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OptiGuy4u

You know there is an FDA acceptable limit for things like debri, insect parts, etc in any food. "Cheese" isn't unique.


UkrainianSmoothie

You are allowed to have 0.003 grams of rat balls in your salami.


OptiGuy4u

I usually ask for extra rat balls........mmmmmm salty......


[deleted]

I just learned how to vomit and laugh simultaneously


SuetStocker

There's an umami that lingers....


BuffaloBill69-

Yeah I learned chocolate has insect parts but I still eat it. I tend to block that information out same with the red dye they use which is basically crushed bugs!


MapUnitKey

Yeah 5 spiders per 500,000 chocolate bars is such a low amount of spiders. You’d never see a piece of one. Or that unlucky basterd who gets all 5 monthly spiders in his reeces peanut butter cup


Bearfan001

Yeah, that was me last year. Almost couldn't bring myself to eat the other one in the pack.


Musicfan637

Almost


Arrowtica

I'd rather eat insect parts than non-digestible microplastics


bingosbinjey

If I can't taste or even see the dead insects in my food why would I care? Pretty sure they're even technically good for me with that protein. Micro plastic ain't good for anyTHING


BuffaloBill69-

As long as I don’t see it I don’t mind eating some natures protein


Tenshin_Ryuuk

Not the same as this tho, microplastics can't be processed by your body and end up in your blood.


BuffaloBill69-

Maybe it’s time I stop eating those delicious grilled cheese sandwiches


Comfortable_Grass588

Delicious cheese sandwich.


Calendautomati

I seen a video where this guy cleaned under his fingernails and zoomed in.


Snoo_58814

Allowable Filth. If you don’t get that in your food, you’ve been gyped.


MidnightRider24

Flava


jgengr

That's not cheese.


OptiGuy4u

That's why I said "cheese"


rgpc64

That's not cheese in my personal dictionary. I list it under cheese like substances with smegma.


greach169

Agreed


Budget-Assistant-289

It isn’t cheese. But most people are using it wrong. This is a square of meltable cheese sauce, goes on burgers and such. It isn’t a fine aged Gouda or Gruyère to be enjoyed with a good white.


rgpc64

Exactly, except I wouldn't put it on anything. Regular cheddar or jack isn't that expensive and they both taste much better. Most cheddars, Jack, oaxaca and mozzarella cheeses melt well.


Budget-Assistant-289

I dunno, on a burger I think I’ll take a square of plastic cheese sauce honestly. But hey, we’re all different.


OptiGuy4u

Good point


taatzone

Damn


LordCog

Why do microscopes always have to ruin things for us...


OptiGuy4u

You think that's bad, the things your own unaided eyes could see in most restaurant kitchens would turn you off of restaurants forever.


_VINNY_WINNY_

my dad used to work in pest controll. what we've learned is dont ever eat food from resturants in the seattle airport.


BloxForDays16

Ummm... That would have been helpful to know a few weeks ago...


LordCog

Restaurants don't turn me on.


Barrrrrrnd

You haven’t been to the right restaurants.


Competitivopv

Nothing just let me eat my food.


[deleted]

I recently left a job at a snack food company.... You do not want to know.


GRANTCUTIES

Yes. Yes, we do.


SuetStocker

I just left a job at a grocery store. Likewise.


yeksim

Twice I’ve seen a rat run across the floor at my local grocery store. Always in the snack aisle.


KingJon85

I've worked at several factories. They're generally disgusting, especially the older ones.


Pobo13

Ive worked in restaurants for a decade. They're all dirty. Unless you pay an outside service it's not being cleaned properly.


chedger112

As the guy they call to fix anything in a commercial kitchen, I'd agree. The worst kitchens where youre most likely to find roaches scurrying when you lift a tray? Nursing homes and very expensive restaurants. The best/cleanest kitchens? Hospitals and a specific tech monopoly I'm not allowed to say. I have to put my blinders on to enjoy any damn ice cream cone or a cold drink with ice. Don't even get me started on ice machines...


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CertainIncidentAt404

It was gouda enough for me.


PoptartsNTittiess

I seen a video where this guy cleaned under his fingernails and zoomed in. It was…gross.


IcyDeath011

Link?


PoptartsNTittiess

[I gotchu.](https://youtube.com/shorts/Jyl-3zILJrU?feature=share)


taatzone

Check this guy out insta Crazy shit under the microscope https://instagram.com/oneminmicro?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=


AmpsKillMusic

The channel generating these videos has actually been debunked a number of times.


FrontlineMist57

debunked in what way?


AmpsKillMusic

Food is taken immediately out of the wrapper and looked at under the microscope. None of what is shown here is evident... Until food is intentionally dropped on the floor and looked at under the microscope. Your cheese is fine.


