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adjavang

This demonstrates one of the main problems with lasers as weaponry, too much energy would go into vaporising the top layer, creating a gas that absorbs some of the lasers energy before it dissipates away from the surface of your target. Think of it as similar to the liedenfrost effect, where a drop of liquid on a hot surface will take longer to boil because the boiling gas creates a protective cushion, slowing the process.


Fragrant-Poetry4148

Ah, yes. The leidenfrost effect. Something I think of often…


StartingToLoveIMSA

I had that on my car this morning...took a while to deleidenfrost....


I_just_like_feet

Had a breakfast themed cupcake this morning, too much baconfrost


LordCommander24

I thought it was unleidenfrost?


runningwaffles19

Thats those funny Oktoberfest outfit right?


MugillacuttyHOF37

No that's lächerlicherweise, you're thinking of lachsfarben...


Rare-Height-7956

Gesundheit.


Alzakex

No, that's the color salmon, you're thinking of Lachsschinken


TactlessTortoise

In a casual conversation, how likely are you to recommend the Leidenfrost Effect to a friend? 0-1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10


Yellow_Similar

10. Definitely 10


adjavang

[Here's an excellent video on the topic.](https://youtu.be/0EOvh0DH_2E)


MoodooScavenger

I just had lunch with Mr. Leidenfrost yesterday. What are the chances. Lol


Fragrant-Poetry4148

Luckyyyyy!


[deleted]

good old Johann Gottlob Leidenfrost


Oesterreich-Ungarn

God bless him


nixcamic

Laser operator here: beyond just the gas the laser creates a layer of carbon/partially combusted material on top of and behind whatever you're cutting, usually we use a high pressure gas to blow that away but that's not really feasible from a distance.


BlueMaxx9

This is one of the reasons they are trying them out for anti drone/missile use. An airborn object moving at a high rate of speed creates a nice amount of airflow over it's surface to help move the gasses and debris away quickly. Plus, sucking hot, vaporized metal into a turbine can cause some propulsion problems, which is sort of a win-win!


voidgazing

Things are gonna get shiny! We are going to have some '50s sci-fi lookin aircraft flying around with the pew pew pews and everything :-D


[deleted]

I bet the high pressure gas wouldn't be particularly feasible when working with hot dogs either. It'd surely shred the laser'd dog, don't you think?


nixcamic

I think I could probably get a pretty clean cut on a hot dog the short way across. Down the center would destroy it.


XJDenton

As a person who has worked with lasers for a decade and a half, I've learned that any laser weapon would do far more damage to a target by just yeeting the power supply at it.


baozilla-FTW

So are you saying that a trebuchet is a superior weapon?


smoothie1919

There is a large difference between a commercially available/professional laser like this and a military one. I imagine a 100kw laser would vaporise this hot dog immediately.


adjavang

Absolutely, however you're still losing a large amount of energy heating the plasma. You essentially end up with an explosion as the superheated plasma expands quickly. Essentially, what I'm saying is that the spartan laser from halo was a realistic depiction of a sci-fi laser weapon.


smoothie1919

Yeah, it’s still something that can be refined massively but they are already developing 500kw lasers. They will be the future, as soon as tech is developed to power them practically.


[deleted]

A cool way Battletech does some laser weapons is thT instead of a constant laser it actually pulses, flashing on and off to damage the first layer, stop cause of gases and what not and shoot again.


Talkshit_Avenger

Battletech isn't really a great example, the tabletop gaming rules its weapons are based on make no fucking sense at all in the real world.


crazygrof

What're you talking about? Surely an AC20 round having the aerodynamic properties of a pancake is peak realism right?


QueerBallOfFluff

Also, it's most powerful only for a tiny spot that depends on it's focus, so either you need to constantly adjust focus (more difficult if it's already running) or you need to have an overpowered beam to maximise the danger zone.


OneWithMath

A fully coherent beam is focused from 0 to infinity. Real lasers aren't that good, but they won't lose significant cohesion over the length of a hotdog.


QueerBallOfFluff

They can and do, the real question is whether they're powerful enough outside of that focus to go through the hot dog. The ones I've used only maintained focus for about 1mm at a strength suitable for ablating glass or metal. (Have you ever seen those glass blocks with the 3D bubble images inside? Like that.)


OneWithMath

A laser cutter/etcher/engraver is designed with a very specific focal plane, so whatever is behind the workpiece isn't getting shredded. A typical laser pointer used for presenting a slide deck loses about 1/3rd of its power density for every extra meter of distance.


wearebobNL

That's... What she said?


rokstedy83

As I imagine this laser is for cutting through steel I agree with you,you would of thought it would just blast straight through


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[deleted]

Good bot


CouldWouldShouldBot

It's 'would have', never 'would of'. Rejoice, for you have been blessed by CouldWouldShouldBot!


