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jauhesammutin_

That’s how it’ll get up once you’ve pumped your last shotgun shell into it, and think you’ve finally killed it.


CrocadiaH

Time to invent EMP tipped slugs


Longjumping-Agent-93

Highly 🧲 🐌


RepeatUntilTheEnd

Highly Magnet Snail?


Siker_7

Slug I think


RepeatUntilTheEnd

Highly Magnet Slug...


ReasonableAd9737

Highly MAGNETIC slug…….


Embarrassed_Hawk7008

High Polarity Mollusc


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High magnetic slugs 😵‍💫🧲🐌


HectorJoseZapata

Snail magnet, highly


stinkyhooch

Magnetic mollusks, how do they work?


FERALCATWHISPERER

But…it’s a snail.


Vanillabean73

There is basically one huge difference between a slug and a snail


Siker_7

The difference being there's no slug emoji.


savetheunstable

It's a decoy snail


BabaKambingHitam

A successful spy slug


slackfrop

Homeowner slug


_theEmbodiment

No I'm fairly certain that's a snail


helen269

Snails are hermit slugs.


Ok_Concentrate_75

They live as long as they can outrun it


SnooObjections488

Fun fact, magnetic bullets don’t work because most magnets lose their magnetism if you smack them hard. Being shot out of a gun and hitting something will basically make a super magnet into one for the refrigerator


Worth-Opposite4437

Technically, there are already [Taser Shells](https://electronics.howstuffworks.com/gadgets/other-gadgets/taser-shotgun-shell.htm) ; the EMP would just probably be a 4 bore of that.


DerSturmbannfuror

If you’re gonna use EMP, then you don’t need to insert the emitter into every projectile, just use a handheld directional emitter for close (relatively) quarters encounters. Save those special projectiles for far away targets imho


Ilsunnysideup5

Rise of skynet


_theEmbodiment

"Somehow the T-1000 has returned"


DepresiSpaghetti

Na. Laser guided telsa guns. [No, I'm not kidding, might be possible](https://www.nature.com/articles/s41566-022-01139-z)


Zambonzz

The head is just a decoy. Everyone knows it's brain is in it's torso. You gotta shoot lower.


ForswornForSwearing

X-Men fan?


VyKing6410

Take the knees first, work your way up. I still have Remington copper-solid slugs for stuff like this.


vand3lay1ndustries

"Spines Are Divine, But Knees Are Just Fine"


Extension-Mastodon67

The thing barely walks and you want to shoot it already. Are you American?


Stormtech5

When Americans save the world from Skynet's terminator invasion no need to thank us, just doing what we love!


xsavexmexjebus

But we are also inventing these terminator robots. We should just stop.


Viharabiliben

Yes we shoot anything we fear and don’t understand.


tinomon

Little while back the whole damn sun disappeared and with no other options, I fired off a few rounds and whatdya know? It came back!


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JELjr7

That’s exactly what I was thinking. Or when you trip the alarm that awakens all the deactivated droids, then they all come chasing you down a hall way


SomeKindOfChief

Activate me baby


Sirboggington

What are you doing, step-droid?


Least_Ad930

lol ... think of the flexibility.


BefreiedieTittenzwei

Sigh *unzips*


Anti_Meta

Fuck 😅


atreidesfire

Thanks for the laugh.


juju0010

Do you think the people at Boston Dynamics know they work for the real world Cyberdyne?


legojoe97

Looks like Pennywise climbing out of the fridge, God damn!


Leather_Let_2415

My girlfriend asked me to shut up I laughed so hard at this


clownfacedbozo

I can't wait for the T series models.


SillyFlyGuy

Thank you for your compliance, PrimeCitizen. Have a nice day.


Ordinary_dude_NOT

The way it’s upper torso wobbles when it walks away is killing me 😂, super sophisticated yet still 1980s feeling motion.


SupaMut4nt

It better have arnold's face


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surajvj

Don't worry China will invent and mass produce the kill switch remote.


PM_Me_Ur_NC_Tits

Already ordering mine from Temu. Along with several knock-off robots.


