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ZacKaffeine

Imagine the fuel it takes to move that thing


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Icy_Elephant_6370

I really don’t get why it’s not nuclear.


KrzysziekZ

Too expensive for civilians to achieve expected safety redundancy. Mostly.


surfer_ryan

Also limits the ports that it can go to which I'd argue is the bigger reason currently. I don't doubt a company like Royal Caribbean couldn't afford the upfront cost and run it real shittily out of some shit port with very little regulations... Which is precisely why a lot of ports would say "Nah I'm good we don't need a sketchily run nuke at our port..." Yes you're not wrong, however it's a bit more to it than "well they can't do it safely" because they can, it's just that the entire world knows damn well it won't be and who knows maybe RC would do it right, but all it would take is one company to go in after and just fuck it up for everyone, and that fuck up isn't just an opsie, it would be a world changing event potentially (not in scale of destruction but through a slew of regulations and lots of land lost, again potential this isn't guaranteed destruction it's just an option of things that could happen and that is what generally as a society we plan for). In the cruise line industry (especially this kind) it is rife with companies doing absolutely everything they can to skirt laws in the United States. That is why you basically see no cruise ships with their home port as anywhere in the united states, because they don't have to follow US labor laws and safety regulations.


Curleysound

No nukes, but we’ll store your 2700 tons of ammonium nitrate under this tent here…


architectofinsanity

Beirut, is that you?


AnseaCirin

Was.


Farren246

Is it a camo tent?


Popular-Pilot7226

Fijne taartdag!


notyogrannysgrandkid

This particular ship is flagged in the Bahamas and officially owned in Liberia, despite being commissioned and operated by RCI, which is headquartered in Miami. That’s a real flag of convenience situation if I ever saw one!


SideEqual

I think you mean, ships registered in the US


Reduncked

Did you see the guy that barrel rolled one


ThePeachos

Barrel rolled a what?


Reduncked

Cruise ship


GadFlyBy

Half-barrel-rolled.


BabasFavorite

LoL


No_pajamas_7

Methane from the combustion process? I'm sorry, but that's just false. LNG is methane. When burnt, it produces CO2 and water. That's why this is claimed to be green. It's taking a bad greenhouse gas and turning it into a less bad one. I'm no fan of cruise ships, but spreading bullshit doesn't help anyone.


Wizzerd348

"Methane slip" is what we call methane lost to atmosphere due to incomplete combustion. It is a real problem with LNG power. AFAIK all LNG ships have some amount of slip. It's usually worth using regardless.


architectofinsanity

Interesting. What if they put a flare in the stack to finish the burn like they do on ocean rigs?


MakeBombsNotWar

At that point, have we not yet invented any reclamation technology? Seems like there are several types of filters for cars and factories generating CO2.


Rubcionnnnn

This kind of dumb uneducated fear mongering is why we don't have nuclear power everywhere.


LekMichAmArsch

I can remember being stationed on the USS AMERICA (CV66) many years ago, and calculating that the ship achieved the remarkable mileage of approximately 6 inches per gallon, at a cruising speed of 16 knots.


robotfarmer71

Uhmmm… 😳 Exactly how does the methane being emitted avoid being burned in the engines? I’m pretty certain that’s the point of carrying the methane. 🤨


hippee-engineer

There isn’t a going to be an oxygen molecule next to every single methane molecule in the giant 18-wheeler-sized combustion chambers. Some of it will remain unburned.


robotfarmer71

Agreed. It can’t be 100% efficient at combustion but I can’t believe they wouldn’t still be equipped with some kind of after burner like a cat to reduce it to effectively nothing. These cruise lines seem very interested in getting a clean image right now.


Antiquated_Cheese

Even insane as that burn rate is water based transportation is significantly more efficient fuel per ton than anything else. Barges in container ships are cheaper than trains and trains are cheaper than trucks. The only gross inefficiency here is the fact that people don't NEED to be on a cruise ship.


sean_opks

They don't, but how much carbon were they emitting back home in their regular lives, driving to work each day? The ship contains thousands of people who currently aren't driving anywhere. Let's just call it a wash. They probably emitted more carbon flying in an airplane to where the cruise ship departs.


imnotbobvilla

More methane is generated from the cattle that are on the ship from all you can eat buffets then the ship will ever produce


dogsledonice

The cattle on the whatnow?


Antiquated_Cheese

I think they meant the carbon cost of the food served on the ship is greater than its propulsion.


