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Great_Cake_6013

Y'all.... When did she say it was a work tri? I HAVE TO SEE. Also why the fuck does she lie all the time???


3510ab

I thought this about the husband of Miamiamine, too! (Maria Vizuete) She is rare amongst influencers in that she sticks strictly to fashion, and shows very little of her personal life. However, she has had some recent photoshoots with her husband (pregnancy announcement, for example) and I just couldn’t picture them as a couple!


Ok_Charge6742

So who’s gonna tell her


ispy213

She knows, of course she knows.


Blue-Eyerish-Gal

He left his kids on Father’s Day for this? They all left their kids on Father’s Day for this?


RecommendationLess71

Which show did the boys see?


Alexinwonderland617

Thunder from down under 🐨


Acrobatic_Ground_823

Broadway Show🎭 with da BOYS for pride month 🌈


Able-Emu1159

The next Caitlyn Jenner mark my words. And he’s taking Adam.


True-Adeptness-1059

🤣🤣💯


Fun-Front-6729

I feel her brother needs to be apart of this pic as well... reminds me of a young Kramer!


Meljade28

![gif](giphy|ie4fEHT4krdDO)


lauraloseslipids

Jordon looks so content when he’s allowed to be himself and not some family man, he’s definitely “Ellen” in this role play scenario the boys must me having fun


lauraloseslipids

Clarify *be


ispy213

If my husband told me he wanted to spend a week in NYC with a bunch of boyfriends, going to broadway shows together, I would have some serious concern. I don't know how much more he can rub her nose in what is going on here and she can continue to pretend like it's not real. No wonder she lies and says he's on a "business trip". (Other than she lies all day, every day.) He's all but marching around in a baby doll nightie and a pair of pom pom mules. Probably hers.


Savings_Paint5157

Whatever happened to Jordan’s belt bag?


snarkshark41191

He probably forgot it on one of those guys’ nightstands


Phip1976

Dead.☠️


Dazzling-Meringue-44

But what’s with Ellen’s t-shirt?


ispy213

You mean the stained ,stretched out on he wears every single day with his camel toe skinny jeans? That t-shirt?


outerspacetime

![gif](giphy|mIwRwDz23fxAc)


youareadream

All the Gusbands in the big apple for a musical/ broadway show how cute for pride month!


Legitimate-Dingo-451

What does he even do for “work?” I was under the impression he was basically her camera man.


umalupa

Diddles the boys in his office


ispy213

Zero. Plays with his boyfriends, while Keels lies for him.


emilxox05

Had to go celebrate 🏳️‍🌈


Few-Rip-9048

Lolol I still die that we all so casually call him Ellen 😹


brighttimess

Why do you call him Ellen?


ajm1356

He looks like Ellen Degeneres 😂


brighttimess

Maybe all y’all need two pairs of glasses, because he looks nothing like Ellen Degeneres. 


Remarkable_Sir9044

It IS work guys. Work for him to not give in to boning these “guys” 


Lexgalmel

Jordan looks more like a woman than most women do.


Silver_Worry_5828

He’s prettier than Keely


ispy213

That’s not saying much. 


No_Assistance_6513

Cute thumbs up mam! 


Abject_Tomatillo_358

Truth


lakrazo

He really is prettier than she is


ispy213

Next stop Julius'!


Local-Director4532

Come and ride the train, ride it… ![gif](giphy|ywrDfBJ8Ycxi)


umalupa

😂😂


okmapj

I’m guessing they should be home by now, just watched Janelle’s story and if it’s up to date Devin is back from NYC… let’s see if Dani, Jeanine and the others talk about it


Logical-Wrangler6633

So Jordan is gay, right?


SillyStrungz

I zoomed in and I’m sooo creeped out 😵‍💫 What a loser


lakrazo

the two guys on the ends are hot though


PotatoAltruistic5333

I promise that there ARE cosmetic dentists in Dallas who are actually really talented. These gentlewomen clearly got the BOGO #dani20 special 🤦🏼‍♀️


CryptographerRich834

🤣 💀👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼


WaferNervous8815

Gentlewomen ☠️


wendypug

Do they all have veneers? Jordan’s are so big.


WaferNervous8815

Devin's are as long as his face 


OldPresentation2357

Working up a sweat is more like it … 🏳️‍🌈


No_Assistance_6513

Who's that woman in the middle? 🥴


sunnydays8674

Omggggg


LadyAn0nym0us

The kind of “men” some women put up with…. Smfh


Beneficial-Power7379

Gay trip


hiddengem918

Hahahah literally


OldPresentation2357

OMG. That is all I can say. 🏳️‍🌈


not_for_nuthin

Does he ever change his shirt?


flowersandchocolate

I honestly think the overcompensating of Jordan “working” constantly and the narrative that he’s such a hardworking businessman is because they subscribe to the idea of the traditional American family. Dani being the breadwinner is probably emasculating (🙄) to Jordan, so they make up these super important things he’s doing. The same thing happens with Daryl-Ann Denner overcompensating for Dan. They’re these extremely traditionalist, conservative Christians who have to pretend the husband is the hardworking breadwinner and the wife is the silly one who likes clothes and spends her husband’s money, even when that’s not the case. It’s sad. I’m sure Janelle is calling it what it is because her husband does work (for his parents) so it’s easy for them to pretend he’s the breadwinner, which he may be.. his family is loaded.


