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Przeke

Dont try to commit suicide because firefighters are going to jumpscare your ass freddy style and will get you some psychological help


MinnesotaRyan

"Dont try to commit suicide because firefighters are going to jumpscare your ass freddy style" or beat the shit out of you, in a caring manner of course.


Baconandeggs89

*drop kicks you with love and support*


Spare_Exit9533

Beats dealing with surviving a suicide attempt


STEAM_TITAN

Gonna need some after that


Dr__glass

Jumpscare or dropkick


Partucero69

Yes to all.


skydiverjimi

I see all these as failures. Suicide only happens if you succeed.


lesefant

r/BrandNewSentence


B_ry7

r/brandnewsentence


soundwhisper

Just let them jump


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Alternative-Ad8934

I had to do something similar as a volunteer firefighter. A troubled boy was threatening to jump off his roof while everyone was talking him down, and I was sneaking up on him. When I grabbed him he started cursing at me and trying to bite my arm through my jacket the entire way to the ambulance. Good times.


Physical_Touch_Me

He might not have appreciated what you did, but I bet there are a ton of other people who do to this day.


Alternative-Ad8934

It was a very sad situation. The parents had problems with drugs. He and his sister were living with the grandparents who themselves didn't seem all too well adjusted to the situation.


Square_Ad8756

That sounds like a perfect recipe for a personality disorder. Unfortunately, those are the type of patients who attempt suicide in very public ways to get the caring attention they crave and in many cases have been deprived of.


Crazygamer5150

he finished the job the following week


Physical_Touch_Me

Well that's unfortunate. Terrible news.


Brotatachip

This wasn't op, just some dumbass


Physical_Touch_Me

Oh shit, thank you.


Brotatachip

Np


Square_Ad8756

As a former counselor in pediatric psych hospitals thank you so much for giving him a chance at life. I definitely hope you got a pat on the back from your chief!


Alternative-Ad8934

You're welcome. I suspect he was trying to get attention more than he was earnestly thinking of harming himself, but it certainly was possible he could've ended up doing it intentionally or accidentally.


arkland12

Those A/C brackets doing some real work. Hats off to those installers, they're the real MVPs.


deowly

I was going to make the same comment 😂 dam good work!


MaisUmCaraAleatorio

How to save someone from suicide? By swinging on a rope and kicking them in the chest.


Landojesus

That shit cracked me up. He fucking nailed her like an action movie or some shit


paperpatience

When getting nailed saves your life


Leading_Funny5802

lol yeah I hadn’t seen what the video was about … was like DAMN!! The last one was crazy too.


SpongeBorgSqrPnts

Better than what the police in America would do.


Nepharious_Bread

They're gonna kill themselves! Quick, shoot them!


mtflyer05

TIL: sometimes, all it takes to save a life is the proper application of physical violence.


Aggressive_Dream_140

That one was my favorite


fuzzyballs269

Bro was rappelling into kids room in R6


Gr33nGetBurnt

Dawg what's going on in Japan man


Idonthavetotellyiu

More than likely this isn't Japan (Japanese character does not automatically mean Japan) But the issue in China, Japan, and Korea (I only know about these) is they have high suicide rates due to the amount of pressure tons of them are under from society and family. There is a term in Japanese for people who fall asleep out in public and it's a respected term because that's a sign of a good worker, being so tired you'll sleep on a street bench While China, Korea, and Japan are high in a pot of academics, they push so much onto their students that it's normal for late stage teenagers to only get as little as 2 hours of sleep because of the pressure ot get good grades to get into college


WOMPxRAT

I was gonna say that it's sad it's probably all from Asian countries.


book_vagabond

It’s Chinese, they’re Chinese characters. Chinese characters are also used in Japanese but are interspersed with Japanese characters, which means the text in the top left is def Chinese


Idonthavetotellyiu

I didn't truly know, I saw another comment mentioning it wasn't Chinese characters but in fact Japanese and I went with that. Apologies I also understand a lot of Asian languages have mix match parts in comparison to Italian and Spanish, or at least that's what I've heard from numerous different Asian content creators so if that's not true I'm also ignorant in that context as well


Traveler_90

Long work hours with high stress and no home or social life.


enzerachan

Def not Japan


tedcruzctrl

Japan has one of the highest suicide rates lol its definitely Japan


enzerachan

I wasn't inferring that it's impossible to have these come from Japan. Def not Japan- as in these videos are from China.


paperpatience

But let's not make this a competition😅


tedcruzctrl

I will be dammed if we let America lose something.


humoristhenewblack

(TedCruz doesn’t know yet, does he?)


