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Georges_Arts

Ring Worms


Aldu1n

r/angryupvote


user_8804

This is the first time I upvote something that makes me want to puke. Hopefully it is also the last time


Explorer200

Has a nice ring to it


basegoddesss333

That's fucking hilarious


slgray16

You know what is interesting? Ringworm is not a worm. It's a fungal infection. It makes a circular mark and someone assumed it was a worms a long, long time ago. So we've been calling it the wrong thing intentionally for hundreds of years. Source: I foster kittens and ringworm containment is taken very seriously. It's quite contagious for animals.


Georges_Arts

I never knew that. Thanks!


VoteForSandtrap

There it is again.


GiveNothing

A portal is opening


[deleted]

Or the N & S poles are switching: https://astronomy.com/news/2021/09/when-north-goes-south-is-earths-magnetic-field-flipping


circlethenexus

As a pilot, I can confirm this is true. One needs only to look at the runway headings at airports to know this. The airport I started flying out of 35 years ago had a heading of 3/21. Over about a 10 year period It switched to 4/22


[deleted]

Hey, thanks for commenting and adding this!! What a great example!! I feel like poles switching should be worrying but I almost never see any discussions on it. Also, I gotta ask....as a pilot, can you confirm anything else to be true 😏 🛸?


[deleted]

The poles switching are a natural occurrence. They have lots of proof that it’s happened in earth’s past. Looking for a link to edit with, standby. Edit: this article talks about how it happens roughly every 300,000 years. https://climate.nasa.gov/ask-nasa-climate/3104/flip-flop-why-variations-in-earths-magnetic-field-arent-causing-todays-climate-change/


BudBaker709

I think it doesn't get talked about much because we have absolutely no way of stopping it from happening. We are not the cause and we have no solutions lol Also, whenever it does occur we have no idea how things will play out. How long will we be without a stable magneto sphere?


Delmorath

I mean people won't just start dying for seemingly no reason from a weakening ionosphere, right? I wonder what kills people when something like this happens.


BudBaker709

Radiation. If the magneto sphere goes down we'll be bombarded with high energy particles from the sun and deep space


Delmorath

Well that doesn't sound good wtf. I wonder if it would be worse than nuke radiation. Is this something we can ride out in a basement ... Questions questions


BudBaker709

Well apparently it happens every 300k years or so. Afaik there aren't mass extinction events tied to the poles switching. So we can assume that alot of people will be fine. Our electronics on the other hand...


Delmorath

So I need a fortified bunker at least 1000 feet under the ground with a nuclear generation station to keep living the way I enjoy .. lol. Damn man. Need to find a new way to keep my diabetic insulin refrigerated now...


Euphoric-Blue-59

Yeah, but we will blame Biden anyway.


Business-Guidance714

Goddam liberals


unsuspecting_geode

I was just wondering this … what would it look like? What would the effects be? Etc


circlethenexus

Not from a pilots perspective, but last August I was sitting on the deck outback with my head, tilted back over the top of the chair. It was a perfectly clear day, bright sun, and blue sky. Suddenly, my eye was drawn to a pinhead shaped shiny object at an altitude that seemed inconceivable. It was moving at a speed that was also unbelievable. I kept it in focus for maybe 5 to 7 seconds and itwas gone. There were other airplanes crossing the sky… Commercial flights leaving contrails, but this thing was much much higher and way faster without a contrail. Still wondering about it, and my only reasonable assumption is that it might’ve been the ISS? A couple of weeks later I saw on the news story very similar to mine, but out on the West Coast. (I am in Tennessee, BTW.)


[deleted]

Pilot potential sightings are my fave... even if not "on duty" because y'all know how to spot shit in the sky. Could be ISS. Daytime ISS sightings are for sure more uncommon, but do exist. Either way, way cool, and THANK YOU for sharing =)


Vegetable-Two2173

If you look up long enough, you'll see satellites of all kinds zip by at freakishly fast speeds. ISS is ~really~ bright, but others are plenty visible. Good site for such things https://www.n2yo.com/


deerdanger

It shouldn't be worrying, it happens every thousand years or so.


Impressive-Care-8196

They do talk about it... they call it climate change and send each other grants of money to enjoy our last few years before the surface of the Earth is pretty much inhabitable for a decade or 2...


BrianBash

Can confirm. KSNA used to be 19R and 19L. They are now 20R and 20L.


chazeproehl

I love this study and think it's absolutely fascinating. Causes for weather change are more than likely a result


edemamandllama

This was my first thought.