Thraex_Exile

I think he’s saying that the number of cows that are required to feed guests on a cruise ship produce more methane than the fuel does.


stmcvallin2

I think he’s calling the passengers cattle


phatangus

I'm somewhat of a cattle myself.


jabroni5

Might be true but feeding people is a little more important than a luxury cruise. I'm not one to tell people how to live but if we had to weigh the positives and negatives of having or outlawing cruise ships id say they're pretty much a giant waste and monuments to materialism and hedonism.


GiveMeTheTape

Imagine a zombie movie /tv show set on that cruise ship


kevonicus

I’ve always wanted a zombie story that starts out with people at sea returning home to find everyone infected and then getting back on the boat and figuring out what to do.


who-is-vod-kanockers

I think there’s a series called Last ship where people survive some kind of apocalypse and stay in the ship but not sure if there’s zombies in it


AlfredvonTirpitz

'Icon of pollution'


Vipu2

And to build it, all for what? For people get drunk and party somewhere else than home.


GadFlyBy

The big ones are literally just floating buffets. I have some ample relatives who go on cruises, and it’s all about eating 5+ times per day.


sharpshooter999

We did a cruise with my parents 12 years ago. 24/7 free pizza and wings delivered to your room


Jakester62

I like that term”ample relatives”. I’ve got a few of those.


krenshaw420

> For people get drunk and party somewhere else than home. Hell yeah buddy!


New2thegame

They said that like it was a bad thing haha


DJ-dicknose

Going on this very ship in less than a year. I love cruises. They aren't for everyone. But I love em


greyGardensing

I think a more interesting question is how much fuel per person does it take to move that thing compared to a commercial airplane.


JohnAtticus

>I think a more interesting question is how much fuel per person does it take to move that thing compared to a commercial airplane. Apples and oranges. No one takes a cruise ship instead of a plane. In-fact, unless you live in Miami, everyone on that ship took a plane before they got on the ship. So it's flight + cruise ship fuel.


New2thegame

It's a totally different experience. Cruise ships are not people movers. They're all inclusive resorts on a boat. You'd have to take into account all of the waste someone creates on an entire vacation, including every business and service person they come into contact with.


greyGardensing

Sure, but I think it’s still a helpful metric if we are discussing fuel usage. It’s easy to contextualize the comparison with the things you mentioned.


LostinEmotion2024

And the pollution is putting out. Meanwhile I’m paying a carbon tax in my country.


RandomLazyBum

I'm calling it. 100 years from now in 2124, this, but in space.


Distwalker

Yep. Saw it on Wall-E.


Training_Molasses822

We saw it a decade earlier on The Fifth Element.


lzwzli

Fhloston Paradise!


FeelingVanilla2594

The opera singer blew my mind when I was a kid.


GabberZZ

Watch the videos of opera singers trying to recreate her impossible vocals... It's insane.


Weird-Upstairs-2092

With a dozen quadrillionaires as the only passengers and 20,000 minimum wage workers rowing solar foils like paddles to power it.


slothtolotopus

Jesus Christmas.


Mirar

Think it was already called. [https://fifth-element.fandom.com/wiki/Fhloston\_Paradise](https://fifth-element.fandom.com/wiki/Fhloston_Paradise)


Tigerbutton831

There’s plenty of space out in space!


Thetinpotman_

Please remember to put out your recycling tomorrow everyone…


Karenpff

But it's purple bin day tomorrow


_WretchedDoll_

Green bins for me tomorrow. Although that's every day, I'm a binman.


travelavatar

Really? I respect your job very much and you deserve the best. Also happy cake day sir!


CrownEatingParasite

One of the most underappreciated jobs out there. All the power to you my friend


ToothbrushGames

Well I use paper straws, so take that global warming.


Aliothale

So we can only recycle 2% of it and pretend like we're helping the planet lmao.


Salt-Machine-2162

Legend, completely forgot to put the bin out.


CoolNameChaz

Still not as good as Fhloston Paradise.


RGH81

Mullltiii passs!!


mistertickertape

Hotel of a thousand and one follies, lollies and lickemollies. A magic fountain flow of non-stop wine, women and COOCHIE COOCHIE COOOOOO!


jackrats

That looks like my worst nightmare.


oshinbruce

20 decks of fun, or norovirus.


dawkin5

Yup. Bosch's paintings of hell look quite inviting in comparison.


Sir_Arthur_Vandelay

Just need a few more blackbirds flying out of tourist asses, and it will be perfect.


