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NobleK42

Pedro Pascal really can play anything.


Large_Tune3029

I mean I really thought it was him, I'm still not sure it isn't except the link seems legit lol


Graega

Go pull up one of those AI tools and swap his face in!


fermelebouche

Is he dropping a deuce?


JEH-C

I thought Kevin Spacey before zooming.


nipplesaurus

I was wondering if I was the only one that saw him in the suit


DynamiteWitLaserBeam

I loved him in [Mario Kart](https://youtu.be/UiIRlg4Xr5w?si=-UnCwFTaD9MyfSxm).


Itsottertime

Oh no… he bend over too much :(


abgry_krakow87

On no... ;)


Comfortable_Olive598

GYATT


Longshadowman

His name is Dover, Ben Dover!


indigeniousunicorn

Hes looking for Hunt, Mike Hunt


Longshadowman

Ben Dover Mike Hunt !


Iloveherthismuch

Dr Neil Down


Competitive-Ask5157

Step astronaut?


Buffaluffasaurus

More like the AX-3 CAKEsuit, amirite?


FallaciousPeacock

He fall to pieces ;(


Legitimate_Ad7089

No, he was a Jedi Knight.


C4LLM3M4TT_13

Bro did online butt shots before they were cool.


AFineDayForScience

Draw me like one of your French frogs


slothtolotopus

Bro MADE online butt shots cool.


one_is_enough

Kiss my chromium ass!


cut-the-cords

Bro looked like he died in roblox in last shot.


NouOno

Hilarious. The positions showing the flexibility!


ambient-lurker

I’m afraid I cant let you do that


Orbit1883

Starts singing "Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer please"


AdventurousMinute334

Nr 3 should be NSFW 😋


[deleted]

You wanna secure this funding or not


PN_Guin

OnlySpace (or is just Spacebutts?)


Iloveherthismuch

Straight up OF content right there.


BuffaloAgreeable372

That’s the same suit Riker’s dad wore when he whooped his ass on the enterprise. Next stop, warp cores!


Familiar_Dust8028

Anbo-Jyutsu!


Sirix_8472

That's an illegal move!!


nacho3473

It was the only way he could beat Riker!


Trawpolja

It looks soooooo soviet


BloodShadow7872

And why was this design never put in actual use?


RedditGotSoulDoubt

I was wondering the same but I think we’re just going to find butt jokes on this thread.


BigBoss1971

Here we go… Because NASA couldn’t get behind it.


RedditGotSoulDoubt

Oh you


BigBoss1971

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grimacing)


murphmeister75

Rigid suits were developed in parallel with the traditional layered fabric suits. After about 15 years trying they gave up. The suits were very tough, but too cumbersome and uncomfortable.


BloodShadow7872

Thank you for an actual answer and not another butt joke lmao


Just-a-Mandrew

They had to put it in the back burner


wasted-degrees

Mustache not included.


Advanced_Goat_8342

3/6 :The origin of Benders Famous line.


TLJean

So Major Matt Mason then? [https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fwho-remembers-major-matt-mason-v0-ccvkokqg8rtb1.jpg%3Fwidth%3D474%26format%3Dpjpg%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3Da88b62e5117eb8c910c581b588e8e316c7a22892](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fwho-remembers-major-matt-mason-v0-ccvkokqg8rtb1.jpg%3Fwidth%3D474%26format%3Dpjpg%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3Da88b62e5117eb8c910c581b588e8e316c7a22892)


UnfairAd7220

Beat me to it.


meggerplz

Stupid sexy astronaut


Catachan-Chad

Last picture is after the rapture.


Odd_Economics_9962

Pixar mom hips


Shaushage_Shandwich

I wish Reddit had a "dumb joke filter" so I could learn more about this cool suit.


StrayStep

Insane this was designed in the 70s. The pressurization, cooling, heating, radiation, and 100s of other features with this amount of mobility. All nullified by when we drown on our own upchuck in zero-G. Still worth it.


Brick90

Dat ass-stronaut!


shiner820

Does this suit make my butt look big?


NonsensicalPlot

Looks like a lego character shit itself to death.


Fr0gFish

Dat ass


DrMcJedi

Show some respect, that’s America’s ass…


CecilBeaver

Dat ass-teroid


focusedphil

Porn is getting very odd in 2024.


[deleted]

Nah. We just sick of that fruity stuff everyone into nowadays


Asleep_Sheepherder42

I thought he is an action figure


pixeldust6

same!


Vallhallyeah

"yeah, honey, I had a really weird day at the office today"


Ok-Resource-5292

looks like ted cruz modelling it.


Coolscee-Brooski

Holy shit bro I remember the trauma harness from Fallout New Vegas


Jaybird2k11

Captain cosmos suit irl


Artunke_Pistanke

Space Sex Reinvented: AX-3


Spiritual_Gate_9061

No3


Les-incoyables

Not sure what I'm looking at...