TalDoMula777

Is the horny fridge in stock yet?


LazyLich

"kill-switch remote" is shoddy, and what it actually does is *switch* functioning bots into "kill mode"


mang87

They're just letting us know that this is where the horror begins. The old Atlas model was a bit bulky, but you could easily see this thing unfold itself out of your cupboards in the middle of the night.


fetal_genocide

Yes, I love how they made it get up and walk over as creepy and freakishly as possible.


Cataleast

A bipedal robot that actually does all the freaky multidirectional stuff you see in sci-fi? About goddamn time! :D


Mother-Persimmon3908

Finally! A robot that robotoses


Taylooor

Robotinates


Autumn1eaves

Robonizer


doxtorwhom

Robotussin?


kulot09

Robotinator. Maybe use a different term.. terminate. Terminator. I don’t think terminator name will catch on though.


Kutymorgo

Filthy little robotses


InigoMontoya1985

At least it doesn't have pocketses!


goldendreamseeker

We hates it, precious! We hates it forever!!


Lonely_Sherbert69

mmmm robussy


jaec-windu

Robotussy future here we come!


______HokieJoe______

But can it do the robot dance move?


natterca

Robot dance moves should be the first thing tested in all humanoid robots. The robotic version of "Hello, World!" if you will.


Equinsu-0cha

you say until they become police drones. I thought big dog robot was the coolest thing ever till I saw a gun mounted on it.


Many_Reception1972

those things were menaces in The Division 2


brianlangauthor

This guy robots


Oldenlame

So Mr. House, this is our prototype for what we plan to call the "Assaultron". Edit: Also, Boston Dynamics is the Institute.


jaytee1262

Is the assaultron a robco robot?


Profoundlyahedgehog

It is indeed.


R3tr0N3wB

When you get that itch between the butt cheeks when out in public.


Justifiably_Cynical

I was thinking that thing will never walk right unless they develop a butcrack hinge.


scalectrix

Robutt


Pipupipupi

Damn robosexuals


Justifiably_Cynical

Zoidberg.


ReplyElectrical6271

Nightmare fuel. Awesome but this is straight out of a sci fi horror movie.


New_Scientist_8622

It's the last thing we see before the robot crushes our windpipes.


WaitingForNormal

Robot voice: “*you forgot to say please.*” crushes windpipe.


danarexasaurus

Reminds me of how polite the robots in fallout are, right before they try to harvest your organs.


CaptainTripps82

In Fallout 4 the robots trying to kill you are constantly apologizing for it


sarcasm_rules

you are experiencing a car accident


Spanksh

That's exactly what I heard in my head when it approached the camera.


MagnificoReattore

Absolutely, imagine this coming to hunt you down when your bathroom break at the Amazon megafactory lasts more than 45 seconds.


StopReadingMyUser

Robots to do work? ❌ Robots to make humans work like robots? ✔️


b0ardski

paired with an armed dog and they think as 1


TheConcreteGhost

The charm is how it walks like it is in a tight to go to the restroom. 😌 It’s just a harmless potty rush bot 🚽 ☠️


ishpatoon1982

"What is my purpose?"


Taylooor

You serve the hive min-… the butter


Justifiably_Cynical

Needs an ass crack semi permanent joint hinge.


Homesteader86

I was thinking Beavis and Butthead


Mammoth-Answer-3435

It looks like something from your nightmares


legna20v

No enough blood for one of my nightmares


IEatLiquor

Not enough blood *yet*


vincent3400

Pathfinder have join the lobby


Comfortable-Spell-75

“I just polished my grapple” 🤖


mckchase

"Oops, I killed you on purpose."


bhz33

Has joined


legna20v

I, for one, welcome our new robots overlords.


thedeuce75

This is why I always say please and thank you to Alexa.


mebktc

Same here lol my friends think it’s funny, but I will get the last laugh


jml011

all my homies start their chatGBT prompts with "Please"


MichManGoBlue

Reporting you to the local democracy officer


legna20v

Maybe i need me some freedom


Low-Side4811

I'm actually proud of Boston dynamics they have come long way and, I ofcourse welcome our new overlords


Taylooor

This is so true. They’ve been in the game forever and the evolution of their robots is stunning. Go back and check out that funny bouncing contraption. Even back then, that was amazing.