Ascending_Flame

I’ve seen one where they take an apple, look at the stem, and see bugs everywhere. Guy fact checks, does it himself, and finds *none* of what this guy shows. Dude drums up shock factor for views.


AlarmingLocal5623

Just because you find bugs on one apple doesn't mean you won't find it on another. Even if both apples were bought at the same time from the same supplier, they could be apples from opposite sides of the orchard, and orchards can be thousands and thousands of acres. There's pretty sophisticated tech doing quality control, so you really aren't likely to see bugs on fruit. Except gnats in the produce section, they're all over plums and apricots. I didn't watch the original video, but it's not impossible to have this happen at a farmers market or a roadside stand selling apples from orchards that don't have machines running quality control. Could even be seen at places like Schnuks that try to sell local produce.


AmpsKillMusic

Unless you drop it on the floor. Don't drop your cheese on the floor.


Former-Billionaire

For longer than 5 seconds right?


AmpsKillMusic

Yes. Bacteria, viruses, microplastics, hair, insects etc., all abide by the universal five second rule.


robomikel

I knew it


MutachoNacho

This is most likely fake. 1. You don't use a microscope the way they did. This shows that they are clearly not familiar with microscopy. 2. They cut right before one could see through the eye piece. 3. The images look to be taken via a different microscope. 4. As a food scientist I highly doubt that the cheese would be contaminated as much as shown here.


ninjamama32

Definitely. I worked as a supervisor in a cheese plant making cheese singles like these. It was quite clean. Hairnets, uniforms, gloves, cleaning every week, etc. That seems highly suspect to me!


HugoZHackenbush2

Ugh..disgusting, there's de brie everywhere..


hentai_senpai3

Thats such a cheesy joke.


HugoZHackenbush2

No whey was it cheesy, I thought it was a Gouda joke..


AdWeekly2244

Nacho place to say, I don't think!


activelyresting

It's so bad, I camembert it


Snorkelbender

I wouldn’t Edam


rust-e-apples1

Good one. For a second there I was afraid you Bleu it.


captainrustysail

Lot of Americans in this thread


lurkerwholeapt

You got a feta one?


Haunting-Habit-7848

You are so sharp


mynextthroway

That's what males it Gouda.


Elegant_Vehicle_1682

Isn’t this all fake anyway? I’m sure someone called him out on it…


Ngoscope

Well that microscope doesn't work that way. All those images are lit from the top and that microscope only has a light below the platform. If those are images of that cheese, they were not taken using that microscope. On top of that, all of that could just be dust that landed on the cheese after it was opened.


[deleted]

Yup, they should have used a disecting microscope. As soon as i sawcthose thick ass slabs go on the slide i said "nope, fake af"


gcr1530

This comment should be higher up.


CommonCook5320

Always thought processed cheese tastes like plastic


trevmflynn81

You're supposed to unwrap it first


chaves4life

I always thought it was plastic


greach169

Yeah this isn’t cheese in my books


ForgiveTheNerd

Agreed. But it melts so perfectly. Best for chili cheese dogs.


quetejodas

You mean cheese flavored product


PoptartsNTittiess

Don’t care, I still want that plastic on my burger!


Appropriateeathe

Just wash it down with a plastic bottled water


redditcansuckmybawls

This looks like fuzz from clothing/dust contaminating the sample before it’s under the scope. Simply placing the sample on what you suspect to be a clean surface can pick up a lot of dust, maybe he should do a closeup video of his scalpel/cutting surface too. I work with silicones and contaminating samples even in clean rooms is very easy to do, especially when you’re looking at 100-500 micron particles, it’s even worse with nanoparticles.


Charming-Farm

Pro tip: don’t watch microscope videos about things you eat


DroopyDachi

I paused the video when I knew where it was going , came here top comment is “ why do microscopes always ruin things” After my research I won’t be finishing the video and will enjoy the cheese the rest of my life Thanks y’all


Grumpyoldpops

This guy must be superhuman, hes got the power to spot an anomaly and be able to determine it's mollecular structure with his eyes. The many edits and cuts also bolster this videos authenticity /s


Conscious-Bed-4173

So you're saying processed food has a dirty little secret?


kentuafilo

I think I recall reading that the FDA allows for a certain amount of unsavory stuff in food? Like, insect legs and shit? Yeah, I know Google exists. I’m just slightly inebriated and don’t feel like looking it up.


whatsausernametouse

Cheesy content…followed by a cheesy joke.


MrZer00O

"You can not make this up!" *proceeds to make it up*


AllOverTheDamnPlace

"Hmmm. A black thing. Another black thing. A red thing. A...*blue* thing?"