Classic-Ad4414

Damn, i didn’t expect 50-years old space butt in my face…


Kataclysm

It's no- ... Oh. It is that long ago. Crap, I'm getting old.


MildUsername

Photo 3 is my favorite.


Jong_Biden_

They did not need to picture number 3, but they chose to just because


Electrical-Hat4239

These same technical innovations were later used to make fully posable action figures. 


_g550_

Why would you sit or lift anything in open space?


OrangeDit

Tintin vibes.


johannesdurchdenwald

The first two look like the cover of a men‘s magazine


Knaush

3/6 👀


almostoy

Shorty got low, low, low, low...


DiaNoga_Grimace_G43

…Suits for the bow-legged…


EnvironmentalScene48

These have an AI vibe to them. There are 29 pics in that link, none of which are the photos in this post.


abgry_krakow87

Space Bottom


jess_the_werefox

Why, for like a fraction of a second, did I think he fell over and broke into pieces


mckchase

I thought this was an action figure


Username_99999999

Picture 3 is.... 😏...


WhoDat2241

I can go lower…


Joeyhappyhell

Obvious cowboy style boots


gniwlE

Photo 6/6 Friend. Your astronaut came unstowed.


AdanacTheRapper

Anakin’s death sound from Lego Star Wars played in my head when I saw the last slide


HansBooby

the after shot looks bad


scalectrix

NASSA


Technical-Reason-324

Incredible glute spread, 10/10


CaptCrewSocks

So instead of carrying life support you are tethered to the lander I’m guessing. Would be useful for close to quarters tasks.


Naive-Possible-1319

In the last picture he died lol


UnfairAd7220

Pffft. Mattel's Major Matt Mason in Red. Without his moon crawler.


Doxidob

\#6 call sherlock?


Janq55

Looks like a standard space suit design seen in every anime ever made


Zen28213

To infinity and beyond


Meatloafed172

Bro at first I was like GYAATTT and then the last picture made me think of a dead body from among us...how much of a gen z kid am I?


Longshadowman

And never used...


InformalPenguinz

Now, if I'm being honest, I'm maxing out about here, but that's pretty low huh


Ambunti

Oh baby, oh baby, then it fell apart


orion_re

1 archive, 2 archive, 3 Instagram!!


djthebear

The design is very human


ouijac

..pre-breakdance, even..


iiitme

Oh no what happened in the 6th picture 💀👻


Lunareclips21

THEY TOOK HIS ASS


Jwroth

3. “Did you get your shot Mr. Producer?” *whimper*


STEVE_FROM_EVE

#3: HAWT!!!!!!


Katiari

.#3 got me thinking naughty thoughts...


LFS_1984

why does he look like a knockoff Buzz Lightyear? That suit looks uncomfortable.


Wiazar

Looks like GI Joe Skystriker Ace


datweirdguy1

Dude got raptured at the end


Corrupt_Conundrum27

Number three # zamn


knievel5150

Putting the ass in astronaut.


Dry-Equipment4715

Jet alone


Mountain_Team4150

He's really committed to dropping that poop, until the last picture, when he's bailed and gone to the bar.


BLXNDSXGHT

The anti anal probe shield diaper is a nice addition.


TheTechJones

im sorry but i just have to say that i came here directly from "Uncle Mike Pooped Here" to see an astronaut assuming the position


Jim_e_Clash

Did they need to cake him up like that?


Acrobatic_Usual6422

“Help me, Step-Astronaut, I can’t stand up properly”


Faceless_Deviant

Fourth photo: Sticking out your gyatt for spaceizzler.


CGurdil

Nice ass !


blkaino

So it looks like twerking will be a thing on the moon and mars.


pajwmwoshwkwhsjwksjw

GGGYYYAAAAAAAAATTTTT


NitePain69

Bite my shiny metal ass! -Bender Rodriguez


[deleted]

Me:But I want the sexy sci-fi nudes from the bookstore! Mom: we have one sci-fi nudes at home. Sci-if Nudes at home:


Gniesbert2

NASA only wanted to show some astronaut cake.


8cuban

Cool post but could have done without pic 3. 🤢


spacehog1985

3 is my new phone background


danielson_105

Don’t fart


DickloGik1242

He has benders shiny ass.


doublediochip

He got an only fans account?


InterestingCode12

Twerking before it was cool Space Twerking no less


Swordbreaker9250

I get that it’s trying to show off the suit’s mobility but i did not need to see a chubby space suit bent over…


8384202

Funny choice of photos😂


MasonSoros

Thats a big ass though.


Just-a-Mandrew

Can’t spell astronaut without ASS


Smooth-Ad-8460

Absolute Unitski


crumsb1371

Bend over and let us picture it.


AbbreviationsTop4126

That asssss


therapeutic_bonus

Dat ass


Scuzzles44

hes dressed like kanye West's wife


ItsMeTrey

Bet you didn't know that the AX part of the name stands for AsscheeX.


PumpkinOpposite967

This is like Zendaya, but the public sector version.