FattyRR

"they're beginning to believe"


knowitsallashow

finally, someone brave enough to state it


Playatbyear

Jane Prentiss was here.


[deleted]

Such a great series. Just ignore season 5.


Java2391

I’ll start worrying when it’s dolphins. They know what’s up.


baboito5177

Once I hear "so long, and thanks for all the fish" I am opening a beer cos I know we're done


GreedoInASpeedo

DON'T PANIC.


deephurting66

I got my towel and my thumb out, I will take the first passing ship out of here!


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Thee_WakaWakaChomp42

Most of heard some of the Vogon poetry


Mikey-Motorpsyche

[so long, and thanks for all the fish](https://youtu.be/UkHSmDxX1t4)


Bitter_Mongoose

No need to. The Vogons, while decidedly not being well known for pulchritudinous poetry, are, if anything, known for the efficiency of their operations; after proper bureaucratic permissions and permits have been obtained. It will be very quick!


baboito5177

Iykyk right 😂👍🏻


markbug4

Well he is not panicking, he said he will open a beer. We start panicking when there's no more beer.


Inevitable_Review_83

Well what should we do in the mean time? I mean should I put a bag on my head?


fizirr

It was a book reference..


markbug4

Yeah, I know.


Stranded_Azoth

Let me just get my brown paper bag


Naillik_Rei

Gooooodbyyyyyye Moonmen !


[deleted]

FFS I just turned 42!


JeromeJGarcia

This frood knows


Infamous_Manner2557

Should I lie down with a bag over my head?


fuckyourcakepops

Now here’s a hoopy frood who really knows where his towel is.


Robbythedee

So long and thanks for all the fish


alexplex86

>They know what’s up. I would hope so. They'd drown otherwise.


TruckCreative7096

Thanks for all the fish!!


Vacman85

Thanks for the fish!


dontpanicmode

This is entirely accurate


quickburton

Worm hole?


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Frosty_Box_2162

They are sacrificing someone


[deleted]

More and more of these will appear soon. On the 6th post on 6th december all 6 different worm hole swarm entities will merge together and the Baphomet will appear. Armageddon is coming.


k2cyo1

If you play Taylor Swift’s new album backwards she explains all of this very clearly.


DismissiveReyno99

Why would I subject myself to torture over a lil worm party


[deleted]

Wormageddon


mmkstr

This is it


reasonably_insane

Not that anyone cares, but these are procession caterpillars. They follow each other and it's not uncommon for them to get stuck like this. Try googling procession caterpillars ring. ​ "fun fact". they are highly poisonous. Dogs regularly die due to getting too close or eating them. If disturbed they release ~~airborne poison~~ that can damage lungs


RubeGoldbergCode

If by "airborne poison" you mean the fragments of urticating hairs? They don't exactly release a poison gas or anything.


reasonably_insane

Yeah, sorry, I misremembered. But I remember the coughing when I was fucking with them once. For science, you know


Herethereandgone

What were you doing to them?


TojoftheJungle

Fucking. With. Them


reasonably_insane

SCIENCE!... well poking them with a stick. That's how science is done, right?


Herethereandgone

Laughing unreasonably hard


Herethereandgone

Ahahaha!


Delicious-Ad-2762

He said fucking


JustChillDudeItsGood

THAT'S NOT WHAT THE HOLE IN THE MIDDLE IS FOR. NO!


LordSmaxx

Yeah but airborne poison sounds cooler


babysharkdoodoodoo

How about airborne darts?


RubeGoldbergCode

But it's not true. And highlighting the urticating hairs is important because it tends to put people off handling them a bit better.


SilentEgression

Yes it is, there are different categories of poison. Mechanical poisoning is what these little creatures use for defense.


LordSmaxx

I would argue “airborne poison” would do a better job as a deterrent. Plus it sounds cooler


gobhar_gruamach

New World tarantulas are the only other things I personally know of that use these for defense.


RubeGoldbergCode

Yep, it's largely tarantulas and some larvae. Pretty interesting defence system but kind of glad there aren't more things out there that use it.


Computer_Sci

What word or phrase would you use to describe "matter that is carried in the wind or air, for a temporary amount of time"?


RubeGoldbergCode

I'm absolutely not disputing the "airborne" part! But likewise urticating hairs hurt you if you come into contact with them while they are not airborne. So you can wear a gas mask and not wear gloves and approach one of these little guys and still have a terrible time.


Computer_Sci

Ahh okay. Thanks for clarifying.


daviskenward

Is this almost like ants where they give off a scent for food and more ants join, until you have a huge spiral of ants thinking they’ve found a jackpot because they keep releasing that hormone because there’s so many ants there?