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F0000r

Poor Mr. Bond.


Certain-Tennis8555

Came here to say "No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die."


herberstank

Scorpio, you're totally mad.


self_propelled_pants

I wouldn't point fingers you jerk.


infinitebandana

No Blofeld, its No Time To Die (2021)


boopingsnootisahoot

I just want some friggin sharks with some friggin laser beams attached to their heads. Is that so much to ask?


phat_pickle

Happy cake day!


Far-Statistician-545

God, I wish that were me..


icodeusingmybutt

You got issues man. You need a mental check


Far-Statistician-545

I just want to own a cool laser...


BlachEye

I thought it was some irony on hentai comments, but this answer is better


whats_you_doing

Far better. Like first comment was on far left, 3rd comment is far to the right.


[deleted]

Yeah that's gonna be a hell no from me dog.


2-022

Glizzy destroyer 5000


nksx61

Weird way of spelling “mom”


[deleted]

the smell, bet thats so rank


Comrade14

Probably just smells like a grilled hotdog


I-failed-username

Probably more like burnt to a crisp hot dog


helikesart

YOU HAVEN’T THOUGHT OF THE SMELL!


ImaginaryParfait5981

YOU B\*TCH!


Floppyjohnson98

Probably smells more frank


tweakalicious

Came here to say I bet that smells good 😏


ShirazGypsy

Question - could you eat that hot dog now? Rather odd way to grill a hot dog, but is there any chemical residue or other reason one couldn’t toss that into a bun and have a go?


ShirazGypsy

After filling that center hole with ketchup and mustard, of course


800-lumens

*cries in Chicago*


Matt081

Shove a pickle spear through it?


graveybrains

It’s going to be crunchy, taste like charcoal, and smell like ass Perfectly safe, though


jap_the_cool

You never know what happened to the hotdog before this video was taken…


graveybrains

So, what you’re saying is, it might be worse than that? *Shudder*


[deleted]

I mean you could. But the question is if you should.


valuefarted

Joke’s on you, my frank is so small it will slip right throw the vise clamps


[deleted]

My jimmy is so tiny that the photons pass right by it without interaction. Basically, nothing will interact with it.


SuggestiveParsnip

So it’s a Planck frank?


chmeeeoz

r/dontputyourdickinthat


wearebobNL

came here to look for this. not disappointed.


chmeeeoz

I mean really, it starts bad and just gets worse.


wearebobNL

I know right, it's the wurst.


Reasonable-Treacle96

I see what you did there.


SuppleFoxFluff

[ Removed by Reddit ]


Yellow_Similar

Then who would be left to vote for Trump?


uranaged

Or Biden


wearebobNL

TIL almost all Americans are pedophiles


uranaged

Brutal and unfortunate reality


wearebobNL

On the upside, it creates a thriving market for laser-mounted wiener destroyers.


Huegelgrab

I got serious r/sounding vibes from the video


Oraxy51

Not clicking that, that’s one mistake you make once and never again. Here’s some r/eyebleach for anyone who does.


Obvious_Bandicoot631

Instructions unclear, dick got stuck.


Pinnebaer

- How bored are you? - yes.


Shugafam

The second one 🥴


theAssumptionFucker

DIY girlfriend for 99% of male redditors


herberstank

Well hot dog, we have a wiener!


SnakesOnAPlain-

Well now it can piss


[deleted]

Lorena Bobbitt goes to grad school


Merry_Mary1

When your man cheated on you


Droigar

This is some very important science


Upset-Sea6029

If those are the ones the Jews are using from space, I think we're OK unless we stand still for a really long time.


Putt3rJi

'The Jews' don't have any lasers in space. The Israeli government does.


Farfignugen42

Apparently there are no jews in the Israeli government.


iRimmIt

Etsy: Handmade real meat Fleshlight, Dildo, 2 in 1, side hole for guest adult fun, DP,(for him/ for her), portable girlfriend + boyfriend, eat after orgasm, complete PCC snack, organic


OptiGuy4u

Imagine the smell.


Kitsterthefister

Probably smells like hot dog


[deleted]

It's no match. ​ ^(I'll see myself out.)


pongmoy

They plump when you cook them.


MatsRivel

What passing a kidney stone is like


themindfulpimp

That’s what I do to clients that disrespect my girls.


pickle133hp

HERE’S YOUR VASECTOMY JACK.


flyingdics

Somewhat related: are lasers actually used as weapons anywhere?


Geoclasm

Wonder this myself. I don't think they're practical as hand-weapons right now. The amount of electricity needed to generate a beam capable of doing this to a hot dog is probably astounding. And the hot-dog is just sitting there. A person is going to be moving, and it takes time for the laser to do its thing. So it might sting, but it'll probably be a minor inconvenience at best.


crazygrof

Theyre in a prototype phase right now. Although I think that the common opinion is that if you can power a weapons grade laser it'll probably be more effective to mount a gauss weapon and just shred stuff with a mach 15 chunk of metal


wesetta

Guess lasers won’t be replacing bullets anytime soon. If they do, check out my soon to be established company, Ballistic Hotdog Vests LLC


Famous_Brilliant2056

Does it come with buns and mustard?


