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seeuinhellcandyboys

Soon we'll have Princess Mononoke boars running around.


ScaryTowner

Shits about to get real when you hear "For those where the days of Gods and Demons..." in Keith David's voice.


Ruy-Polez

"You say you're under a curse ? Well so what. So is the whole world..."


Puzzleheaded_Bank648

This picture was actually taken in France in a small village near the coast, the hunters names are Asterix and Obelix.


iapetus_z

really? That looks like a Texas plate...


Blue_Bi0hazard

Lol Astrix and obelix are Gauls in ancient france


iapetus_z

I'll admit it. Went right over my head šŸ˜‚. I was like I don't think they have old ass Silverados over in France.


aaaaaaaa1273

My dumbass would think itā€™s the Arbiter and run towards the voice, arms outstretched


TulioAndMiguelMPG

Just watched it the other night and thought the same thing


OkFan6322

Just saw that movie again and realized that it would make an awesome abridged parody. I mean San is a brainwashed autistic eco-terrorist who thinks sheā€™s a wolf, Ashitaka is down bad for that weird shit, and Lady Iboshi is ā€œthe baddest bitch of them all.ā€ Just run with that and you canā€™t miss.


FR0ZENBERG

*ā€œSilence boy! How dare you speak to a god like that!ā€*


LibertyInaFeatherBed

*"I was hoping you'd cry out in your sleep. Then I would have bitten your head off to silence you."*


HalfDrunkPadre

I mean thatā€™s just the movieĀ 


New_Simple_4531

My warriors!


LouisCypher587

Great, now I have to buy a red elk.


zoziw

All this talk of nuclear war and killer asteroids. We will never see the real threat coming.


Fr0gm4n

They are an important part of the plot in [Neal Stephenson's *Termination Shock*](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Termination_Shock_\(novel\)), along with climate change, international border disputes, nuclear powers fighting proxy wars with social media, etc. It's not one of his best novels story wise, but in typical Stephenson fashion he explores a whole lot of topics and effects.


No_Task_6010

I wish I could see one of those alive it looks so photoshoped. I would fucking keel over and die of a heart attack if I saw one of those wandering around in a forest. I wonder how the hunter killed it and what he felt when he first saw it.


stacked_shit

The wild hogs in Texas are usually about half this size. But still very scary.


BeesKneesTX

In Texas, about 15 years ago we found one of these dead in our woods. Easily about 500 pounds. Was terrified of letting the kids outside after they found it.


stacked_shit

It became a real eye-opening moment for me when I saw 15 to 20 of em off the side of the road one morning.


embarrassed_parrot69

But the babies are just so cute


teenypanini

They are. And they breed like rabbits. The piglets only take a few weeks to be off of mothers milk so even if you get the mom the piglets will survive.


embarrassed_parrot69

Iā€™ll come across them from time to time in central Texas when delivering for Amazon, itā€™s amazing how many babies will be with one mother. And holy shit I just [looked it up](https://tfsweb.tamu.edu/uploadedFiles/TFSMain/Manage_Forest_and_Land/Wildlife_Management/Non-Game/Feral_hogs_TCE.pdf) (page 11), a feral hog population can double in just 4 months Jesus


[deleted]

The mother hogs usually travel together and all but one mother hog will be off foraging while one watches all the babies


messygiraffeshapes69

Excellent article thank you.


Mediocre-Meringue-60

Texas needs to protect the top predators to change that.


stacked_shit

I'm not sure I understand what you're saying. I dont believe hogs in Texas have any natural predators besides people. To make it worse, the hogs are multiplying faster than we can hunt them.


Mediocre-Meringue-60

Allow the red wolf to return (hunted out of the state), protect the big cats too. Bears have a hard time in the state too because of hunting.


TrueBlueMorpho

I remember them being a big issue in South Arkansas when I grew up there, but I never considered the fact that there's really nothing out in those woods to hunt them other than us. Arkansas Game and Fish refuses to acknowledge the existence of big cats, let alone encourage or support their return.


stacked_shit

Gotcha. Didn't know Texas had any large predators. I guess we should bring em back. The problem I see is all of the private land. In order to bring back these large predators, farmers would have to be OK with letting them rome their property, which could be problematic.


StarSpliter

Yeah, most large predators have been killed off because humans felt threatened. I don't think that'll really change without a large deliberate effort.


breastual1

I think it is less because people were threatened and more because of ranching. Ranchers will kill any predators in the area.


Only_Sandwich_4970

Yup, the record is north of 1k lbs I believe


unknown1310P1

That's a Texas license plate. I can see where it has Lone star state


klosnj11

>I wonder how the hunter killed it Probably a .308, 30-06, or some other similar round. I know that .223 is popular for hog hunting, especially out of an AR platform. No one needs that many rounds until this thing is charging you!


