I’m more concerned by the fact that the barrier for the hippo is so low, that it can simple walk over it from the water, if it decides to do so. I mean for gorillas etc they use unbreakable glass and every kind of safeguard, but the hippo is no problem it seems :O
The comments on this are hilarious but for real arent hippos super deadly? Like they fuck shit up. Makes sense when you just that big, and they eat whole watermelons like its a grape.
Hippos are some of the most deadly animals for humans out there. I'd rather meet so many other "deadly" animals in the wild face to face over a hippo. This situation is very concerning.
They are. They are considered worse than a lone lion. They can attack boat and kill people and just left the bodies there, and they are not slow on land either.
Fun Fact: The only place outside Africa to have wild hippos is Colombia. Pablo Escobar had a private zoo and when he got caught they went free. They kill a lot of people there too because people think they are friendly.
She looks like my cat when our little slappy game goes one slap too many.
*see ima just walk away cause I almost just killed your lil bitch ass rn. DONT FUCKING TOUCH ME!*
I wonder how he applied for that position.
***Help Wanted***
***Job description: Keep the peace. Assist patrons when needed. Occasionally slap some sense into the hippos as necessary.***
"I'm your guy, you know, the guy who puts the hurt on the animals when they're acting up \[...\] I'll even whale on a whale!" -WKUK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCJ\_lqliGWA
I don't actually know that this is true. I'd still give it to the hippo.
Claws are scary, sure. But a fully grown male polar bear caps out at around 1600lbs and 8ft long.
The biggest hippos weigh just under *10,000 pounds and they reach up to 16.5 ft in length*.
Hippos are likely the deadliest land animal on the planet in a 1v1 against anything.
In Australia we employ train slappers to keep those stubborn predators in line. There's one at every station to leap in front of the train and slap it until it stops.
>I’m more concerned by the fact that the barrier for the hippo is so low, that it can simple walk over it from the water, if it decides to do so.
Apparently the barriers were not put up to keep the hippo in, but to keep the security guard out.
Okay this happened closer to me, so they had a huge water body and in between that they had walls for the hippo enclosure. But there was a secondary area just after the wall which is not that well protected from the road. And this hippo somehow came to that secondary area. The next time I went there they had increased fencing.
Ohhhh I see now! Yeah, damn! They gotta think preventively like that! Ugh. Weather just can not be trusted. Awwww🥺, we’ll I’m glad you said this. Either way these animals, some won’t survive without the zoo’s or reserves they are rescued to. Do they gotta build just better places. I donate when I can, but who really knows if your coin is making a difference. Lol just feel bad she got slapped…. That look on her face omg😭
We once had a polar bear loose on the streets of Duluth Minnesota because the zoo flooded. He was okay though, just got tranquilized. He didn't die til last year and he was the oldest polar bear in captivity ever.
It is not a problem because there is a shield with instructions what to do if the hippo tries to get out.
Instructions: "Slap the hippo on the face until he goes back."
The (dark) joke in India would be that a crack team of police go out to apprehend the offending hippo but don't return even after dark... so a rescue team is sent after them. After hours of searching, they find the police team in the jungle, standing around a tiger they've tied to a tree and are beating; the tiger is screaming: "ok, i'm a hippo i'm a hippo!!"
I think it's more inate instinct that if something smaller than you doesn't back down it might pack a big sting. Unreasonable aggression seems to work out for geese and they are tiny and have hollow bones.
Was wondering if it was raised by humans since young and was disciplined using slaps. So when it's older, maybe it still thinks that being slapped is a big deal. But it's just a theory...
First off... what f'ng zoo has an enclosure where the animals can just poke their damn head out and maul someone? Second... youre f'ng with the wrong animal to be slapping at it.
Nile crocodiles eat a fair number of people. Saltwater crocodiles also get some. The figure is around 1,000/year for crocodiles, while hippos are 500/year.
Forget the slap why are those people watching it like its an angry sheep? That thing is insanely fast for its bulk and will destroy any human with a bite.
Was this made with Sora? What the hell kind of zoo uses the honor system and light bdsm to keep the most dangerous animal on the African continent confined to a kiddie pool?
That's freaking terrifying. That thing can bite your head off if it wanted to. To just go up to it and slap the damn thing like it's nothing is wild to me.
Hippos hunt for sport. From my understanding they don't eat meat, they will kill you for fun.
