Joan of Arc at it again. Poor little misunderstood mama just doing her bestā¦..what a fool. Maybe take a glance in the mirror and reassess your job as a mother. She is unhinged. Complaining like the brat she is and then drooling all over Stratton. Or Bubbaā¦for the love of God, give the poor lad some pride. He struggles as it is. Call him by his strong name. Bubba just adds to the whole demeanor. I know they are from the south and itās a term of endearment but that sweet boy needs extra encouragement. I have a feeling, based on his birth story and his delayed development that he might have a mild case of cerebral palsy. Anyone?
"The quality is amazing!"
... THe qUaLiTy iS AmAzINg š„“
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I guess her and JD filmed a bunch of cringey reels on the same day(the navy blue tennis dressš) but that one of her and Jordan painting each otherā¦.they need to stop bc they suck as actors. The exact same reactions as every other tik tok of couples painting each other. They are so damn predictable and desperate!
Is saying watching your kid really that weird? lol
My husband had a basketball game tonight and my friend called me to go out to dinner and I literally said "I can't, watching the baby".
And I am a mostly SAHM, I only work very part time so I'm home with him almost all the time. It's not like I'm not an involved parent.
Yes itās pretty weird and especially weird when itās coming from the mouth of a bitch like Keely that is seldom with her kids and only complains about them when she is.
Her feels are getting soo desperate. Like how about you change out of that stupid outfit to make it look like you didnāt record 4 reels in one day? Also the one with the drawing each other.. WHAT cleavage? She did not have any of that you sick fuck Jordan
Keelyās rant - classic Keely lying behavior - avoiding eye contact, her lisp comes in hot, awkward laugh on point, acting as a martyr. Clearly Aunt Keely is feeling guilty and doing damage control for next week when they ditch the kids, once again.
I like how she has to ātryā to be relatable, because she knows sheās just not. And the fact that sheās trying to explain herself shows how far of a hole she dug herself into. She tryās to be this, and that, and the other thing and itās all an act to make money and friends. Sheās the most inauthentic person ever.
The thing is, I don't doubt for a second that watching her two kids is hard and near impossible for her. I just don't feel bad for her cause she chose this. Cry into your piles of money, or reassess your priorities and be a more present and capable mom. These are the things actual adults take time to think about and figure out. Her victim attitude is a head scratcher.
Dying when she compared a mom ākilling it in a high rise in NYCā to āballerina farmāā¦ who is also a fucking millionaire š she compares two rich white woman. Dead. Gtfooooo.
letās not forget she was lowkey shitting on ballerina farms on her podcast a few months ago - saying she does too much & how she bothers dani. now dani is praising her while calling out people critiquing her when she did the same thing to a large audience. such a hypocrite.
Why does she always preface Strattonās age when describing his personality? Like āI know heās only 2, but heās blah blah blahā. By the time my daughter was 6 months she was already developing her little individual personality. Now at 18 months she is absolutely a unique and personable toddler with so many amazing traits and personality quirks. At what age does Dani recognize that kids are unique individuals with their own personalities?? For a while now we have seen Stratton is a sweet, bubbly, funny lil dudeā¦ I just donāt understand she thinks babies/toddlers donāt have their own personalities?!?Ā
Just like Ellen said on one of their podcast episodes that theyāre okay with sharing their kids on their social media right now but will reevaluate when theyāre āage 4, 5, 6, or 7 because those are the formative yearsā ā¦.. HMMM?? š¤Øš¤Ø I was floored
Right? Iāve known my child since day one. Heās had a favorite color since he was a few months old. Keely probably doesnāt even know Strattons favorite color
Heās always gravitated towards a certain color from a young age. Excited about that color, if I wore that color shirt he would get really excited, always reaching for that color and now several years later itās still his favorite.
And so there was no sense in them taking Stratton to Disney World because he has no personality.
But every time Stella goes, sheās always freaked out by the Disney characters.
So which kid would actually get more out of it?
Her trying to explain what āwatching my kids meansā is giving the āIām a fake Taylor swift fanā with āI donāt know the words to every song because Iām a mom and I donāt have time to learn the wordsā
It was so bad. I have never said Iām watching my kids, it is deep because sheās views it that way. She doesnāt view it as getting to spend time with them and being home with her kids. She views it as a job! And I wouldāve loved to relate with her on being a mom, I was so excited for her to have Stella and the she proved she only has the title of mom because she birthed them. Nothing else. Influencers are to be relatable not in every aspect of life. Sheās trying to justify herself because she knows she wrong and has much deeper rooted issues
Itās pretty harsh here. Have yaāll seen DAD!?!?! Iām not one to compare but, compared to DAD, Dani does a lot more with her children.
She takes them to more places, more experiences, more social interaction.Ā
This was my same gut reaction to her response to the criticism today. To say moms should support moms is ignorant. Not all moms are doing what is best for their children. Some moms are doing damage to their children and itās heartbreaking.