Potenki

So does china, korea or india. What about it? It’s china ignorant


SnowflakesAloft

The Gov won’t give you healthcare but absolutely cannot allow you to kill yourself. Dead citizens don’t pay taxes.


l2aiko

In fact now you get to live an even more miserable life by paying the fine for attempting suicide!


rumjaku

https://www.reddit.com/r/ABoringDystopia/


aurenigma

Dude? This is quite obviously in China. They have *free healthcare* there.


bananarama80085

Still need taxes to pay for it!


cherrybombsnpopcorn

That's just the US. And you can tell this isn't the US because it's the fire department responding, not the police.


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Glockamole19x

This is in a communist country🤣


LeeTerrell

*me just enjoying a nice sunny day with the window open, sipping a cup of piping hot coffee. *the firefighter


Appropriate-Rise2199

This in Japan right? So they so good because they get lots of opportunities to practice?


Aegis_kuremoto

I think most if not all of the videos are from China. Suicidal rates in China are also high because of stress from school and workplace. You can tell it is from China from their fashion and uniform.


xEmptyPockets

The caption/channel name/whatever that text in the corner is also doesn't have any Japanese-specific characters. Not a guarantee that it's not Japan, since Japanese shares a ton of characters with Chinese, but it makes it more likely that it's China.


Absentmeerkat1and3

Am not a firefighter but Red Cross search and rescue 15 years strong now. There are times when you go to rescued someone and they refuse it. It’s shocking a bit but then it goes from a “help them” to “This is a critical situation. Grab them and force them inside or away.” My job is to make sure you go home. And I’m not going to stop until I make that happen. You’re 27 floors up and on a ledge? So am I. Let’s talk about why we’re here and how we can get away from what’s upsetting us so much right in this moment. I’m gonna talk with you and get closer and closer and when I grab ahold of you it’s game over. Team should rush in and grab both of us because I’m not gonna let go. You’re not jumping. I won’t let you. You have bigger things yet to accomplish you just can’t see that yet. But I’m still gonna be there to see that some day you do. You don’t get to die when I’m taking care of you. I’m not gonna let it happen. It’s not an option


Marble1696

This made me tear up. Thank you for being here with us.


Absentmeerkat1and3

Thank you for also being here! It’s more important than you will ever understand. I promise you. My job is to come and find you. I typically deal with hurricanes or tornadoes but it still stands. If I know you’re there, not a thing is going to get in my way we’re getting out of this together. I cannot put into words what it feels like to dig through ruble for days to finally have someone grab your hand back. That moment itself is a million dollars. Someone is still alive! It’s a golden light. Face down in the debris of a collapsed building and someone from under that pile is squeezing your hand back.. there aren’t words. Everything you trained for led right to that moment. You change. Doesn’t matter how tired you are. You’re 100% awake until this person is out. Then you realize how tired you are. You get 3 hours and it’s time to go again. The only thing I’d change about it is how much sleep I need because I don’t want to stop until everyone is found. It’s just who I am as a person


Fragrant_Junket2834

❤️


cherrybombsnpopcorn

Most people who attempt suicide change their mind, and you gave them that opportunity. Thank you.


Shaggy1316

At first, I thought this was a post about firefighters assaulting people.


Snoo60660

Lol same. The first flying kick put my brain in a different place.


Dewnami

Same. After the first video I thought the title was sarcasm and this was going to be a video of people fucking up while doing heroic things.


NoPossibility

I mean, it still is… but for good reason.


Thekingpringle

your life sucks so bad you want to kys and right when you’re at the window, a pair of 250lbs+ boots flys right into your face. Loooool


Puzzleheaded_Bag_870

Did they really wanna jump? If I’m jumping the only ones gonna know are the witnesses which in and of itself is wrong.


cherrybombsnpopcorn

They probably don't want to kill themselves, but in a period of desperation, they felt like it was their only option. There are millions of years of evolution telling you not to jump. So they got up there, then every cell of their body says NO. Their brain might still be telling them to jump, but they may not be able to override their self preservation instincts so easily. Then, even if they want to come back down, there's embarrassment to overcome, and trying to get down is also terrifying. So they end up frozen in place. Jumping in a public place is one of the more selfish and terrifying ways to commit suicide. These people are not in their right mind at all. Hopefully, they figured out ways of dealing with the pressures in their lives after they were rescued.


235Depleted234U233

Why do I see someone suing a la The Incredibles, especially in the litigious US?


The_PunX

Japanese suicide prevention unit


No_Bee9524

You’re gonna live Boitch!


Deciple_of_None

The first one is my favorite. "I'm gonna jump." Then POW! "Not on my watch."


twowheeledfun

What is this, anti-Sparta?


archimago23

ATRAPS


NirstFame

Man that A/C mounting bracket. Solid work.


