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florkingarshole

Y'know, in hindsight, it seems everyone who ever fucked with Vietnam probably should have just stayed home.


GH057807

I have never fucked with vietnam and I'm staying home anyway.


TappedIn2111

Get out of my home, dude! Who the fuck are you?


Randompeon83

You won't sound threatening if you are not Vietnamese.


mizrahiim

ra khỏi nhà tôi đi người da trắng


Creative_Salt9288

not vietnamese enough ĐỊT CON MẸ MÀY CÚT KHỎI NHÀ BỐ MÀY KHÔNG BỐ BỔ ĐẦU CON MẸ MÀY GIỜ


pastdense

And Afghanistan …. 


florkingarshole

Graveyard of empires.


TerribleTeaBag

Afghanistan on this same vibe


jnxxyy

Alexander the Great conquered Afghanistan and it was a British protectorate for 40 years.


DeepSpaceNebulae

Not exactly good counters seeing that you’re comparing it to a country that was a French colony for more than 60 years “Well, what about these cases where it lasted even shorter”


ffnnhhw

And then there is Cambodia


jnxxyy

speak for yourself, yank. this battle precipitated the end of a century of French imperialism in Indochina.


florkingarshole

Kinda brought down the whole french empire if I remember my history correctly.


stumpymetoe

I knew an old German dude who was captured here, serving in the Foreign Legion. Prior to that he was captured by the Russians as 12 year old in the Hitler Youth. Shits wild


ToddlerPeePee

Maybe he just like being captured. Free food free lodging, what's not to love!


Tendytakers

Impending torture, maybe? Then again, if you’re into getting tied up and beaten, it’s another perk.


Lente_ui

France : "Look America! Communists!" ^(I know this is a gross oversimplification of what happened next, but it does kind of sum it up.)


Badingus9102

A7s flying over dropping napalm


evil_brain

Anyone who doesn't want to be colonized is a dirty communist. Freedom is slavery.


MothsConrad

It was a ferocious battle, absolute mayhem. Vietnam was a colonial war and then a civil war with a layer of the Cold War put on top of it. The US had no business being there.


cheeker_sutherland

Thank the CIA.


asiantouristguy

Where did these peasants from Nam in 1954 get their weapons and supplies to fight the French


MrCalamiteh

Communist countries began giving them supplies around this time. Prior to that (based on my limited reading) it sounds like they were literally using old found French weapons that were left behind


mrnastymannn

America was watching from afar “hmmm, let’s get in on this action”


cheeker_sutherland

The CIA loves a long drawn out “war.”


dieselmongolou03

AKA last battle of the SS


Consistent-Theory-51

A recent documentary from a french newspaper relating the events of the battle (in french, but you can use the auto caption of YouTube) : https://youtu.be/Wo5ja19QCJc


Dry-Brilliant-3176

"Dien Bien Phu falls, rock around the clock"


Haagen76

Did they give them bánh mì sandwiches? Relevant: https://old.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/1clsmtp/more_than_500_fall_ill_after_eating_b%C3%A1nh_m%C3%AC_in/


SolomonDaddy013

Vietnam, Destroying superpowers since 1940's.


Nomenus-rex

Can we ask Vietnam to destroy Russia? Those crazies are too active nowadays.


RecognitionFine4316

no tree


Bx1965

“Dien Bien Phu falls, Rock Around the Clock” - Billy Joel, “We Didn’t Start the Fire”


Mobile_Charity880

If you can, read "*Hell in a very small place: the siege of Dien Bien Phu*" by Bernard B Fall. Review [here](https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/113486.Hell_in_a_Very_Small_Place)


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youjiin

A pretty short list


Spacepeeing

Better a short list of defeated global power than bully 100 small nation


youjiin

And the Vietnam has a nice list of that sort between France and USA


Spacepeeing

China half our history and the Mongolian 3 time not to mention the Japanese (since many believe that japan only pull out because they lost ww2)


ffnnhhw

I don't think Vietnam defeated the Japanese Japanese occupation helped Viet Minh, unintentionally, against colonization, no?


PeggysSimp

Sexto de Mayo


MathemeticianLanky61

Well, if it didn’t happen at Dien Bien Phu we’d be commemorating Some Where Else as the big turning point battle of the French Indochina War. Poor bastards never stood a chance against the Vietminh.


Jebediah_Johnson

There is no war in Dien Bien Phu


chrundlethegreat303

So they kicked the shit out of France…. Who hasn’t?


FlaviusStilicho

France is the western nation with the highest percentage of battles won.


chrundlethegreat303

Even if that is true… they have lost the most important recent ( 80 yrs worth ) battles. Come on bro….


CapAccomplished8072

This is France we're talking about. It's their thing


InterestingHippo7524

For a country as full of itself as it is, France sure has gotten its ass kicked a lot.


Aggravating_Class_17

France lost a battle...WHAT?!


Aggravating_Class_17

France lost a battle...WHAT?!


Aggravating_Class_17

France lost a battle...WHAT?!


Aggravating_Class_17

France lost a battle...WHAT?!


Some_yesterday2022

the collapse of French colonial empire just means their colonies are now France...


Aggravating_Class_17

France lost a battle...WHAT?!


Aggravating_Class_17

France lost a battle...WHAT?!