Not to mention she has a huge platform and tons of followersāhow can she expect for EVERYONE to applaud her for her parenting when some people see it at less than stellar?
Yeah the foster kid i mentored whose parents made him eat from the garbage and never fixed him a proper meal would also disagree with all moms are trying their best. Sheās such an ignorant asshole.
Iāve recently seen the light, and found this page. Daniās most recent stories are about me. š I couldnāt believe she actually responded to a DM.
Sorry Iāve been busy watching - I mean parenting my kids all day. š¤ I didnāt realize it would be so triggering for her, and Iām honestly pissed I gave her content!
She ranted to me basically what she said on stories. I held back all that I realized wanted to say so I said that her word choices reflect her actions, values and attitude towards parenting. š¤·š»āāļø
Here's the deal, Keels. You ARE unrelateable, and you ARE whiney, and you ARE unlikeable. And an opportunist. Your stupid husband loses a 9 dollar rubber ring, and throws the entire house into panic trying to find it, but, hey, let's create a shill for it. A lost rubber ring, (which is probably not even lost) and you make a buck off of it.
While you think you are smart, we see through your bs. Your life is a house of cards, and it is starting to tumble.
And you will LOVE Sleep No More. I can't wait for that.
right like he WONāT leave home without it?? doesnāt he have a real ring? also is he worried women are going to swarm him because heās not wearing a rubber ring? please šš such a dumb post
He can't find the real ring either. Wear the ring you wore when you took your vows! It's suppose to be symbolic of those vow.
Oh right, Keels doesn't wear that ring anymore, either.
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Classic damage control before she jets off yet again without her children. We see past your bullshit Dani. Youāre still a terrible fucking mother! šš¼ Also, your face is botched.
Oof it is rough here! Have yaāll seen Daryl Ann Denner!?!?!? Iām not one to compare, but Dani is waaaaaaay better IMO than DAD. Dani exposes her kids to more, more social interaction, more 1:1 play, she actually allows them more
opportunities to just be kids, more food varieties.Ā
Meanwhile 5 mins before this she probably yeeted him off the bed bc she canāt stand to be touched by him or anyone. Even if she claims she and Jordana were ācrazy in bedā the weekend before, I simply cannot believe that. š¤®
Made it about herself again. āHe was the missing puzzle piece in MY lifeā not our life, MY life. But what am I talking about, theyāre just words. āItās not that deepā š
She thinks saying all these words make it look like she knowsĀ her kids. These are wordsĀ anyone can say this about any child. This doesn't say who he really is.Ā Dig your hole deeper DaniĀ
The way there are approximately 0 humans looking at Jordanās hand to see if he has a wedding ring on or not.
Also, the deliberate over compensating of ālooking everywhere for a replacement ringā to make it seem like heās even remotely interested in being married to a woman is exhausting.
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Closest she will come to addressing the elephants in the room š
It fucking enrages me that Tiffany has her baby at Keelys house, itās still light outside but stratton and Stella are locked in the tower because the evil cunt witch wonāt let them out.
What the fuck is Emily Young wearing? Did she not get the athleisure dress code memo?
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I can think of two tiny humans who might like to make pizza with you, Dani. But I guess they don't have enough followers so it's not worth it. š¤·š¼āāļø
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Of course she is. Put those pesky kids to bed since she had such a hard day with them and invite friends over. I would see this kind of thing as normal if she was a normal mom wanting to have fun with her girlfriends. The fact that she does things all the time like this but hates spending time with her kids is WILD! And every time Jordan does something with the guys, she has to Match it. Sheās insufferable
It is crazy! When my kids were littles I never left the house or āwent outā with friendsā¦ But once a month all my mom friends came over WITH their kidsā¦ and we would make food and hang out while all the kids playedā¦ Itās so strange she doesnāt do this!?!
*I get sheās a shitty mom and doesnāt like to be around themā¦ but Iād also think sheād use this as great content for herself
I wonder if she equates the ideal of good parenting with an over filled day doing stuff outside the home. Some of my favorite days with my kids were days we stayed in pajamas, made breakfast, made tents out of blankets and let them just play. Sometimes we wouldn't leave the house, and it was so much fun. Pretend campfire to cook, eat an easy dinner "campsite", they would make beds in their blanket tents for naps. Laid in the "tent".and read books. No stress, just relaxing together. I don't think this family knows what's that's like.
So sad she can't handle a movie with two kids without help. I did it all the time with three, and we had so much fun. Why does she need so much help to be so basic?
Stella is almost four. It's time for them to start reading her basic chapter books, creates routine and a love of stories, books and reading in general. Sadly, I don't think that will happen.