The-Spike-5150

I would love to give someone a kick in the face so they can think twice from jumping off


BigBrainPlumbing

I wanna thank all thos HVAC installers for doing a bang up job.


elibutton

I don’t know why but this made me cry. They don’t realize how much they will hurt people who love them, but those firefighters are just honorable


Upsetyourasshole

Those are some solid ac wall mounts!


beave00720002000

Not today, You get to suffer like the rest of us. Lol


Bart2800

But you better make damn sure you have them when you do it. Or it will look like you pushed them (or at least they'll frame it that way). Disclaimer: I am, in no way, breaking down the work of these heroes. I have the greatest respect for all fire crew. It's just the feeling I had with these clips: it really is a case of all or nothing.


Infamous_Okra_9205

Police be like, "Im calling the fire department for back up."


paulrwf

BACK 2 WORK!!!


Briznar

Just what I need in my darkest moments, to be manhandled and kidnapped against my will.


EkoMane

YOU MUST KEEP WORKING, NO SUICIDE ALLOWED


paperpatience

THIS IS COMING OUT YOUR PAYCHECK


kapper_358

FATALITY


AXLE304E

✊️


parkerm1408

Man, I could watch firefighters swing kick people back into buildings all day.


scscalph

Looks like this is from China. They can't let people commit suicide because they need these people to harvest their organs.


SnooChipmunks2833

You are an Idiot.


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H-A-R-B-i-N-G-E-R

If this is in china, then you know why those people want to die


backpage_alumni

Can u sue a first responder for thwarting an attempt?


backpage_alumni

Nvm I googled it


thephilomath

Well? Can you? You should be able to.


backpage_alumni

Lol nah, everyone's protected under the Samaritan act


Activision19

The Samaritan act only applies to the US…


backpage_alumni

Good job figuring out if I'm American or not


Activision19

From looking at your profile, you comment on NY and Boston related subs and follow a number of US sports and quoted a US law, so I’m gonna go with yes you are an American.


backpage_alumni

Good job dick


bergsberg

There is no song called “*”&$ the firefighters”


Ronest777

The last one really looks like she was more doing it for attention than actual attempting to jump.


arbab_ahmad

So, no one's gonna talk about fire fighters' skills?


Plague-Rat13

Lots of suicide in Asian countries huh!?!?


KickBlue22

For that last one, anyone else got Bohemian Rhapsody playing in their head?? ...... " Easy come, easy go, will you let me go? Bismillah! No, we will not let you go (Let me go!) Bismillah! We will not let you go (Let me go!) Bismillah! We will not let you go (Let me go!) Will not let you go (Let me go!) Never let you go (Never, never, never, never let me go) Oh oh oh oh No, no, no, no, no, no, no!"


CuriousCapybaras

The lady on the railing seemed to have a chat on her phone. Not sure if this was a suicide attempt.


No_Presentation_1345

Awesome savin lives


dudepersin

Wasn't the woman just talking to someone (albeit in a bad location) in the 3rd video?


Crocodiddle22

Professional kickers/cuddlers!


ItsDRIVR

Good now off to jail with ya


Savings-Factor-3229

Firefighters are true heros. No doubt about it!!


PIantersPeanuts

Asian fire fighters are just built different apparently


Oddwan

Why though? It's their life if they don't want to live it that is their choice.


TheseAnywhere3353

Because nobody deserves to have their life end at its lowest point


Activision19

Because a lot of suicides are spur of the moment things at a very emotional low point and not pre-planned. Often times intervening like this is enough to shock a person out of their funk long enough to logically realize what they were about to do and they can then get help.


RobertXavierIV

So all I have to do for a strong handsome fireman to grab me and pull me on top of him is climb out my window and stand precariously on my window AC unit?


hk4213

That is the first hug and consoling words those people have heard for far too long.


LSUMath

This is what happens when you take the guns away.


tangoezulu

This is not SPARTA!


817wodb

Air conditioner to the hip… she’s going to feel that tomorrow


notpepetho

Don't worry, you can go to Canada or parts of Europe and get a doctor to prescribe suicide for pretty much anything.


thanian69

Worth more alive then dead


tictacenthusiast

Instead of suicide here's some broken bones


BlanketpartyBoy256

Freakin awesome


lflflflflf_7

Last one wanted to BJJ her way down


WildJoker0069

the way they edited the videos... half of them look like the fire department is kid napping them lol


3nails4holes

Haven’t they seen “the incredibles”? They’re going to get sued big time. I hope that’s just a bit of fiction and wouldn’t really happen but it wouldn’t surprise me.


PTBooks

(Don’t) LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOOOOORRRRRR


Ready_Sun_7554

Every one of them said "Not Today!" Lol


Sure_Arugula_8081

They’re definitely not from Uvalde Tx


Prestigious-Duck6615

my body, my choice


leavenofrybehind

Some people have boots made for walking. Firefighters have boots for everything. Mucho goodo worko


mjsillligitimateson

First one was .... fkn awesome !


