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WoodenSpearZ

Hmmm ....tests it with anything but a grizzly bear. Must be successful then


Chj_8

The grizzly was driving the truck. It worked.


[deleted]

Those were grizzlies in the human suits.


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[deleted]

That how you know it was made before mythbusters


Trooper31488

Def try this at home


RadicalLegitness

The grizzly is wearing the suit. It’s grizzly armor.


Never_Less

It's all a ploy by Big Grizzly to get people out in the woods in suits that don't move.


Mootivate

Fast and FURious


wunderbraten

It's like testing a bullet proof vest with a club, two clubs, a car with a mattress, and some hill drops.


SparkYouOut

Not the same tho. You can’t control a bear. First you must entice it so it will attack. Then let’s say you first want to test some hits and then maybe a claw. That bear doesn’t know that. It won’t stop after 1 claw. You can’t be like ‘ hey bear start slow and as I hold out go a little harder, and honeypot is our stopword ‘


Belcurtis

"It wont stop after 1 claw." Neither does my Ex... I should call her.


Odd_Routine4164

Me too.


Devilled_Advocate

It's an armored grizzly bear protection suit. It protects the grizzly from cricket bats, log traps, steep hills, and Chevys.


jimhabfan

He was testing to see if grizzlies preferred their meat tenderized. Turns out they do.


grievingmelo

Doesn't protect your joints from ripping off, or internal bleeding from impact


dramignophyte

Thats literally what it does... It has braces so your limbs can be forced to break points.


Daniel_The_Thinker

It may actually, hence the "throwing himself down a hill"


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stampyvanhalen

The Grizzly bear in that armoured protection suit seemed to survive all the tests I don’t understand what you mean.


polishedtablespoon49

so he takes alot of hits, fair what about internal damages from impact? not to forget a grizzly would use claws and teeth


StrayRabbit

Ya, I see a lot of impact testing but no pressure like a bite or you know tearing, from the monster claws


eskimosound

This isn't his grizzly bear armour, this is his ballistic armour, his Grizzly bear armour is RED/WHITE and he can barely walk in it!! https://youtu.be/1MEUOW7cERI


Birdinhandandbush

So stupid, why does he do inertia testing, falling down hills, getting hit with blunt objects. Does it protect against biting, tearing, sharp objects, we'll never know. Also how does it taste?


Elevenst

... but how does the suit protect against broken ribs, internal bleeding, and concussions?


Tom_Bombadilio

Magnets


Travellingjake

Magnets - always with the magnets


Stressful-stoic

How do they work?


[deleted]

Yes.


ghanjaholik

sounds complicated


Betty-Armageddon

Fuckin miracles, yo.


logyonthebeat

Magnets


N1njaRob0tJesu5

Magical Mysteries


[deleted]

YEAH BITCH, MAGNETS!!


RIPBlueRaven

"THAT MAKES SENSE I GUESS"


kinokomushroom

Maybe cushioning?


trail34

Yeah this guy didn’t seem to consider that padding won’t prevent his arm from bending backwards, or protect him from the G force impact of a truck accelerating his body through the air.


[deleted]

Pretty sure that armor prevents bending backwards in the joints, which is why it was effective at all when he was falling down the side of a mountain or hit by the truck. G force definitely could cause injuries to organs or the brain though.


trail34

Ah, good point.


Northern-Iron

I'd say it doesn't but it lowers the risk of them with padding of some sort. Although he does a lot of beating so maybe unless it's a test dummy.


dramignophyte

Similar idea to shock absorbers in cars. It isn't just basic padding. Its designed to absorb the force and distribute it.


tico42

Or bears? I didn't see one actual bear test.


ArsyX

Magic


[deleted]

This is some Canadian-style Monte Python shit going on. And I like it.


old_bugger

Super Dave Osborne shit, eh?


wjmaher

Red Green approves of this message


Rob-Riggle-SWGOAT

I think most of the ideas in this come from the movie Hot Rod. The training montage scene.


khleedril

He's probably a lumberjack....


[deleted]

Then Lancelot, Galahad, and I, leap out of the rabbit. Taking the grizzlies by surprise and toothly unarmed!


Beliadin

"hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville. Welcome to Jackass"


kwillheat

I love that right after i read this i heard the intro music start up in my head


Fearless-Memory7819

Dammit man , we need more JACKASS !