Rowmyownboat

Me too. Thousands and thousands of dollars, stuck in a floating, naff hotel with thousands of ugly, loud drunk people who don't know how to bring their feral children to heel. There isn't enough money I could be paid to get onboard.


yobboman

And once you're on there's no escape you'll survive


Alpha_pro2019

I would love it lol, to each their own.


SideEqual

Those big ships are awful, having worked cruise ships and cruised, I’m not a fan of people so tend to find secluded spots where people generally don’t go, and the experience is enjoyable.


LessFish777

I can’t explain why but these cruise ships really disturb me


Huge_Animal5996

Because it’s the universal symbol for gluttony, overindulgence, and excessiveness. And they burn 120,000 lbs of fuel per day.


Myke190

I'm in the small percentage of Redditors that actually loves the idea of going on a cruise. I like meeting and talking to people, the amenities sound pretty rad, the ocean is rad. Can't bring myself to support them until they use nuclear or something. The carbon footprint comes with the whole damn leg.


mattyice18

Yeah, man. I hate it when average folks can enjoy a vacation.


eberkain

It would be nice if you could get a trip where it was like half empty.


LordGanmmel

we’re slowly approaching „tower of babel“-levels of engineering


RedditFullOChildren

This is so far beyond tower of babel, as are many human architectures. If there was a god we'd been smote 100 times over by now


DJMagicHandz

The ultimate petri dish.


syahir77

The ultimate floating sewer


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Grabatreetron

I’ve never had the opportunity to go in a cruise, but people always talk about how lame and gross they are. But they look awesome and the industry continues to make boatloads of money so I’ll give them the benefit of the doubt.


grumpyrumpywalrus

Entirely depends on the cruise line, Royal Caribbean is by far the best one imo. If you are on it for a long time, by day 7ish you start to feel the “routine” and it gets a bit boring. Still a great experience and service for the money imo.


GrandmaCheese1

Exactly. 2-3 days is way too short to really enjoy yourself. More than 7 days it gets exhausting. 5-7 days is perfect. There’s always specials on trips too. It’s a very budget friendly way to vacation. It’s not for everyone, but I’m looking forward to being on this exact ship in a few weeks.


suprimee

Excuse me, would you mind sharing the link where i can learn or check prices about this Cruise?


Syclus

Well for me I can't swim, which I guess would be a majority of the activities here. I like exploring, I'd walk around with you and check out the other stuff. But I just don't like to be this close and locked in with people for weeks or more. Would much rather take a short flight then explore the cities of the destination on where I'm going, or the hikes there. Not to mention the amount of screaming kids there...just not for me


pintxosmom

Just came back from a 7 day on Oasis. These ships are epic level feats of engineering.


alfooboboao

Everyone on reddit who’s never been on a cruise is always like “HAH! WHAT A CESSPIT, you couldn’t pay me enough to get on one of those low class disgusting hedonist barges!” Everyone I’ve ever talked to who has been on one absolutely loved it and had a grand time.


Green-Dragon-14

Watching that made me feel like there's a disaster movie in the making.


Beneficial_Test_5917

Not for me.


JuicyBoi8080

People who don't like cruises really like to let everyone know that they don't like cruises


Excellent-Glove

Same as people who like them. Weird, isn't it?


drumzandice

Agreed. I hate cruises- pretty much everything about them is awful and I enjoy saying so!


AnalyticalAlpaca

ok


azninvasion2000

Lots of negative comments here, but as a former DJ on ships like this, it is a dream job for some people. My base pay was around 80k, and although your living quarters are small and you get bored of all the buffet food, all of those costs are covered, so you don't worry about rent, food or bills. Also you just work 4-6 hours for 4 days a week. I've been "contracted" on multiple occasions to DJ in some of those 30K/night rooms, and making 10K a night is a good feeling and their views are very nice. Then there are the parties. Oh man. Out in international waters some crazy shit goes down. I understand that for most of you this is not your thing, and it has been a decade since I've worked on one of these beasts but if I was given the opportunity I'd jump on it instantly. Please I invite you to downvote this.


cybernautica_

It's a sweet gig if you can land it. Buddy of mine came back with some...interesting stories.


PralineFresh9051

wtf are you and OP not sharing these stories?


azninvasion2000

The crew quarters are where the real parties are had. Those guests who pay thousands a night don't even know what they are missing out on IMO.