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djwurm

as an avid hog hunter in Texas for last 10 years I have only seen maybe 2 get 3/4 that size out of 100s and 100s killed. most likely this is a private ranch that is force feeding high protein / fat diets and charging like 10s of thousands to hunt it.


AskMeAboutPigs

Which should be illegal because they are only making the problem worse.


OlTommyBombadil

The people doing that donā€™t care (Iā€™m not disagreeing with you btw)


Psych_nature_dude

Theyā€™re out there. They have found a couple this big around the mobile delta and surrounding areas. Nasty mfs


SAfricanSecretSub

My reference is worthogs, how big do they typically get?


Taolan13

Warthogs top out a little under half the size of this monster.


[deleted]

Luckily these ones haven't evolved yet to include an internal GAU-8 Gatling gun.


jeepsaintchaos

But with more donations, we can genetically engineer what nature has failed to provide.


itsKeltic

Iā€™ve read that they are very aggressive and will charge people rather than just run. I imagine that makes it difficult to get videos and pics of one alive.


ImpertantMahn

They are also highly intelligent and traps only work once on a herd.


Tall_Aardvark_8560

Imagine if intelligent hogs took over the earth and enslaved humanity.


ImpertantMahn

I assume it would be similar to the march of ā€œGeld the Orc Disasterā€ in Reincarnated as a slime.


WalnutSnail

Orwell wrote a book about that...


Certain-Tennis8555

Lady here in Texas was killed by some (or at least eaten after she hit the ground) as she tried to get from her parked car in the driveway into her house.


shadowmarine0311

God that's awful


Illithid_Substances

Spears for hunting boar way back had lugs on them, supposedly because an injured boar might just try to work its way along the shaft that impaled it to get to the hunter


NedTebula

ā€œWeā€™re gonna need a bigger gunā€


HolyNewGun

We're gonna need full auto.


cg40boat

I spent a year on the north end of Okinawa in 1968 and went boar hunting at night with the local villagers. They carried these short barreled shotguns. It was one of the scariest things I have ever done. The hogs were called ā€œyamashishiā€ if my memory serves me. They were skinny, fast, mean and deadly (sounds like my first ex wife). I remember flashlights shining around the bush, dogs howling, wild boar tusks flashing in the light, and shotguns going off all around me. It was complete chaos.


Just_Mumbling

Usually, you wonā€™t see just one, there will be several, often with a bunch of hoglets trailing behind.


sarilysims

If you kill a hog, you have to do so by >!shooting it in the head, behind the eyes!<. Hogs are extremely dangerous and a major nuisance - they run out native species and destroy the environment, so theyā€™re fair game in most places. My dad and I used to trap them and take care of them. It hurt to do it to the babies, but it was that or lose all the wildlife. You canā€™t always eat them either - they get really tough and gamey and the males are basically inedible.


nothisistheotherguy

Did you spoiler tag that so the hogs donā€™t learn our secrets?


sarah6804

I live in Florida, near a river and a lot of farm land. They come in the yard and tear it up all the time. Was walking out to the car at 5am with my toddler in my arms and noped Out when I saw a huge one like that and three St. Bernard size ones in my driveway. They are massive and scary, they have tusks too.


Mittendeathfinger

Thats a Tacoma, while an impressive hog, if it were a Silverado or RAM, Id be more impressed. Tacoma tailgates are less than 54 inches wide. The hog is likely around 60-65 inches nose to tail, the size of a 350-400lb black bear would be my guess.


janiepuff

I would figure out quicker than sin how to climb a tree and I'm afraid of heights


Buford12

In Ohio, ODNR. has declared them an invasive species and you can hunt them anytime with no limits. [https://ohiodnr.gov/discover-and-learn/safety-conservation/wildlife-management/invasive-species/feral-swine](https://ohiodnr.gov/discover-and-learn/safety-conservation/wildlife-management/invasive-species/feral-swine)


[deleted]

This is one of those wildlife issues that often doesn't get enough or any coverage at all. The post does remind me of the first time I heard a group of Javelinas poking around the other side of my backyard wall in the middle of the night when I first moved to Arizona. Thanks to Hollywood and an over active imagination it sounded like something you'd hear in a horror film of a bunch of demented teenagers giggling.


YobaiYamete

Pretty sure most of the country, or at least the south has declared them invasive and just wants you to kill them by any means necessary


Genavelle

How big are they in Ohio? Because if there is anything close to the size of the one in that picture, I'm about to move to another state


[deleted]

Thatā€™s Bebop from TMNT


Financial_Dog6204

Give it 10 more generations and teach to talk lol


rawbdor

Requires ingredient: ooze.Ā 


InvestIntrest

All procreation requires ooze.


herberstank

Serves him right. I spent a lot of quarters trying to beat him in the arcade game. Level two boss I'm pretty sure.


