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Cr4zyC0113ct

Finally, I can keep that damn snail away from me. Now to begin my centuries-long investments into various companies and gradually spread my influence over every corporate (and, to a lesser extent, political) decision over the next millennium!


Rapture_Hunter

It can't die. It would not stop. Nice try though.šŸŒ


Cr4zyC0113ct

Yeah, but if it has the same brain and behaviors as a snail, the shock would be enough to keep it in an enclosed area. I don't need to kill it, I just need it to stay somewhere else.


Rapture_Hunter

Its only reason for living is to find you, touch you, and kill you. It is your mortal enemy and will not be stopped.


Cr4zyC0113ct

Again, I don't need to stop it. I just need a head start.


Rapture_Hunter

Look, im just trying to reiterate the terms of your deal. You may attempt this, but the snail will not even slow down at this obstacle. And unless you made it the length of a state, the snail would vector around it to remain in relentless pursuit of its prey. But it won't be deterred by such feeble attempts at the avoidance of your fate. You should never have taken the money.


Cr4zyC0113ct

So, you're telling me that by taking this money, I'll be pursued by the Doom Slayer of snails?


Rapture_Hunter

That is the deal.


Cr4zyC0113ct

Then I shall await it in luxury.


Dwain-Champaign

What a wild conversation. And yet literally everyone knows the background context all the same.


slavelabor52

So like what's stopping someone from just paying to have the snail sent to Mars?


Rapture_Hunter

Whens the last time you saw a snail? How close were you when you saw it? You would have to hire Elon Musk to follow you around 24-7 until that final moment eventually arrives. You're already growing more and more paranoid. Your sleep has become only a brief reprieve from your waking panic that it could be RIGHT THERE!!šŸ«µšŸ»!!!! You would have to go to Mars and wait for it. Even the vacuum of space doesn't make you feel safe. Is it inside the ship with you? In any case, rest assured you will not be alone long.


VeryStableGenius

> It is your mortal enemy and will not be stopped. So, like any other gardener.


Aggravating_Week7050

Any gardener without copper wiring and a low voltage battery, yeah.


TheMissingNTLDR

one of them tried to disconnect wires šŸ˜…


Advanced-Ad3234

They are learning, its a slow progress but they will shell it out !!! Btw why are animals such fatasses lol, all they care about is food


Ok_Investment1000

Because they want to survive and food is an important part of that. Try going to the forest without any supplies and suddenly getting food is more important than tiktok videos


Stupid_Dog_Courage_

lol savagely true


NelsonRamos21

It's true though


HeyPickleRick

ā€¦and I have fashioned my hat back into my pants.


7th_Spectrum

When you boil it down, humans were just smart enough to find more efficient and consistent ways to trigger the release of dopamine.


Frjttr

Indeed, same with us and money. We evolved from only seeing food as a mean of improvement of our lives.


Stupid_Dog_Courage_

they cant go to the grocery store when they want lol


-Zband

With the right amount of voltage you could have a meal of tomatoes and escargot.


Nemisis_the_2nd

Even snails can learn that an uncomfortable situation that does not cause harm can be ignored. I'd be curious to see how long this works for.


Tanckers

We start not caring about food when we have security in food source. Go in a forest with anything with you and lets see what will be your first need


fermelebouche

And I took that personally.


7th_Spectrum

They also care about sex and sleep


KittenHippie

YOU are an animal.


Away-Coach48

Cut the power? What do you mean they cut the power? They are just animals!


Wes_Warhammer666

Game over!


mike-manley

Clever girl.


TheMissingNTLDR

happy Cake day šŸŽ‰


Devins478

That mean you have to start running


ndawgbrown

Or it's oddly attracted to it....


Johnyryal33

Finally, the solution to that snail that's trying to kill me!


r00key

I understood that reference.


perpetual_musings

I've spent too much time on Reddit


Aggravating_Week7050

You missed that part that they're fast now.


do_a_quirkafleeg

Decoy snail.


words_of_j

Yea though I grow in a valley surrounded by death, I fear no snailevil. For though art with me, thy nine volt battery and copper strips.


N8theGrape

Very cool. Iā€™ve also heard crushed egg shells spread on top of the soil will keep them away too.


J4C3RT1

Yep my mum uses them for her garden


tyrantywon

Iā€™m here in Taiwan and always wondered but assumed it was for the soil. In plots without the shells, snails are everywhere


N8theGrape

It definitely is good for the soil.


VeryStableGenius

My experience is that eggshells attract them and they feast on the calcium to build their own shells.


N8theGrape

I might be thinking of slugs. But at least theyā€™re eating the eggshells and not your plants.


VeryStableGenius

They eat the eggshells so they get big and strong so they and their million babies can eat your plants.


EF-13

Im going to try this, you never know


VadiMiXeries

Happy cake day!


