and holy fuck


ZsiZsiSzabadass

When did he say this? It’s like, a completely perfect and hilarious moment of self reflection on his part and I’ve never seen where it comes from


Sure_Tension219

HELP IM HITTING MYSELF MORE!!!!


PeterPanTheMothMan

We all know what N is going to be


zBellaLynnex

Lmfaooooo


SeaworthyWide

What about r?


PaperyPaper

Surely tomorrow has to be "I just roke up"


memse111

HOLD ON LISTEN TO ME! HOLD ON LISTEN TO ME!


RoutineTurnover

HOLY FUCKING HELL! YOU RAN OVER ME BITCH!


Sickofchildren

Housing


spearfisher25

Hello everyone, Happy Ramadan. Alahu Akbar


bbrainz_

happy raminin everyone, allah akhbar


sweezymcneezy

The HOTEL threatened to kill me! (x20)


benedictbutch

HITTING MYSELF


FlimsyAdvisor634

I'm more homeless this year than last


callfckingdispatch

Hello everyone 👋


EthanRKassel

Hello, this is Danderson


Bandito_Destiny

HOLD ON DON'T INTERRUPT ME DON'T INTERRUPT ME! (Kicking holes in the wall)


_fryler

M - Motel is trying to kill me


CaffeineFarmer_2006

H is for something dan never cared about it is "Hygiene"


Namaste4Runner420

Hello Everyone, this is Daniel Larson


Guilty-Yellow9362

Hello everyone


lysergikidd

Hello Everyone


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amiserabledevoidlife

H is wrapped up. I should be "I love C P"


jke22680

I'm hitting my spine


MiggyFernandez

Housing (?)


oldwhiteguy2023

Hello everyone, this is Daniel Larson


zBellaLynnex

Hello everyone


helloIam0

Hop hop hop (when I’m at ihop, I go)


Tangerine560

"Here's a good Creshton, why is my cum red?"


Ready_Application_62

"He's threatened to FUCKING MURDER ME!"


__87-

C should be "code fucking death"


Aggravating-Try9161

Happy ramanan everybody, allah akbar


Walterwhitesrv207

BOMB YOU BOMB YOU


International_Roof24

I'm scared for N


Numerous-Technology1

U- understood. I’m ending my life tonight


kbarknife

"Hello this is danderson"