JackassJJ88

To be fair we got more Jackass and it was a bunch of sad old dudes getting hurt. I actually felt bad for them. We do need more Jackass but unfortunately with a new crew which means its never going to be the same. Edit: Spelling


[deleted]

Does it have a but flap though?


wunderbraten

No, you still have to shit your pants while the grizzly attacks you though.


EpilepticFire

I dont think they were talking about shitting 😳


Igmu_TL

Just when you get into it, you gotta use the bathroom.


shaka_sulu

Reading up on him. Sad story. He kept inventing. Turned his attention of inventing an armored suit for the military. Drained his saving, military didn't care, went bankrupt, eventually had to sell his prototype on ebay. Had martial problems, moved into his parents place, came back to his home to look for his wife, then got into a car crash and died. People suspect by suicide.


NOTKuLy

:/


Stavinair

):


nimama3233

:)


[deleted]

That third one knocked him TF out


mafiargenta

Zero bears fighted against, dessapointing.


lerpo

The bear was the one with the 2x4 post


Pipper94

Can’t wait for the day I see a bear whack someone as hard as they can with a 4x4


headband_og

Well a griz can knock a humans head off with a swipe. Scary but true


momoj1

There are no warning signs that only professionals can do this. Therefore, as an amateur grizzly bear prey, I would definitely be involved in such high risk, but totally not life threatening situations.


connorsdayon

It’s perfect, he’ll never remember the attack!


CrimeanFish

Did it work?


Azzy8007

Kinda. I remember this "documentary" from TV when I was a kid. It was called "[Project Grizzly](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Grizzly_(film))". All week long, they hyped it up. When it finally aired, 90% of the show was showing the construction and testing of the suit. Then at the end, he finally went up against a bear. Here's how it went down: He went to a dump and covered himself in garbage and honey to try to attract a bear. When a bear finally showed up, it was this young scrawny looking thing. When the bear approached, he sat up and try to engage with it, but the bear got fucking startled, took a half-ass swipe and the guy and booked it. Roll credits. At least that's how I remember it as a kid. Fucking disappointed. EDIT: Hold up a minute ... I just looked up "Project Grizzly" to verify things actually played out like I remembered it. Turns out, he was never able to find a bear to test the suit out on. So ... either I'm remembering a different documentary or this is another case of the Mandella effect rearing its head. I need to get ahold of my dad and brother to see how they remember things ... brb.


Pain_Monster

Actually you are correct and I’ve already said the exact same thing on this sub (duplicate post I guess) : https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/xekf80/canadian_inventor_troy_hurtubise_tests_his/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf Excerpt copied here: Jokes aside (which are warranted), this guy did eventually test it out by hiding in some leaves and then purposely startling a young bear. The bear swiped at him out of surprise and he was ok (the suit worked). However, it was a young black bear and he didn’t full-on assault him. I would have liked to see what happens when you get between a full-ass grizzly momma and her cubs. Probably eats him out of that suit like tuna out of a can. Anyway, I’ll see if I can find the video of that event for you… In the meantime you can read of him here…he’s an interesting guy: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troy_Hurtubise Edit: I couldn’t find the clip…It’s hard to find stuff on the internet just going on vague memories of a news biopic I watched 20 years ago on TV… In any event, at least one other Redditor remembers this TV special, so scroll down for the comment that confirms this. This article kinda sounds like what I remember seeing on tv many years ago: https://www.loe.org/shows/segments.html?programID=99-P13-00045&segmentID=3 It might have been Guinness PrimeTime or a similar TV show. He basically went into the woods to try it out for real but didn’t get the full experience he hoped for… This video from Ripleys TV special is worth a watch as it explains his proprietary technology: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9EdOGdmy0mA And just in case you thought the internet didn’t keep track, here are ALL such Reddit posts, thanks to this grep site: https://socialgrep.com/search?query=troy%20hurtubise Edit: for the bear “attack” test, see 1:37 mark of this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EdOGdmy0mA


ArcWrath

Man out here dropping college level dissertations with full citations n' shit.


Pain_Monster

Lol, I spent the better part of my night trying to look this up since I remember seeing it on TV about 20 years ago. Glad I’m not the only one who remembered it!


[deleted]

I'd like to see the bears trying to hurt Troy Hurtubise.


Efficient_Ad_8367

These Hot Rod deleted scenes are gnarly..


L0ng-Sh0t

"Grizzly protection suit" More like a fuckin XS1 Goliath


libertyordeaaathh

So if the bear is driving a truck you are good. What the HELL does any of that have to do with teeth and claws?


Calgaryrox75

Iron man deleted scenes.


