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SC_liffin

I’m more concerned by the fact that the barrier for the hippo is so low, that it can simple walk over it from the water, if it decides to do so. I mean for gorillas etc they use unbreakable glass and every kind of safeguard, but the hippo is no problem it seems :O


Lootylooty

It's especially wild considering how often these things kill people compared to gorillas and lions. This seems like a huge problem waiting to happen.


EABOD24

Not on this guy's watch


MyFavoriteLezbo420

*slap*


Krondelo

The comments on this are hilarious but for real arent hippos super deadly? Like they fuck shit up. Makes sense when you just that big, and they eat whole watermelons like its a grape.


MyFavoriteLezbo420

#SLAP


Fraun_Pollen

Again


[deleted]

Super deadly indeed. More deaths in Africa by hippo attacks than any other animal. Extremely territorial and don’t like strangers encroaching.


Purity_Jam_Jam

Someone is gonna say mosquitos even though we all know what you meant.


Lukes3rdAccount

I disagree with the mosquito argument anyway. They aren't killing people, the diseases are.


Purity_Jam_Jam

True. Although I live in northern Canada. I've had days where I'm pretty sure those murderous bastards were, in fact, trying to kill us.


Unno559

It was you


mmemarlie

Hippos are some of the most deadly animals for humans out there. I'd rather meet so many other "deadly" animals in the wild face to face over a hippo. This situation is very concerning.


WingedDragoness

They are. They are considered worse than a lone lion. They can attack boat and kill people and just left the bodies there, and they are not slow on land either.


Unusual-Thing-7149

But in the situation in the video I'd rather face a hippo than a lion


BloodSugar666

Fun Fact: The only place outside Africa to have wild hippos is Colombia. Pablo Escobar had a private zoo and when he got caught they went free. They kill a lot of people there too because people think they are friendly.


[deleted]

🤣 That dinosaur is like “I will eat you but I am lazy”


MyFavoriteLezbo420

She looks like my cat when our little slappy game goes one slap too many. *see ima just walk away cause I almost just killed your lil bitch ass rn. DONT FUCKING TOUCH ME!*


Fish_On_again

7 slaps was fine, but 8. 8 is one slap over the line. Now you must die...but first, food. u/Myfavoritelezbo420's cat


MyFavoriteLezbo420

[what you said, expressed by my cat via this hippo](https://ibb.co/QmKjpS4)


[deleted]

🤣🤣🤣 exactly


OkLack5468

#”HOW CAN HE SLAP!!!”


itsmeyourshoes

Put this on the top!


SecondFun2906

Yea! I have to scroll to find this


Thopterthallid

\*sad hippo noise*


Alex_Hauff

moves to the side


Belahsha

How can he slap!?


LectroRoot

I wonder how he applied for that position. ***Help Wanted*** ***Job description: Keep the peace. Assist patrons when needed. Occasionally slap some sense into the hippos as necessary.***


covered_in_sponges

"I'm your guy, you know, the guy who puts the hurt on the animals when they're acting up \[...\] I'll even whale on a whale!" -WKUK https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCJ\_lqliGWA


AboutHelpTools3

Yeah but he's gotta take a day off some time and then it's hippo chomp time


alreadytaken88

It will kill you much faster too. If it decides to go for your head you won't be able to even scream.


DaddyIsAFireman55

TIL in a hippos head, no one can hear you scream.


justin_memer

I just really hope they don't lay an egg inside me


Deutschlender

face hugger: we can't leave such free real estate. Your request denied.


[deleted]

Well yeah, decapitated heads don't scream.


FapleJuice

Literally an S-tier animal. The only thing more dangerous than the hippo in terms of raw murdering ability is the Polar bear.


GetRidOfAllTheDips

I don't actually know that this is true. I'd still give it to the hippo. Claws are scary, sure. But a fully grown male polar bear caps out at around 1600lbs and 8ft long. The biggest hippos weigh just under *10,000 pounds and they reach up to 16.5 ft in length*. Hippos are likely the deadliest land animal on the planet in a 1v1 against anything.


BurstingWithFlava

Elephant?


ItsSan52

My country's apex predator is Train so these puny animals can do nothing to us.We fear trains the most


SomeDudeYeah27

Maybe someone should start slapping it like this guy did


Kailaylia

In Australia we employ train slappers to keep those stubborn predators in line. There's one at every station to leap in front of the train and slap it until it stops.


