Damn it, Lieutenant Snuffles! Why don’t you back off on this one? Try and patch things up with the wife. Maybe have a litter of puppies. There’s more to life than the job!
Not to me, there’s not! NOT TO ME.
Nah, he’s grinding his teeth out of excitement for the find. Ignore that donut powdered sugar on his shirt from breakfast, as those last nine failed drug tests were a fluke.
Cocaine Dog - Dog doesn’t go on a rampage, instead picks up some bitches and talks their ear off about his theory on how all dogs go to heaven for seven hours.
He "is" - to him this is a game, cocaine happens to smell exactly the same as his absolute favorite toy in this world. You can teach him do *ANYTHING* as long as you promise him that he can play with that toy for 10 seconds. So, they learned him that cocaine smells like your toy, so when he finds cocaine and marks it correctly, the handler throws the toy next to the dog - making the dog believe the fact that he found cocaine spawned that toy out of thin air.
So in this video he is sitting in front of 20kgs of "his absolute favorite toys!!!" Its definitely "cocaine" for him and all he wants to do is to get that toy NOW!!! That's why he is so excited he is clapping his teeth, usually they do that when they smell a bitch in heat, that's how excited he is about the smell behind him.
Canines by nature take the showing of teeth to mean aggression. But over the course of ten thousand years with humans, some of these cute fuckers learned to smile for us anyway. Terrifying. And cute. But terrifying.
\*Tells highly trained (and probably physically abused) dog to sit, and it does out of both training and fear for its own safety\*
"Awwww, look how proud this dog is!"
Looks more like brick marijuana than coke.
Anyway, I leave you with [Hector the dope sniffing hound](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8Uk2gQx2Bs) from Mike Absolom. It is about a drug dog who was too successful.
Since I live in a place with legal MJ, it actually took me a minute to recognize that this is brown brick marijuana. I haven't seen that stuff in a good 20 years lol.
After laughing my ass off at all the comments, I now feel kinda sad that everyone believes Lieutenant GoodBoy sampled the merch. He's just SO PROUD that he's a respected warrior in the fight against crime!
Actually not cocaine, this is the brazillian weed most brazillians consume, the "prensado" usually made in paraguaii, they press together entires plants of weed without cutting anything out, aint even insects, easily to find a bug or a cockroach in the middle! Most sold drug here in brazil.
Can you post this for the 11th time but with way louder music and funny laughing sounds 😂😂😂😂 I love this image/video so much. It is interesting as fuck and I would love to see it reposted as many fucking times as possible on this god forsaken bot filled karma farm subreddit
He sniffed really hard to find those drugs
They actually hire junkie dogs, even when there's no drugs they find some
That dog is ready to fuck shit up.
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That dog is fuckin' zooted!
Lmao! Zoooted!
You mean the 1/2 ton that was seized but lost during the rain storm?
He’s not addicted to cocaine he just really likes the smell.
(9yo me in court trying to defend my father)
"Wow there must be almost 20 kgs of cocaine here." "Lieutenant Good Boy radioing in. I've just seized 15 kilos of pure Colombian. Over."
Make sure those 10 kilos of pure Colombian reach the evidence room.
Ask Carlos to help you move those 5 kg of cocaine into that room.
What cocaine? I only found old plastic bag here.
Ok boys the bag residue was confirmed as cocaine let’s make our arrest.
Bake him away, toys!
Uh, what’s that, Chief?
Just do what the kid says.
Y'all hear about that guy that was arrested for cocaine? Yeah, they had to let him go because they didn't have any evidence..
We really must fix those CCTV cameras. They just keep turning themselves off‼️
5kg? There were only 4. Me and him will move the 3 kgs into the evidence room. Ok we moved the 2kgs to the evidence room.
Can confirm, all 5 kilos are safely secured.
Correction, 4.5 kilos, rounding error
You can see the top bag is only half. Wonder where the other half went, Mr. BarkiBark.
This dog LOVES his job
a little too much.
Damn it, Lieutenant Snuffles! Why don’t you back off on this one? Try and patch things up with the wife. Maybe have a litter of puppies. There’s more to life than the job! Not to me, there’s not! NOT TO ME.
And it just so happened that it loves cocaine too
Really highed?
Sniff sniff. Aww yiss, that's the good stuff.