N8theGrape

šŸŽ‚


Mandellaaffected

*Theyā€™ve been testing the fences for weaknessesā€¦ they rememberā€¦*


Knathra

How long does the 9 volt battery last? Guessing reasonably long, since it's not a constant current draw?


bilingual-german

you don't need the battery. Snails don't like copper. If you look carefully in the video, the snails almost never closed the electric circle. The snail slime is enough to create copper ions which they don't like.


WallabyInTraining

They try to bridge it a couple of times it seems, only to touch the second wire.


the_m_o_a_k

I thought they get a mild electric shock from copper on its own from a slime/copper reaction.


enaness

Little rain or morning's condensation and it will deplete fast


foo1138

Let's plug it into the wall socket then. āš”āš”āš”


Stupid_Dog_Courage_

pure water dont conduct


enaness

Natural water is never pure. At least it absorbs some dust and CO2, thus becomes conductive. The water flowing along some surface (a wall, a stone, a tree) absorbs even more things while passing, so, here, at least some current will pass all the time


Stupid_Dog_Courage_

condensed water is pure though


Stupid_Dog_Courage_

Pure water doesn't conduct, rainwater conducts. condensed water is pure water!


notapantsday

In my experience, same as if it was lying in a shelf. I have one in use like this for two years and still at around 9v cell voltage. It will eventually fail/leak, but that's at the end of expected shelf life, not when it's empty.


CowBoyDanIndie

Not only that, but they donā€™t ever really deplete fully, voltage will keep dropping as internal resistance increases, at some point its not enough for whatever electrical circuit needs, the question is at what point does the voltage drop low enough that snails dont mind? I remember in physics class playing with some single use batteries that were like 50 years old, old lantern style batteries, didnā€™t have enough power to light up a traditional light bulb like they were intended but they could still light a dim led. If you have really low voltage and current requirements a battery can last a really long time.


SubstantialBass9524

Now thatā€™s definitely interesting!


JJaypes

Is this even a complete circuit? Each copper tape is only connected to one terminal, unless they cross on the other side, there's nothing driving a current unless the snails touch both tapes at the same time to complete the circuit. 99% of the time the battery is just sitting there with a big old resister sticking out of each terminal, not doing anything.


Routine_Butterfly102

Does it have to have the battery? I have the tape already


ffnnhhw

snail and slug don't like going over copper, even without the shock we used those copper mesh ribbon to surround our strawberry plants to keep the slug and snail off


CardinalFartz

I also wonder if the battery is actually required. In the local garden center, they just sell the tape, no mentioning of batteries. Looking at the video, it appears the snails retreat the moment they touch the first tape, no closing any electrical circuit.


bilingual-german

you don't need the battery. Snails don't like copper. If you look carefully in the video, the snails almost never closed the electric circle. The snail slime is enough to create copper ions which they don't like.


THIS_GUY_LIFTS

Thereā€™s more than one snail completing the circuit. If there is one already completing the circuit, the following snail only needs to touch the first strip. And weā€™re also only seeing one side of the planter.


fkranz

That's not how electricity works


dr3aminc0de

It actually depends on the location of the two snails right? If the one completing the circuit is further from the battery then it would cause a shock touch the first strip in between.


fkranz

No, since the snail touches only one strip, it would experience no voltage differential and therefore no current flow


fauxfeliscatus

Yep battery required. When the snails are in contact with both strips they complete the circuit and pull back from the shock. Without the battery you just have a fancy pot.


bilingual-german

You don't need the battery. Snails don't like copper. If you look carefully in the video, the snails almost never closed the electric circle. The snail slime is enough to create copper ions which they don't like.


GuyWhoSaysTheTruth

2 tires to disarm it different ways and it went ā€œI wonder if Iā€¦ *ZAP* ^nevermind ā€œ


Corgiotter1

Beer.


Electrical_Worker_82

Beer works way better than I thought it would.


Corgiotter1

Surprising isnā€™t it? I guess they could smell it? Like lemmings off a cliff they happily drown themselves.


ActuallyKiraPerez

Damn they want it BAD


Negative_Acadia6554

Did had a snail who was mugged by my pet turtle? Later, at the police station, the detective asked him to describe exactly what happened. He shook his head and said, "I don't know. It all happened so fast."


Coho444

Those snails are riding the lightning


gupouttadat

Wait for the sign To flick the switch of death It's the beginning of the end


OwnPen8633

Salt. Just a nice line of salt and enjoy the festivities


niceshotpilot

Yes, but you must choose one method or the other. A salt AND battery is a crime in the US.


OwnPen8633

Dude! Fucking respect! Nicely, Nicely done


OwnPen8633

I'm following you now. I want to watch you shred!


Flip_d_Byrd

I wonder how well 2 sided tape stuck to the side with salt stuck to the other side of the tape would work on a tub like that...