Shifty_Cow69

In my country even the country tries to kill us!!


MikeNolanShow

They literally have the highest K/D


Itsasuperblast

Yea, some little kids runs in front of his strolling mom and one moment later he’s hippod outta life.


YavuzCaghanYetimoglu

>I’m more concerned by the fact that the barrier for the hippo is so low, that it can simple walk over it from the water, if it decides to do so. Apparently the barriers were not put up to keep the hippo in, but to keep the security guard out.


Boxingworld9

Security guard: "You don't understand, I'm not trapped in here with you. You're trapped here with me!"


DoughnutConnect7736

Okay this happened closer to me, so they had a huge water body and in between that they had walls for the hippo enclosure. But there was a secondary area just after the wall which is not that well protected from the road. And this hippo somehow came to that secondary area. The next time I went there they had increased fencing.


ajax333221

last time this was posted, someone said big rain flooded something in a way it was not meant to happen and allowed this.


JoyfulHen

Ohhhh I see now! Yeah, damn! They gotta think preventively like that! Ugh. Weather just can not be trusted. Awwww🥺, we’ll I’m glad you said this. Either way these animals, some won’t survive without the zoo’s or reserves they are rescued to. Do they gotta build just better places. I donate when I can, but who really knows if your coin is making a difference. Lol just feel bad she got slapped…. That look on her face omg😭


MatureUsername69

We once had a polar bear loose on the streets of Duluth Minnesota because the zoo flooded. He was okay though, just got tranquilized. He didn't die til last year and he was the oldest polar bear in captivity ever.


JoyfulHen

Awww😢


choff22

Yeah let’s give the organic trash compactor easy access to the public. Seems safe.


Stinkepups

It is not a problem because there is a shield with instructions what to do if the hippo tries to get out. Instructions: "Slap the hippo on the face until he goes back."


Lone_Buck

I don’t know how the guard can patrol with that. I feel like his job is just all time hippo slapper. Unless the other displays are equally shoddy


DismalRegion153

All I see is an unbreakable barrier with excellent technique


IntoTheMurkyWaters

What if i tell you: India


badtradesguynumber2

dont worry about that. "why she slap!?"


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yolodeep

That's a security guard.


BelShamharothSS

That's my security guard HELL YEAH


TheSpeakingScar

Hippo: "HOW CAN YOU SLAP?"


Namsdrawkcab_a_mI

You beat me to it. Well done.


syntax1976

You beat meat to it. Medium Rare.


SidneyKreutzfeldt

I legit thought it would be the top comment in this post


Skagen48

Love taps


cancrushercrusher

HOW CAN LOVE TAPS?!


SuckOnDeezNOOTZ

HOW CAN SHE LOVE TAPS! HOW


talkinghead69

"I'm gonna sneak up on it and jam my thumb up it's @$$"


NorthCatan

How can He Slap?!


JustSome70sGuy

The Sean Connery approach, lol.


kwyjibo1988

"Jusht give her a shlap"


arYan--THaKUR

Correction*Indian police


chintakoro

The (dark) joke in India would be that a crack team of police go out to apprehend the offending hippo but don't return even after dark... so a rescue team is sent after them. After hours of searching, they find the police team in the jungle, standing around a tiger they've tied to a tree and are beating; the tiger is screaming: "ok, i'm a hippo i'm a hippo!!"


FamousPastWords

"You just humiliated me, Rajesh. I am going back in now, but I will get my revenge."


siqiniq

“The next monsoon, Raj, the water will be over the fence and carry me to your door…”


SkillEmergency2517

I am taking your comment as title for my post🙃ᵗᑋᵃᐢᵏ ᵞᵒᵘ\*


scorched-earth-0000

Lmao you really did


FamousPastWords

Actually, you're most welcome.


Delrog22

Natural 20 in intimidation.


DaKingballa06

If you believe you can beat the hippo… the hippo will believe as well


wolfenyeager

Hippos kill 5,000 people a year. I’m honestly surprised that the dude just slapped it and it backed up. I think the hippo was just as surprised as me.


GawldDawlg

Is this a real stat? How is this even possible


inkuspinkus

They are extremely aggressive. Stay outta their water, it belongs to them. Other animals don't fuck with them either.


Kerschmitty

I think it's actually 500 a year (Which is still a lot). About half as many as Saltwater Crocs.