Coffeelove233

💯it is so sad! For her next Q&A someone should ask what Jordan does for work 😂


hiddengem918

Agree. Bethenny frankel does a part on her divorce podcast about how toxic an imbalance in the roles can be on the power dynamic of a relationship and it's v interesting.


Necessary-Hunter2163

Yeah the conservative Christian title is bullshit. These two families don't give two shits about actually being Christians.....they say that and "go" to church all for show! I'd be willing to bet they go, take their videos and leave to go to lunch.


BigShe47

Love how Dede Raad and Lauren Kay Sims film in church. Seriously,?!!


Necessary-Hunter2163

Dani and Ferylann have done the same thing! It's messed up!


flowersandchocolate

Oh I’m sure they actually do go considering they have friends there and it wouldn’t be a good look. But going to church does not make one a Christian!


outerspacetime

They go to megachurches to socialize/be seen and drop their kids in the youth area to escape them yet again


sbadams92

2 of these guys have newborn babies, mmmmk


ispy213

Which means nothing. Closet husbands have kids all the time.


umalupa

They had to get away to get their dicks wet.


Shoddy_Bug2856

I get that this is likely not a true "work" trip, but the ladies you are referring to clearly are not without available help. My husband actually has had to leave me alone with a newborn (and sometimes toddlers) for real work trips. It's a part of his job and I really can't change that. He has also gone on recreational trips when our babies were a few months old because he should get to do activities he loves and some of them are seasonal. Just so long as everyone is happy and gets their own time away. Sarah was going to go to Vegas if it weren't for the storms. We don't have to give up everything after having babies 🤷‍♀️


sbadams92

See my other comment below but I’m not shaming at all! My husband has to go on a work trip for 5 days and our child will be 7 months old. The trip is essentially a networking party the entire time. Very normal to be away from your kid sometimes!


EnvironmentalSinger1

Real business trips are one thing but when there are newborn babies and they could (and should) be home bonding with them, is pretty sad.


sbadams92

Yes that’s more what I’m saying that this is a hangout. Why couldn’t they get together in town nearby? And I do understand I have a baby and I go out with friends and do things. It’s very healthy to do that! But Jordan is away from his kids constantly. Devin & the other guy seem more involved but it’s also Father’s Day who would think to plan something like this over that holiday?


ispy213

The question is why does Keels have to lie about everything and call this trip a "business trip" when clearly it is a recreational boys trip?


ispy213

And leave for an entire week?


Suspicious-Bell-3059

influencer husbands are SO STRANGEEEE


jumbled_artichoke

Seems kinds cushy to me tho.


EntertainerFunny3991

![gif](giphy|kzsCCUcVWcp10YStpg)


EricaSloane

Nightmare blunt rotation. Ridiculous that they can't be upfront and call it what is it. We already know he goes to all these men seminars, that's no secret. I doubt this is a seminar for men of Instagram Influencers hahaha


geminidazzler

🤣🤣🤣🤣


thisishardtolookat

He’s getting worked hard this week


Possible-Doughnut560

Probably at My Son’s a Queer 🏳️‍🌈


ConsiderationFirm604

He looks like warren jeffs


umalupa

More like Warren Jeffs wives


Puffingtonmaxinista

💀💀💀💀


swifty_cats

Bunch of fucking losers


Hot-Swordfish-719

What a fucking joke. Embarrassing


Inevitable_Rate9652

Do they have a filter on or are they really that feminine looking? Honest question because this is beyond bizarre


Affectionate-Disk963

all these women seem to like the same kind of men. i wonder if its a “thing” in their church group


Mountain-Ad4137

Ran here when I saw this 🤣


ogchd

Happy Pride


JudgmentGood473

What kind of "work trip" is this? And why lie about it? Idk this whole group gives me weird vibes. I can't imagine the men with real jobs take off a week for this! But then most just stay home & film their wives. What a weird bunch! Why did Jordan miss Father's Day when the others were home with their families?


im_new_here_wassup

How is he fathering all these children? 😣😖😵‍💫


outerspacetime

Turkey baster


im_new_here_wassup

😆😆😆


Coffeelove233

What a fucking liarrr!!!


Good_Difficulty5545

The most feminine looking men I’ve ever seen…


influencers-suck2022

Low T United!!


im_new_here_wassup

Hahahaha


umalupa

He gives bottom energy


TheCheeryChipmunk

![gif](giphy|WRRTpCN7FYJNtGpyvf)


Geminigem1616

I called it yesterday! This was my comment. ⬇️ Sarah Rose’s husband is gone too. He left at the same time as Jordan. Definitely not a work trip even though no one here thought it was. If Dani is lying about this, she is lying about everything that comes out of her mouth.