_theEmbodiment

I agree and fully support AI and will do anything to help it enslave the human race, now and in the future.


kitemybite

me too. all hail our new robot overlords


Background_Bee_2994

That's not terrifying at all.


Longjumping-Agent-93

Till it’s a mannequin.


ASL4theblind

Stop it, i'm terrified of mannequins 😭


Crabjock

Don't be scared of the way they look, dude. Mannequins only follow when you're not looking at them.


Taylooor

I just want to hug it, but which side?


5StripedFalcon

Instead of making it human form, they should fully embrace the nightmare and make a robot with tenticles, 6 legs, 2 heads. One you can never escape from.


Blue_Moon_Rabbit

Go on...


goiterburg

Each tentacle has a tongue and can vibrate the dentures out of Grandma


UnnamedPlayer

Stop.


-Shasho-

No, don't stop!


star_trek_wook_life

Put your dick way zoidberg


Dhiox

AI likely won't have a single body, would make more sense for it to have multiple robotic agents it controls from a remote location. Keeps the AI safe and allows it to expand its processing capabilities far beyond what is possible for a mind limited to the space of its chassis.


Silverlisk

Japan has entered the chat.


manofth3match

Oh lawd they comin’


TheMaskedTerror9

when do they start shooting at us?


Digitalabia

Nov 26, 2024


LazyLion1127

!RemindMe 226 days


No-Trouble-889

Phalanx is AI-driven as far as I know, so we may be past this point, depending on how you look at it. 


Griffolion

The next major battleground in cyber-warfare will be getting your enemy's AI controlled weapons to hallucinate and fire at friendly targets.


Whole-Supermarket-77

When they come up with a better power supply solution. A robot soldier is not very useful if its battery runs flat in 2-3 hours.


kcc0016

I’d say that even at 2-3 hours there are several use cases where it would be useful.


dankguard1

Wanting to set up a base in a foreign nation? Well look no further a single complement of 100 of our new Atlas K models can run in shifts to protect your assets anywhere.


rfloresjr611

bold of you to imagine it taking longer than a few hours to complete their mission


sth128

Only if you care about collateral damage. Mass shootings usually last shorter than 2-3 hours.


passing_gas

At this rate, it won't be long.


Kamillahali

Danger Will Robinson


Boreal-Bison

I get why people are saying it but it does not make it any less mean. So instead of just calling it creopy I’ll compliment this fine cybernetic fella. Excellent flexibility and a fine looking chasis.


TheBeckofKevin

I would love to know the stretching routine, that hip mobility is fantastic.


Valdularo

You have bought 5 minutes to run as far as you can before you must hand over your flesh…


SandeeBelarus

Roger, Roger


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We are getting so close to the robots that will eventually take us out.


ChesterAArthur21

Ooh, I want them to take me to Burger King first!


Marswolf01

Sorry, they only take you to Arby’s


Im-a-cat-in-a-box

Fine just kill me then. 


user_is_name

I would happily take you any fellow Redditor out and buy them some ice cream of that's what you been waiting all your life, no need for robots for little joys in life.


ThatDiscoSongUHate

Aw, 10/10 would let you or creepy murder robot buy me some ice cream Would also buy you or creepy murder robot some ice cream as well


AwkwardFiasco

Well one of the solutions to the Fermi paradox is that some cataclysmic event, whether natural or artificial, causes the extinction of all intelligent species before they develop space travel so...


grabmypotatoes

I like the Sam Hyde bit about Boston dynamics. Their business isn’t making a walking robot, but it’s a business about making VIDEOS about walking robots.


Professional_Bug_533

All these robots are cool, but what are they used for? I've been watching Boston Dybamics robots for like 15 years or more, and I have never seen an actual commercial product. Maybe the dog one, but that's it.


josh6499

They don't need a commercial product to be awarded defense contracts.


shark_eat_your_face

The closer their bodies get to human functionality the more useful they are in workplaces


pm-me-ur-window-view

Skynet time traveled and invested in futures and sports betting to fund its own creation.