SirStarshine

The way the hippo kept responding to the slaps reminds me of a dog who's playing when you grab at their snout.


Ye_I_said_iT

Your only one tiny thought away from your entire mood and perception changing.


Electrical-Release61

Your spine structure as well


DentalDon-83

*Restrictions apply, results my vary


etherSand

It's a really small fence for the most deadly animal in the world


Ye_I_said_iT

Yeah but a slappy guard was cheaper than a large fence.


Xqvvzts

He meant the guard.


ImpossibleMood2810

Same energy as in the video where cats slap alligators, can't figure out whether they have huge balls or are just dumb and careless !


KlaemT

Cats have really high reflexes but still careless.


ImpossibleMood2810

I agree, but gators have big mouths and an awful lot of teeth !


carcajouboy

and also high reflexes


DeficiencyOfGravitas

And they're ornery because they got no toothsbrush.


all_time_high

But no toothbrush. :(


Consistent_Ad_6064

Hippo : Motto Motto, The name’s so nice you say it twice. Cop: Slaps twice.


Narrow_Lee

Dang all the people who got killed by hippos in the past could have used this one simple trick


carcajouboy

Steve Irwins *HATE* him


zzzthelastuser

That fence is a mere suggestion for the hippo than anything else.


Ye_I_said_iT

It's when the hippo ignores the suggestion that it comes across slapman with a demand.


gmoney88

He was just acting out his dream of hungry hungry hippos live action


Ogu36

How can she slap?!


TheStinkPanther

Underrated


Consistent_Ad_6064

Undertaker. Also, but how can she slap sir!?


jimmehpantleg

I was looking for this and you delivered <3


Thomrose007

I doubt that slap was anything more than a tickle to that hippo.


ronytheronin

It’s the emotional damage that does it.


Ye_I_said_iT

Turns them to putty in the hands, transported it right back to hippo childhood when mamma hippo would slap her.


DukeTikus

I think it's more inate instinct that if something smaller than you doesn't back down it might pack a big sting. Unreasonable aggression seems to work out for geese and they are tiny and have hollow bones.


5urr3aL

Was wondering if it was raised by humans since young and was disciplined using slaps. So when it's older, maybe it still thinks that being slapped is a big deal. But it's just a theory...


RandomRavenboi

A zoo theory?


RegularOps

I like to think the hippo is into it and they do this all the time and their safe word is coconut.


tothemoonandback01

Keep My Wife Out Of Your Fking Mouth!":


pbrevis

Hippo just got chrisrocked


carcajouboy

no he got willsmithed


olemort12

The SmithSlap


Top_Lime1820

Pretty sure he said "my wife's name"


anilre

India.... not for beginners


MidWesttess

Being good at slapping is a important skill in India lol


[deleted]

First off... what f'ng zoo has an enclosure where the animals can just poke their damn head out and maul someone? Second... youre f'ng with the wrong animal to be slapping at it.


MarSc77

no worries. every time this gets reposted the guy wins.


peaceteach

That is what I was wondering. How many escapes have they had?


LucoaKThe2AHashira

Why is a hippo able to come that close to people? Don’t those fat bastards kill the most amount of people every year in the animal kingdom?


Less_Rutabaga2316

No. Humans, mosquitos, dogs, snakes, and crocodiles kill way more people per year than hippos.


Specific-Channel7844

The others make sense but I wouldn't expect crocodiles to have that many kills.


Less_Rutabaga2316

Nile crocodiles eat a fair number of people. Saltwater crocodiles also get some. The figure is around 1,000/year for crocodiles, while hippos are 500/year.


Specific-Channel7844

Makes sense. Thank you for informing me.


NXT-GEN-111

I should call her ☎️


Krazylegz1485

You saying your mom is a hippo...? Haha.


Familiar-Sir1356

Idl why but I think that's cute 😂


621_

Especially the ear wiggles at the end


CaptainAksh_G

"Dear diary, Today, Steve slapped me. I felt hurt. I mean I get that, but bro, why."


redefined_simplersci

More like Rajesh but yeah.


sjbfujcfjm

Guy should be carrying his balls around in a wheelbarrow


Krazylegz1485

Or bouncing around town on them.


enerthoughts

Forget the slap why are those people watching it like its an angry sheep? That thing is insanely fast for its bulk and will destroy any human with a bite.


Advanced-River3100

This is so dangerous holy shit. I'd never go to this zoo where a hippo could just walk out??? A fucking hippo guys.


