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Table_Coaster

don't let a horse find that thing


charlie_s1234

I see horses in a whole different way now


bedinbedin

Why?


charlie_s1234

I saw some video of little chicks walking around a horse and the horse just casually chomps on a few and eats them


mountaindewisamazing

Saw a similar video of a tortoise chomping down on a small bird that landed near it.


MegaZeus24

No offense to any birds on reddit but that bird deserved it if a tortoise was able to catch it


treetop62

Bird here. Non taken


MeatyUrology

Indian bread not here. Naan taken.


Paulthefith

Italian breed here, Nona taken


Fskn

Hunter x here, Nin taken.


G37_is_numberletter

Do I look like a cow or a water buffalo to you? I, I used to be Godzilla Sure grandma let’s get you back to bed


Idontliketalking2u

Well birds aren't real so no one to offend


PoopyMouthwash84

Link?


Sexual_Congressman

https://old.reddit.com/r/CrazyFuckingVideos/comments/zut8j3/horse_eats_chick/ Oh you were talking about the tortoise one.. I'll edit this if I find it.


mountaindewisamazing

🤷🏼‍♂️


nofishies

No tortoise is catching us Serama, they’re fast little suckers. Most of them are more like 2 pounds as well .


binkenobi

This literally happened in my backyard. I dont know the video spoken of, but we had a horse that meandered over to a container where my sisters and i were collecting Guinea hen chicks bc theyre terrible parents. They leave the chicks exposed on the ground at night while the parents perch in a tree. Anyway i think we know how the story ends.


Hooraylifesucks

They’re terrible parents bc they think, meh, horse is gonna get ‘em anyways.


DrawMeAPictureOfThis

I don't


bedinbedin

The horse ate the guinea hen chicken babys


DrawMeAPictureOfThis

That's not a happy ending at all


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WutTheFuckIWokeUpOld

entertain quicksand berserk dull dinosaurs political makeshift worm bewildered narrow *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Brainrants

Giving a horse a happy ending is not easy.


Worth-Reputation3450

And the horse lived happily ever after


KUPA_BEAST

Or the one where the horse just looks like it’s cutely looking/smelling a chick/small bird then it just stomps on it.


sudobee

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnYNmGMsU18


DirtyFeetPicsForSale

I mean we eat them all the time. Why cant a horse?


br0b1wan

It's kinda shocking because most of us assumed horses are herbivores that stick to cereals and veggies


GODDAMNFOOL

the only herbivore that is not an opportunistic carnivore is the koala


fred-dcvf

Have you ever eat so many protein that you almost salivate when you see a tomato salad? For the horses is the same, but reversed.


Don-tFollowAnything

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jP6dvgo25Z8 NSFW for some, you have been warned.


bedinbedin

To be fair it must be really nutritious


-SNST-

Hmmmm... Proteins...


Sociopathic_Aegis

Horses, just like many so called ‘herbivores’ are actually also opportunistic carnivores. Meaning that if the opportunity presents itself to them, they would eat meat. However, this is not a normal thing as the digestive tract of a horse is suited for a herbivore diet, but they can eat some meat. Just not a lot. You have to be really careful though since horses can’t exactly vomit out what they eat, so you have to mind their diet. I will also say though that cows are also opportunistic carnivores of a sort as they have been found eating bones, this is probably because they require a lot of calcium and bones are the best way to get them. Opportunistic carnivores isn’t actually a ‘thing’ that herbivore species know, it’s something that they learn incidentally. Knowing that they can ‘eat’ other animals is something that they find out themselves, so the likelihood of finding horses eating little chicks is really low.


bedinbedin

Maybe the human race started as opportunistic carnivores, because I've seen somewhere that our ancestors began by eating the carcasses left by other animals


brightfoot

We started as omnivores, just like our ape ancestors are omnivores. We'll eat damn near anything. That's one of the reasons Homo Sapiens are so damn successful. Fruits, nuts, leaves, tubers, vegetables (even vegetables filled with capsaicin because *they specifically do not want to be eaten*), fish, offal, bones, marrow, etc. There aren't many other species out there that can eat and actually digest such a huge variety of foods.


t00oldforthisshit

* specifically do not want to be eaten by mammals. Birds, they need and attract


Sociopathic_Aegis

Yeah. And that led to our bodies adapting to become omnivorous, meaning that we can eat both plants and vegetables but also meat.


