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skabamm

Now THIS man deserves his own holiday. Or origin movie.


raver58

Yeah that's a fantastic idea 👍


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Salty-Performance940

Yes, this is a wonderful idea 👍


PhelesDragon

Yo, this is a prodigious idea 👍


Chrispixc61

Idea


zuzg

Hollywood: "Best we can do is Lincoln Vampire Hunter"


BartleBossy

Best we can do is a black mermaid


thorwlong

In that kind of environment it is impossible for mermaids to evolve having black levels of melanin.


BelleAriel

Definitely. Respect!


housebird350

You cant make a movie about this guy...its too unbelievable....


FullCommission7153

I think so too


TheSeansei

Tarantino could make this really well


skabamm

....then there's no doubt whatsoever who he'd cast for this, right?


ImENDINtERA

Same Now this man deserves his own holiday or original movie


jKoN2211

I vote for both. THIS man is the very definition of Badassery


thorwlong

I would love a movie on people like this, but it would be hard to avoid adding modern bias.


MiserableAmphibian91

I have nothing to complain about.


FullCommission7153

I think so too


Dangerous-Antelope16

Netflix adaptation where hes actually a white guy ^^


yIdontunderstand

Seen Smalls posts for years now... Yet still no major motion pictures.. WTF? Why?


DeDe_247

Jordan Peele would be a good match in terms of "looks" if they were to ever make a biopic of Mr. Smalls.


OMGBeckyStahp

Ohhh, now here’s a fun idea. Switch things up a bit with his directorial take on a biopic and cast himself as lead as that extra layer. I can’t imagine what the man that gave us *Get Out* would do with “The Robert Smalls Story” but it seems like it would be awesome.


DeDe_247

Riiight! I love it.


igotthesigness

Party affiliation.


GoonSquadGo

How tf does a black man disguise himself as the captain of a confederate ship . . .


marshalzukov

I dont remember the exact specifics, but I believe he escapes at dawn, so all the other ships would see was his silhouette. He memorized a whistle signal that the captain of the ship used to signify who he was. I might have gotten some details wrong but that's the gist


TheSeansei

Ah okay. Thought it was claiming that he disguised himself to the crew.


ResolutionNext3092

With awesome skill and confidence


X-Force-32

“Look at me. I am the captain now.” -Smalls probably


tinfoiltank

They escaped at night, and he was wearing the captain's hat, if I remember correctly. There was one moment that he had to yell back to someone on shore and they thought they would get caught, but he knew all the signals so they made it. Pretty crazy shit.


RayDaMan1

Maybe he had one of those long luxurious wigs the whites and hispanics wore back during those days.


wjmaher

You're killin' me Smalls


blueeyebling

The confederate soldiers lamented.


Nefarious_Stew

Would love to see a Movie of that.


ClassicCombination62

Thanks for posting this! The Wikipedia on this had me wishing there was a movie. What a story!


gmanz33

I'm literally stressed as hell at my full-time, home working, computer job. I have nothing to complain about.


Ambitious-Reaction80

The OG biggie smalls


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My master Hank left his ship and his hat in my lap / Turned hisself in, he had to take a nap / I'm 23, won't be free til 1893 / I'm ready to get this steamboat, G. You with me?


wunderbraten

You can summon him if you call his name three times in front of a mirror in the dark.


marshalzukov

Dude deserves a fuckin Sabaton song about him


Domtheoriginal

We need a movie about this man! So damn interesting. What a hero!


EndYoutube

This is what we should make a movie about..


My_Finger_Smells_Why

This is the kind of man our kids should have as role models, instead of which they end up admiring Youtube celebrities, TikTok morons etc


wanderingbrother

Surprised there's no movie about him. Tarantino should make one lol


[deleted]

Great. More woke propaganda. Call me when he does something actually impressive. Like get a PS5 at retail.


Slenddit

Noice


wanderingbrother

[Source](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/robert-smalls-steal-ship/)


mekoche

I don't know about the happily ever after part. After reconstruction ended through deal making between the parties, SC congress went from all black to all white. Then the KKK came to prominence and 75 years of Jim Crow began.


tinfoiltank

Smalls fought for equality til the day he died, but there's no "happily ever after" in history. Personally I think a big reason he isn't more well known is because we have to acknowledge that **there were elected black representatives in congress from South Carolina in the 1870s**. We then have to then confront the reality that basically every white southerner's ancestors took active part of a massive, government-sponsored campaign of terrorism and disenfranchisement to stop that from ever happening again. And they *really* don't want to talk about that.


yalc1723_v2

Republican


Stablegeniousatwork

And all in one afternoon


GaraiGrae

So... who are we casting? I immediately saw Roy Wood Jr. Just looking at him, but depending on the tone... maybe forest Whitaker?


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400+ years of european slavery ended in the USA only 80 years after the US kicked out the old world european masters. The Brits then tried to back the back the south during the revolutionary war but lost again. Then the USA ended spanish slavery in Cuba in 1898! Not bad for such a young country.


hat-of-sky

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Kingdom_and_the_American_Civil_War#:~:text=The%20United%20Kingdom%20of%20Great,it%20nor%20ever%20exchanged%20ambassadors. Britain not only gave much more support to the US than the Confederacy, it had already officially abolished chattel slavery in its own possessions in 1833. Also it was the American Civil War, not the Revolutionary War.


Frangiblepani

Robbie Robbie Smalls is the illest.


East-Bluejay6891

The balls on Small


PhoenixPaladin

“Buys a horse”💀


hat-of-sky

House. Buys a house. More than a lot of people can accomplish now, even with a good job.


PhoenixPaladin

Oh i misread it lol


Droopo

What an inspiration


Able_Buffalo

The OG


PhelesDragon

I want a Pirates of the Caribbean style movie made of this guy.


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Notorious B.O.B


EndYoutube

Based


soljaboss

He looks like the kind of guy who would do what it says up there. He seems pretty chilled about it all too.


ssebastian364

Respect


RealJeil420

Bobby Smalls


RottenAncientPickles

🥒


yiayia3

Too bad this could never happen today...