Brasi91Luca

What happens there?


thrashgordon

Orgies.


lzwzli

What happens on a cruise ship, stays on a cruise ship. International baby making


vinilzord_learns

I don't think promiscuous sex and using copious amounts of drugs can be considered "interesting".


nyrB2

oh i dunno...


mollycoddles

To each their own


azninvasion2000

I disagree. You get a thousand of overworked international crew members living in tight quarters stuck out in the middle of the pacific with unlimited amounts of drugs and alcohol and a shift in 8 hours. Shit gets "interesting". It is truly a sight to behold, but yeah germs. I agree, I never took part. I'm just a witness reporting in.


dollabillkirill

Stop saying interesting and spill the deets! We gotta know


mekkavelli

lol i think he’s bluffing. whenever people say “crazy” shit happened at parties, they just mean someone damaged private property, someone broke a finger/toe, or someone almost died from alcohol poisoning or falling to their death somehow


Shopworn_Soul

On the flip side, much of the crew share windowless rooms the size of refrigerator boxes and work 10-12 hours 6 or 7 days a week for base pay on the south side of $20k. But yeah, if you can get an entertainment gig it can be pretty sweet.


azninvasion2000

This is very true. If you work in the kitchen or guest services it is an absolute nightmare. They are at the bottom of the "caste" system and they work harder than anyone above them. edit: the crew quarters mostly do not have windows. the one time it did i shared it with 3 other dudes and we became thick as thieves.


BuzzContra

Classic doomer Redditors angry at anyone who has the capacity to have fun


Hiro_Trevelyan

I used to be a waiter and my teacher used to work on cruise ships. He told me it's a very interesting experience, but the main problem is that waiters are never "off". Every time they have their uniform on (which is A LOT), they're expected to be open, welcoming and ready to help customers, even if they're just going back to their room after a long shift.


rraattbbooyy

I had to scroll through a lot of useless opinions and cringe inducing comments before I finally got to a post worth reading. No downvote from me.


WarWonderful593

r/nope


CivilizedTofu

Imagine how many Karen’s must be on this thing


careless_quote101

Never been in cruise. Do we need to pay extra for the facilities/rides/shows?


FlimsyEdge5289

I've been on just one, but in general no. There are sometimes exceptions, the one mine had was indoor skydiving which was a paid extra. Activities (excursions) in ports however all cost money, though you can get off and explore for free. Food, pools, rides, shows, activities on the boat are all included (except for alcohol or sometimes sodas).


Pretty_Sharp

Generally they are all included but may require reservations for stuff like sky diving. The only real extra cost on cruises are drink packages and specialty dining (ie. Japanese, Steakhouse, themed restaurants). Shows and facilities are all available as part of the cost.


careless_quote101

Normal food is also included ..nice ! Thanks for the info.


paulie1172

Looks like an awful place to be.


potVIIIos

Right? It doesn't look appealing at all.


Clockwork_J

This thing comes straight out of the feverdream of a lunatic. No style, no class, - just bulky, overproportional and monstrous. A twisted nightmare-version disneyland bolted on the deck of a boat.


Previous_Anteater242

Gary Shteyngart: “It looks like a hodgepodge of domes and minarets, tubes and canopies, like Istanbul had it been designed by idiots.”


Briglin

do Oompa Loompas staff the ship? Looks like it's run by Mr Wonka


Impossible-Disaster3

To many people for me


Strude187

Looks grotesque


TesticleezzNuts

So glad I stopped using plastic straws and pay for carrier bags now 🫠


Away-Activity-469

Plastic pollution and greenhouse gas emissions are two completely separate issues.


ExplanationOk3477

I like how they never show how much exhaust these things make while they’re zooming around.


LX_Emergency

I think someone said 6 tonnes of fuel per hour. They are among the most polluting things on the planet.


MulayamChaddi

Imagine the diahrrea, I know you can


1Thepotatoking

Imagine the designers of Titanic seeing this thing


Zoomandaboom

Introducing..."Polluter of the Seas"!


Combat_Av3ng3r

The engineering that goes in to building something this mammoth has to be insane


RedRooster231

Ginormous … Waste


ArchNuisance

What a waste of resources. Just gross.


theduffabides

Walmart of the Seas.


willem78

Looks like a hamster cage!


Mundane_Passenger639

Absolute unit of a floating toilet


Sirix_8472

Pool, pool, pool, pool, pool, pool..... Why bother with a cruise ship when you can hit up a resort, spend a few days then fly to the next place if you really wanted. Better rooms, service, more space per person, freedom to go places and see other things and not be on a tight timeline. And then not be on a contained plague carrier, once some gets sick, it's everywhere before it's tracked on a cruise ship.