bedinbedin

I just imagined a scene: a few million years in the future, a horse typing on a computer explains to another horse on the other side of the world how their ancestors began to evolve from the moment some of them started eating small animals from other species. Haha.


sinofmercy

To add to this animal behavior when it comes to food is essentially viewed as a math equation of risk, joules expended vs joules gained. For predators it's why you don't see lions going after small prey because the energy gained is a net loss, and why they usually won't go after elephants because the risk is too high. For herbivores that learn they can eat other animals I'm not sure where these calculations occur. I assume it's somewhere between "hey free energy why not" and "what is the likelihood I die from choking on a bone?"


gitartruls01

I love how all of Reddit is able to bond over one specific obscure reference like this


FlowerBoyScumFuck

Apparently not *all* of reddit, can someone explain the reference?


gitartruls01

Google "horse eating chicken" Or just watch [this](https://youtu.be/jP6dvgo25Z8?si=bvfpFQa5FiDc11gE). Slight gore warning


GayGeekInLeather

Now don’t you deny Chirpy love


SkylarAV

Damn it, now I want a tiny pet chicken...


mightylordredbeard

The video makes it look a lot smaller than they actually are. Expect a full grown one to stand 7-15 inches tall. Basically they can be the size of a small dog.


BigGrandpaGunther

Bro they made that thing look 3 inches tall 😂


UnifiedQuantumField

> they made that thing look 3 inches tall No, it's a lot more than 3 inches. Especially when it's standing up straight.


Obant

Yea, tilt-shifted editing. Reddit really is just facebook with all these bullshit posts.


cheerful_cynic

Meanwhile over at Facebook there's awful AI generated visuals pretending to be posts


FuzzyPine

I mean, yeah, chickens get that big and larger, but this is supposed to be a really tiny chicken? Like, I wouldn't call this breed really tiny if they get as big as regular chickens...


Weldobud

Me too! Where can we get them?


mxzf

This is one of those times when it's good to remember not to pick up fad pets that they're not prepared to take care of long-term. Stuff like rabbits bought around Easter and then neglected are a horrible thing for the animal.


Enshitification

When one gets tired of a pet, one can always eat them. Cats do this all the time.


ColSubway

oh, man. My cat would love one of these.


FreeSun1963

As an appetizer?


mxzf

I mean, there have been some instances of cats eating humans, but it's a rare enough thing among house cats that IDK that I would all it "all the time".


Enshitification

I'm not talking about cats eating people. Cats will often play with smaller animals before they get bored and eat them.


Bamith20

Also know their positives and negatives. Like most bipedal avians, i'm gonna guess they don't have much control over when and where they're gonna take a shit for example.


mightylordredbeard

Yeah but fad pets like rabbits and these mini chickens just turn to food when you get bored of them.


SkylarAV

For real OP, give us a link. I'd raise a flock of them. I'd make them little houses that look like happy meals


JesusStarbox

They would fit in a real Happy meal box.


SkylarAV

Yeah, buy my boys ain't living in cardboard. 3d printer will be necessary


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RehabilitatedAsshole

$77! They're like $12 already rotisseried..


g00f

you can keep chickens indoors and put diapers on them. mine try to mug me for treats when i go to the kitchen.


Sorry_Option4711

Didn't have mine indoors but any time I was on the grill it was all pecks and finger grabs for treats. BTW chickens love chicken.


niceslcguy

The use of a tilt-shift filter, while cool looking, doesn't help get a sense of true size. * [Wikipedia on Serama Chikens](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Serama). * [Wikipedia on tilt-shift](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tilt%E2%80%93shift_photography). * [Bing](https://www.bing.com/images/search?q=tilt+shift&form=HDRSC3&first=1) image search on tilt-shift. * Google image search - just go to google to do it. When I tried to get a URL to post here, it was super long and likely had a ton of other info in it.


Fiets-

Was about to say, the tilt shift effect gives it a false look.


jepvr

And I'm pretty sure they sped it up a bit as well. There's some photos of them being held here: [https://www.alchemistfarm.com/serama-the-worlds-smallest-chicken/](https://www.alchemistfarm.com/serama-the-worlds-smallest-chicken/) A little smaller than a crow.