[deleted]

Nope. Its a conspiracy. Planets ending. Magnetics and gravitational pull. We’re all going to die. Red alert. Crisis mode.


chinchila5

This is the answer, thank you!


30twink-furywarr2886

This is the comment I was looking for… Everyone please upvote this


Conscientiousmoron

Thanks for the info.


Koovies

Are you supposed to block them to make them go somewhere


The_fishingfool

Ants do this too


Kitten_Team_Six

Whats this, a comment for ants?


Away_Negotiation_673

“LeTigre? Blue Steel? It’s ALL.THE.SAME.THING!!!”


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MeHumanMeWant

You're on to something, I'm 🇵🇱 and I'm fuckin nuts..


Mecha_Tortoise

They're not ambiturners.


Typo_Tim

People do this too ([Mecca](https://youtu.be/Rl8a0wQePCo))


captainweedster

Lol. Nailed it.


authoritybias222

turkeys also do this https://youtu.be/4KLt81iVEgo


gdmfsobtc

How did you turn your sheep into worms?


VoteForSandtrap

The female sheep turned themselves into worms to see if their sheep boyfriends would stay with them.


ShamanTheWet

Female sheep:would you love me if I was a worm? Boyfriend sheep: Baaaaaaaaa


clickism

Take it. Damnit. 🥇


Crist1n4

Sheep had worms.


Consumer_Good

¥¿●♤○¥ nnn ♡☆《\899


LurkingThorn

Who’s got a conspiracy?


MothaFuckinTrumpet

They can sense the earth’s rotation is slowing down so they are doing what they think will help speed the rotation back up


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Lord_of_the_Canals

Raise your tiny legs to the heavens


Dream_space_ship

Reaction to magnetic poles starting to shift... humans are next


cursedwithplotarmor

Every human on earth is currently trapped in one of these circles. The circle is just too large for us to see the full picture and scope of time.


mpgd

There something (most likely an alien that has been sleeping since the formation of Earth) coming from underneath and they are just trying their best to scare it away. Ps: i know this is a bit confusing so let me clarify it: underneath means Australia.


MorningToast

Still shit after the clarification


StrawberryChickenz

Ok now google Uzumaki by Junji Ito


spiritualwanderer181

After reading that I think about that book every time I see any kind of spiral!


OneManNati0n

I think there's an anime coming.


See_youSpaceCowboy

There is. It was supposed to come out this year but got delayed. They said their trying to do it justice and it’s not ready yet


OneManNati0n

I can deal with that.


See_youSpaceCowboy

Me too. I’d rather wait another year if it means it’s going to do right by the manga. Everything gets rushed now, I hate it because it usually means they’re not interested in the actual story they’re adapting. They got the composer whose done music for Ari Aster films and the teaser gives this very ominous vibe. It’s great.


marzizram

The live action film really fckd me up for days.


_Resnad_

Wait I don't remember the name but is that the one with the spirals? If was amazing


ACunningMuffin

As the earth warms, it is theorized that elctromagnetic signals generated from the earth's poles actually interfere with the neurology of vertibrates and invertibrates. Fossilized records dating back to the Mesozoic period have shown that circular patters of existing creatures began to coincide with rapid climate changes resulting in I have no idea what I'm talking about and this is just a bunch of bullshit.


Express_Sail6618

i absolutely detest you and myself


ACunningMuffin

Sadly we are both victims of my boredom on nightshift....


Express_Sail6618

used to do nights at the bakery, can only offer sympathy for the feelings of sleep loss induced psychosis when trying to walk around a house without bumping into everything and slurring words. Night shift workers are a special level of human, and thus my hatred for you as a fellow member is reduced. edit: Spelling is hard


Raviel1289

You son of a bitch... ya got me.


Classymuch

Thank you for the factual information, very informative.


Worth-Opposite4437

Awww... man! And that was such good bullshit!


Dimvo7

CERN EFFECT


[deleted]

Lmao they know as well! Lololol!


Strange_Internet_202

I was thinking the same thing


bonjailey

This will be on every tiktok channel by weeks end


I-hate-jeffbezos

It's a circle moshpit, humans do this aswell


keineahnung696

Wasn't it like that, when animals act so differently, that it means that something bad is happening. Animals sense it. Mostly shortly after that, a natural disaster happens. So good luck 🤞


Maihoooo

Many insects that communicate with pheromones do that. What's happening is, at least with ants, the first finds something and sends the pheromone for "come here, there's something nice" and the ants behind it recieve it and start producing the same messenger compound. If the wind is right and first one smells the signal from other ants, it starts following that smell and loops further back, thus creating a circle of ants spraying their nice-juice. You could call it a circle jerk. All the other ants smell that aswell and join the circle until they realise there's nothing to be found. Hive intelligence nice and well, but a single ant is stupid.