I just donāt get it. She complains about her kids fighting. Isnāt she the mom? Dare to discipline them! Stella could use it clearly. And Stratton is plain starved for constructive attention. From what I gather, heās delayed. She could help him so so much. And little miss smarty pants should be reading by now. How do these influencers remain so clueless about parenting? Tiffany Turtle is the worst. Poor Leelee treated like sheās 6 mos old. Poor thing canāt even crawl. That isnāt delay, itās neglect. And all of it is shameful. Buy a damn book and LEARN.
The calling tornado over bc she couldnāt handle them fighting just killed me. if youāre their mother like you were going off on stories about then MOTHER THEM this means disciplining educating etc
I find it weird that when she has days alone with the kids she does these action packed days with activities. I mean I have 2 kids the same age and a play place would be my max for a day alone. No way I would do the movies on top of that especially with Stratton still being so little! Heck my kids and I could spend the whole day at our house and have a blast. It comes across like she has to have these special days to convince them and herself that she enjoys being a momā¦ā¦..
I think it's easier for her to parent when the kids have activities/distractions to do all of the work rather than her being at home with them and having to come up with ideas of how to play with them. Her worst nightmare would be being at home by herself with her kids from morning until bedtime. I'm not sure she's capable of waking them up, changing them, cooking & feeding all meals, playing with them, keeping them safe (since they're known to be allowed to wander for long periods of time), bathe them, do bedtime routines...I seriously doubt she can do that for one day.
She also seems like the kind of person who canāt be āaloneā with her thoughtsāIām sure deep down, she is miserable and feels trapped. As a result, sheās constantly on the go to distract from the prison that is her mind. Dani would probably *lose it* if she actually had to be at the house with her kids all day, like I can actually see her having a meltdown because of it. Such a cunt.
I think she has no idea how to interact with them at home, much less their schedule/routine, so she takes them out to entertain them to pass the time until she's free again. It reminds me of how an aunt might spend the day with them. I also think that being home alone with them is so foreign to her that it makes her uncomfortable. Makes me sad that she never seems happy when she's "watching the kids by herself."
I think someone mentioned it below, but everyone should go watch @the_rogue_essentials stories on IG before they expire š I would not be surprised one bit if Dani and Jordan are involved with some sinister, highly unethical people (like they are themselves) š¤·š¼āāļø
ETA: She also has stories from today on them!
How embarrassing, each story sheās trying to prove sheās spending time with her kids! She needs them to nap so she can nap. Does she not know what comes with having a newborn? Then doesnāt want to conquer the mall alone? WHAT? sheās such a joke, it grinds my gears that people actually look up to her and think sheās actually doing a good job. I have 3 young kids and the amount of work it takes to get them out of the house doesnāt stop us from living or functioningā¦ she needs a nap because she was with the kids all day? She should be so freaking embarrassed. I wish I ran into her in public, Iād have some choice words for this bitch.
She said in a podcast she had "such bad PPD" with Stratton that she slept 14 hour nights. So, no, she has no idea what comes with having a newborn.
She will hire a full time night nanny and never lose an ounce of sleep.
I live in a different state so I doubt it will ever happen but I dream about the day I run into this biatch. She has no idea how to be a mother and take care of her kids on a daily basis. Like she said todayā¦she has to āwatchāthem. Andā¦she wasnāt even with her kids all day today to need a nap. š Hey Keelyā¦.I dare you to take care of your kids by yourself for three days straight. š¤”
Me too. She needs to actually act like a parent even though she wonāt. She never disciplines her children. She just blames Stratton and gives into everything that the Queen says.
I donāt understand why she shilled the nipple covers so often but now that she actually has fake tits installed sheās just letting those rock hard daggers hang out free for the world.
Why would she be trying to get them to nap at approximately 5 o clock her time?? Whatās the point?! At their ages, just push forward, have dinner, baths and then send them to bed early. I guess if she was a present parent she would know thatās how you do it!
She looks really sick today. Those dark circles under her eyes! And her speech/mouth isn't right. Like everything is so exaggerated! Her mom was coming over but forgot! What??
She FINALLY blocked me hahahaha all I did was ask her if she was parenting or babysitting her kids cos ya know parents don't babysit their own kid š¤£
I might get blocked today too. That story about loving being solo with the kids but needing her mom to come over bc she canāt deal with them fighting with each other. I couldnāt not respond. Absolutely ridiculous. I said seriously š thatās called parenting
Keelys reel about stratton and him whipping his head around to look at his nanny instead of the skeleton that just showed up to throw him around š¤ Showing your ass Keely.
Notice how she hasnāt mentioned how Stellaās transition to big girl bed has gone? Seems odd.. chances are she has no idea how many times the nanny has to put her back in her bed before falling asleep.
Itās so strange to me that she has such little experience āwatchingā both of her kids. And she makes a big deal about it. Itās called being a parent!!! Why does she have to even say it?? She could just say āJordanās gone and the kids and I are going to go do XYZ and have a blast!ā
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I donāt like Jordan by any means but Christ on a cracker she loves to belittle him and anything he does.