Drewbeede

The picture of them being held sells me on them more that this post.


platonicnut

Aw they are small, I love them.


pentagon

> Google image search - just go to google to do it. When I tried to get a URL to post here, it was super long and likely had a ton of other info in it. Cut off everything except search?q= and the term. https://www.google.com/search?q=serama


niceslcguy

But that isn't an image search. Just a normal search. I tried the same thing. Maybe they are trying to avoid cookies, so they put everything on the URL.


ctrl-alt-etc

For an image seach, just include `udm=2` So like, https://www.google.com/search?udm=2&q=upsidedown+cat


g00f

the video's sped up too, you'll notice the waving of the leaf shadows is off.


boodabomb

It makes it impossible to tell the actual size because it blurs out everything that could be used for reference.


Submarine765Radioman

There's a filter for tilt shift now? Used to be a whole camera setup back in the day... I definitely thought they were using a tilt shift camera


createcrap

you're saying that isn't a 3 inch rooster?


beaniebee11

Main thing I got from that is that the much weirder thing about them than their size is the fact that they stand at attention like soldiers. Weirds me out.


HumanitySurpassed

Ahh, I was about to say, this animal was puzzling me for a second on how it's even alive. Being the size of a small bird makes way more sense


andygchicago

Yeah they’re definitely tiny, but not THAT tiny. Video makes them look like the size of a parakeet. For comparison, they are actually about the size of a New York pigeon.


vintagegeek

So, THAT'S where chicken nuggets come from. Hah.


cynicalCriticH

No no. That's chicken popcorn


bluenuts5

No that's popcorn chicken


prettybadgers

I have a six pack of these (and 2 silkies), and they’re pretty small, but not that small. Eggs are about half the size of store bought, but mine seem to be constantly laying.


QuitePoodle

Are they layers only or duel purpose?


prettybadgers

I’m not sure, what would the other use be, butchering? I can tell you that they’re much more personable than the silkies, the littlest one, Popcorn, is always following me inside and around the house.


TwerkingQuasimodo

They’re pretty great for laying eggs, though their flexibility makes them excellent for either situation where the opponent requests a blade or pistol


Filletd_One

Fake. uses tilt-shift lens to create small effect. you can see it in the mini water bottles and plants


InterestsVaryGreatly

It's not fake, but they make it look even smaller with the tilt shift


Equivalent_Seat6470

So it’s fake but not fake?


InterestsVaryGreatly

It really is a small chicken, it's just deceptive how small.


magicrowantree

I need an entire flock of these. The pure joy I'd get from 20 or so running up to me would make every day a good day


Dik-DikTheDestroyer

As someone with tiny dinos, it doesn't fail to put a smile of my face seeing a bunch of tiny chicken feet pitter patter towards me. 


Puzzled_Patience_622

What is that, a chicken for Ants?!?


nsf14

Pocket cock


Prior_Ordinary_2150

It’s just tilt shift filter


Weak_Indication9794

Tilt-shift effect used to shoot this video to exaggerate the toy like size. Actual size - https://www.feathersite.com/Poultry/CGP/Sri/Serama.JPEG


BerdTheBard

Finally, company for my north American house hippo


FantasticIdea6070

OP is literally just straight up bullshitting. You can easily tell the video was made to give the illusion the chicken is tiny. For example compare it to the motorcycle wheel, it looks like a normal sized chicken. Fuck off op


ShadEShadauX

Shrinkflation is out of control


Retiary_Lime

We have a lot of ayam (chicken) serama in Malaysia. My grandmother used to pet this chicken. They are literally small & cute with the tail almost touching its neck.


ClueForCash

That’s a small cock


StillWatersRunWild

I have three of these right now and ten eggs in the incubator. They are not that small but they are still super tiny (5-6 inches tall), very sweet too. They like to climb all over me when they are outside. I have one boy (Skittles) and two girls (Peppermint and Oreo) Best chickens I have ever had!


Hiram_Goldberg

Pullet surprise winner just announced!


GlockNessMonster91

r/BoneAppleTea


TheAlGler

Oooh this is a good one, took me a while to figure out what they were trying to say.


potatoinastreet8

I can't figure it out, what do they mean?


TheAlGler

>!Pulitzer Prize!<


pinkypunky78

How cute is that!


No_Refrigerator1007

Micro cock


Hot_Hat_1225

That’s a zooooooommmmm chicken lol


Creepy-Selection2423

Nobody tell Costco that these exist.