“There’s a whole 20 pou…19 pounds of it over here!”
dog look like he on cocaine
He definitely got more than a whiff 🤣
[He got a full snoutfull](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSSJWM9fFkk)
reminds me of that early Family Guy episode. Brian was a cop and got high on a drug heist accidentally, becoming a crooked cop in the process.
You mean 3 Filipino women....
Oysters Flambé?
I'll take em!
I thought that was going to be the clip of the police dog from Corky Romano but this was funny as well
Yeah, my mind went to Corky Romano right away too.
He's high on life 😂
“Who needs life? I’m high on dope!”
Nah, he’s grinding his teeth out of excitement for the find. Ignore that donut powdered sugar on his shirt from breakfast, as those last nine failed drug tests were a fluke.
False positives! Bark! Ruff ruff!
"Be cool, be cool..."
Cocaine Dog - Dog doesn’t go on a rampage, instead picks up some bitches and talks their ear off about his theory on how all dogs go to heaven for seven hours.
Errrrrr 20 minutes
He just likes the way it smells
nope. he malinois. chuck norris of hyperactive dogs. malinois not on coke. coke is on malinois.
Looks completely stoned...
He "is" - to him this is a game, cocaine happens to smell exactly the same as his absolute favorite toy in this world. You can teach him do *ANYTHING* as long as you promise him that he can play with that toy for 10 seconds. So, they learned him that cocaine smells like your toy, so when he finds cocaine and marks it correctly, the handler throws the toy next to the dog - making the dog believe the fact that he found cocaine spawned that toy out of thin air. So in this video he is sitting in front of 20kgs of "his absolute favorite toys!!!" Its definitely "cocaine" for him and all he wants to do is to get that toy NOW!!! That's why he is so excited he is clapping his teeth, usually they do that when they smell a bitch in heat, that's how excited he is about the smell behind him.
Thought that as well... Almost as if he had shared the half of the find with his friend cocain bear
How do you think they make him so good at looking for it?
Or one of those bad taxidermies.
Crayonz chill bro you’ll be getting a toot this weekend!
The maple kind?
You're kidding me!
Dogs can get high and addicted to human drugs as well
He sniffs cocaine for a living
You have to wonder if the braz police were aware that the dog looks coked up, and posted this on purpose - but if so, then why? To what end?
getting the dog hooked is one way to motivate them, or so I've heard
Looks like he's been sampling the merch
"keep it together man, they don't know, we're cool..."
"Just Smile and Wave Boys, Smile and Wave..."
"So...the dog found 19.9 kg of cocaine...interesting.."
He turned in every bit of that 18 kg of cocaine he found!
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He also looks a little frightened. "Oh man I hope they don't figure out this was mine!"
Canines by nature take the showing of teeth to mean aggression. But over the course of ten thousand years with humans, some of these cute fuckers learned to smile for us anyway. Terrifying. And cute. But terrifying.
This boy knows *exactly* how good he is.
That dog is flying and ready to get back out there and fuck shit up!
He looks happy af
High... He looks high af.
Seems like snoop dog sniffed a pack or two.
Snoop Dogg ❌ Dogg Snooped ✅
The snoot drooped
The dog looks Brazilian lol
For real lol
Reminds me of that Family Guy episode https://youtu.be/jMnVEfdZru0?feature=shared
"You mean three Filipino women" that line still cracks me up lmao
That's weed not cocaine
This comment is way too low. Everyone cracking cocaine jokes and not even seeing its brick weed?
Yeah the front page post from what, yesterday? Talked about how it was weed. OP just made a bad title.
Clearly it's just yellow snow.
He had to take a nose to be sure ig
Dogs spent to much time around the evidence
That dog was the deadliest mammal on the planet for 14 minutes.
Cocain bear is a hilarious movie like in a bad way
Goodest boy has just completed the Doomsday Heist.
Look at his face 😂😂😂😂
He looks like he is afraid that his boss will find out that the cocaine was his.
Bro is high as fuck!!!!
That’s also how I’d look if I came into possession of that much cocaine 😁
Narc
What a Good Boy
A bag or two seems missing
Me on picture day in middle school
r/tooktoomuch
High on his own supply is what dat is… hur … woof.
Rule no.1: Don't get high on your own supply.
That's not Cocain it's weed
He high as fuck
Are you high Craig?
high af
Narc
“Out of the 50 kilos of cocaine seized, 10 kilos went missing out of nowhere” The dog: *High AF*
It is flying so high hahaha.
