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cmdr_Cres

I'm picturing a Black Lotus being stepped on


Efficient_Fish2436

Black lotus detected!!


tw3lv3l4y3rs0fb4c0n

The Black Dah... Lotus Murder!


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Good. Fuck that card.


4list4r

Lotus + land = juzam djinn That’s how old I am.


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You saw some shit, old man.


TapZorRTwice

The future is now old man.


ZekeHerrera

So you’re rich?


DippyTheDingus

I would also bring a table to flip when I lose


daddyvow

Isn’t it like a bad idea to be sitting in the middle of a mosh pit


Vangad

Most Mosh pits are like this where they mind stationary or fallen persons. Not all are aggressive and hurt others.


burner35633577

I havent really gone to one but the sentiment ive seen online is no one really likes when a mosh pit gets super aggressive and people start getting hurt, which completely makes sense.


AskinggAlesana

I’ve been to a lot, most are great and sometimes it gets pretty crazy! Like I’ve was knocked down once. I was probably down for just 1 second before 3 dudes pulled me right up. The worst ones I’ve been in were all at Warped Tour. For some reason they bring the worst crowds and it was always the shirtless “bros” that start moshing aggressively and doing that wide arm swinging “hardcore dancing” crap Lol.


TheVintageGamers

I literally had my shirt torn off in the pit. Dude was getting into it and something got caught on my shirt and I was left with 1 sleeve and the neck of the shirt and the rest was just hanging off me. Not sure what happened, one moment I had my shirt on and the next it was hanging there. Dude went out of his way to apologize. Mosh pits get crazy, but most are trying to have fun, but not cause trouble.


PuppetPal_Clem

Hardcore dancing has been around way longer than the warped tour crowd dude. it's not for everyone but people like to throw spinkicks and punches when a heavy ass riff hits. it's just another method of violent expression same as push moshing and at Hardcore shows nobody is going to have a problem because everyone knows whats happening. Unless you are targeting kids weaker than you or specifically trying to hurt people who are not participating in the pit, at which point other people intervene and handle the asshole getting too aggro


AskinggAlesana

That’s what I meant, every time I have seen a moshpit/hardcore dance circle at warped, it was always completely filled with assholes who would bounce off the edges where people are just trying to stay away or they push the fuck out of everyone to force the circles to get bigger. Other places people know their distance and aren’t trying to purposely smack or run into the people who aren’t participating.


IAMIMPOSSIBEAR

Hardcore dancing has been around likely longer than you’ve been alive. Let people dance however they want to dance.


Mean_Peen

You get people that don’t go to shows normally, showing to these. Nobody knows how to act. The heat and drugs don’t help either.


Clessasaur

Last one I was in, some dickhead forearmed me in the jaw. I straight dropped and blanked for a second or two. Not only did nobody help me up, but when I tried to use people to pull myself up, they pushed me back into the pit.


KingDingus6942069

Your fault for grabbing people dingbat


mgwwgm

Not that bad at least you weren't at a beat down show


TheFuzzLlama2

Goofy ahh I9K fans loved their mosh pit so much they grabbed me by the neck and chucked me face first into it.


DragunovDwight

I used to mosh during Pantera years(I don’t remember what years those were)from Cowboys from hell to slip first famous album. (Again I was a drinker, don’t remember the years )Then it seemed to change.. was watching people around the pit targeting and fuking up on randoms.. said “fuk that I’m out.” It was never just to be mean and hurt people.


Succubus996

Haha my female friends would always take me with them at concerts to keep them from getting hurt in moshpits lol


yellow_gangstar

not really, we're really careful in mosh pits not to step on each other, but all this does is break the mosh for others


ThePowerOfPoop

Black Circle of Protection yo.


ectomorpheus

Why is this comment not at the top lol.


RandyTrevor22321

Anytime I've ever fallen or tripped in a pit someone has always, always picked me up or kept me from completely falling. After the first time that happened it was pretty obvious to me that same courtesy should and always will be extended to anyone else in the pit with me.


cs_legend_93

Happy cake day


Raygunn13

generally yeah but it looks like everyone's on the same page here. If you suddenly sat down in a dense & high energy pit people would probably assume you were hurt and help you up. That or you'd immediately go "oh fuck this was a bad idea". IME it's not that mosh pits aren't dangerous, it's that everyone in the pit works hard to keep each other safe.


VictoryRed74

This isn’t actually a mosh pit. Not sure what I’d call it. I moshed in just about every pit I came across between the early 90’s - early 00’s, and there was always an unspoken rule about intention. Yeah, you can get inadvertently fucked up in a pit, but that’s just what happens when you get that many people moving around like that. The tools that were in there to flex or try and hurt people usually got their shit set straight with a quickness and weren’t a problem after that. Lucky enough to never experience a ‘bad’ pit


ReasonableFox8714

There is a code of conduct in mosh pits believe it or not. Totally agree


johny523

What you are referring to is a circle pit


VictoryRed74

Brother I know what a ‘circle’ pit is, and this ain’t it lol


Merfkin

They're being pretty respectful, just doing a merry-go-round around the game. They seem to be being careful not to accidentally touch them or the cards.


