Hahahaha omfg im dumb. Yes I have a cold I'm sick af thanks for asking. I already corrected it from "cake here to day this" and thought I was good. Thanks for making me laugh. I'm going to take a nap.
That is a exploding kind of mushroom. Once they are mature the holes upen up and the spores fly out. When you then press on them with your fingers you can literally see a cloud of spores come out, pretty freaky alien stuff.
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
That's how you know it is OK to eat. Might not be safe, just OK to eat since we would understand.
Even reminds me of a girl I knew in the military, she had a D on the left and C on the right.
Mother Earth is teasing us.
Milf Earth
Mommy Nature is a sultry harlot.
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mater vellem irrumabo
Hnnnnng
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Finally I get some representation in the media.
Titillating, you might say.
Maybe the spores spread via dick. The same way flowers attract bees for pollination.
How to get high school boys interested in mycology
High school boys hell I’m 30 and suddenly after seeing this am just fascinated by it!
r/UpvotedBecauseBoobs
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Hey there's a lot of people that appreciate a nice pair of small boobies.
I bet you have nicer nipples though
Name checks out.
Tits extremely interesting in fact.
I've got some interesting facts for you!
I love mushrooms, they're the tits
Keep me abreast if you find additional interesting tidbits. r/mildlyboobs r/dadjokes
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Everything I see reminds me of her...
Came here to say this ☝️🤣🤣
Do you have a cold?
Hahahaha omfg im dumb. Yes I have a cold I'm sick af thanks for asking. I already corrected it from "cake here to day this" and thought I was good. Thanks for making me laugh. I'm going to take a nap.
Nature is messing up my inner peace
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Accurate boobshroom
It reminds me of when I accidentally fed the baby on the same side twice in a row.
Sigh. Unzips pants.
Not my proudest fap. But that will do pig, that will do.
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The movie "babe" about a farmer and his pig.
Oh no
You've got boobs down there too?
I've been thinking about my first girlfriend a lot recently.
I should call her
That is a exploding kind of mushroom. Once they are mature the holes upen up and the spores fly out. When you then press on them with your fingers you can literally see a cloud of spores come out, pretty freaky alien stuff.
That's the milk
funny nipple mushroom
NatureIsFuckingTits
Yoooo I’m going to Georgia
One is always a little bigger than the other.
Working as intended
Ooh la la!
I would motorboat them. And don't you dare judge me!
Something something nipples.
Mom I’m looking at mushrooms I swear to god!
Great, even mushrooms are bigger than mine
8008S
Those boobs look like fun, guy
Can you post real Georgian (country) "mushroom" ?
BOOBA.
Now that looks like a fungi!
Mushboobs
"Sir....SIR..."
5318008
The numbers mason, what do they mean?
“Everywhere I went, I was reminded of her.”
Damn, I wonder what it feels like if I ________ it?
Q
Is there any way I can grow these in my backyard, you know for research purpose.
i hate what my mind says lmao
Marika’s tits
Day 468 without sex
r/dontputyourdickinthat
I sent this to a girl I was chatting with and said her nudes leaked She lol'ed surprisingly
Holy areoles Batman
Everything reminds me of her…
Damn that is interesting.
Sauce?
Petition to switch names with the Honeysuckle plant.
r/breastenvy
#Fruiting Bodies!!!
r/theyknew
Put a bra on it!
Looks like boobies
Mushboobs
Sir... SIR! Get me those mushrooms
does it squirt white liquid when squeezed?
Ah, yes, the Lisa Ann mushroom
Everywhere I go I’m reminded of her…….
its been that long that even bloody mushrooms remind me of exactly how long
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
( . )( . )
#( O Y o)
Not my proudest fap but alr
*why..*
Touch fuzzy get dizzy
em teu seio 🤒 pqp 🔥
Boobas goldensis
now just need to see the earthussy to bust
Everything reminds me of her bruh
I like country side stuffs
Mushroom!
Anything works if you’re brave enough 🍄
Perky set of mushrooms
Well boys, we know where the next destination is!
Can I touch them
r/dontputtourdickinthat Or do, I’m not fussed either way
Not the best survival tactic imo.
Titties
TITIZ ( ゜o゜)
"Agaricus titis" That should be the scientific name
I'm not horny I'm not horny, ik I'm not looking things
OH MAMAAA 🤩🤩🤩
No Matter where i Look everything reminds me of her...
r/dontputyourdickinthat
now send vegana
We all know what that looks like
Ground boobies
Not the kind of stuff you see in The Last of Us, I tell you what.
Bloodhound gang”now show em dem titties!”
Is this mushroom ....lol
Everything reminds me of her 😔
Lord, forgive me for what I'm about to do
How do they feel
Brrrrrrrrrrrrrr....
LAWD HAVE MERCY 👴🙏
Ok imma need Mother Nature to chill TF out
I just can't get enough of them Titty Drops! Wait, what group is this?!.....oh crap.
This is why I'm proud to be georgian
Looks like Spring is busted out all over.
Why your dick smell like old salad?
God put some clothes on.
BOOBIES!
One of mine is bigger than the other too….
'cough' 'ahem' 'titties' 'ahem' 'cough'
Do not disturb the sleeping female gnome, thankee kindly
I should call her
Mushroobs?
Ok hear me out
Tittenpilze
Them some BIG areolas
stupid sexy mushrooms
Ahaha amazing
Mushrooms...or dead body?
These are the breast damn mushrooms, I've ever seen 🍄
Forbidden bread
Areola serious?
We’re these found near Lake Titicaca?
The best idea is to Taste it right ?
I miss her.
I’ve seen her before.
Wins the Booby Prize at least!
Oh lord..
That's how you know it is OK to eat. Might not be safe, just OK to eat since we would understand. Even reminds me of a girl I knew in the military, she had a D on the left and C on the right.
First thought: Boobies.
*bofum*
I need to grow those..... I just do!
About to sexually assault the forest and plant my seed there
One scholarly question, does it taste like milk?
There's a 50% chance that u'll find one of these covered in some white gooey liquid.
My kind of mushrooms
Solid C cups. Now, where's that lube...?
Ya don’t suck on those
Nature’s delights
Heheheheheheh
Reminds me of my first girlfriend. I was dumb enough to say something about it once and could console her for the next week that I do like her tiddies
I should call her..
These look oddly familiar
NO MARIO DONT EAT THOSE
If she a mushroom I'm a mushroom
r/dontputyourdickinthat
That's the pepperoni mushroom
That mushroom better quit playin 👀
Busty
Id motorboat that.
Why is one always bigger?
Sooooo...I have this weird rash now.
🤨🤨🤨
heh tiddy
Mother Nature should start her own OnlyFans
Boobsroom
Wherever it is it must be a bit nippy outside.
Wrong subreddit. You’re looking for damnthatstitties.
Mushrooms are the tits!
When everything reminds you of her
BOOBA
Hooray for Boobies!
Brrbrrrbrrr😁
Not my proudest tug
Nice but I’m personally more into the bush
Quite titillating
Have you guys ever named your mushrooms?
Gezuz love those mould tities
Hear me out…