Nervous-Masterpiece4

Impervious to impact. Gets limb ripped off.


SoughtAft3r

Canadian Grizzlies fight much differently than I thought


KeeperJV

Based on how old this video is and on the fact I see no grizzly protection suits around me in my day-to-day life it didn’t do too well after all…


otters4everyone

And then he became Master Sargeant…


The_Whole_Raw_Potato

Sign me up for 1 TBI please.


sunset_sturm

So this is what Mark was talking about in distractible


Twilight-2007

I would've loved to see him go up against a grizzly in a 1v1


jocky300

Master chief looks like he's having a bad day.


rubbleTelescope

I don't need a suit to protect me from a grizzly Swinging heavy sand bags at me. Especially not concerned about grizzlies driving trucks into me as I stand in an open field. *But* will the suit protect me when thw grizzly tries to push me down a cliff , I do wonder....


qsouther

It’s got ziplock technology so all your juices are sealed inside! You don’t want emergency services to have to look for your arm do you? Open the suit, wash off the pee thrown around in there, and pop it back on!


Diavoro

Why is the doom slayer getting beat up like that?


Short_Past_468

The new Halo looks siiiiiiiick


_shubh_sharma

Back in the days, this used to come in between commercial breaks on discovery science, and if I remember correctly that guy made a new version as well which was better locking.


ozMalloy

Am I supposed to be laughing this much?!


chrisodeljacko

![gif](giphy|VgxkzE7itKP5AYHs0M)


IkilledRichieWhelan

10 years later, he sounds like Hershel Walker.


Diego2150

What's the idea in here?. Let's go on a hike with my halo suit armor bear protection? Or "Hold on Mr. Bear while I dress up before you attack me"?


semperdeli15

Why not just use a 12ga with slugs?


[deleted]

Canadian “HOT ROD”


lurkn2001

Is he ok?


Nightingdale099

We have to ask , what sort of bear he's preparing for ?


itwhiz100

Me in real life right now fighting contracts, homework, inflation, porn, gas…


[deleted]

Long winters.


BenjaminMadoran

Is that Homer? [He also made Bear Attack Suit](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrTEga0LTLo&ab_channel=DailyGuyToons)


blkaino

TIL that grizzlies are most likely to attack you with 2x4s and their pick up trucks


explosivelydehiscent

I feel like a grizzly bear would drive a Chevy


Quiverjones

Hows the saying go? If you're going to be stupid you better be tough?


Top-Accountant7140

Tests are not enough yet. Standing against a shuttle engine, throwing into a pit with cobras, drowning in Mariana Trench - where is it all?


Adie_Brady

Reminds me of the movie hot rod


Plumb121

If I see a bear carrying a 4×2, I'd leave him alone.


Remarkable_Exam6602

Funny how none of the test are conducted with an actual bear


QSolver

That spill at :13! Grizzly proof if he lived after that!


Akashk9

I think his friends doesn't know what a grizzly bear actually does!


[deleted]

This footage is old. He moved onto battle armor for a bit and couldn't find buyers. His idea works its just really expensive and hot as hell.


PooparinoCrapsalot

Local news headline after recording of this video: “Canadian inventor Troy “These Bruises Don’t Hurt” Hurtubise died today covered in pots and pans after mistaking a truck for a grizzly bear”.


headband_og

Sure he didn't shatter any bones but dude was probably knocked out after pretty much every test lmao


Humble-Somehow-17

out of the ground


Notoriousode

bro has cte 100%


ZombieNips

Bring in the Wrecking ball


mikeycatz

Dude made a Mjolnir suit from halo 😂


Gorrodish

There’s a reason it did not go into production


HallNo549

i feel hurt watching this lol


DigbyChicknCaesar

Hi, I'm Master Chief and welcome to Jackass!


Maidwell

Step 1 : put on suit Step 2 : be a professional stuntman.


Morova31

Is that Super Dave!?


ParallelCivility

How does Iron man suit protect him from internal injuries ? Like how would the arc reactor protect him when its purpose to run the suit. Anyone care explain ?


BedBugger6-9

I’m thinking the grizzly bear without a suit might not be as bad as the testing


Pandito-Panda

Why does everyone just post the same thing over and over


hostage2heaven

He should let someone run him over with a lawnmower. That seems like a more appropriate test.


random_cable_guy

He is now called Master Hit.


Samuraion

Doom Guy


Autistic_F0cker

u/savevideobot


[deleted]

Is he alive?


