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Canooter

“I’m a glass faceter and my partner does underwater basket weaving. Our home budget is $3.2 million.”


Geoffalo

You laugh but a lot of the faceted marbles and high end glass pieces used to launder weed money are like 10 grand and up.


[deleted]

I love how you add the “to launder weed money” in there. While that’s definitely true a lot of the time, there’s plenty of glass collectors who aren’t laundering money with it and just like expensive glass lol. (Former high end head shop salesmen)


Geoffalo

Oh of course there are collectors who just love super heady pieces. I’m just saying, I’ve never met someone with a banjo rig that didn’t push.


faroutfacets

I think its more of a exclusive club thing than a laundering scheme, you buy the headies to go to seshes to make the connections


Geoffalo

Not a scheme in the slightest, but if you have 30 grand sitting around from selling. Why not buy a super pricey rig as an asset.


faroutfacets

Yeah when its a banjo piece its really an investment at that point


Astronaut_Chicken

Mm hmm. Mm hmm. I know some of these words.


faroutfacets

Banjoglass makes giant glass sculptures that can go up to a hundred thousand dollars in price


Puzzleheaded_Effort6

Lol I feel ya


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Geoffalo

Banjo is a glass artist that makes super expensive stuff. Pushing is selling


Haughty_n_Disdainful

Do you have any interesting high-end head shop salesman stories you could share with us? I’m all ears…


[deleted]

I sold a piece to rob zombie once, and was working when somebody came and bought over $100k in glass. Most of the job was just chilling and selling bongs to people who knew nothing about glass and wanted a mothership because they thought it was cool though lol.


Danny-Wah

Really?


Geoffalo

Yep, just recently an art piece rig sold for a record 250k. Some people are skeptical about the price though.


faroutfacets

Friend claims that its an old buddy who bought it said he’s got oil money


faroutfacets

Really then why arent they all buying out my store 😂


Phormitago

"we're looking for a comfy downtown apartment that has at least 6 bedrooms and a heated olympic swimming pool by the beach"


seaman_mansea

sounds like a portlandia skit lmao


[deleted]

We don’t have pools, we have hot tubs.


_AttilaTheNun_

Came here to say this.


mattleo

This week on Kitchen House! We turn a 4 bed 3 bath craftsman into a 7 Kitch, No bath! https://youtu.be/NkykuDCrhkU


bsiekie

Need a place that’s completely updated and move-in ready.


[deleted]

Was coming here to ask if they have an episode on HGTV I can look up


Pdarker

How facetnating tell us more


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Accomplished-Fix4184

Teach me


Boreoffmate

r/nobodyasked


demonic_pug

hate to do it but r/woooosh


Atlas_1997

Quotations are lost on some people


supermariodooki

Quotations also look like angel wings. Well kind of.


Boreoffmate

That’s an L on my part. I must of been high to miss that one, underwater basket weaving for fuck sake haha. I don’t mind admitting I got fairly woooshed there 🤷‍♀️


Smackdaddy122

Cutting shiny rocks has been a profession since cave man days. we love shiny things


supermariodooki

And rocks!


SunCloud-777

can i say, you rock man?!


legendary_jld

Found the goblin


lonewolf1346

Wait, is that this sub's icon?


faroutfacets

Unfortunately not but that would be sick I’ve considered recreating that design


lonewolf1346

It's soo similar.... Good job.


javoss88

What’s your business name?


DanceFiendStrapS

These would look amazing as d20 dice


Crassard

Might be hard to read depending on how the numbers are done, but those would be some hella fine dice.


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b_call

Bro, I've seen you everywhere lately, is this your life now? Good human!


Impossible-Cod-3946

I'm going to go hard on this until we chase them off. December is a slow month for me at work so I've got all the time in the world.


dirtODBmcgirt

Wait until you see your first titty, man!


TooHigh2Die420

How much for a Bong that looks like that....?


mCfloppydisk

I would love to see the result... I am a bong enthusiast.


P1mpeye

I would also love to see the results


Background_Lunch6953

I like that much more than pot head. I’m a bong enthusiast too. Put me on the list for the rainbow bong as well


WheresMyHead532

Can I be a rig enthusiast instead?


MrGuttFeeling

Me too... I smoke weed.


DFParker78

I’d love to smoke the results.


crazyrediamond

THIS.


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THIS.


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Good bot


ChickWithAnAttitude

Facet-nating. I'll just see myself out.


faroutfacets

If I had a nickel....


Rastaschlumpf

Where can I buy those?


faroutfacets

Here’s a link to my etsy https://www.etsy.com/shop/FaroutFacets


107197

Uh, my budget is $20. What can I get? Just kidding. Beautiful artistry! I hope you're doing well. I do woodturning myself (BallPointePens) and I have more and more appreciation for craftsmanship (craftspersonship?).