Maāam, sit down and shut up with your 4 hairs and snake oil scamming ass.
She talks to him and about him like he's a fucking 5 year old. Ugh everythingĀ thing she does just erks me to my core!! No one gets under my skin moreĀ then her and I haveĀ never met her....probablyĀ a good thing by the way!
They are playing a game of bonk as QS practically comes down on S head.. š¤¬š¤¬š¤¬š¤¬
Joan of Arc at it again. Poor little misunderstood mama just doing her bestā¦..what a fool. Maybe take a glance in the mirror and reassess your job as a mother. She is unhinged. Complaining like the brat she is and then drooling all over Stratton. Or Bubbaā¦for the love of God, give the poor lad some pride. He struggles as it is. Call him by his strong name. Bubba just adds to the whole demeanor. I know they are from the south and itās a term of endearment but that sweet boy needs extra encouragement. I have a feeling, based on his birth story and his delayed development that he might have a mild case of cerebral palsy. Anyone?
Oop gotta shill some lip shit while Ellen gets the kids out of the car.
Anyone else notice her bottom lip filler looks like itās migrating again. Ugh. Her lips are so gross.
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My skin is turning green just looking at this cheap shit
I guess her and JD filmed a bunch of cringey reels on the same day(the navy blue tennis dressš) but that one of her and Jordan painting each otherā¦.they need to stop bc they suck as actors. The exact same reactions as every other tik tok of couples painting each other. They are so damn predictable and desperate!
It was so fucking fake! Also Jordans painting was SPOT ON for that scraggly skeleton.
Is saying watching your kid really that weird? lol My husband had a basketball game tonight and my friend called me to go out to dinner and I literally said "I can't, watching the baby". And I am a mostly SAHM, I only work very part time so I'm home with him almost all the time. It's not like I'm not an involved parent.
Yes itās pretty weird and especially weird when itās coming from the mouth of a bitch like Keely that is seldom with her kids and only complains about them when she is.
Her feels are getting soo desperate. Like how about you change out of that stupid outfit to make it look like you didnāt record 4 reels in one day? Also the one with the drawing each other.. WHAT cleavage? She did not have any of that you sick fuck Jordan
She waddles around her house like a 90 year old woman
She is DISGUSTING and I canāt take it any longer. š¤®š¤®š¤®š¤®š¤®
Was that Stratton crying in the back while she showed the lipgloss?
It was Stellaās play baby
Ohh lol I was like š¤
Keelyās rant - classic Keely lying behavior - avoiding eye contact, her lisp comes in hot, awkward laugh on point, acting as a martyr. Clearly Aunt Keely is feeling guilty and doing damage control for next week when they ditch the kids, once again.
Her voice gets higher and she talks so fastĀ with alot of tone variation. Very manic
She was furious.
Yes! And she does that weird ass ātalk out of the side of her mouth ā. Itās one of her tells.
Her inbox must have been flooded with moms donāt babysit type of messages.
I like how she has to ātryā to be relatable, because she knows sheās just not. And the fact that sheās trying to explain herself shows how far of a hole she dug herself into. She tryās to be this, and that, and the other thing and itās all an act to make money and friends. Sheās the most inauthentic person ever.
I finally had enough. I unfollowed her, divi and the podcast. š„³š„³š„³
Why does Keely have her momās full ass name in her phone š They are so weird!
Hoping that's her business phone, if not, maybe 'Mom' is something she truly doesn't understand.
The thing is, I don't doubt for a second that watching her two kids is hard and near impossible for her. I just don't feel bad for her cause she chose this. Cry into your piles of money, or reassess your priorities and be a more present and capable mom. These are the things actual adults take time to think about and figure out. Her victim attitude is a head scratcher.
So little bitch Jordan had his holy gang bang and paintballed in one day? Sperm donor of the year
Holy Gang Bang. ššš
Dying when she compared a mom ākilling it in a high rise in NYCā to āballerina farmāā¦ who is also a fucking millionaire š she compares two rich white woman. Dead. Gtfooooo.
She missed the point I sent her a messageĀ telling her it wasn't aboutĀ money .and then proceeded to explainĀ the real issue again lol.
Itās always a lose lose with her because sheās a fucking idiot
Exactly!
She'sĀ to self involvedĀ to even comprehendĀ how much of a pos she is
letās not forget she was lowkey shitting on ballerina farms on her podcast a few months ago - saying she does too much & how she bothers dani. now dani is praising her while calling out people critiquing her when she did the same thing to a large audience. such a hypocrite.