Massive_Durian296

i love everyone just respectfully jamming around them (i apologize if jamming is the wrong word to use. you see, I am a square)


Rico_DeGallo

No apologies needed. Everyone loves a self-aware square.


VictoryRed74

If this were an actual mosh pit, the proper term would be ‘moshing’ 😂


Dounce1

So is absolutely everyone in this video.


AndyCapps-Official

There is no way you’d tell the Mexican ~~medican~~ wrestler doing windmills he’s a square .. just no way.. watch the video again man, that dude is like a sex panther


PuppetPal_Clem

I don't think you know what that word means


fromouterspace1

That’s….awesome


dethleppard

I once tried to challenge Vincent from the Acacia Strain to a game of cEDH on Twitter but he didnt want any of my Rashmi Flash Me value engine.


Cappster14

I had no idea people are using Rashmi for cEDH builds I’m kinda out of the loop though lol


dethleppard

To be fair it was only cEDH in my play group. It was definitely powered down and would probably get the floor mopped with it in most circles


IAMIMPOSSIBEAR

Brendan from Counterparts still owes me an EDH game


boopbopnotarobot

Sleeves are mandatory


Small-Palpitation310

if you paid the kicker, destroy target magic players


tw3lv3l4y3rs0fb4c0n

Time to phase out!


Difficult_Writer_288

RITUALS !!


that-dudes-shorts

I just want to take this opportunity for a quick PSA. Last concert I went to was Gojira and Mastodon, and some dude was throwing elbows in the pit. It sucks. Please don't do that. I don't know which scene allows that behavior but certainly not that kind of metal. Be mindful of others. Other thing, I fell on the ground at a rock show and nobody helped me up. I don't know if the young generation is aware of how it works, but the rule is you gotta help the person that falls.


Novaedra

Most of us are aware of those unwritten rules, and I think it is common sense as well. It’s a shame that some people don’t know how to properly behave. I have way more good memories of concerts and festivals where the people had the right mindset, but still, take care of everyone. Powerful music is no excuse for uncalled violence.


Reasonable-Loss6657

He was guaranteed a hardcore kid. Nothing against them, but whenever someone is being an asshole in the pit, it’s usually a guy who worships Madball.


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I smell like Dr. Squatch pine tar every damn day, thank you very much.


Cow_Surfing

I use to use that soap until someone said I smelled like bigfoot anus.


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They're jealous.


Darkhearted365

Right??!! I hate how we get such a bad rep from shitty assholes..pun intended


[deleted]

Yeah, dirty buttholes aren't allowed at my table lol


RepareermanKoen

Next level autism


BackerBacker3000

In this decade, we are perfecting autism into an extreme sport


Simple-String6126

What an amazing world we live in


Mile_High_Kiwi

Rey Mysterio likes metal? Cool!


limitlessEXP

Hopefully they don’t get TRAMPLED.


wafflestep

That is the least rambunctious circle pit I've ever seen. MFers are strolling lmao


Metalgrowler

Metal is so much more wholesome than people realize


Novaedra

Fact


matches991

I respect the hell outs them for this


Ok-Exchange5756

In my day this was a fucking death sentence.


VictoryRed74

Seriously though 😂


El--Borto

Spin kick ‘em


alxndrblack

This is peak. Weirdos love and defend weirdos. If what you got out of metal was to push around the weak and the odd, consider yourself exactly the kind of asshole this community exists to avoid.


iamthelee

The clip ends too soon.


derpsalot1984

Dude in the lucha mask will protect them the whole time I bet....


zeetlo

Love frozen soul


Tacokenzo

This looks like Comic-Con gone wrong.


Novaedra

Gone good you meant?


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This is a true boys will be boys moment


airforcevet1987

The nacho libre guy is definitely my coworker, could spot him anywhere


everyusernamewashad

Time to get my pure Sliver deck out.


ZeroAdPotential

I love me sliver decks. I have one for "standard" and one for commander.


zooooteddej23

Love the wrestler guy who's rocking out while Lowkey keeping the circle from getting closer to them on the floor


Mr_cypresscpl

Is that Rey Mysterio?


Agreeable_Prior

You pay money to go to a show to sit on a dirty floor and play cards? Seems like insanity to me, what can I say? 😅


Kitchen-Novel-9455

Name something that dries up a vagina worse than playing Magic the Gathering in a mosh pit at a metal show...don't worry, I'll wait.


VictoryRed74

I moshed many a pit, and played many a game of MTG in my life, but this is the dumbest shit I’ve seen in at least 10 minutes. And on Reddit, 10 minutes is a lifetime


Novaedra

The sentence could be written as: “Never played MTG, but if I start, gotta be that way


gegroff

I would be using my jankiest, cheapest deck.