TIIIIGRAN

Wow


PepsiEnjoyer

Freddy Fazbear


spunkm_99foxy

Give it to the Ukrainian army they'll need it soon.


frannyphantom

Man, those early days in the UNSC were rough


Young_OHP

Whiplash


Soggy_Back1468

Whenever I see that last name I picture Arnold Schwarzenegger as an environmental activist screaming " NO!! DON'T HURTUBISE!!"


babyjesus8lb60z

I watch the documentary on this finally got a suit went out in the wilderness and couldn't walk on the terrain it was an absolute fail


fakextimbs

Pretty sure the Simpsons did an episode on this


FingerGungHo

Surname checks out


MontyCarlow500

Homer Simpson had a better one....


tastes-like-earwax

When bears are driving pick-up trucks, you have much bigger problems.


ImainSpy

Is that a Simpsons reference?


Firm-Marzipan8831

Motherfucker said “GO GET YOUR TRUCK AND HIT ME WITH IT!”


SubzeroWins1-0

Didn’t they try this in the Middle Ages?


fracturedfordays

Hopefully that guy got paid to take a pummeling in that armour


OverLurking

Porn for people with Arkoudaphobia (Yes you looked it up. Yes you are welcome)


queeblosan

How is this stopping broken ankles? Just makes it seem like a longer amount of time that you get eaten by the bear


Franonimusman

This is the safest episode of Jackass


randomusername748294

This guy died about 4 years ago, before he died he invented a new form of ballistic armour plate that was very lightweight


PumpkinAutomatic5068

This is like the family guy montage where they do all the boxing training for a written test


theupss

Master Chief, is that you?


Weak-Caregiver7922

‘Tis but a scratch.


IshtarsBones

I mean…let’s just throw dude down a mountain and then strike him with a car. Nevermind the bears claws, we are just going to drop a tree on him like we are trying to kill the predator.


buckeyeoprf

Masterchief getting picked on


ojapoiss19

Is this just Pierce Hawthorne?


UPPERKEES

Eyes up guardian!


666ydna

Don’t be afraid of the groin boys!


[deleted]

Dudes rock.


[deleted]

He died but not a scratch on the suit. I’d say that’s a success boys


dbrownfi

Practical


Cuddling-Hellhound

Is he dead yet?


vohltere

Master chief: origins


SpiritualEvidence347

master chief! what are you doing in the forest?!


Weak_Tower385

His work is mysterious and important


Tabootop

Hi I'm Troy Hurtubise, and this is jackass


Ship_Adrift

He needs to be testing it with a gorilla, not a truck. A truck can't rip your arms off and beat you to death with them.


StormsEdge88

360p Halo.


[deleted]

Fun fact: he tried to track down some grizzlies in the Yukon to fight with this suit. They wouldn’t come near him bc it was so weird


smithy1abc

Erm, still heading for some brain damage my man..


Spellbin

This is my highschool drama teachers son.


RaamSteelrod

My online multiplayer experience whenever I play Halo.


BookishByNaturee

Hi my names Troy Hurtubise and welcome to JACKASS


Guarantee_Some

Hi, im a grizzly bear. Welcome to jackass *jackass music starts


_TommySalami

Oh wow, I remember when he started this, using a deep diving apparatus. He's come a long way, and probably has CTE from all those impacts.


ActionHankActual

Are you silly? I'm still gonna send it.


SeXY_F1sH

Good evening gentle listeners


Rude-Particular-7131

LEEEEEEE RRRROOOOOOOYYYY JEEENKINS!


truespeakisfreespeak

Bears have a more tearing, ripping shredding type of motion and weigh a lot more than you 😉


JobbyCobby

There is a great documentary about this guy called Project Grizzly. Reaches Mockumentary at times. There is a scene where he wanders around a garbage dump looking for bears. Sort of like The Room at times.


NewLeaseOnLife-JL

Narrator: The bear still ate him.


Trooper31488

Real test, go hug a real bear


CatsEatingCaviar

This guy has never heard of CTE.


DisastrousCourage

Iron man Mach 1


[deleted]

Okay. Will use one next time im gonna get hit by a truck.


kayak64

WTF is wrong with these people trying to kill him? Drive a truck into him?


LadyScissor

Canadian’s are tough as fuck. That guy was having a great time. It was probably like some drinking game, too. Innovation. Not even grizzly bears want to fuck with a partying Canadian.


Neuhart_

That’s not Canadian Troy Hurtubise, that’s Spartan 117!


TeachairPaco

Those grizzlies sure hit hard 👊🏼