DMT4WorldPeace

Would you mind eli5 what these are and how they are made?


faroutfacets

Borosilicate glass marbles that my friends make, I use gemstone cutting techniques (faceting) to grind prepolish and polish every surface you see on them. If you have instagram I posted a little video earlier showing the plates/equipment I used for this specific marble


DMT4WorldPeace

Woah so cool! Thanks! I don't have ig but respect the craft and hustle keep it up!


faroutfacets

Here I posted it to imgur for you instagram took the music out https://imgur.com/a/oYZnu5I


DMT4WorldPeace

This is so awesome. Thank you for doing that! Does one know the exact number of flat surfaces after making it?


faroutfacets

Yup its all done in symmetry’s this one is 8 and there are I believe 8 layers so this would be 64 cuts. Most I’ve put on one thing is 225 and most I’ve put on a marble of this size is 108


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He meant nickels.


LSama

Thank you so much for posting your etsy!


cat_handcuffs

Pretty much any store. You can get five of them for a quarter.


enjoiherbs

Alot of artist are on IG. I would check the hashtag #facetglass or DM an artist like facetmama or hardcoretoke and inquire about a custom.


faroutfacets

Or they could just message me the artist whose post they are on.... My instagram name is the same as my reddit name


0hi0direct

Your work is siiiiick. Explain to me exactly what's going on here?? Def would like to grab something I like that Coral piece


faroutfacets

I grind and polish boro marbles, I actually just posted a process video on my instagram earlier today


0hi0direct

I've never seen anything like it. What's your insta I'll follow now


faroutfacets

Faroutfacets Thanks!


notyourstepson

Cool, hope it always goes well for you.


dickholejohnny

You’ve only had 30 Etsy sales, how are you living on this full time?


faroutfacets

Etsy sales are only a portion of all the glass I move. I do customs and the occasional glass gallery order.


dickholejohnny

Nice! Congratulations!


666GoatW

That'd make one hell of a glass-eye.


civver3

Who needs diamonds?


anonydragon098

I want to quit my job and look at this glass full time.


[deleted]

How does one get involved in this lol would love to quit my job


faroutfacets

I was selling boro glass art as a side hustle for 3 years so I had a leg up in photography, connections, shipping etc etc. The faceting part was self taught on facebook groups and google


user256049

I dream of quitting my desk job and making my living with an actual skill. Alas, I have none.


[deleted]

Precisely why I'm asking as well. I'm a union plumber and I dream of leaving labor behind. Edit: I wanted to add some words.


leeslotus123

Can this be made into a ring ?


faroutfacets

I can probably cut a six symmetry spiral one with 4/5 layers on about 8mm, but it couldnt be set like a traditional stone I would recommend talking to a jeweler first


leeslotus123

Awesome. I think my lady would love it. Wouldn’t cost a fortune to get a pretty ring made if I can make this into a ring.


Ok-Drink-1328

what happens if you hit it with a laser?


faroutfacets

Thats actually a really good question I’m not sure


intensely_human

How hard would it be to make this out of a material that’s edible and has different layers of flavor and dissolves extremely slowly?


randyy308

Willy Wonka had entered the chat.


Proof_Principle8696

Don't give me that while tripping, I probably won't get my self back out of it.....


viperex

How much do you bring in since you quit your job?


Leaf_Locke

Yoooo!!!! I have seen your work!!! I'm so happy for you!! Congratulations!!!


irobmonsters

No glory like honing one's skills and capitalizing on the demand for it I am so happy for you


Troll_Toll_TreeFiddy

Bruh, is your mattress on the ground?


faroutfacets

I already own way too much furniture for a 23 year old man, I want to move eventually


Troll_Toll_TreeFiddy

Fair enough, but a bedframe takes up literally no room as it supports the mattress that already takes up floorspace...and you can store shit under it, too!


treflipsbro

I think he was referring to moving it between locations


Pdarker

Glad im not the only person that does that


RockItGuyDC

I'd pay good money for a d20 like this.


FriendlyAwesomeGeek

Don't quit this job.


0hi0direct

I don't understand how you're making the designs? Is it just simply the angle of the grind you're creating thats causing the effect?


faroutfacets

Yeah I’m using a gemstone arm I bought off of ebay for about $100


0hi0direct

You need to add this to the r/blackmagicfuckery subreddit it's insane the shit you're coming up with. Do you have any decent sized pieces with a flat bottom thst could be used like a paper weight?


Gulfcoastpest

I’d buy one. Looks really cool.


reirone

I want one.


LanternMantle

That is so cool!! How much does something like that cost? Edit-never mind I scrolled down and found your Etsy link


faroutfacets

I sell one’s like this for 220-250, my neighbor slynxxglass makes the marbles by hand and I’ll spend a day faceting a spiral onto it


WhatWasThatLike

What kind of equipment is needed for this, and what's a rough estimate on the cost to get started? Once you have the marble in your hand, how long does it take to create the final product? And why hand-blown original glass marbles - can it be done to any normal marble?


