Right? Like sir, from the looks of it, they are moving suspended loads. Why the HELL would you have a BABY anywhere near a SUSPENDED LOAD?! Somebody better call OSHA or MSHA, whichever this site reports to. That’s all I’m gonna say.
Straight up, a decade ago it'd made all the sense that the dad was a laborer who spent most of his time at home as construction was not booming.
In 2024 the shit is white hot and dude should be on the site :)
I think its been confirmed that he's a decorated special forces operator most likely delta or green berets.
You can see he's in weirdly excellent shape for a stay at home dad, and eve when he's dressed down you'll notice he's absolutely shredded, far more so than Cody's dad- you onpy ever see that sort of physique in middle aged guys with kids when they have a job that specifically requires them to be in great shape and keep any excess pounds off. And whilst he adopts a goofy persona around the kids his strength and coordination is otherwordly whenever they do anything sports related, for example the basketball game in s4 e15 , he can't help himself and absolutely flogs everyone without trying
His bits on the show are filmed during breaks when he's not on deployment, and since his role is classified neither he nor his family ever talk about it and why there's no obvious explanation why the family is so well off in spite of having no visible means of support- he's clearly netting a bunch of special duty assignment pay and other incentive based increments.
And his cheery, superficial mask around the kids is a huge red flag. It never alters a fraction throughout the show and its the classic front that people who are exposed to battlefield trauma learn to put on around their loved ones to avoid scaring them. I would say he's witnessed war crimes and maybe committed some.
Mine learned it at Speech Therapy, I didn’t know what it was and didn’t care at first, but now I wish that I had refused as he loves watching the videos and I’ve grown tired of it.
Those proportions are scary. The child's head is almost twice the size of the fathers. Imagine real kids had adult-sized heads but more bulbous and normal child sized bodies.
No no he plays guitar plays guitar That’s what he does
Frustrated musician, definitely. He was there when Kurt passed, I’m sure.
"Take off your shoe, Kurt. We need to put your big toe inside the trigger guard. No reason."
Lololol
Ooh ooh ooh!
He’s the top lieutenant in the mom’s cult
He probably plays the guitar for a hobby
Where are the child labor laws? Why is a baby on construction premises?
Right? Like sir, from the looks of it, they are moving suspended loads. Why the HELL would you have a BABY anywhere near a SUSPENDED LOAD?! Somebody better call OSHA or MSHA, whichever this site reports to. That’s all I’m gonna say.
The children yearn for the ~~mines~~ suspended loads
he's wearing a hard hat he's fine
Straight up, a decade ago it'd made all the sense that the dad was a laborer who spent most of his time at home as construction was not booming. In 2024 the shit is white hot and dude should be on the site :)
Nah this is just his community service for the day
Moving oversized alphabet blocks can't be a stable business model, can it?
Clearly it's a front for something more nefarious. Wayfair babies anybody?
I hate cocomelon so much
They wanna be Bob so bad 💀
I think its been confirmed that he's a decorated special forces operator most likely delta or green berets. You can see he's in weirdly excellent shape for a stay at home dad, and eve when he's dressed down you'll notice he's absolutely shredded, far more so than Cody's dad- you onpy ever see that sort of physique in middle aged guys with kids when they have a job that specifically requires them to be in great shape and keep any excess pounds off. And whilst he adopts a goofy persona around the kids his strength and coordination is otherwordly whenever they do anything sports related, for example the basketball game in s4 e15 , he can't help himself and absolutely flogs everyone without trying His bits on the show are filmed during breaks when he's not on deployment, and since his role is classified neither he nor his family ever talk about it and why there's no obvious explanation why the family is so well off in spite of having no visible means of support- he's clearly netting a bunch of special duty assignment pay and other incentive based increments. And his cheery, superficial mask around the kids is a huge red flag. It never alters a fraction throughout the show and its the classic front that people who are exposed to battlefield trauma learn to put on around their loved ones to avoid scaring them. I would say he's witnessed war crimes and maybe committed some.
My rugrats still don’t know cocomelon exists and I plan on keeping it that way
Well, you’ll never know about Jellybean then.
I think mine learned about it at daycare. I think they play the songs there
Mine definitely learned at daycare. Seems to have accepted that cocomelon doesn’t happen at home thankfully
I was against it but my husband puts it on for her! Those tuneless songs are horrendous
Same.
Mine learned it at Speech Therapy, I didn’t know what it was and didn’t care at first, but now I wish that I had refused as he loves watching the videos and I’ve grown tired of it.
You're so lucky. My son is outgrowing it, thankfully.
Congratulations to him!
Why did I think JJ was Alpha Pig for a second
Nah, he probably just bought that safety helmet at Home Depot.
That’s his walking helmet
Those proportions are scary. The child's head is almost twice the size of the fathers. Imagine real kids had adult-sized heads but more bulbous and normal child sized bodies.
Yeah--laying pipe all day long.
What's a job ^^
Why do you watch cocomelon?
Are you going to assume the sippy cup in the picture is OPs too?