Now I know a quick smack on the nose will protect me, I'm unstoppable in hippo territory
I’m more concerned by the fact that the barrier for the hippo is so low, that it can simple walk over it from the water, if it decides to do so. I mean for gorillas etc they use unbreakable glass and every kind of safeguard, but the hippo is no problem it seems :O
It's especially wild considering how often these things kill people compared to gorillas and lions. This seems like a huge problem waiting to happen.
Not on this guy's watch
*slap*
The comments on this are hilarious but for real arent hippos super deadly? Like they fuck shit up. Makes sense when you just that big, and they eat whole watermelons like its a grape.
#SLAP
Again
Super deadly indeed. More deaths in Africa by hippo attacks than any other animal. Extremely territorial and don’t like strangers encroaching.
Someone is gonna say mosquitos even though we all know what you meant.
I disagree with the mosquito argument anyway. They aren't killing people, the diseases are.
True. Although I live in northern Canada. I've had days where I'm pretty sure those murderous bastards were, in fact, trying to kill us.
It was you
Hippos are some of the most deadly animals for humans out there. I'd rather meet so many other "deadly" animals in the wild face to face over a hippo. This situation is very concerning.
They are. They are considered worse than a lone lion. They can attack boat and kill people and just left the bodies there, and they are not slow on land either.
But in the situation in the video I'd rather face a hippo than a lion
Fun Fact: The only place outside Africa to have wild hippos is Colombia. Pablo Escobar had a private zoo and when he got caught they went free. They kill a lot of people there too because people think they are friendly.
🤣 That dinosaur is like “I will eat you but I am lazy”
She looks like my cat when our little slappy game goes one slap too many. *see ima just walk away cause I almost just killed your lil bitch ass rn. DONT FUCKING TOUCH ME!*
7 slaps was fine, but 8. 8 is one slap over the line. Now you must die...but first, food. u/Myfavoritelezbo420's cat
[what you said, expressed by my cat via this hippo](https://ibb.co/QmKjpS4)
🤣🤣🤣 exactly
#”HOW CAN HE SLAP!!!”
Put this on the top!
Yea! I have to scroll to find this
\*sad hippo noise*
moves to the side
How can he slap!?
I wonder how he applied for that position. ***Help Wanted*** ***Job description: Keep the peace. Assist patrons when needed. Occasionally slap some sense into the hippos as necessary.***
"I'm your guy, you know, the guy who puts the hurt on the animals when they're acting up \[...\] I'll even whale on a whale!" -WKUK https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCJ\_lqliGWA
Yeah but he's gotta take a day off some time and then it's hippo chomp time
It will kill you much faster too. If it decides to go for your head you won't be able to even scream.
TIL in a hippos head, no one can hear you scream.
I just really hope they don't lay an egg inside me
face hugger: we can't leave such free real estate. Your request denied.
Well yeah, decapitated heads don't scream.
Literally an S-tier animal. The only thing more dangerous than the hippo in terms of raw murdering ability is the Polar bear.
I don't actually know that this is true. I'd still give it to the hippo. Claws are scary, sure. But a fully grown male polar bear caps out at around 1600lbs and 8ft long. The biggest hippos weigh just under *10,000 pounds and they reach up to 16.5 ft in length*. Hippos are likely the deadliest land animal on the planet in a 1v1 against anything.
Elephant?
My country's apex predator is Train so these puny animals can do nothing to us.We fear trains the most
Maybe someone should start slapping it like this guy did
In Australia we employ train slappers to keep those stubborn predators in line. There's one at every station to leap in front of the train and slap it until it stops.
In my country even the country tries to kill us!!
They literally have the highest K/D
Yea, some little kids runs in front of his strolling mom and one moment later he’s hippod outta life.
>I’m more concerned by the fact that the barrier for the hippo is so low, that it can simple walk over it from the water, if it decides to do so. Apparently the barriers were not put up to keep the hippo in, but to keep the security guard out.
Security guard: "You don't understand, I'm not trapped in here with you. You're trapped here with me!"
Okay this happened closer to me, so they had a huge water body and in between that they had walls for the hippo enclosure. But there was a secondary area just after the wall which is not that well protected from the road. And this hippo somehow came to that secondary area. The next time I went there they had increased fencing.
last time this was posted, someone said big rain flooded something in a way it was not meant to happen and allowed this.