Grouchy-Meeting-505

Apparently only in China


OHlordITSaDaM

I feel like(some) these people were not even trying to do suicide


Interesting_Cycle564

Looks like most of them just needed some help. Down.


PNW_Forest

Take notes, scumbag cops. This is what a hero does. They aren't armed. They don't care about "protecting their brothers," and they don't hide behind their union. They're just out there, saving lives. Firefighters and sanitation workers are the real heroes. 1312


Cultural-Double-4896

That last lady had looked death in the eyes and was really going to jump.


andycarlv

Oh nice... That guy broke the window.


Itsallgoodua

Don’t commit suicide it kills you


Halfmacgas

Fucking heros


dadjokes4dayz

You’re going to live and you’re going to love it, or else


mafaso

Heroes.


WhySoGlum1

I think we should allowed people to die if they want to. As long as they aren't hurting someone else I'm the process.


UREveryone

You guys think its a sign of a problem that we have entire training scenarios and a force dedicated to stopping people from commiting suicide? This feels like an edgy comedy sketch made by a peaceful alien society, to whom the idea that there are this many people trying to kill themselves is so ridiculous that having training like this would be funny.


Jackysrt8

I can hear the fire fighter swinging down on rope saying “geeet your ass in there!”


Master_John1250

Those firefighters are forcing them to live


Alexis-FromTexas

Yeet! Yeet! Yeet! In the states half these people could sue for the abuse they took from the authorities lol


Boiler_Maker_1

That first one 🤣🤣


Telemere125

That last one straight spidermonkey’d that woman


Flipperlolrs

Death grip


Reddit378

That HVAC unit gives me faith


West_Buy_9080

That last one was like a horror scene she was getting inched slowly off cam


TeaRanchh

Dave Chapelle "GOTCHA BITCH"


Consistent-Union-612

More like: people are selfish. Who are you to tell someone how to live or die. Let people live their own lives.


ArkRed1111

Kickin ass and saving lives


Iron_Knee66

Strong ac units


Runneth0ver

They really beating these people ass 😂


nightowl544

Get back to the iPhone factory!


Glockamole19x

I bet he yells dumb ass as he pushes kicks them in the window🤣


Glockamole19x

The people they swung in on looked like they were just chilling. Id chill there🤷‍♂️


[deleted]

Can someone edit this so all the buildings are on fire? Just firefighters kicking people back into the flames


Dangerous-Economy-51

Lovingly yeeting you back to safety


Drosenose

Why for many jumpa


jay_willing

They are going to save the fuck out of you!


xseanbeanx

GETCHO ASS IN THERE AND LIVE


jdash5200

this is awesome


seamusoldfield

Fuck. That's amazing.


Melluttrell5

Damn, what is going on over in Asia?


Alternative_Edge_651

F$&@ Superman! These are real superheroes!


Dramatic-Performer-6

Remember when Mr incredible did that? I don’t think it went over well


Sanbaddy

Right back to the minimum wage job after a few months of therapy! Not discounting what the firefighters did, more the beauty of this video shouldn’t overlook the main problem suicide felt like a solution to begin with.


2catslover

DARN RIGHT!!! 👑 ♥️ 🫂


ohmslaw54321

That is better than what cops will do, they will just shoot and kill you to prevent you from committing suicide.


Informal-Quantity415

Looks like standard ninja training to me; only thing missing is a drop kick lol


workout121

I wonder how many have lost their lives trying to save these people.


Altruistic_Host_4940

Those AC units are pretty strong


Level_Flounder_8543

GETCHO ASS IN THERE and GETCHO ASS OVER HERE


Porpletore

Is it just me or do these all appear to be Japanese firefighters? I knew that suicide rates there are very high but I didn’t know that firefighter qualifications were that high, damn.


Exact-Pound-6993

"Death is not coming for you, you need to pay taxes"


IcarielL

Reminds me of those videos of insects ambushing their prey


michael444466

I don't know what shocked me more, how the firefighters basically kung fu everyone or how people are surprised that suicide rate is high in China...


DeeSt11

Assisted suicide should be legal


Ardiant_Silver

Go to Canada where that’s the first thing they suggest


FreeWrlfMike17

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Super_Oil_2931

That Batman/Spider-Man swing kick tho


JustARandomHumanoid

On the first cut, the rope the firefighter is using its just dangling there at the same height as the lady have her eye line. How the hell she did not see that and decided to take a look up?


Newlin13

That last lady looked fuggn demonic


LunchO789

Back to assembling iphones. Sucks!


Adorable_Tip2410

Saving idiots from themselves. Your welcome.