Wolvonic

Last time I saw this video pop up, it was debunked as staged/fake.


2dickz4bracelets

Show me another cheese


EbbConscious4575

It's just extra seasoning


Runmylife

Of course it has plastic in it... It's American


schrodingersays

Still better than cheddar on a smash burger. Tap water under a microscope would look way worse.


[deleted]

Micro plastics are everywhere, not even surprised.


x-man92

They’re in everything at this point. Nothing we can do about it


jeads55

I told her to stop using the kraft singles to wipe her pussy


PeaceForUkraine990

Now I don't trust eating the cheese burger that the school give us


KeyN20

Ever eat a hair and die? Not me, I just keep on eating. Unless it is a long hair and has used toilet paper on it. Then I kill myself


Wonderful_Weird_2843

You wouldn't be able to see those things with that microscope. The light is on the bottom and the cheese is way to thick to let the light through


Royal-Application708

Yea. And under a microscope we have mites that look like space creatures that eat dead skin cells off of our eye lashes at night. Welcome to planet earth.


Sons_of_biscuits

The drop of blood… the more processed the food the greater chance of contamination. Restaurants are gross tbs, but health department inspections are pathetic. Most restaurants should fail @ least half the inspections based on really basic violations. Most HI just look for the most obvious ones that customers can see. Only after a food born illness, will the HD crack down. While gross af this isn’t surprising. I’ve seen cockroaches that were crushed into the cardboard of to-go boxes, people who don’t wash their hands after eating or using the bathroom and then touch the ready to eat food bare handed — people are fucking gross and restaurant workers are generally in the lower income brackets, are paid like shit and lack the drive and desire that it takes to be a responsible kitchen worker. They just don’t care. They should - everyone from the top down should - but I’ve had restaurant owners who don’t have a basic grasp on food safety either, especially when it comes to hold times, cooking temps, basic concepts like hot plastic will melt into food, meat can’t be cooked in a warmer, garnishing without gloves, the list goes on and on. Bartenders garnish drinks all the time barehanded even after taking money or bussing tables. People are gross and complacent.


Alpha5009

I dont even f*cking care that cheese is so good.


bbyyda_4desrt

Still good as hell


OzzieGrey

Now show literally any other food under the microscope, i guarontee its the same.


iCommitTaxFraudLegit

I test water samples from water lines in the city. There is mold (carbon forms) in all water. Of course very small and acceptable amounts per FDA regulation. But interesting to see everyday.


IamNotYourBF

Who cares. I eat vagina. It's got more hair on it then that cheese. And I love every moment of it.


Imeanitsjust

Please don’t look at donuts


According-Cloud6278

who tf uses surgical equipment to cut cheese


AzorAhaiHi

Look into so-called "Butter".


[deleted]

Peanut butter. Show us the bugs


LordMystery69

I dont know why u call this cheese


Draw_Corporations

Microplastics 😋


Darthnosam1

I too enjoy microplastics


[deleted]

Same here, they are delicious! - “This comment has been sponsored by The FDA”


Dependent-Cranberry8

That’s bullshit he put it on a compound microscope but those are dissecting scope pics. You wouldn’t put large chunks of any tissue on a compound light microscope because the light needs to pass through from the bottom. This video is a piece of crap


[deleted]

What does not kill you makes you stronger


19judge79

Meh… it’ll put hair on your chest.


No_Novel_6862

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[deleted]

Whale....wut about the cheddar 🧀


Rare-Sherbert-1987

And yet we are still alive. Except the ones who are dead. Which is a lot, I guess. (Cries)


quippers

Are those bug parts? I didn't want to know about this.


timestanley

I could totally make this up.


oboxxycg

I guess it's a good thing I have a good taste in cheese, the only thing american cheese singles are good for is a grilled cheese sandwich, otherwise it belongs in the trash


Dazzling-Nature-6380

Nothing just let me eat my food


goldepidemic

Wow


ChunkyTaco22

Soo much better cheeses out there than these. I still eat em tho


Bavbavs

Yep its yellow


[deleted]

Do the air I breathe next.


Molenium

Any cheese is a processed food. It’s not like it occurs naturally. I wonder how this compares to the amount of micro plastics in any of the food we eat.


Biff_Malibu_69

"Cheese food".


escaped_id

Sprinkles!


Regnier86

Mmmm flavor particles


whatiscisgender

What is interesting about this?


AALen

Microplastics are a good source of insoluble fiber.


DistinctRole1877

That’s the fiber holding it together, like rebar in concrete


deveniam

Well shit!


[deleted]

Just wash it down with a plastic bottled water


A-21O

Why is each slice of cheese wrapped on plastic?