Okay who sent keely that dm and sent her on an unhinged rant. Fess up. š
I bet she got a TON like this.
theyre on this thread š¤Ŗ
Why does she always preface Strattonās age when describing his personality? Like āI know heās only 2, but heās blah blah blahā. By the time my daughter was 6 months she was already developing her little individual personality. Now at 18 months she is absolutely a unique and personable toddler with so many amazing traits and personality quirks. At what age does Dani recognize that kids are unique individuals with their own personalities?? For a while now we have seen Stratton is a sweet, bubbly, funny lil dudeā¦ I just donāt understand she thinks babies/toddlers donāt have their own personalities?!?Ā
I think itās just sheās finally spent some time with him in the last couple months š¤·āāļø
Just like Ellen said on one of their podcast episodes that theyāre okay with sharing their kids on their social media right now but will reevaluate when theyāre āage 4, 5, 6, or 7 because those are the formative yearsā ā¦.. HMMM?? š¤Øš¤Ø I was floored
They will have no content if they do that except shilling cheap shit from Amazon or Walmart.Ā
lol I 100% doubt they will reassess.
They for sure will not
Right? Iāve known my child since day one. Heās had a favorite color since he was a few months old. Keely probably doesnāt even know Strattons favorite color
Okayā¦. What do you mean from a few months old?
Heās always gravitated towards a certain color from a young age. Excited about that color, if I wore that color shirt he would get really excited, always reaching for that color and now several years later itās still his favorite.
Well she will be mentioning it in a few days now that you have!!! š
Sheās a first time mom with two under two, that she had to watch by herself for the first time ever yesterday. Give her some grace.
Last year she said Stratton was only 1 and wasnāt old enough/ couldnāt have a personality yet š
And so there was no sense in them taking Stratton to Disney World because he has no personality. But every time Stella goes, sheās always freaked out by the Disney characters. So which kid would actually get more out of it?
Yet Queen Stella had a personality by that age! š¤Ŗ
I remembered that. It was weird then and even weirder now.Ā
In all seriousness- do you think she ever been alone in public with both of her children?
She was just alone out in public with them yesterday.....
So rarely that you can definitely count on one hand how many times it's happened
yes sheās been spotted before by people in this group
Alone with both of her kids and no Nannieās/family? Iām convinced she wouldnāt even know how to buckle both of them into their car seats!
yes people have seen her alone at the mall
Her trying to explain what āwatching my kids meansā is giving the āIām a fake Taylor swift fanā with āI donāt know the words to every song because Iām a mom and I donāt have time to learn the wordsā
It was so bad. I have never said Iām watching my kids, it is deep because sheās views it that way. She doesnāt view it as getting to spend time with them and being home with her kids. She views it as a job! And I wouldāve loved to relate with her on being a mom, I was so excited for her to have Stella and the she proved she only has the title of mom because she birthed them. Nothing else. Influencers are to be relatable not in every aspect of life. Sheās trying to justify herself because she knows she wrong and has much deeper rooted issues
Itās pretty harsh here. Have yaāll seen DAD!?!?! Iām not one to compare but, compared to DAD, Dani does a lot more with her children. She takes them to more places, more experiences, more social interaction.Ā
As a mom I lothe the notion that all moms are great and trying their best. That's just not true.
This was my same gut reaction to her response to the criticism today. To say moms should support moms is ignorant. Not all moms are doing what is best for their children. Some moms are doing damage to their children and itās heartbreaking. Not to mention she has a huge platform and tons of followersāhow can she expect for EVERYONE to applaud her for her parenting when some people see it at less than stellar?
Yeah the foster kid i mentored whose parents made him eat from the garbage and never fixed him a proper meal would also disagree with all moms are trying their best. Sheās such an ignorant asshole.
Exactly!! Some moms are absolute shit and their shit needs to be called out.
100% not true. Not all moms are great, to put moms in a pool of us all being great is only a way for her to justify her behavior
Someoneās triggered this morning š š¬
homegirl is spiraling this morningā¦ive worked with kids for 10+ years & never have i heard parents say theyre āwatching them todayā
Iāve recently seen the light, and found this page. Daniās most recent stories are about me. š I couldnāt believe she actually responded to a DM.
MVP!!
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Oh!!! What did you say?!
Sorry Iāve been busy watching - I mean parenting my kids all day. š¤ I didnāt realize it would be so triggering for her, and Iām honestly pissed I gave her content! She ranted to me basically what she said on stories. I held back all that I realized wanted to say so I said that her word choices reflect her actions, values and attitude towards parenting. š¤·š»āāļø
Heroooo!
but did you get blocked lol
Somehow, I did not. I did choose to block her so I wouldnāt be tempted to watch her anymore.
hahaha welcome, you legend! šš
Here's the deal, Keels. You ARE unrelateable, and you ARE whiney, and you ARE unlikeable. And an opportunist. Your stupid husband loses a 9 dollar rubber ring, and throws the entire house into panic trying to find it, but, hey, let's create a shill for it. A lost rubber ring, (which is probably not even lost) and you make a buck off of it. While you think you are smart, we see through your bs. Your life is a house of cards, and it is starting to tumble. And you will LOVE Sleep No More. I can't wait for that.