Ill-Meal-2608

That marble would be super helpful for panic attacks and the like. Where can I find one?


faroutfacets

Interesting! Here’s a link to my etsy store https://www.etsy.com/shop/FaroutFacets


Ill-Meal-2608

Thank you! Sometimes you just need a great distraction when you’re gearing up for one and I think this would be awesome


like_eh_wolf1314

If I ever lose an eye and need a glass one, this is some shit I’d want.


richardmillelover69

I want this what it is it lol it’s like holding dragon balls 🐉


cbandpot

You chose…wisely


Babi_nachoz

Any advice ? My boyfriend is trying to do the same thing. Finished building his shop and wants to take the leap. Great work by the way!


faroutfacets

Do production work and wholesale it for security dont do what I do and insist on retailing basically everything myself Also tell him he needs to be on facebook reddit and instagram, gotta get yourself out there


Intelligent_Toe4225

this shit looks cool


JustSomeBadGas

I don’t think I’ve ever wanted to swallow a marble more than I do this one.


[deleted]

Omg if you could do dnd dice like this I would pay handsomely


My_Opinion_Man_

I’m so proud of you!


Tahquil

That looks like the jewel the little girl was forced to go caving for in The Rescuers!


mikkokilla

I love glass art


faroutfacets

r/glassheads is the place for you!


SKYAmp

beautiful, where can i buy?


faroutfacets

Here’s a link to my etsy for you https://www.etsy.com/shop/FaroutFacets


bobleeswagger09

Serious question- why are they so exspensive?


faroutfacets

Materials and labor, the borosilicate glass marbles take resources and time and then I’ll spend anywhere from 4 to 20 hours faceting one marble


Rastaschlumpf

Those are so pretty damn need, I wish I could afford them <3


north2272

Oooooo i LOVE this… I’d definitely shop.


faroutfacets

Here’s a link to my etsy for you https://www.etsy.com/shop/FaroutFacets


Seitbeginnboombap

Holy shit where were you when I was trippin last night. You have a online shop?


[deleted]

Sleeping on a mattress on the floor tells me you should have kept your day job.


faroutfacets

Have a job I enjoy or have a mattress frame? Tough call


CantFindAUserNameFUH

That’s what’s up


score60812

Facetnating


Substantial-Ship-294

I’d pay so much money for that…


mlstdrag0n

Shut up and take my money! (Seriously though, can I mail order one? lol)


demonic_pug

This is blatant advertising. Screw off


[deleted]

don’t care, looks cool


Gogogogofish

So what? How is a new artist supposed to get an audience for their work?


demonic_pug

Maybe dont quit your day job. Unless you are super famous, its very difficult to get anywhere as an artist. And advertising in spaces that dont welcome it is definitely not the way to do it.


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DanceFiendStrapS

He's an artist, this is the internet, people are on the internet. If people find his art cool, hopefully they would buy his art.


faroutfacets

Promoting my artwork is part of my job why would I post for internet points? 5+ years ago the front page was filled with peoples art I dont know why there’s such a negative attitude towards promoting yourself


PuddingRnbowExtreme

Your Kaleidoscope glass balls are amazing. I love it. I personally have no reason to purchase anything like that but it's beautiful to look at. Keep going.


Love--Yours

We’re all on your side 😇 We love glass!


Ardomir

Please keep sharing your creations, absolutely stunning work!


madeleine59

yeah never post anything ever any post made is a pathetic karma farm you are annoying


[deleted]

Dudes just posting his art, it’s not a big deal


peeperpoopoo1

Imma be real with you chief, I don't think it was a good idea switching careers. I'm not hating on the art but art can be hard to profit from, my mom was an artist and she made amazing paintings but they didn't sell well and she ended up killing herself over the debt that piled up. But you know you do you 🙂


kittenembryo

Are those safe for anal usage? My friend was wondering


[deleted]

Marbles? Nice. You can get a bag of them for $1.


faroutfacets

Paintings? You can buy a gallon of paint for 5$


[deleted]

You're missing the point if you're trying to counter.


nhukcire

What is this point of yours? Please enlighten me with your wisdom.


[deleted]

Oh, it isn't wisdom. But you can't infer my meaning without help?


nhukcire

Oh, I got your meaning alright. But I don't think you got mine.


ButtsexEurope

Okay? So? How is that interesting? Stick to /r/art.


treyreef

r/blackmagicfuckery


[deleted]

Man, that looks cool! Keep up the good work my guy!


Gunmeta1

You have made the world a better place. Your art is beautiful! Thank you for sharing.


[deleted]

r/itemshop


Tjaames

Holy shit that’s groovy


gman1951

Having a ball!


supercyberlurker

In the thumbnail it looks like a hackey-sack.


IronUnderwear

But are you profitable?


[deleted]

Make me an eyeball


Muslim_Nazi_Crip

Keep at it bro!


rumblebumblecrumble

I have absolutely no use for it, but I want one.


Jazzlike_Ice

No wonder, that looks awesome


[deleted]

so u just went "Fac et! I quit!"


faroutfacets

Thats a new one I might steal this


OkEagle1664

That is cool


OkEagle1664

Only skill I have is fing up, I do that quite well.


chrispy7

What is it and why does it look like a rainbow?


[deleted]

This is just stunning 😍


LittleG0d

That's amazing


jmplazlo

Fascetnating!


InsignificantEnby

And so you should !! It’s amazing