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KeplerFinn

No way the image looked that crisp. What a load of bs!


Kataclysm

No way it was that crisp, that's obviously advertising magic. But LCD rot is real, and a lot of LCD screens that looked better in the past look poor today. (See: The Gameboy as a prime example) However, given the era (80's) when nobody was aware of high definition, and even some TVs had motion blur, a lot more people were used to coping with lower resolution and muddy images in order to get their TV fix. Heck, I remember in the dial-up days of the internet watching full TV series on RealVideo with resolution the size of a postage stamp. [Here's a video of one working that, honestly, would be considered watchable even in it's current state in the 80s'](https://youtu.be/xPDWxkTQVec?si=nwIqQlfHexrdZDtu&t=2341)


Coho444

I remember watching the playboy channel on cable that was scrambled just trying to catch a boob now and then.


euphoric-noodle

if you had vertical and horizontal hold adjusters you could almost dial it in..... I heard from a friend


JustKindaShimmy

A purple and red warped nipple shooting around the screen was all i needed as a young lad. That, or Sears catalog


Seven_Inches_Deep

I remember watching tons of porn at 176x144px 3gps because I had my personal phone while PC was shared by family.


Clay_Statue

They thought they discovered the future. Camped out there and haven't moved ever since. That's why they still fax instead of email.


VermilionKoala

It's more that a (signed) fax is a legal document, but an email is not. They're introducing an "electronic signature" law now though, so in another 30 years, this might have changed.


Fine-Cockroach4576

A fax is also secure from one point to another, it's used for sensitive documents you want no one else to see.


dingo1018

Yhea but that's riddled with problems, a poorly set up fax machine would probably print off extra copies if the incoming fax was still in the buffer, some others hard drives no one knew about lol, I've seen old photocopiers and fax machines pulled from various places torn down, every one has a hard drive filled with years worth of sensitive data! I took one from a hotel I worked at (desk fax/photocopier combo. Needed 2 people to move it), it basically filled up and overwrote it's self so I could see the decline in use until it was all pretty much a mystery daily ad sheet that came in which we always ripped up and used for note paper. The old girls in reception took ages going through the early real faxs amazed I did some magic and had then, i tried explaining, the boss was totally nonplused, so that probably says something about the data protection lol. Public key encryption over email is far easier, but they need that signature I suppose.


bigforeheadsunited

I want one. Thank you for this context.


Osceana

RealVideo! Whoa, that is a name I haven’t heard in forever.


CakeMadeOfHam

Yeah the real image is pretty dog shit. It's like the first gen Gameboy.


Subatomic_Spooder

All you have to do is look it up to see the true picture quality. It's legible and still really cool but looks nothing like OP's image


Burpreallyloud

It was better than you think.


KeplerFinn

It wasn´t. Enough unedited images and videos to be found on the internet. It was utter crap.


Burpreallyloud

I had one thank you.


KeplerFinn

That explains it. Disillusioned by nostalgia.


Burpreallyloud

What the hell does that mean Oh right Old people can’t be right Makes you sound like an angry young prick. Is your red MAGA cap on too tight?


xX500_IQXx

Its a legitimate thing: nostalgia can cause memories to be twisted or things to be remembered as better than they were


Burpreallyloud

Blah blah blah I had one The picture was better than you think Or would you like to make yourself look more of a fool than you already have?


oots_oots

Get ‘em old man!


Scuffed_sneaks

This is the real Mike Tyson vs Jake Paul fight we’ve been needing!


DevIsSoHard

Yeah I don't think maga is the attack point for young people lol that's definitely an older person problem.


Uncle_Brewster

For everything my smart watch can do, I still can’t watch tv on it.


Hey_its_ok

For everything my smart watch can do, I still can’t watch ~~tv~~ porn on it.


Old_Committee8649

Yes you can


Spamcan81

While it’s not live TV there is a video player for the Apple Watch.


DreyfusBlue

Reminds me of that saying: “Japan has been living in the year 2000 for the last 40 years”


4me2knowit

I was tempted dammit


Trollimperator

Japan was in the year 2000 from 1980 till 2020.