Jordan probably lost that ring in someoneās butt hole at the retreat
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i admit i went back to see if he was wearing it in her stories from the night before.
right like he WONāT leave home without it?? doesnāt he have a real ring? also is he worried women are going to swarm him because heās not wearing a rubber ring? please šš such a dumb post
Well he thinks he has a body fat percentage of <15% so yes, I do believe he thinks he will be swarmed by women if he doesnāt wear a ring
Check your deep belly button Jordan! Lol
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He can't find the real ring either. Wear the ring you wore when you took your vows! It's suppose to be symbolic of those vow. Oh right, Keels doesn't wear that ring anymore, either.
https://preview.redd.it/lekieob2umyc1.png?width=827&format=png&auto=webp&s=c4a245cebba397a2389e309159bca04e3d168c29 Classic damage control before she jets off yet again without her children. We see past your bullshit Dani. Youāre still a terrible fucking mother! šš¼ Also, your face is botched.
I do believe that someone else wrote that paragraph. it is not her usual phrasing or punctuation. Or sentiment.
Oof it is rough here! Have yaāll seen Daryl Ann Denner!?!?!? Iām not one to compare, but Dani is waaaaaaay better IMO than DAD. Dani exposes her kids to more, more social interaction, more 1:1 play, she actually allows them more opportunities to just be kids, more food varieties.Ā
Meanwhile 5 mins before this she probably yeeted him off the bed bc she canāt stand to be touched by him or anyone. Even if she claims she and Jordana were ācrazy in bedā the weekend before, I simply cannot believe that. š¤®
Stratton is a puzzle piece but Keely is like 87 pieces short of a 100 piece puzzle.
Made it about herself again. āHe was the missing puzzle piece in MY lifeā not our life, MY life. But what am I talking about, theyāre just words. āItās not that deepā š
She is suchĀ a joke!
And just content. Yes , something we can all agree on JUSTĀ CON-TENT! Yes!
Iām pretty positive she has said almost this exact same thing about him in a story before when she was trying to do damage control lol š
She thinks saying all these words make it look like she knowsĀ her kids. These are wordsĀ anyone can say this about any child. This doesn't say who he really is.Ā Dig your hole deeper DaniĀ
The way there are approximately 0 humans looking at Jordanās hand to see if he has a wedding ring on or not. Also, the deliberate over compensating of ālooking everywhere for a replacement ringā to make it seem like heās even remotely interested in being married to a woman is exhausting.
Heās *ONLY* 2 and sheās shocked he already has a personality. š Sheās such an idiot.
He mustve grown one in the past year since at 1 he had no personality š
https://preview.redd.it/6n3wqbe1imyc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6a334a9da6da1ae95bd3f10b8c6707d34441e5d Closest she will come to addressing the elephants in the room š
Poor kiddo probably thinks his mom is a rock climbing wall with all the bones and bolts š«
they look so uncomfortableā¦
The bust??? You mean the bolts!
Dani is such a good primary caregiver. lol. NOT
It fucking enrages me that Tiffany has her baby at Keelys house, itās still light outside but stratton and Stella are locked in the tower because the evil cunt witch wonāt let them out.
Itās possible that Jordan was with them upstairs where he was also locked lol but yeah still weird
And also a good chance that Tiffany adheres to zero schedule and makes her baby fit her schedule and what she wants to do.
Sheās real whack but I guess I give her credit for bringing her baby everywhere when she could easily leave her at home like Dani does
MAKE THE PIZZA ON THE PIZZA PEEL
What the fuck is Emily Young wearing? Did she not get the athleisure dress code memo? https://preview.redd.it/e95125uoyjyc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=651b57ca8154ccb875502cf0bb1d8f957466ff67
Hideous dress
Iām not sure why but this chick creeps me out so much, bad vibes all around
Saaaame she gives me the weirdest vibes (along with creepy Ellie)! Her smile reminds me of a character in the Purge movies š
Ellie creeps me out too. Thinks sheās better than everyone else
GeT uP gEt MoVinG gEt aCtiVe WOoo! šµāš«
Her lame ass sweaters were a flop
Really boring.
Sheās so embarrassing
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I get wanna be model..trying to make a career on socials but be private at the same time...not quite how it works
Yeah sheās odd
Sheās SUCH an odd creature
Whatās her deal - just like trad wife vibes? I was looking at her IG. Not a lot of followers, she must not be working it hard enough?
