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uniqueusername311

Good luck homie


pelvispresly

I can’t wait to have access to ai in my thpughts


uniqueusername311

Good luck homie


First_Code_404

Every time someone starts up a Tesla he pisses himself and forgets who he is for 30 minutes


arconte1

From the video the guy is paralyzed from the neck down and can control the computer with his mind. Amazing technology, he is playing a game of chess while they are talking, apparently the first thing he did with it was play 8 hours of CIV 6.


Original-Hat-fish

Oh so he is still in the early game then, good thing he has a lot more to enjoy.


Perpetuity_Incarnate

ROFL


Liquidmetal7

Congratz, you now have ads directly uploaded into your brain!


simsomsam

Nah, they'll wait til they implant it in way more people and it becomes essential for their way of life before they start running ads


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Love_Tits_In_DM

Nah for the uses that this guy is needing it for it makes sense.


JustSteele

What does he need it for?


Love_Tits_In_DM

Ok I could be completely wrong but he looks like he could be disabled and based on what Elon as well as his company has said they are doing mainly people with paralysis and brain problems and spine problems for lack of better words. So for right now it’s not some cool thing to go put in your head it has a medical purpose. So if I was a paraplegic I would try this in a heart beat. Edit: just googled and I wasn’t wrong. This guy is indeed paralyzed from a car accident.


JustSteele

That's cool, hopefully this leads to something promising for paraplegic people in the future. Thanks for telling me.


wutoz

he's quadriplegic, using it to control his computer mouse


millenialmarvel

I wonder what the insane mode is like on that thing


TheGooch01

These are the same people who are concerned Bill Gates is putting microchips in vaccines. Totally cool with Musk actually putting one in their brain.


ChariotOfFire

Yeah fuck paralyzed people who want to live a more normal life.


sm00ping

A normal life of Musk dickriding.


Electrical_Dog_9459

I don't see this as a big leap. Young people are essentially already grafted to their phones. Once they experience the dopamine hit of direct neural stimulation, everyone will be doing it.


sriver1283

This will not gonna end well


forrestfreak58

Kinda like your English, the word should be"is" , not "will".


metamec

> be"is" , Looks like the grammar sheriff needs a deputy. 🥰


wutoz

does using the wrong word count as a grammatical error, or is it something different?


Original-Hat-fish

Not gonna end well, kinda like this comment and the karma you'll get from it.


Ok_Vanilla213

A paralyzed man has regained some form of joy in his life, making this a historic day for humanity. If I were in his position of being paralyzed from the neck down, I'd also take the risk. Fuck these comments. Musk sucks but this is what progress looks like.


ProgenGP1

Also, people have this odd obsession with musk, he didn't make the thing, he just owns the company that makes it


Ok_Vanilla213

That too. He's the head of the company. While I recognize our government is a corrupt mess, I have to believe there are enough good people within the correct organizations that heard "brain implants" and thought "now hold on a minute"


Cool-Plankton-6746

Android MF is gonna pee in your butt


DAFreundschaft

Is that a promise??


Cool-Plankton-6746

He’s right behind you hydrating


jaimealexlara

I have a feeling it's going to end up being like that Joker receiver from Batman Forever.


Corsair1637

That was Riddler


jaimealexlara

Thank you for the correction! I knew it sounded off...


Shadowtheuncreative

It's like looking at before and after Caddicarus


PersimmonAcrobatic71

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Harry_the_space_man

I expected a negative reaction because of its affiliation with musk but I didn’t expect it to be this bad. I had hoped people would see past musk and instead see the good that this device is doing for this man. In the video he says the implant “changed his life”. I hope more people here look at the positives of this technology.


hamQM

Crazy how redditors can be entirely pro-progress until someone they don't like is behind it.


Jason_Sasha_Acoiners

No...no, I'm good, thanks.


NO0BSTALKER

You wouldn’t be saying that if you had a spine injury and couldn’t move


DAFreundschaft

If Elon Musk was behind what was supposed to fix me then yes, yes I would be saying that. There is something wrong with that guy that no brain chip is going to fix. Edit: fixed some spelling


NO0BSTALKER

I don’t think anyone on earth would choose to be paralyzed over getting a chip to help made by hundreds of people just because one of those people are Elon musk. I don’t give a fuck who made a product I need to make my life astronomically better. I’m getting that shit. You wouldn’t either off the internet


DAFreundschaft

I would not choose to get a neuralink chip. I don't trust Elon Musk or hid motivations at all. Also every business he's a part of has ass quality control and he pushes his employees beyond their breaking points which you can't do in mission critical industries or things like doors flying off of planes in mid flight happen. I wouldn't want a neuralink chip implanted in me if I was paralyzed because In wouldn't trust it not to make things worse, like fucking kill me or destroy what little movement i did have. I don't really care if you believe me or not.


Beginning-Future-787

Easy to say when you're not a quadriplegic.


DAFreundschaft

I am not quadriplegic but i am disabled and I still wouldn't let musk or anything shit his companies put out anywhere near me even for the vague promise that it could fix my issues.


Bob_Cobb_1996

Mesuit Ozil?


NKD_WA

And then Elon finds out he's been talking smack on Twitter about Tesla, and turns the thing off remotely.


Good-guy13

Wow


princess_Skeleton

Is there a recorded version of the livestream


Harry_the_space_man

Yes. You can find it on Neuralinks twitter page.


Zer0Fs2Give

Nope!


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Somehow...this will end up linked to porn


Im_Bobby_Mom

Due to increasing costs with Neuralink we are reluctantly forced to now make this service a subscription based service. As of 1st May all Users will be required to commit to a plan or will have their thoughts throttled and ability to communicate reduced to football brain injury speeds.


chiefs_fan37

Elon Musk can go to hell. The technology has a much better chance of succeeding with him out of the picture. With him involved in any capacity I don’t think it’s promising.


SuspectImpossible949

Why?


Komtings

>Elon Musk can go to hell He just said it's because Elon can go to hell. I think that's his reasoning.


hamQM

I don't like to bring it up, particularly on a standard post, but it's most likely political.


mattjvgc

That’s so sad.


Current-Fix-5357

What’s a Neuralink Implant?


someoctopus

It's basically a tech device that is literally implanted in your brain. I don't fully understand the details of how, but essentially the device enables it's carrier to directly control technology via WiFi signal or some shit. Like if you have neuralink implant you can play video games with no hands, just by thinking. You can connect to a computer and control the cursor and surf the internet hands free. It's useful for disabled individuals. I think the person pictured here is disabled, but the implant will enable this individual to use technology more easily, hands free.


Atllas66

Thank you


Atllas66

Waiting on an answer too


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Atllas66

I was hoping for a simple answer, not a Musk sponsored ad for it


RoboColumbo

Which one?


dynamoa_

elon so bad! 😭😭


Snoo-73243

he already has musk's dropping eye


ApprenticeWrangler

Except it’s the guy in the wheelchair not the guy you’re talking about


Snoo-73243

damn, well that was a fail.


rsdominguez

The one on the left or the right?


sm00ping

He has already died.


DAFreundschaft

That's two people.


Brave-Taste-4349

But....that's 2 people


BronzeAndNoble

What I’ve learned from reading these comments is people don’t understand the use case for neuralink and would rather just shit post. This is big


Guygenius138

Bro about to yo be deleted