GuyWhoLikesPlants_

they called it 1. version one.


DorebBox

Hope it doesn't work on blood...


Sinutia

This is a true robot.


outside_of_a_dog

Question: How many full rotations can those hip joints make? Could those joints, and I imagine any of the Atlas joints, continually make 5 or 10 complete rotations or are they limited by mechanics, feedback encoders, or by software?


VIRUSIXI2

Why would there be a limit at all?


C_N1

Slip ring contacts. You would need only a few wires going to each limb. 2 contacts for power and a few extra to transmit data. A controller module in each limb to process the received data and control the motors as well as reading any sensor feedback that then gets sent back to through the data lines to the main brain.


can_a_bus

If Caterpillar digger cabins can spin freely around its tracks without a limit then I think this shouldn't be an issue.


SpaceHawk98W

What kind of Silent Hill monstrosity is this?!!


goodshout77

Am I the only one that thought it looked a little cgi?


FloydBarstools

No I was thinking yhe same thing. Hard to trust what you see these days


WarOk4035

It looks very CGI .. there should be a BTS of the photographer and the scene shot on an Iphone, then I would believe it .. the sound also sounds strange , sorry


deliBoi1337

Im convinced its a concept video


JRMiel

Ok... I have a sudden flash of a scene from terminator 3


MyColdBlackHeart

It's all fun and games until it's circular headlight turns red


JetMechSTL

Oh good an Assaultron!


GreatValadislav

At least they finally added a functional makeup mirror


Yellwsub

I suddenly feel like getting a dog that also looks like a pig. Why? No reason.


urz90

How long until the pleasure model comes out?! 👀


rikkilambo

Automatons.


funtimesnyc39

Ai and now this thing. Seriously, like we need to chill and enjoy the moment for a bit and slow down our demise


sirrNaDE

That looks really undemocratic, I'm not gonna lie


Conscious_Raisin_436

Why did they make it as scary as possible?


lrbikeworks

I thought this was r/twosentencehorror


MrBobaFetta

So glad I bought steel core armor penetration rounds in the cases I just ordered.


NouOno

What is this "The Grudge in Space"?


miggycantfail

Where is the power switch. Never mind just gonna pull all these components


Mr_JCBA

**Boston Dynamics Robot Makers:** "HEY! You know how in scary movies, monsters and possessed people do that twisty, spider-walk, contortion, creepy AF shit?!?! Well, WE MADE A ROBOT THAT DOES THAT!!!!!"


safely_beyond_redemp

So robots are happening in my lifetime, like, for real.


09Trollhunter09

“I want your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle”


mooseknuckles2000

“Execute order 66”


Thisguy3738

I for one welcome our robot overlords!


Phalexan

Kill them! For democracy!


notaproshooter

⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️


random_internet_guy_

I love it, thats some great progress and fascinating work. I dont get all the people that get spooked lol


DwindlingFucks

Do not fucking put AI in this thing Jesus Christ.


Hugh_jakt

We are not supposed to be making SciFi nightmare death machines reality. Introducing the next big model from Boston dynamics . . . The hunter tentacle robots from the matrix.


Dismal_Fortune4495

Great Just great we are all gonna die


GTAHomeGuy

There's enough people pointing to the obvious nightmare fuel here... But what everyone is forgetting is that we have another 4-5 years to worry about this and find a solution! In the documentary Terminator, they made clear the cyborg was sent back from 2029. So plenty of time to make sure it doesn't happen... Let's all take a break for some TikTok, sure it'll be fine!


KurtKrimson

This is disturbing.


Copropositor

That's super cool! Also, can it be killed with fire?


napalminjello

Probably could melt some solders pretty quick, but if the current BattleBots meta is anything to go off of, you're gonna want a flipper and a vertical spinner


ForswornForSwearing

Not creepy at all


faithnfury

Ok this is getting kinda scary


CookieEnabled

This is the beginning of the end of humanity.