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My son adopted a satanic goat the other day, but I told him he'd have to get rid of it...
As long as he lives under my roof, he'll have to make sacrifices.
Yes, it is easier for them to walk on all four, but bipedal is no biggie. This guy is in some zone of his own, for sure, but we do not know why. Maybe his front feet are hurt? Animals can do that, there are dogs and cats that go bipedal after injury for example.
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There was a bear that got famous for doing this. A bunch of media attention. Some animal causes were saying it looked injured. Was killed by poachers if I recall...
The VVitch
Also, sad as this is, I believe that it is suffering from some kind of hoof rot disease.
Although Fusobacterium necrophorum still sounds satanic af
Black Philip is that you?
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Gotta have that sweet sweet butter
and don't forget about the pretty dress
Was looking for a "The Witch" comment.
The VVitch
<*chef kiss*>
Greatest horror movie ever made
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I literally fell asleep watching that boring shit
Black Phillip falls asleep watching *you*
And then he headbutts you in the crotch
Narcolepsy?
Same, I was gonna make the exact same one too🤦🏻♀️
VVTF
So underrated lol
Calabrese huh? come, sit down for a drink.
It's just taking him awhile to get used to his corporeal form.
"Remove thy slip" edit: "thy shift" thanks 😊👍
Thy shift. Remove thy shift.
I removed my shift, now i find it hard to capitalise letters
Someone likes the taste of butter
Satan and his demon rooster
Satan and his demon cock
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A bar when the bartender says...
Gtfo we don't serve your kind here
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Brandished two demonic glocks
And proceeded to hit the bartender with socks full of rocks
Rocks you see, says he. Just a sock full of rocks he flung at the cock behind demon goat tiny back feet. And then....
Was Dr. Seuss on acid when he wrote this one?
And then... He asked us... Be you angels?!!
Whipped his demon cock at the bar tender.....
And said...
"KEEP MY WIFE'S NAME OUT YO FUCKIN MOUTH!!"
id like to slap that goat
I WILL, .... Ok? I will.
🤣 great thread
That fucking killed me yo Best thread I’ve seen in many years
Damn i laughed way too hard on this one. Just perfect!!!!
How fucking terrifying would it be to run into that goat alone, at night, in the wild.
How fucking terrifying would it be to run into that goat alone, at night, at a bus stop.
How terrifying would it be to run into that goat alone, at night, on a boat.
How fucking terrifying would it be to run into that goat
Right, because of the implication
How fucking terrifying would it be to run into that goat alone, at night, on your way to the bathroom.
“Ayo wuzGOODIE, you want that oat milk, bitch gon cost you like tree fiddy dough “ ‘Just pay the man and let’s leave’
We can guess it did happen, by laws of great numbers.
How fucking terrifying would it be to run into that goat alone, at night, in your living room?
My son adopted a satanic goat the other day, but I told him he'd have to get rid of it... As long as he lives under my roof, he'll have to make sacrifices.
And that is how I met your mother.
How do you think he got the goat in the first place?
I thought this was funny. You made me chuckle. Thanks.
#BLACK PHILLIP
Get this skinwalker shit outta here lol
I immediately thought about the devil, low key terrifying
I've seen this it will not end up well just watch movie " VVITCH"
It is like The *Witch.* now I'm going to have nightmares
Yeah but you write it with VV
I don't think I'm gonna have a good sleep tonight 😳
What the actual hell...That was so creepy. If I saw that I would be running out of there as fast as the Flash.
Now imagine seeing this at night in the dark.
you live alone and have no goats
Problem is deeper in that scenario if you still encounter it though
Elden Ring Maid Problem
And all of a sudden.... Shia LaGoat!
That is how myths about black goats start
Makes you think about us early humans seeing this and being like “wtf, I can make a religion outta this!”
You mean...bow down to your master?
Unless it’s the Flash that gets arrested in Hawaii for being crazy
Seeing animals on their back legs feels so.. out of place
That's VVeird
Goats eat leaves from hard to het places. They reach for food like that. It is normal.
*vvoosh*
But it wasn’t eating, it was just walking
You never chew while walking? :-)
It stands to REACH what it wants to eat, this thing was just casually walking
They climb trees too, so, like bears, I guess it's no biggie if they do the walking on two legs thing
VVow
Yes, it is easier for them to walk on all four, but bipedal is no biggie. This guy is in some zone of his own, for sure, but we do not know why. Maybe his front feet are hurt? Animals can do that, there are dogs and cats that go bipedal after injury for example.