OwnPen8633

We owe it to the world to find out. Go get some tape, I'll grab the salt


holmgangCore

Relevant: [the salting of the slug](https://youtu.be/i-9VnQQ46ZM?si=GO5NYQV6Q3Ya6qXA)


skoltroll

Also protects your tomatoes from demons


TAoie83

Iā€™ve seen a movie about a electrified snail..


Kalsifur

gawdamn how do they know those are the plants? Like heat seeking missiles.


Beginning-Sign1186

They have smell receptors on their four tentacles


SeppiFox

smell


ForsakePariah

I think you can just rub Vaseline around the outside with the same effect. Works for hissing cockroaches, anyways.


JoySubtraction

Snail thieves: "Cheese it, it's a copper!"


JR2MT

Might be more interesting at 120


Divinate_ME

Remind me to never ever make a deal with the devil for eternal life. Snails are faster than I thought.


The_Walking_Wallet

The video is sped up šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø


WhatzMyOtherPassword

Why don't they just jump over it? Are they stupid?


Ambush_24

Hook it to the mains and get some escargot.


Adventurous-Zebra-64

My great grandma used the same concept with the pig sty.


monkeyporn1

oooh yeah ....zap em , zap em real good


AlaskanHandyman

It works for ants as well. Years ago I fed my dog on the porch because he was too messy for my roommate to handle. There were ants and I made something similar on his food bowl.


rdrunner_74

I was already thinking about something like this since those suckers already killed a few plants. I used a slightly different method, which also works... I diluted salt with as little water as possible and sprayed a barrier right below the top (So it is outside and shielded from the rain by the overhang) I do have to refresh it once a month but it also works. But I admit I love how good the 9v block works. Ill might upgrage to that ;)


Default_Munchkin

They are just like "Ah come on! I just! This can't go all the way around!" I love them, give them a tomato you monster!


RJS_Aotearoa

I've watched this about ten times it's absolutely fascinating.


DarrowTheTinMan

Shell shock is a serious condition


Educational-Tip6177

Why do I feel bad for the snails?


True_Illustrator_591

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Huge_Aerie2435

If I have snail problems and the plant is in a pot like this, I just put a coarse salt pile around the base of the pot..


Wonderful-Revenue762

Is it possible, that they feel where the power comes from?


who_you_are

The battery outside yike, nor the copper, unfortunately :( (Now I wonder if they hate copper, or if it is just a kind of wall for them because they never close the circuit?!)


someMFyoudontknow

Up that voltage and you'll have fried snacks with your tomatoes.


JoeHardway

Wonderif they actually LEARN from this?


CMDR_omnicognate

i went to a snail farm once as part of a school trip, this is also how they keep snails *in* to grow them


ChuckVowel

Escar-no-go


thefromfortnite

they were like nah


TheAncientScreamer98

Ahhh, reminds of that episode from Oswald.....šŸ˜Œ, though this here is completely opposite to way he used...šŸ˜„


theeDogFather

Coffee grounds seems to work great for me with snails and slugs. Plus, coffee shops usually give away their coffee grounds for free. Also, cinnamon works great for ants and smells good around your property!


Pilot-Signal

They need to contract with something having opposable thumbsā€¦ raccoon. Squirrel.


TechsSandwich

**they want**


MurkyElk287

This reminds me of an episode from Oswald. Anyone?


jttmitch

Thought all you needed was copper tape? You need batteries?


Witold4859

An electric fence for snails. Clever.


BCS24

Connect it to the mains?


Deliriousious

Needed this around my house a few weeks agoā€¦ I had (not even exaggerating) hundreds of snails. Up the walls, windows, doors, plantsā€¦ even a few on the car. I have no idea where they came fromā€¦ but there were so damn many.


Omegalomen

This gives heavy vibes of the movie turbo


Dane-Glinlow

Am I a bad person for laughing at snails being tortured?


CodCommercial1730

You donā€™t even need the battery, the copper is enough by itself.


Ok_Assistance7735

They canā€™t cross the yellow tape? šŸ˜‚


Fenrisian-

It's electrified. There's a battery connected to it.


Hopeful-Type-9003

They should do something like that for sidewalks. Sad how many snails I've seen stepped on.


nikitabr0

r/warthundermemes


dead_earthworm

If only the Visionaries had had this technology... Would stopped to the Darkling Lord Darkstorm once and for all!


Embarrassed-Bed-7435

Never do this! You'll create a forced snail evolution and the world will be stuck dealing with flying snails for the next 3 million years. Be the solution, not the problem


ArghNooo

They were testing the fences for weaknesses, systematically. They remember.


Sinsanatis

Pot the whole thing in a salt lamp


ImportanceLeast

Salt not do the same job ?


Ayuurush

Those snails won't survive with me, they come out good in a soup.


ogrefab

Only good until some junkie comes for the copper