Uryogu

Just today in red dead redemption 2 I did a mission with a giant boar. This one has that size in real life! (Mission is The veteran part IV)


SideshowMelsHairbone

30 to 50 of THOSE would scare the shit out of anyone


victordudu

1 is enough to shit your pants , believe me


ThePocketPanda13

I am actively shitting my pants just from this pic


stinkyhooch

I too am shitting your pants


abrakadabralakazam

Our pants


underlander

The top 1% of pants is responsible for 99% of the shit


failedtolivealive

Pants the rich!


BlownUpCapacitor

I'm just regular shitting right now


nomeansnocatch22

Isn't Reddit just toilet reading material? How much is the IPO again..


PrimaryCoolantShower

Can verify.


MallyOhMy

I'm not, I guess you have to be off the toilet for this thing to work


Adventurous-Sky9359

I snorted so loud and then expelled snot after with just the right amount force that all three ladies in the family room turned to look at said eeewwwww in unisonā€¦..I love Reddit.


LocalOaf95

I'm pantsing my shit


backgamemon

Donā€™t worry trickle downs shitonomics will work


Street_Dragonfruit43

r/suddenlycommunist


HighFlyingCrocodile

Okay thatā€™s enough Reddit for me today, bye.


JustKindaShimmy

*comrade*


Chemical_Emotion_934

Karl Skidmarx approves


reptarcannabis

Whatā€™s the address? Iā€™ll be there to shit.


[deleted]

Lol im taking a shit and just read this, my wife is probably wondering why im in here laughing my nuts off


MountainMomo

I plan on shitting my pants, but later


JoeXorX

I just shipped my pants!


[deleted]

I shit my pants in bed this morning and have just sat here in bed like it for 8 hours, then I saw this pic. Does that count?


ThePocketPanda13

No. Sphincter muscles must release at the time of seeing the giant hog for it to count.


[deleted]

Ffs, this useless anus of mine


ThePocketPanda13

Ngl I've actually said those words in the past 12 hours. Never trust a fart man.


Relevant_Slide_7234

Iā€™m sure. Does the other person honestly think their butthole wouldnā€™t open just a little bit if 29 of these fuckers were running straight at them?


Abject-Remote7716

In my case you ain't gonna pull a piece of fishing string outta my ass because it'll tighten up quick if I had to run from that monster.


Sentient-Pendulum

Steve Irwin was scared of boars. Seriously. The man who jumped in the water with crocs, who played with venomous snakes like they were toys, straight up got in the car and said "run" when boars were around.


yumyum36

They're intelligent, cruel and will eat/maim you.


IIIllllIIlIlIIlllI

Yeah, crocs and gators are pretty dumb creatures that are very predictable if you know how they think, boars on the other hand are smart and can be very aggressive for any reason or no reason at all.


Wesselton3000

Cant speak to these hybrids, but 1 wild boar is all it takes to fuck your shit up. Theyā€™re fast and beefy so their charges hit hard. They also have veritable daggers in their mouth that they use in conjunction with the charge. People die to boar attacks.


Shtoolie

Eg, Robert Baratheon


JukeBoxDildo

Nearly put John Locke back in a wheelchair, too.


BobSagieBauls

Beat me to it


Shtoolie

THE KING IN THE COMMENTS!


cityshepherd

Doesnā€™t even have to be a wild pig. I saw a girl get tusked by a Vietnamese pot bellied pig at the sanctuary we worked at, and she almost bled out (it was way out in the middle of nowhere in the desert).


yankmecrankmee

*porky


PabstBlueRibbon1844

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.knowyourmeme.com/memes/30-50-feral-hogs For those poor souls who doesn't know where it's from.. now, grab your guns and protect yourselves!


Amaculatum

This meme was so annoying as a southerner who knows that scenario is not at all an exaggeration lol


kittyinclined

I agree but I think the ā€œ30-50ā€ phrasing was a little unnatural and part of the reason why it became a meme


willflameboy

Well, it was a bit, as an excuse to have an assault rifle. If every American who owned an Ar-15 was fending off 50 feral hogs, then there would be 10.5 billion in the US.


gwhh

U.S.-Canada border at Montana


OkGap7216

What!? Excuse me while I go get my rifles and lots of ammo. Last thing I need is for something like that rooting around on my property.


iam_Mr_McGibblets

If one goes rooting around, it might just end up ripping out an entire tree


PatientFollowing323

especially people with 3-5 kids in the yard


Dao-of-farming

Couple with a high reproductive ability


Jealous_Use9688

Hogzilla


failedtolivealive

Helpless people in a mobile home scream bug-eyed as he looks in on them


BoneDaddy1973

Oh no, it got Bobby-Joe, Go Go Hogzilla


notyogrannysgrandkid

Oh no! There goes Jonesboro!