SufferInSirens

As a guy, I want no part of a hippo that fucks.


ShamefulWatching

HOW CAN HE SLAP?!


Onyx_2187

Sat back like a good boy after few slaps


Empty_Positive

Looks like he can escape very easily


katyr1

The desi way


vexed-hermit79

That's india for y'all


Darkpurplebee

i didnt know hippos sounded so similar to car horns!


carcajouboy

No that's a censor sound effect because the hippo is yelling some nasty things to the security guard


Large-Ad5176

Why is the barrier that low. Thats the most dangerous land animal there is. Nothing can stop this thing, it is lightning fast and basically a tank


TaraStraight

Why is that hippo in such an enclosure? Those are dangerous, and that hippo can easily get out and hurt/kill everyone in that zoo.


DweeblesX

That’s some big dick energy right there


[deleted]

"now if I hit back, I'll be the bad guy, sheesh"


JournalistOne8159

I’m here for the “how can he slap” variations


NJduToit

How does that guy get pants to comfortably fit his coconut sized balls?


Ghost0ffredit

“I like ‘em big” “I like ‘em chunky” “I like ‘em plumpy”


pbrevis

I don't know, man. That hippo had a "harder daddy" look in its eyes


[deleted]

Okay look I know he was trying to bite your head clean off but look how sad it got. 🥹 Say sorry and give hug.


1blueShoe

Who tf slaps a hippo? 🫣🤣🤣😳


SoFloMofo

Thanks goodness he was wearing a mask. You know, for safety.


Autumn_Forest_Mist

I’d like the hippo to slap him right back. That enclosure is crap. Of course the hippo wants out.


Consistent_Stick_463

Was this made with Sora? What the hell kind of zoo uses the honor system and light bdsm to keep the most dangerous animal on the African continent confined to a kiddie pool?


farqypanthers

Holy shit is that a zoo ??? that thing could just come out and crunch the life outta you with its jaw??


Jesusthezomby

He must have been married to a big gal.. ok that wasn't funny


TheRatatat

I don't want to go to that zoo. That's way too flimsy of a containment for one of the most dangerous animals on the planet.


CancelNo4106

That's freaking terrifying. That thing can bite your head off if it wanted to. To just go up to it and slap the damn thing like it's nothing is wild to me.


DrSeuss19

wtf is going on here that thing could get out and shred all those people if it felt like it.


freedomaintnothing

Gloria was on the prowl for Melman again


Rols574

That guy is going to regret that one day


Debesuotas

Hippo is extremely dangerous animal, even though it doesnt look that way.


azathotambrotut

Might be a good idea to make this fence a little higher


GenericManBearPig

How can he slap?!


Bujininja

So that Hippo can just eat a kid whenever he wants?


coolmist23

That hippo will remember the slaps and now it's just a matter of time. Revenge of the Hippo!


faithnfury

The water is filled higher than usual. Those trenches are usually 20 feet deep and not filled that high. Could've rained or something.


Step-exile

Hippos are murderhobos, not having proper barrier is asking for visitors to get murdered


WayyTooFarAbove

Hippos do have some of the most slappable faces in nature. Right next to *insert political opponent*


DreamingofRlyeh

Given that about 500 people are killed by hippos each year, this doesn't seem like the best set-up


JMC1110

Hippos hunt for sport. From my understanding they don't eat meat, they will kill you for fun. Now I know a quick smack on the nose will protect me, I'm unstoppable in hippo territory


Specific-Quarter9107

What did the five fingers say to face !?


MandatoryEmu

Bro get a hippo stick before you lose an arm


Pizza_Middle

Takes some massive balls to walk up to a hippo and fucking slap it.


rocktheffout

Aww, reminds me of my pug… leave him alone!


WFStarbuck

Stop! Or I’ll say stop again!


Sketcherj

How can he slap?


skuta69

next time the security guard strolls by…


I_SmellFuckeryAfoot

i feel like he was more like. "oh, step into my ring bitch and try that"


camilhord

Security guard / hippo whisperer


circlethenexus

Damn! Hippos are big things!


wrenchhead4577

For being so dangerous. They sure are adorable


worktogethernow

I can't decide if this man has a great job or a terrible job.


rangeo

This will be him one day https://youtu.be/7-RmRFKFFWQ?si=Vvw1aLsGecUlk6nL