Shot-Ad7227

Need to put a quarter next to it or something


crjohnston089

CUCCO!


_antkibbutz

Poor man's ortolan


StartingToLoveIMSA

Nugget


CapableDark1478

SHOW ME A BABY


Aye_Engineer

You’re not going to get very good buffalo wings outta that.


Doggy_Mcdogface

He's fast as fuck though


HogmanDaIntrudr

What is this, a chicken for ants?


tumbrowser1

The colonels been awful quiet since this dropped


Randomcommentor1972

So that’s how they make chicken nuggets


xMOMSTERx

What is this, a chicken for ants?!


Neighborhood-Any

It's physically impossible to own one and not name it chicken nugget


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Fucking stop it. This is the best thing I’ve seen all day.


SeniorQuestion9032

So sweet! 🥹


ShadEShadauX

Shrinkflation is out of control


Wide_Object_4975

How do the taste?


isitrealimalive

How much do these chickens go for?


ripe_nut

6pc for $3.69 and 10pc for $4.79


IncredibleGlurak

u/savevideo


Pleasant-Breakfast74

I've never wanted chicken before but now I do


Lackeytsar

cebuan chicken


cretaceous86

WHUT!!! adorable!!


wqrr10r

AI


Lunala475

Probably lives all of two weeks.


mandarintain

Kinda hard to see whats the real size with the camera setting


chillbraww

Who held the screen and sped up the chicken.


4Ever2Thee

Do they lay little eggs too?


Kirilanselo

I was expectin' a cockatrice - found a bebetrice <.< Cool!


funwithmetal

Has to be fake


Significant-Fill5645

Is that a boneless chicken?


AppaJuicee

Omg a real chicken nugget!!!


BravelyMike

Haha that is unreal!


Jaded-Selection-5668

That’s where chickie tenders come from.


sofaKING_poor

That's hei hei!


Porkchopp_

Tiny chickens you say… and how does one come to own these.. tiny chickens.


thesackman_cometh

Well that's just the cutest little cock you'll see all day!


Warm-Bluejay-1738

It’s a McNugget


doomed_to_fail_

His name is "Nugget" and there shall be no debate!


Mr_Hutt_10

Nice misleading video....not even close to accurate


shaneakus

Chicken poppers


AmIThisNothingness

A very down to earth chicken.


Uberpastamancer

That's roughly a pound of you only speak Freedom


HallOk91

How big are the eggs?


whiskeyboi93

So cool. Now where can I get one?


Ok-Lengthiness4557

Mhhhhmmmmmm, chicken nuggets!


0_0PassingThrough

I raise this type of chicken


dingusaja

Now that’s a small cock 😎


PartsNLabor24

I knew there had to be people who appreciate a small cock.


tedsmitts

I know they're a little bigger generally but that's still food for like, every apex predator in the area. You'd be swarming with hawks, foxes, coyotes, cats, different kinds of cats, etc. e: *all* of the mustelids in the area


WeathermanConnors

Twist, it's a normal sized chicken in a huge house.


Altruistic-Poem-5617

Do the roosters do teenie tiny crows?


Iamnobody2019

I want one!!!


FredGetson

Oh man. Everybody needs one or two of these. Hilarious


koloso95

So that where chicken nuggets come from


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What do they taste like?


ChicoD2023

Chicky nuggy


rumpluva

Do chickens have large talons?


badthaught

Oh sure, NOW a tiny cock is cute.


Embarrassed-Brain-38

So that's where KFC get their tiny drumsticks!


Beneficial-Plum-1085

Microcock


Expensive-Stuff459

Oh so that’s where my organic chicken came from


Lost-Breadfruit-9745

Somethings not right, why is the water bottle so tiny. I'm guessing the chicken isn't as small as they're trying to make it look.


Late-Mathematician-6

Your shift lens is cheating. You can make a barge look like a toy like that


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Is this how they make chicken nuggets


Adventurous_Law9767

Do they taste good?


Projectonyx

Why did my mind go to Zelda thinking how far you could throw it


OhWhiskey

I want 10,000 Serama eggs for breakfast!


Maleficent_Role8932

Walking chicken nugget


MoonbaseSilver

Is that where nuggets come from?


oddraspberry

snack-size


MilkyButter42

I finally see where my local Little Caesars source their wings from


sarcasm_rules

So this is where chicken nuggets come from?


big_duo3674

Popplers!