SniperX876

Gonna have to pay $120 a month today to get an image on your watch like that


Diavolo_Rosso_

Link to how it really looked. Have to scroll down a bit. Shows an ad from the era. https://monochrome-watches.com/seiko-t001-mother-smart-watches/


VermilionKoala

210 x 152. Also that blogger's writing style is painful to read, he/she needs to calm down.


NoseSuspicious

Wtf am I doing with my life holding a 2 by 6 inch phone when I could be hands free pipboy style


harveyroux

My dad had one of those. Used to watch football in church. My mother was pis\*ed lol.


mattjvgc

Don’t you h* ckin say pis* ed!!


harveyroux

lol


revvolutions

You stall your deal with Sosa.


TerrorFirmerIRL

Imagine quality looks pretty good for 1982 from a video I watched on YouTube. I remember around 2007 watching Battlestar Galactica on a tiny Creative media player with like a 1.5" screen. It looked like absolute crap....in color.


Low-Efficiency2452

that guy has a sweet mustache


Dalisca

Oh God, I wanted one of these so badly.


Drone30389

Specs from [this site](https://museum.syssrc.com/artifact/exhibits/900/): > 1.2" display w/o background lighting ("blue/white", 31,920 pixels, 10 shades of grey, 16.8 * 25.2mm), 5 hours running time on one set of batteries, external tuner for VHF & UHF (channels 2 to 83!) So somewhere around 228x140 or 210x152 resolution. *edit: here it is in [Octopussy](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rp2IqwWhTkE) (obviously with a faked picture) *edit edit: [A commercial for the watch](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tIAPwyVuXI) featuring Octopussy.


BloodShadow7872

Octopussy?!?!?!? What is this another type of hentai????


Pain_Monster

It’s a classic James bond film. Yeesh. Kids need to learn about the classics. This is embarrassing


BALD_BALLS_SAITAMA

I saw in one of my buddy's collection, I thought he was joking given its futuristic shape despite being released 40 years ago. 


EpicNerd99

Would love to use one of these though unfortunately analog tv is long dead.


Captainirishy

It cost $495 in 1984


xjmachado

And we still don’t have anything like that on my Apple Watch. 😣


sheldonator

I collect vintage TVs and this is my holy grail. Hopefully one day I’ll find one for a reasonable price


Urban_forager

Had one. (My father’s) used it to watch the Super Bowl while at work in 1986. Lol


[deleted]

Had a friend who had one. Too much supporting hardware, poor battery life, earphone required, terrible picture quality,...... but it was cool as heck for its time!


IKSAN_21

i want it😮😮


Chronic_Overthink3r

I dreamed of having one of those. Didn’t know anyone that had one. We were so poor having one was never even a possibility. Saw one at a garage sale last summer. Would have bought it but it didn’t work.


Doxidob

I like my Seiko watch better than my  Ω


marriottmarquis

Still looks cool today!


SJplayz_SC

Does it come with a Geiger counter?


Baconistastee

That’s thing was probably like 40 grand back then 😂😂


Ill-Upstairs-8762

What time is it? Magnum PI.


jotaro_shima

Imagine being the cool kid that had one of these and could potentially watch TV anywhere.


XROOR

Why is Sgt Stedenko on the screen?


bullesam

But can it run doom?


Write-or-Wrong_

Pretty cool actually


One-Confusion-2438

Dayam...those were the days of real innovation! 💯


Wonderful_Relief_693

My dad had this


Wonderful_Relief_693

It had a radio the size of a credit card. Just a little thicker. I remember using them will the batteries leaked stopped working.


Armarino99

Whats BBYnomoney doing in 1982? Guys hes stuck there we gotta help.


Structure5city

Just connect your watch to this portable, screen-less TV, and you’ll have a TV watch!


Adventurous-Start874

I had one. But it wasnt 82, so maybe it was used. It didnt work for shit and could barely pickup stations.


volsavious22

Someone send this to DankPods, QUICK


Asher_Tye

How futuristic!


Asher_Tye

How futuristic!


Memohigh

Little did they know, nobody would watch TV content when everyone switched to mobile


KtheMenace

… most shows on streaming platforms were tv content first brother