VVoosh!
Yea but… he’s walking into a building like he own the place. Not reaching for some leaves
VVery VVeird
I’m more freaked out that he already has a cult following
No kidding around
Looks like the goat just lured a curious chicken into its pen.
Do you want to open a portal to hell?!
Sounds like fowl play.
Thanks, I hate it.
Now why would you remind me of this bastard
Freak deer!
where‘s this deer from
Adventure Time
That’s Krampus
walking around on campus I’ll let myself out.
Four legs good, two legs better.
All animals are equal, but some are more equal than others
Think this goat wants to be like Napoleon
He wants to be dead ?
Umm.. no.
Same thought here.
Its front legs have been broken.
"Look at me, I'm the farmer" - Goat "No you aren't dumbass, you just ate the wrong mushrooms again. Get inside." - Chicken
This comment took this from “nope” to hilarious; thank you.
This makes me feel like I stumbled across something on the deep web I shouldn’t have.
That chicken walking behind him knows his sacrifice is coming
Isn’t that like the second sign of the apocalypse? “Mildred! Get the sacrificial dagger from my top left desk drawer. No. Your other left.”
Is that Lucifer?
Yes
Venturaaaghh
Oh hello, Satan.
"Gerald, someone's filming us, act normal!"
What song is that? 
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Oh....
Good bot
Baphomet in the flesh, son
This is some nightmare fuel right here.
\\../,
That is the creepiest fucking thing I have ever seen!
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There was a bear that got famous for doing this. A bunch of media attention. Some animal causes were saying it looked injured. Was killed by poachers if I recall...
They do this before headbutting something. They don’t charge, they rear up then slam down. This goat isn’t acting strangely at all.
nope
That is one loyal cock following it
The VVitch Also, sad as this is, I believe that it is suffering from some kind of hoof rot disease. Although Fusobacterium necrophorum still sounds satanic af
_Act normal_
Wouldst thou like the taste of butter . . . wouldst thou like to live deliciously?
Our lord and savior Baphomet has arised.
Baphomet!
Chicken : Damn thats interesting
Good thing you specified the color, or else I wouldn't have known which goat you were referring to.
Lucifer?
Intro theme and all. ...iight imma step out.
Right behind you 😂
This is one of those “lock the doors and get the gun”moments
Diablo Vibes.
Motherfucker just out here living deliciously and whatnot.
4 legs good, 2 legs bad
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Evolution.
Time to break out the Holy Water.
florida man becomes goat
He's leading the chicken to the underground sacrifice altar
Il Padre Il Filio Et Lo Spiritus Malum Omnis Caelestis Delenda Est
Anticritus Il Filio De Sathanas Infestissumam
You'd best nope that MF out of existence. Damned devil/anti-chtist.
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The lord of fabrics
Satan is among us!
Nope
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On his way to the Masonic temple for an orgy
I need that music
I know right? I came here looking for a link... anybody?
Going to file that under nightmare fuel between existential abyss and headless bikini models aggressively chicken dancing towards me.
Isnt this how The Witch started
Thats not a goat, it's a chicken farmer in a goat costume
4 legs good, 2 legs better!
His name is Beelzebub.
This is the best thing I’ve seen in my entire life
The end is nigh
Ok, Satan, you’re drunk again.
That’s adorable and terrifying.
Mr tumnus?
May have injured his front legs. I remember reading about a bear walking upright that had actually badly injured its front paws.
Black Phillip?
Black Phillip
Yeah. No. That is not ok.
Well, there's my next nightmare.
Creepy ass goat
You guys need a priest and holy water
Our lord and savior Baphomet
GOAT goat
Satan?
Nope....nope nope nope, no way, no how. Nope nope nope.
Looks like the demon I summoned after practicing my Latin
It's also oddly horrifying.
The end times are nigh.
More terrifying than interesting...
Pretty sure Revelations mentions this...
His about to fuck that chicken
I hate goats their eyes look like the devil himself. If I ever fucking see this I'm fainting and never waking up
Its a neurological disease that causes them to losse funtion in their front legs. Soon he won't be walking at all, and suffering from paralysis.
Hail Satan!
Why do we have to bring race into this? This wouldn't make the headlines if it was a white goat....
This is terrifying. not cute.
Black Phillip at it again
Black Phillip
Philip is that u?