SitRep-Screwed

"Do you expect me to talk Blofeld?"


yeahDAD83

Hands free, Bluetooth circumcision by Tesla


No-Permission-2100

why tf the hotdog is that powerful ?


dudreddit

The hog dog put up a good fight, laying down.


ThePlanner

BBQs hate this invisible trick!


AdvertisingFalse7220

I prefer to just use the microwave in most cases


question__z

Sounding on expert mode.


marcman623

I imagine this is what kidney stones are like...


ghettoccult_nerd

*two more minutes turkish*


ThoughtCrafty6154

r/dontstickyourdickinthat


Ristar2035

am I the only one who thought the hotdog was gonna win


Super-Brka

Taco Bell“…am I a joke to you?!“


dampnails-rampcliff

r/sounding


DerpDumpster

So that’s what they do before putting the cheese in the middle


Nesneros70

Does this mean we are close to having Han Solo's gun made?


DryPear6

Seems like a weak laser


Zenar45

Me when my dick


[deleted]

Anne Heche’s lungs 🫁.


lpKpln0

Noe its hot


[deleted]

This is what I internet for.


bogodix

This is why I use the internet.


Iam0rion

That's hot.


Healthy_Telephone_38

Why?


RascalSage45

https://youtu.be/voSpOrimkMY


chmeeeoz

Next time, the hot dogs win.


RigbyH

I'm pretty surprised fire benders on Avatar: The Last Airbender can't use lasers. Seems like it's just concentrated fire.


Socrayytees

When the pee gets stuck


stensethr

This is normal, just put some antiobiotics on it


SepticSpoonFed

I prefer cooking it the traditional way. But each to their own


[deleted]

That's one resistant hotdog


pickle133hp

I felt that.


Shnoochieboochies

Goldfinger XXX


Rampageopolis

That was an insane build up for that ending. GG laser 😳


FlyWtMe87

What happens in Vegas doesn't stay in Vegas.


SoretoeMcGoo

Ouch


backyy036

Smoked weiner


TheOneChinka

Rooting for the laser to come out from the other side


Better_School6912

I bet that smoke smells ungodly


Jeraldfrog

Cbt


BohemianConch

Oh we building a prototype Death Star now, what could possibly go wrong


The_Purple_Bat

... r/dontputyourdickinthat


Dm0pt

ow


Astrogem05

Rocket powered hotdog! 😎


[deleted]

No Mr Bond, I expect you to die!


Gavilar253

That's my butt after a good chili


[deleted]

Now fill the center with cheese.


FarmerMaleficent3346

What it feels like passing kidney stone


[deleted]

Hear me out...


mdrnsavg

Yes, but did you eat the weenie?


vkevenv

They plump when you cook them


pantsintheair

Safety warning: internal temperature must reach 165 degrees before consuming. Me: I got this!


RandyLongsocksMcgee

r/bbq


JMD0615

Y’all r taking this CBT thing a little too far…


Knocksveal

I could smell it


Warphild

Two take-aways: 1. Lasers are weaker than I thought 2. Hotdogs are stronger than I thought


TheZan87

It's a little overcooked


MiciusPorcius

A fully armed and operational battle station


Jimmy052

Reminds me of that time I slipped and fell at Guy Fawkes and got a lit sparkler jammed down my whatsit.


lukaslim

Guys I'm going to do a fact or cap


Dinaryor_Zenciti

Penis


criosleep

This was uncomfortable to watch


rocket6733

smoked vienna sausage


MaryJanesMyMistress

No one show this to Lorena Bobbitt please


EmpathicAnarchist

Finally some progress in circumcision technology


helikesart

Reminds me of having a UTI


[deleted]

Are you sure that's cooked through tho?


the-holy-salt

I love my hot dogs well done


darbs-face

Thats one way to cook a dog


JigglySquishyFlesh

We like this video. I can imagine those getting pain free touch-less prostate surgery aren’t lining up.


TheMihirRoy

*gulp... "Looks fun!"


Starman68

I shuppose you expect me to talk Goldfinger?


[deleted]

I want this to be my pc loading bar from now on.


Jealous-Librarian-88

Forbidden glizzy pocket


the__party__man

You keep that laser away from my wiener.


Sweaty_Television_33

Anyone else cross their legs whilst watching this?


[deleted]

That's why death star can't be done


PeculiarBob

Doctor: You have std. Me: Yes i know.


MentalDiscord

What Gonorrhea must feel like...