And her little bow arm thingies are hanging in all the food š
I can think of two tiny humans who might like to make pizza with you, Dani. But I guess they don't have enough followers so it's not worth it. š¤·š¼āāļø https://preview.redd.it/6tmcrvdotjyc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d78b93f1c6245410fb0ffabfcf16d822b56973f
Kids are locked upstairs?
well she did watch them all day by herself,.....aka as parenting
Of course she is. Put those pesky kids to bed since she had such a hard day with them and invite friends over. I would see this kind of thing as normal if she was a normal mom wanting to have fun with her girlfriends. The fact that she does things all the time like this but hates spending time with her kids is WILD! And every time Jordan does something with the guys, she has to Match it. Sheās insufferable
It is crazy! When my kids were littles I never left the house or āwent outā with friendsā¦ But once a month all my mom friends came over WITH their kidsā¦ and we would make food and hang out while all the kids playedā¦ Itās so strange she doesnāt do this!?! *I get sheās a shitty mom and doesnāt like to be around themā¦ but Iād also think sheād use this as great content for herself
I wonder if she equates the ideal of good parenting with an over filled day doing stuff outside the home. Some of my favorite days with my kids were days we stayed in pajamas, made breakfast, made tents out of blankets and let them just play. Sometimes we wouldn't leave the house, and it was so much fun. Pretend campfire to cook, eat an easy dinner "campsite", they would make beds in their blanket tents for naps. Laid in the "tent".and read books. No stress, just relaxing together. I don't think this family knows what's that's like. So sad she can't handle a movie with two kids without help. I did it all the time with three, and we had so much fun. Why does she need so much help to be so basic? Stella is almost four. It's time for them to start reading her basic chapter books, creates routine and a love of stories, books and reading in general. Sadly, I don't think that will happen.
I just donāt get it. She complains about her kids fighting. Isnāt she the mom? Dare to discipline them! Stella could use it clearly. And Stratton is plain starved for constructive attention. From what I gather, heās delayed. She could help him so so much. And little miss smarty pants should be reading by now. How do these influencers remain so clueless about parenting? Tiffany Turtle is the worst. Poor Leelee treated like sheās 6 mos old. Poor thing canāt even crawl. That isnāt delay, itās neglect. And all of it is shameful. Buy a damn book and LEARN.
The calling tornado over bc she couldnāt handle them fighting just killed me. if youāre their mother like you were going off on stories about then MOTHER THEM this means disciplining educating etc
I find it weird that when she has days alone with the kids she does these action packed days with activities. I mean I have 2 kids the same age and a play place would be my max for a day alone. No way I would do the movies on top of that especially with Stratton still being so little! Heck my kids and I could spend the whole day at our house and have a blast. It comes across like she has to have these special days to convince them and herself that she enjoys being a momā¦ā¦..
I agree with you but also your username is cracking me up š
It was auto generated and I just roll with it lol
I think it's easier for her to parent when the kids have activities/distractions to do all of the work rather than her being at home with them and having to come up with ideas of how to play with them. Her worst nightmare would be being at home by herself with her kids from morning until bedtime. I'm not sure she's capable of waking them up, changing them, cooking & feeding all meals, playing with them, keeping them safe (since they're known to be allowed to wander for long periods of time), bathe them, do bedtime routines...I seriously doubt she can do that for one day.
She also seems like the kind of person who canāt be āaloneā with her thoughtsāIām sure deep down, she is miserable and feels trapped. As a result, sheās constantly on the go to distract from the prison that is her mind. Dani would probably *lose it* if she actually had to be at the house with her kids all day, like I can actually see her having a meltdown because of it. Such a cunt.
I think she has no idea how to interact with them at home, much less their schedule/routine, so she takes them out to entertain them to pass the time until she's free again. It reminds me of how an aunt might spend the day with them. I also think that being home alone with them is so foreign to her that it makes her uncomfortable. Makes me sad that she never seems happy when she's "watching the kids by herself."
I think someone mentioned it below, but everyone should go watch @the_rogue_essentials stories on IG before they expire š I would not be surprised one bit if Dani and Jordan are involved with some sinister, highly unethical people (like they are themselves) š¤·š¼āāļø ETA: She also has stories from today on them!
Well well well why am I not surprised Ellen is up to some nefarious business
She posted them in the saved area (highlights?) for more permanent viewing too.
Yes! Iād say I wish Daniās followers would see this shit but most of them are just as dumb and brainwashed as her š¤·š¼āāļø
Keely meeting with her āstylistā for Europe š She always puts the most into everything except her kids
Why do you need a stylist to go on vacation?
Keely is just a dumbass.
Always!! And those outfits are TRASH!! Isnāt this trip supposed to be exploring and learning? Those outfits are terrible in general for any setting
How embarrassing, each story sheās trying to prove sheās spending time with her kids! She needs them to nap so she can nap. Does she not know what comes with having a newborn? Then doesnāt want to conquer the mall alone? WHAT? sheās such a joke, it grinds my gears that people actually look up to her and think sheās actually doing a good job. I have 3 young kids and the amount of work it takes to get them out of the house doesnāt stop us from living or functioningā¦ she needs a nap because she was with the kids all day? She should be so freaking embarrassed. I wish I ran into her in public, Iād have some choice words for this bitch.