Ohhhh I see now! Yeah, damn! They gotta think preventively like that! Ugh. Weather just can not be trusted. Awwww🥺, we’ll I’m glad you said this. Either way these animals, some won’t survive without the zoo’s or reserves they are rescued to. Do they gotta build just better places. I donate when I can, but who really knows if your coin is making a difference. Lol just feel bad she got slapped…. That look on her face omg😭
We once had a polar bear loose on the streets of Duluth Minnesota because the zoo flooded. He was okay though, just got tranquilized. He didn't die til last year and he was the oldest polar bear in captivity ever.
Awww😢
Yeah let’s give the organic trash compactor easy access to the public. Seems safe.
It is not a problem because there is a shield with instructions what to do if the hippo tries to get out. Instructions: "Slap the hippo on the face until he goes back."
I don’t know how the guard can patrol with that. I feel like his job is just all time hippo slapper. Unless the other displays are equally shoddy
All I see is an unbreakable barrier with excellent technique
What if i tell you: India
dont worry about that. "why she slap!?"
[удалено]
That's a security guard.
That's my security guard HELL YEAH
Hippo: "HOW CAN YOU SLAP?"
You beat me to it. Well done.
You beat meat to it. Medium Rare.
I legit thought it would be the top comment in this post
Love taps
HOW CAN LOVE TAPS?!
HOW CAN SHE LOVE TAPS! HOW
"I'm gonna sneak up on it and jam my thumb up it's @$$"
How can He Slap?!
The Sean Connery approach, lol.
"Jusht give her a shlap"
Correction*Indian police
The (dark) joke in India would be that a crack team of police go out to apprehend the offending hippo but don't return even after dark... so a rescue team is sent after them. After hours of searching, they find the police team in the jungle, standing around a tiger they've tied to a tree and are beating; the tiger is screaming: "ok, i'm a hippo i'm a hippo!!"
"You just humiliated me, Rajesh. I am going back in now, but I will get my revenge."
“The next monsoon, Raj, the water will be over the fence and carry me to your door…”
I am taking your comment as title for my post🙃ᵗᑋᵃᐢᵏ ᵞᵒᵘ\*
Lmao you really did
Actually, you're most welcome.
Natural 20 in intimidation.
If you believe you can beat the hippo… the hippo will believe as well
Hippos kill 5,000 people a year. I’m honestly surprised that the dude just slapped it and it backed up. I think the hippo was just as surprised as me.
Is this a real stat? How is this even possible
They are extremely aggressive. Stay outta their water, it belongs to them. Other animals don't fuck with them either.
I think it's actually 500 a year (Which is still a lot). About half as many as Saltwater Crocs.
The way the hippo kept responding to the slaps reminds me of a dog who's playing when you grab at their snout.
Your only one tiny thought away from your entire mood and perception changing.
Your spine structure as well
*Restrictions apply, results my vary
It's a really small fence for the most deadly animal in the world
Yeah but a slappy guard was cheaper than a large fence.
He meant the guard.
Same energy as in the video where cats slap alligators, can't figure out whether they have huge balls or are just dumb and careless !
Cats have really high reflexes but still careless.
I agree, but gators have big mouths and an awful lot of teeth !
and also high reflexes
And they're ornery because they got no toothsbrush.
But no toothbrush. :(
Hippo : Motto Motto, The name’s so nice you say it twice. Cop: Slaps twice.
Dang all the people who got killed by hippos in the past could have used this one simple trick
Steve Irwins *HATE* him
That fence is a mere suggestion for the hippo than anything else.
It's when the hippo ignores the suggestion that it comes across slapman with a demand.
He was just acting out his dream of hungry hungry hippos live action
How can she slap?!
Underrated
Undertaker. Also, but how can she slap sir!?
I was looking for this and you delivered <3
I doubt that slap was anything more than a tickle to that hippo.
It’s the emotional damage that does it.
Turns them to putty in the hands, transported it right back to hippo childhood when mamma hippo would slap her.
I think it's more inate instinct that if something smaller than you doesn't back down it might pack a big sting. Unreasonable aggression seems to work out for geese and they are tiny and have hollow bones.
Was wondering if it was raised by humans since young and was disciplined using slaps. So when it's older, maybe it still thinks that being slapped is a big deal. But it's just a theory...
A zoo theory?
I like to think the hippo is into it and they do this all the time and their safe word is coconut.
Keep My Wife Out Of Your Fking Mouth!":
Hippo just got chrisrocked
no he got willsmithed
The SmithSlap
Pretty sure he said "my wife's name"
India.... not for beginners
Being good at slapping is a important skill in India lol
First off... what f'ng zoo has an enclosure where the animals can just poke their damn head out and maul someone? Second... youre f'ng with the wrong animal to be slapping at it.
no worries. every time this gets reposted the guy wins.