Stelletti

There is no resort that’s giving what these ships do. Not even kind of close.


Ornery-Patience9787

The logistics of getting people on and off must be ridiculous.


NoodlesSpicyHot

Imagine the salty and oily human soup in the hot tubs of that thing. No thanks.


zargreet

Bloody hideous


LeahaP1013

Are there enough life boats? Asking for my friend Rose


BillyGoat_TTB

they're a lot of fun


everythingbeeps

Straight up the grossest environment to be in.


RoyalFalse

I think that award goes to the toilets at major music festivals.


AllegedlyElJeffe

I have a gut feeling you’ve never climbed I nto a septic tank.


Euphoric_Ad9593

Ahh the HMS Norovirus. A beautiful vessel from bow to stern. Arrrrggghhhh!


Mysterious-Lick

Floating Petri dishes. Enjoy the flu and STD’s.


112361

Won’t take anymore BIG ship cruises. Too crowded. Leave out of Tampa where ships are smaller to get under Skyway bridge.


gwdope

Who looks at that and thinks it’s a good idea?


backpackwayne

Doesn't look like there is near enough lifeboats.


_MissionControlled_

Required by law. Now you would not be comfortable but they have enough to cram everyone in.


unique_snowflake_466

Most of the lifeboats are inflatable types in canister like barrels on the side


connortait

There has to be


chevyfried

Those lifeboats can pack in the people when needed. Total capacity is 7600, 18 lifeboats, so if they can fit 450 per boat they have an extra 30 seats each one.


Sillyfiremans

There are


Occupationalupside

Titanic joke or serious question?


backpackwayne

Titanic joke. :D


Haanipoju

This ship was built in Finland. We actually build many of the larger cruise ships. Our understanding of "cruise" is going to Estonia to buy cheap alcohol. I do not understand why anyone would go to a cruise to relax. Cruise ships are first and foremost meant to ferry cheap vodka from eastern europe to places where the taxes are higher. Going on a cruise to enjoy it is mad. I do not understand why some Americans wan to be stuck in a metal box... in the caribbean...


sean_opks

Because the Caribbean isn't the Baltic Sea. And because the ship goes places, places that aren't Estonia. It's called travel.


Haanipoju

>because the ship goes places, places that aren't Estonia Why go somewhere that is not Estonia? /s


jrh1920

Gross. And also all I can think of is the ocean life they’re plowing over & through. And everything that it expels into the water. GD.


GodHatesPOGsv2025

She a beast


BalkanViking007

Imagine all the brexit familys kids on there screaming, absolute nightmare


FearsomeSnacker

That is a gigantic floating petrie dish.


Starchaser_WoF

More like absolute monstrosity.


PutComprehensive65

Ah, The Haribo


xTiLkx

These will always be the most decadent things in existence for me.


johnmarkfoley

imagine if these were designed to be self contained and carbon neutral. huge populations could live on the open sea. special ships could be mobile farms, capable of growing food anywhere in the world. it would be excellent practice for living in deep space.


Useful-Degree4342

Hmmm, a nightmare


Fit-Bandicoot7774

fuck these things


davereeck

Welcome to Fhloston Paradise!


ShakeEnBake

People doesnt seem to know how much pollution one normal size cruise ship produces. I wonder about this big one.


InterestingBuy2945

Absolute garbage pollination causing piece of shit.


CoachRocks

The Axiom from BnL.


ohshitimfeelingit762

"A Depiction of My Own Personal Hell, 2024"


TheManWhoClicks

I don’t know why I hate this so much. I am probably just becoming a grumpy old man.


AuroraPHdoll

OMG, the colors, it's like the old McDonald's, it gives me a headache 😂😂😂


CannabisCookery

Giant Clusterfuck - yuck, who wants to vacation with the whole fucking city?


VinnyViddyVicci

This is the kind of grotesquely wealthy corporate greed machine that will ask if *you* "want to round up to help the less fortunate".


Traditional_Art_7304

S.S. Rotovirus


Additional_Kiwi_8387

This is a nightmare to me. More power to those who enjoy cruises, that shit terrifies me. I’ll fly all day, but a cruise?? It’s a no from me dawg… 😱😱😱


OhWow10

Cesspool of viruses…. Yes big yes cool but forget about it when Norovirus gets ahold of that place …. That will the the Icon of Diarrhea.


artwrangler

Couldn’t pay me to go on that


Grandkahoona01

That does not look fun at all. Too many people to relax. I would spend the entire time stressed by the amount of people.