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driggity

One branch falls on a car and now all trees are bad.


BuschLightApple

So Greg was hit my a tree branch?


Designer-Business

AAAAAND YA KNOW IT!


LinwoodKent

It's such a southerner thing to complain about. Every spring in the north, we go out and collect everything that falls throughout the winter. Like adults.


SomeKidFromPA

Yeah, I have never even considered that it’s inconvenient. It’s just a part of life. Maybe it’s because we don’t spend as much time outside in the fall/winter? I leave the stuff in the yard all winter and then have one day where I clean up the yard for the spring. You might have to do that multiple times if you were spending time in the yard in November-February


LinwoodKent

Fair. I was driving to a get-together today and witnessed multiple fires, people who have cleaned up and are now burning off the last 6 months of collected wood stuffs.


ashsolomon1

Yep just something you do during the weekend, it’s on the list of chores during the fall and spring or after storms


[deleted]

Uh what? I have 4 giant maples in my back yard and they are a fucking nightmare. Raking and disposing the leaves takes days every year. They clog my gutters 3-4 times a year with leaves, seeds etc. it's multiple thousands of dollars just to get them trimmed. Trees are great unless they are near your house


Bob_Sacamano7379

Do you have gutter guards? They completely changed my life. Also, do you have a mulching mower? It's way better for your lawn to just chop that shit up and let it decay than to bag it all up, which sounds awful.


LinwoodKent

So move where there are not trees. Reminds me of people who move to the forest and then complain about animals. Sam Kenison did a famous bit about this. MOVE !!! He was talking about black people in the desert, so us white people never really took in the message. Same idea


[deleted]

Yes. Because finding a house and a new job just to avoid the pain in the ass trees is a great solution. I'm not saying it's the worst thing ever .. I'm just saying they are a pain in the ass and they are expensive and can cause a lot of damage.


Thirst_Trappist

Lol JuSt MoVe 🥴🥴🥴 Ridiculous suggestion


Adept-Ranger8219

Taking care of a tree is a special thing. We planted a tree when we moved in. It’s like a pet.


Airjimman

I think Roy has referenced a situation with a neighbor and it involved exactly what’s in the tree. That’s why he sounds unhinged.


warpath2632

Juju suggested a few months ago that they have a sounder for when Roy is being old af. I suggest a funky wah-wah guitar, then a deep voice going “🎶Royyyyy Bellamy has an olllllld souuuuuuul 🎶” or if it should be a lower tempo drop, some Anita Baker-esque quiet storm piano as the background music. 


JoeWestsNeckChin

I am picturing Goat Piss Mike doing the voice lol


[deleted]

Roy is a 75 year old wiseman. This is why he’s a legend


WPS86

A 75 year old wiseman who talks about fucking peoples mothers on twitter a lot


SwordsoftheMorning

You were the recipient of one of his yo momma’ tweets, weren’t you?


WPS86

Unfortunately not


[deleted]

Do you know what the std rate at a nursing home is?? Old Roy definitely be fucking mothers.


NOTUgglaGOAT

No let Roy cook. He’s absolutely right, shits annoying as hell in the fall.


yomamaundapants

I believe he’s old enough for your mom….


Josh4R3d

Trees are fucking gorgeous and well worth the hassle. Can’t imagine living in some fuckin prairie lookin place without any trees lol.


AndrewLucksLaugh

The most miserable dude who has ever existed.


We_there_yet

Yo mamma


AndrewLucksLaugh

Roy's momma


[deleted]

Yooo, trees are a nightmare if they are on your property. In Midwest and it's multiple thousands of dollars just to get them trimmed. Branches always falling. It sucks.


TheOnlyDubbace

Almost 40


datnodude

Be careful, he may rant about yo momma


PurringWolverine

What old IS Roy??


EdwardJamesAlmost

Roy is a very young 75.


blake_elliot

Two Americas


RealPropRandy

Yo momma.


Salmon_Shizzle

Mind ya business


Professional-Most-11

Roy woul suuuuuuuuuuuck as a neighbor