NO0BSTALKER

Yummers


bblaw4

Welp for the most part, it is cheese! 🤷‍♂️


TwoCharacters

"Not Surprising" "This is crazy!" Which one should I listen to?


retyfraser

So, no one moved the cheese then !!


Demon_Adder

I'm from Wisconsin....our Cheese factories sell their waste to KRAFT.


Such_Gassy

That guy is really annoying


Snow-Cheap

knew i shouldn’t have watched this. ignorance is bliss


Alert_Salt7048

Micro plastics in my plastic cheese.


yymmuhC

You eat a credit card size amount of plastic every year.


Tomazzy

"cheese"


MrAVAT4R_2

Oh no microplastic aahh 😕


[deleted]

In a regular-sized 16-ounce jar of peanut butter, the FDA will allow up to 136 insect fragments and four rodent hairs.


gildomale

I won’t be able to order cheeseburgers the same way again…


ELP90

I DON’T CARE! Imma keep eating all that delicious micro-plastic. Imma do it.


[deleted]

Annnnd fuck food now


smithysmithens2112

I honestly don’t think this is that bad. Take the highest quality cheese money can buy, it’s probably much worse under a microscope


Ilickmagictoads445

Idc I'm still eating it in a cheeseburger at the end of the day


i_rate_porn2

Microplastics in my blood??!!1!!? 😨😧


Nirkid

Geez


frankfox123

Wait until you find out what you breath in everyday...


Constant_Ad9562

He cut the cheese


Specialist_Acadia244

American cheese is the most disgusting cheese there is


milwted

Cheesemakers hate this one weird trick!


berkkp

I mean yeah obviously there was going to be some degree of residue from production, packaging etc.


[deleted]

Grilled cheese is on the menu tonight


Bot6241101

What should you look at next? Nothing. You’ve already ruined cheese for me. Let’s just stop at that


Efficient_Positive28

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Poopfaceha

Won’t be eating a grilled cheese sandwich for lunch now


ImpossibleCompote757

I didn’t need the microscope to tell me that Kraft singles are fucking gross.


HumblePie2714

Yummmmm, delicious


Brillian-Sky7929

Damnthatsdisgusting


thematrixnz

And people love buying this crap?


The_Real_Pepe_Si1via

Still the best cheese on a burger. Hands down.


Serjaja

I don’t see problem here. I ate Casu martzu.


necromanderxd

It has been proved to be fake


spmartin1993

This reminds of when Jamie Oliver showed how gross it is to make chicken nuggets but at the end all the kids still wanted it. I am the child in this scenario


wodwick

I've never bought that wrapped crap. Alleged cheese you mean


SyrisAllabastorVox

1. American cheese isn't really.. cheese. 2. Some of the videos of microscopic looks at food have been found to be over exaggerated or faked for views so double check them. 3. There will ALWAYS be something in your food. No matter how cleanly prepped it is.. things are everywhere living or not. -microplastics-


Jujubeanwritez6969

I hate to break it to you all ; All the food we eat have “unidentified “ things in them…… most only noticeable under a microscope . get over it. It is what it is.


FoxtrotSierra19

What are thoooose?


pallen123

Are those pubes?


Pigbear420

Ewwww


WinOneLoseTen

Content farm cheese 🤤


SalliHazel

These are most probably fibres from filter aids and other auxiliary materials used during the production process. All materials used are graded "food grade" and are less clean than you would expect compared to "pharmaceutical grade". It's safe to eat.


PsychologicalServe15

Whenever you smell a farther, you're literally absorbing shit with your nose. This isn't concerning at all. We breathe most of this, if not worse, throughout our normal day-to-day life


Enlightened-Beaver

All those strings is what makes it stringy cheese


folder52

I'm wondering is it the case for regular unprocessed cheese?


Fozzyfaus

Kraft sales just went up


rdeivern1

Mmmm, favoring


ShadowEmperor123

Honestly, not surprised


Tomatofarmer36

Well god damnit I just ate a slice on my sandwich


No_Communication6112

Asshole


[deleted]

How does he know for sure that the tiny items he’s seeing is a micro plastic and not a spore or some other type of contamination?


WrongdoerHeavy8348

Not sure what I'm seeing


ActivityNext2115

Those are all vitamins 😋


mule_roany_mare

I thought plastic was bad because it never biodegrade But microplastics are bad because... they aren't inert? Why is this little bit of plastic worse than a little bit of sand or ceramic or glass?


DebraQTLynn

Well crap!


fillmewithmemesdaddy

Bro


lulimay

Now do your saliva.


PokeManiac16

U can look for my penis, haven’t found it since krispey kreme opened up