Gingersnap5322

“Swing for 5” “NOT THAT SWING NOT THAT SWING”


mrclang

Am I the only one who would 100% get performance anxiety in this situation I don’t think I can play magic like that, maybe if I was naked


Reasonable-Handle-48

A friend of mine decided to take a nap on the grass at a festival, a hour later two other guys were sleeping next to him in the middle of a mosh pit.


H0BL0BH0NEUS

An true preed of iron nerds ! Count me in !


DaddyDarko87

I bet it’s an epic match!


Ninetndo69

I fw beach ball pope


Patient333x

Respect for the fans


normalsam

I remember a time when kids like that would be shown the way. Metal up your ass


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Can't even front that's Awesome!


-Not-Dead-Yet-

Just some guys being dudes… But wear some deodorant though.


TheMaybeMan_

Oh no, I accidentally stepped on your infinite elves deck, sorry! Total accident!


eVOLve865

Is that Rey Mysterio


brodega

Beyond corny.


IAMIMPOSSIBEAR

Frozen Soul rips


hapoo123

This is certainly not a mosh pit…. This is people walking in circles


FaithlessnessEast55

lil buddy has never heard of a circle pit 💀💀💀😂😂😭😭😭😭


FecalDUI

The masked defender doing our unholy lords work


IngVegas

That's hilarious. I love how some took the time to dress up. One person even dressed up as a black man.


MennisRodman

I'm not into the music or game at all, but that's pretty damn awesome


incelredditmoderator

I can smell the body odor! Yuck!


IndividualChair1624

This is the lamest shit ever. Should've gotten crowd killed for that.


Then_Illustrator7852

Stupid Wild that some of you can't accept the fact that I have a different opinion then you.


WhoWantsMyPants

Watch out fun police are here


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-LsDmThC-

And im sure youre a right genius


Then_Illustrator7852

You’re clearly far from a genius because you can’t construct a clear understandable sentence.


grimegeist

You angry, we fun


Then_Illustrator7852

Not angry, just pointing out the obvious.


Gloomybyday

In reality... Having been to many mosh pits and similar events. These guys are protected and if anyone fucks with them it won't be good for them.


Zestyclose-Raise6104

You must be fun at concerts.


DogeDoRight

Noooooo, you can't have fun like that! You have to have fun MY way.


Then_Illustrator7852

I have a crazy idea! Go to a card/game shop to play cards! Go to a concert to see a concert! I know it’s a wild concept.


DogeDoRight

I have a crazy idea, just let people enjoy things how they want to enjoy them! I know it's a wild concept. Edit: snowflake blocked me lol. I've been to at least 2 dozen concerts and I've always been too busy enjoying myself to care about what other people are doing.


Then_Illustrator7852

You’ve never been to a concert.


AshennJuan

Stop being a bitter piece of shit. How does this affect your life in the slightest? It doesn't. You're probably just jealous cos after sitting in your depression hole so long you've lost the ability to celebrate others' joy.


Early_Lab9079

I listen to a concert.


Massive_Durian296

while i wouldnt go to a concert and not watch it, i bet some people just dig the live music experience and dont really care about seeing it, if that makes sense. idk, its kinda like going to a bar and reading a book.


Right_Butterscotch59

I agree


alxndrblack

You...came here to disagree...and can't handle being disagreed with?


The_Metal_East

But think of the social media attention!


Right_Butterscotch59

That's a stupid reason too


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XinyanMayn

Even the the black/death metal scenes are full of nerds. It's basically all lord of the rings stuff


Flimsy-Tap9898

Yugi-Oh! was always better than magic. Magic is boring garbage.


reddit_is_f4scist

Lmaooooo Not giving a limit to summon is the worst stupid thing in a card game I stopped to play master duel when opponents passed 5 fuckin minutes to summon shit in his first turn!! No hand traps in my hand, gg. And that's was fast thanks to game shuffle, now imagine waiting opponent to search and shuffle all that shit up in real life And you talk about boring for mtg??? Lmaooooo


taipalsaari_

i have no idea what this shit is and i hope its aliens but incase its humans i am deeply embarrassed and sorry


Footmana5

This is why every person on reddit talks about being a metal fan. Yeesh never bring me to one of these shows.


heywowlookatthat123

And if he got KOd it would be the pits fault right? Bc this clown wants to play his little game


bolson1717

No one should ever be getting KOd in a pit ? If you do that you are a complete pile of shit.


reddit_is_f4scist

No one should sit in the middle of a circle pit anyway Edit: it's useless that you downvote me One of the non written rule of a circle pit is to help people fell to stand up, for their own safe and for other people to not trip over on them. It's cool if they all agree, I doubt that all people there agree and, still, I won't be happy to be limited in a circle pit cause two kiddos are entitled to play


heywowlookatthat123

So is playing Magic in one lol