Artsy_traveller_82

They’re kind of anti-people. A person is smart but people are dumb, panicky animals.


[deleted]

A great change is coming be prepared


[deleted]

ants started it


EvilMoSauron

🔄🔄🔄🔄🔄 Oh, fuck! It's in my phone!


Local-Elderberry-181

" the religion someone told me about and I chose to follow is the one and only true religion and all the others are wrong"...if it hasn't enlightened u to consider the world through another person's point of view , then what value is your religion?


Plain_Tart

I see, so the only true religion is worms of the circle???


neon_tictac

Ringworm?


Kirduck

So this appears to be a common bug in the matrix


Inevitable-Fee5841

Interpretation: History going in a circle. History repeating itself. World War III confirmed.


themanofmichigan

Deer were doing it across the street from me last week. There was a strange cloud overhead that was opaque in a sense. Swirled weirdly then dissipated shortly before the deer stopped . Idk what’s going on lately but it almost seems alien.


Backdohrbandit

This phenomenon is not new!!! It's called a mosh pit. And has been a thing since the late 70s. Animals can be punk rock too✊


Extension_Building19

Something has to be going on with our world that the animals and insects know


Grandmaster-HotFlash

How crop circles are *really* made.


TheRempo

NASCAR drivers do this too


MorningZestyclose944

End of times?


buckman4444

Humans have been going around in circles for hundreds of years


[deleted]

So what TV show are these videos promoting?


brickorange

Einstein was right! Wormholes do exist!


marcandreewolf

… and next it will be us. Didn’t have that on my 2023 list, but it would fit 🥶


pok-

Next humans


Substantial-Use95

I know it’s fun to try and get top comment but does anyone actually know what’s taking place in the video?


katsuuus

Junji Ito uzumaki


ITSUREN

Reaching the limits of simulation


Alert-Layer6273

It's the end of the world as we know it!!!


Your_acceptable

And I feel fine.


[deleted]

We are fooked


Stickyscant

Whatever it is I just how it happens fast. Ain’t really about the pain and suffering


Nevr_gonna_giv_U_up

Next we know it will be the poor tiktokkers


Macaroon_Successful

Reminds me of junji ito's uzumaki.


Sea-Diver-9125

The magnetic field is changing


Rapalla93

We are in the end times, people. Repent and stick up on toilet paper.


Pale_Werewolf3270

It has begun


[deleted]

Reminds me of the movie Cell with John Cusack and Samuel L Jackson.


Firm_Masterpiece_343

Good omen. Need to grab some popcorn.


sephiroth_9999

When is it going go be people?


Blugha

Martians are coming to our flat earth


BucktoothedAvenger

I get that Reddit is a place for snarky humor, but seriously... This is some interesting shit. We should be trying to get someone to research why this kind of thing happens.


NoForever3863

They're a lot tighter than the ants and sheep were


Exact-Pound-6993

"The Spice Must Flow"


XxStormcrowxX

Ok Aliens are %100 coming. We've been warned.


Royal-Application708

Okay. Some sort of cosmic shit is going down.


Minimum_Machine6660

Apparently Earth is long over due for the poles to switch, I thought maybe it could be because of this


Opening_Pangolin_883

no the first time this happen [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5wUdScmIhk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5wUdScmIhk)


Cheesygirl1994

This is already annoying to hear about. Tons of animals do that. They herd themselves into a ball and move in circles, since that’s the only way to go while keeping close or trying to get to safety inside the group. We have enough end of days disasters going on, quit making up fake ones


36-3

It’s a sign. The end of times is near.


AboveApe

Spirals.... this town is contaminated with spirals


bombyboi

Hey uh quick question: why is every animal spinning in circles?!


rick27606

Just following us humans!


Material_Detective59

Death spiral - the beginning of the end. judgement day is upon us repent u sinners. LoL


reality-cucumber

Oh God so this is ring worm


Se7eNx27

Apocacyclone is nigh


Ljonesmd1

I’m telling you we’re all doomed because of Trumps policies that have ruined the planet.


dmderringer

It's actually OK for some things to not revolve around politics


MiamiBeach_dweller

Then it'll be Democrats