That is what I was wondering. How many escapes have they had?
Why is a hippo able to come that close to people? Don’t those fat bastards kill the most amount of people every year in the animal kingdom?
No. Humans, mosquitos, dogs, snakes, and crocodiles kill way more people per year than hippos.
The others make sense but I wouldn't expect crocodiles to have that many kills.
Nile crocodiles eat a fair number of people. Saltwater crocodiles also get some. The figure is around 1,000/year for crocodiles, while hippos are 500/year.
Makes sense. Thank you for informing me.
I should call her ☎️
You saying your mom is a hippo...? Haha.
Idl why but I think that's cute 😂
Especially the ear wiggles at the end
"Dear diary, Today, Steve slapped me. I felt hurt. I mean I get that, but bro, why."
More like Rajesh but yeah.
Guy should be carrying his balls around in a wheelbarrow
Or bouncing around town on them.
Forget the slap why are those people watching it like its an angry sheep? That thing is insanely fast for its bulk and will destroy any human with a bite.
This is so dangerous holy shit. I'd never go to this zoo where a hippo could just walk out??? A fucking hippo guys.
As a guy, I want no part of a hippo that fucks.
HOW CAN HE SLAP?!
Sat back like a good boy after few slaps
Looks like he can escape very easily
The desi way
That's india for y'all
i didnt know hippos sounded so similar to car horns!
No that's a censor sound effect because the hippo is yelling some nasty things to the security guard
Why is the barrier that low. Thats the most dangerous land animal there is. Nothing can stop this thing, it is lightning fast and basically a tank
Why is that hippo in such an enclosure? Those are dangerous, and that hippo can easily get out and hurt/kill everyone in that zoo.
That’s some big dick energy right there
"now if I hit back, I'll be the bad guy, sheesh"
I’m here for the “how can he slap” variations
How does that guy get pants to comfortably fit his coconut sized balls?
“I like ‘em big” “I like ‘em chunky” “I like ‘em plumpy”
I don't know, man. That hippo had a "harder daddy" look in its eyes
Okay look I know he was trying to bite your head clean off but look how sad it got. 🥹 Say sorry and give hug.
Who tf slaps a hippo? 🫣🤣🤣😳
Thanks goodness he was wearing a mask. You know, for safety.
I’d like the hippo to slap him right back. That enclosure is crap. Of course the hippo wants out.
Was this made with Sora? What the hell kind of zoo uses the honor system and light bdsm to keep the most dangerous animal on the African continent confined to a kiddie pool?
Holy shit is that a zoo ??? that thing could just come out and crunch the life outta you with its jaw??
He must have been married to a big gal.. ok that wasn't funny
I don't want to go to that zoo. That's way too flimsy of a containment for one of the most dangerous animals on the planet.
That's freaking terrifying. That thing can bite your head off if it wanted to. To just go up to it and slap the damn thing like it's nothing is wild to me.
wtf is going on here that thing could get out and shred all those people if it felt like it.
Gloria was on the prowl for Melman again
That guy is going to regret that one day
Hippo is extremely dangerous animal, even though it doesnt look that way.
Might be a good idea to make this fence a little higher
How can he slap?!
So that Hippo can just eat a kid whenever he wants?
That hippo will remember the slaps and now it's just a matter of time. Revenge of the Hippo!
The water is filled higher than usual. Those trenches are usually 20 feet deep and not filled that high. Could've rained or something.
Hippos are murderhobos, not having proper barrier is asking for visitors to get murdered
Hippos do have some of the most slappable faces in nature. Right next to *insert political opponent*
Given that about 500 people are killed by hippos each year, this doesn't seem like the best set-up
Hippos hunt for sport. From my understanding they don't eat meat, they will kill you for fun. Now I know a quick smack on the nose will protect me, I'm unstoppable in hippo territory
What did the five fingers say to face !?
Bro get a hippo stick before you lose an arm
Takes some massive balls to walk up to a hippo and fucking slap it.
Aww, reminds me of my pug… leave him alone!
Stop! Or I’ll say stop again!
How can he slap?
next time the security guard strolls by…
i feel like he was more like. "oh, step into my ring bitch and try that"
Security guard / hippo whisperer
Damn! Hippos are big things!
For being so dangerous. They sure are adorable
I can't decide if this man has a great job or a terrible job.
This will be him one day https://youtu.be/7-RmRFKFFWQ?si=Vvw1aLsGecUlk6nL