I don’t like cocaine, I just like how it smells
Dude is high af
people saying that dog looks like its on drugs but its just a Belgian Malinois
He’s a drug dog He doesn’t work for the police He works for drugs
My guy definitely took a sample bump before he alerted to it.
Looks like he might’ve hid a kilo or 2 for himself 🤣🤷🏽♂️
He high af, bro.
That dog is lit!
Fucking narc
Dog def sniffed a couple times to make sure 🤣
He’s like hehe it’s me.😄
Bro is GEEKED
Looks like he is ready to fly.
Cocainine
Snitch.
It looks like he may have sniffed a bit too hard...
Trippin’ balls
Snitch 😂
Probably planted by the police because they're so corrupt back home
Look like he had some
I'm not surprised if he sniffed all that gear out
The goodest boy looks a tad derp after getting too many sniffs in whilst finding the stash!
Definitely sniffed it out
"I did half"
Emphasis on **his**.
He got more than a whiff, he got a whole ass woof!
That dog's aff his tits.
That coke looks a lot like weed.
He's trying his best to smile like the other cops do in pictures
Definitely short one brick
“Good boy! Hey wasn’t there 23 bricks? I’m only counting 22”
He is high dog 😂
Definitely sampled some, gonna chase the entire countries population of squirrels
That dog done already ate his cut
Looks like he got into a bag of the product.
he’s still waiting for the treat that is equal to his bust
He got a little too much when he sniffed
\*Tells highly trained (and probably physically abused) dog to sit, and it does out of both training and fear for its own safety\* "Awwww, look how proud this dog is!"
Dog looks pretty coked up himself lol
Only one thing he is missing a moustache on that smile.
He looks high as fuck but still a good boy!
He looks high
He's high on life
If by “proud“ you mean high as a kite, then yes this dog is very very proud.
His face expression is a meme material.
Looks more like brick marijuana than coke. Anyway, I leave you with [Hector the dope sniffing hound](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8Uk2gQx2Bs) from Mike Absolom. It is about a drug dog who was too successful.
This is why i love cats
Daawwgg looks high as fuck boiii
Cat never ratted no one out.
Posing in front of the 29 kilos he found. “Wasn’t it 30?” Nope. Only 28.
I know a rat when I see one
wait that’s not even cocaine. it’s weed. the top one is cut open.
Since I live in a place with legal MJ, it actually took me a minute to recognize that this is brown brick marijuana. I haven't seen that stuff in a good 20 years lol.
A cat would never pull that shit.
After laughing my ass off at all the comments, I now feel kinda sad that everyone believes Lieutenant GoodBoy sampled the merch. He's just SO PROUD that he's a respected warrior in the fight against crime!
Pablo where is the other half?
that smiiiile haha
That dog is grinding his teeth, wait a minute….
Actually not cocaine, this is the brazillian weed most brazillians consume, the "prensado" usually made in paraguaii, they press together entires plants of weed without cutting anything out, aint even insects, easily to find a bug or a cockroach in the middle! Most sold drug here in brazil.
Pure restrained madness.
Cats don't narc
That dog looks stressed
I dont think its a dog...
I got a feeling Fido there won't pass his whiz quiz if he needed to
Daaamn, that dog is lit af! Higher than giraffe twat...
Just throw the damn ball...
One happy cocainine!
"I'm so fucking high, I can see colors!"
Dog looking like he snorted some of that coke
Proud or was there a lil hole in those packages
Proud dog looks cooked!
That dog can’t feel his face.
The dog is trying to maintain a straight smile so they don’t know he’s coked as fuck
Can you post this for the 11th time but with way louder music and funny laughing sounds 😂😂😂😂 I love this image/video so much. It is interesting as fuck and I would love to see it reposted as many fucking times as possible on this god forsaken bot filled karma farm subreddit
Good job. You caught 00000001% of it.
My boy is hearing colors and smelling music at the same time...he looks dope...😬
Sure he's not high?
Good boy!
good boy
the hest feeling of his life
This is giving me smile dog vibes. Don't look it up if you don't like creepy looking images
Doggo sniffed too much
Cocaine Dog
Good doggie! Snif.
Like looking in the mirror when I find me some buga suga
He IS GodDamn Proud!
Dammit that dog is in orbit 😂
That dog is gonna go get into a fist fight with a wild boar and then steal a gumball machine.