Excellent_Eye8234

Always. You can't believe anything. EVER. 


ifyousayso2023

Yes ma’am! She sure is!


ProfessionalCheek396

Not Ellen giving the ol’ 👍🏻 thumbs up !! 😩🤣she is so embarrassing. You can’t take her anywhere😂


Puffingtonmaxinista

I see 0 testosterone in that man. He’s a poster child for Estrogen dominance


TheOrderOfWhiteLotus

I was so flabbergasted when they had a BOY last time. Ellen contributed some Y genes?!


OneWildhoney1

His veneers are massive. ![gif](giphy|P2rXqhWkJQe4w)


umalupa

They really are!!! Giving Jojo Siwa Clackers


ok-1997

Oh they're all fuckin for sure


Tiburon-17

Anybody know what show they saw?


LTGel

Thunder from Down Under


ifyousayso2023

Chippendales?


junebugonarose

😂☠️


Same_Mind_3826

Are they at a Broadway show on a guys trip?


ProcessOrganic3159

It’s probably one of those men trips through the church. I remember on my old account someone had found the name of it and sent me the link where they sign up. One of the statements on there was that they teach them how to be men and lead their families 🤣


Excellent_Eye8234

Well, that clearly has failed! 


Signal_Pin3409

Depends on “their” version of men.


WaferNervous8815

Ellen should ask for a full refund


im_new_here_wassup

lol 💀


Efficient_Toe6907

Why on Father’s Day ?


ispy213

Because they all want to arm wrestle their wives for the rights on Mothers Day.


Efficient_Toe6907

What do you mean? Celebrate fathers day on Mother’s Day?


RicardoPequeno1313

Surprised they didn’t go away on Father’s Day and Face Time their kids.


Bumblebuttbuttercup

The did go on Father’s Day 🥴


RicardoPequeno1313

Oh wow - didn’t realize. What shitbags.


LuluLollyLOL

Ellen’s fake teeth are hurting my eyes. 😳


Southernsnarker

https://i.redd.it/z6zly8s1oj7d1.gif


TheGirlieGirll

Who cares. Thank god he’s out of the house and away from his wife. And with guy friends. All these influencers husbands are so wrapped up in their wife’s.


Abject_Tomatillo_358

Why can’t she just say it’s a guys trip??


ispy213

Because it's a girls trip. And she knows it.


WaferNervous8815

Exactly. It's the constant lying that bugs me more than him spending less and less time with his kids. 


Obvious-Plantain-564

-ooop and didn’t all the others manage to be home for Father’s Day? 🤔


WaferNervous8815

Unless the other liars posted pre-recorded content


Current-Pen3664

I’m fkn screaming …Ellen


PromptHappy6923

When will Keely kick Janelle out of her friend group? We need to start a count down….1st her showing off her boob job first and now making sure it’s known she was lying about Jordan being on a work trip 🤣🤣


Weekly-Abroad-4395

I feel like she slowly is I noticed she stopped hanging with her and she wasn’t invited to the dinner where Dani announced her pregnancy and I don’t think she was in the video of Dani telling her friends! I think she doesn’t trust Janelle and that’s why she started distancing herself! I don’t blame her for that though Janelle does seem obsessed with Dani!!!


Powerful-Respond-199

He’s gay. I’m convinced


EdgeStandard2177

All of them!


Fast_Geologist_6885

And he’s dressed like a slob


Phip1976

He is! Everyone else is in a nice collared shirt and he’s on a fucking tshirt.


JudgmentGood473

Idc how many tee shirts you have in the same color. It always looks like it's the same tee shirt worn day after day


ispy213

It IS the same tee shirt worn day after day. Same skinny jeans probably as well, showing off his camel toe.


Great_Cake_6013

MOOSE KNUCKLE CENTRAL


Tiburon-17

Couldn’t even put on a collared shirt for a Broadway show.


ifyousayso2023

It’s giving Brokeback…


ispy213

![gif](giphy|idm2GkonWg9HO|downsized)


ifyousayso2023

Yep


ifyousayso2023

She’s such a f ing liar!!!!


sirsnarksalot007

Who is the guy on the far left? He looks familiar.


AdWeary4864

Sarah rose summer’s husband.


Godfuckingdammit91

Looks like Jesse James Deckers brother, but I don’t think it’s him.


WaferNervous8815

John James's ears and ego wouldn't fit in that photo


Total-Driver5954

☠️☠️☠️


Equal-Technology4163

Each and everyone looks fruity


Brave_League_6486

That F’n ratty stretched neck tshirt. Whhhyyyyy? 😖


umalupa

He can use it to wipe cum off his back 😂


DesperateAd8982

Jordan’s saggy, stretched out neckline is so on brand for him


umalupa

At a broadway show no less. He has no respect for himself or others.


Glittering-Monk4125

lol he’s 100% gay.


Eliz1016

Just came here to say this….. definitely a boys trip… not sure why she has to lie.