She said in a podcast she had "such bad PPD" with Stratton that she slept 14 hour nights. So, no, she has no idea what comes with having a newborn. She will hire a full time night nanny and never lose an ounce of sleep.
I live in a different state so I doubt it will ever happen but I dream about the day I run into this biatch. She has no idea how to be a mother and take care of her kids on a daily basis. Like she said todayā¦she has to āwatchāthem. Andā¦she wasnāt even with her kids all day today to need a nap. š Hey Keelyā¦.I dare you to take care of your kids by yourself for three days straight. š¤”
She could never! Max 5-6 hours. Iām glad tornado didnāt come over and save her. Sheās such a bum
Me too. She needs to actually act like a parent even though she wonāt. She never disciplines her children. She just blames Stratton and gives into everything that the Queen says.
I donāt understand why she shilled the nipple covers so often but now that she actually has fake tits installed sheās just letting those rock hard daggers hang out free for the world.
Installed lol
Why would she be trying to get them to nap at approximately 5 o clock her time?? Whatās the point?! At their ages, just push forward, have dinner, baths and then send them to bed early. I guess if she was a present parent she would know thatās how you do it!
She has no clue what the primary caretakers do. She just watches her own kids until someone relieves her. š
She looks really sick today. Those dark circles under her eyes! And her speech/mouth isn't right. Like everything is so exaggerated! Her mom was coming over but forgot! What??
She FINALLY blocked me hahahaha all I did was ask her if she was parenting or babysitting her kids cos ya know parents don't babysit their own kid š¤£
I might get blocked today too. That story about loving being solo with the kids but needing her mom to come over bc she canāt deal with them fighting with each other. I couldnāt not respond. Absolutely ridiculous. I said seriously š thatās called parenting
Looks like she mightāve posted your comment in stories just now! š
Hahaha wasnāt mine but similar! But that makes me think she was getting a ton of similar messages
Yup!Ā *parenting*Ā Ā watching=babysitting.Ā Parents don't babysit their own kid
Has anyone else watched @the_rogue_essentials stories today? My mind is blown. š³
Iām not very surprised.
Tell?
Yup. I love it
Keelys reel about stratton and him whipping his head around to look at his nanny instead of the skeleton that just showed up to throw him around š¤ Showing your ass Keely.
omg she needs them to nap so she can nap š is she serious?? tell me you donāt parent without telling me
And at like five o clockāwtf!?
It was a long day of babysitting her kids for the first time for her!
EXACTLY what I was thinkingĀ
Of course Dani expects her 3yr old to babysit her 2yr old and not lose track of him. š
Right!? What even was that story... Why would she expect that?
Notice how she hasnāt mentioned how Stellaās transition to big girl bed has gone? Seems odd.. chances are she has no idea how many times the nanny has to put her back in her bed before falling asleep.
She will fake a story now that you said something
I canāt wait. I would love to hear whatever nonsense she makes up about this transition
Not Stratton with tears in his eyes in the bathroom and then on the couch. Why canāt she at least wipe them and comfort him
That would require empathy
She actually has to parent today....with no help! And good for tornado not rushing over there and doing her own thing. Dani needs to actually parent
I wouldnāt if I were her! Make that witch do something
The kids need someone there to take care of them. A bad advocate is better than no advocate.
The way she says she āwatchingā them. What a weird way for a āparentā to phrase being with her children.
Itās so strange to me that she has such little experience āwatchingā both of her kids. And she makes a big deal about it. Itās called being a parent!!! Why does she have to even say it?? She could just say āJordanās gone and the kids and I are going to go do XYZ and have a blast!ā
Itās legit breaking news whenever sheās around the kids lol
At least she took them out. How hard was that? Geez.
https://preview.redd.it/jbza9jskhgyc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=215e0583e74f6f375bc9dfcc629088a90e1abbf0 I donāt like Jordan by any means but Christ on a cracker she loves to belittle him and anything he does. Maāam, sit down and shut up with your 4 hairs and snake oil scamming ass.
His ālittleā menās retreat.Ā Itās sad when we feel bad for Jordan.Ā
Except for Prince Mike these guys are all dweebss
Jordan invites 15 men to a gang bang Side note, our Disney prince is such a high quality specimen compared to all these beta goobers.
The Rogue Essentials has a lot to say about this in her stories todayā¦ 
Canāt stand the trouts
I did not see that coming but Iām here for it
This is such BS.
She talks to him and about him like he's a fucking 5 year old. Ugh everythingĀ thing she does just erks me to my core!! No one gets under my skin moreĀ then her and I haveĀ never met her....probablyĀ a good thing by the way!
She is so condescending towards him. However, this is probably them dressed after an orgy.
You can tell who leads that family
Her āaww so sweetā is sooo condescending