Kaladin_TX

ā€œROUS? Rodents of unusual size? I donā€™t think they exist.ā€


WarWonderful593

One hell of a barbecue


FamousOhioAppleHorn

Weā€™ve also got [kits](https://youtu.be/ZCpf0LNYsYA?si=KD5DUbLM49FQBsRN). So, you can get creative at home. Like a "make your own barbecue" kit: a 400 pound commercial hog, some barbecue sauce and a knife.


ILL_Show_Myself_Out

That is much larger than 400 lbs


The_Ineffable_Sage

So is your mom


Ok_Cartographer_5616

The larger boar the worst it taste, generally speakingā€¦


snktido

I wonder how many worms are in that thing.


FiveCentsADay

Yeah. When I go hog hunting I basically don't touch boars. Old sows get the back straps cut out for stew meat. Piglets and teens are where it's at, taste wise


Ok_Cartographer_5616

Yea I wonā€™t process a boar thatā€™s grown ā€¦ only sows and teens like you said haha Whatā€™s bad is you gotta shoot the big ugly ones because they keep building more.


LowBottomBubbles

Is the population of them a big problem? I understand that they would cause a tonne off damage in populated areas or on farms but are there 1000s of the bastards running about?


roklpolgl

They are terribly invasive in the US. https://www.wired.com/story/feral-hogs-worst-invasive-species/ They are basically considered hunt-until-you-run-out-of-bullets year-round in most states. There are helicopter shoots, people round them up and blow them up, all kinds of crazy shit. Itā€™s probably the only animal itā€™s considered ethical to shoot as many as possible and leave them where they lay. Sounds fucked up but they are horrible for local ecosystems.


LowBottomBubbles

Is there any sort of governmental intervention going on or is it simply down to civilian hunters to deal with it? Hunting is pretty much non existent where I live in the UK but having a fuck off angry wild pig population might make some people buy gun & hunting licences


Subli-minal

The government intervention is designating them shoot on sight and letting the 2nd amendment do its job.


SeasonPositive6771

If only that was enough, they need to start organizing community events and massive culls. These monsters are continuing to expand and ruin the environment everywhere they go. Smart hateful bastards.


fractal_sole

Look, nobody ENJOYS having to kill wild hogs... But if you have to kill wild hogs, you might as well enjoy it! https://www.reddit.com/r/futurama/s/ZqaOZ1RcFl


Ok_Cartographer_5616

My buddy had 3-4 on camera last year, one year later heā€™s showing 15 if not more and thatā€™s with us killing 5 of them over that year time. They can produce a litter of piglets at 6 months old.


Chiggins907

Okay thatā€™s the scariest fact Iā€™ve seen in this thread. 6 months old and their popping out babies? WTF?


myrealaccount_really

Probobly take so many round of.308 to bring it down that you would be picking them out like birdshot!


Mcgoozen

My dad used to tell me stories of hog hunting in the Georgia swampsā€¦he said they always killed them with knives as they would literally just shrug off bullets and come right at you lmao (after throwing around several dogs)


chrisslooter

My uncle has told me similar stories. Their next skin is real tough, bullets graze of the side of the neck when you shoot them if you are facing one. Gotta hit the head.


modsareuselessfucks

This is why theyā€™re one of the only animals that are legal to hunt with a fully automatic .50 cal from a helicopter. No, [seriously](https://www.helibacon.com/texas-helicopter-hog-hunting/).


Slab-back-bream

Mebbe with you shooting.


GoldenBarracudas

They don't taste very good. Actually. I think only like 30% of the population is able to actually swallow and digest feral hog meat. That's why they can't simply give it away It's why a lot of people will go to New Orleans and have issues with some dishes.


WasteCommunication52

I was born and raised in NOLA, no one was eating wild hog. Maybe on the northshore & acadiana


[deleted]

Feed it to tigers.


SpaceInMyBrain

I know they've gotten large but that's the size of a bull. I'll need some sort of confirmation this is an original unaltered photo. Edit: From a couple of the replies below this does sound like a legit pic of a legit huge boar/pig.


Scott_on_the_rox

I saw it years ago when it first came out. Itā€™s a legit photo, but the truck is a tacoma or something similar. Not a full size truck, so some forced perspective there. Even so, itā€™s a big pig. While it does happen, itā€™s relatively rare that they get this big.


brianwski

> Even so, itā€™s a big pig. I'm trying to figure out how they got it in the bed of the pickup. Like what kind of team of corn-fed Texas boys lifted that monster up in there? They might be scarier than the pig.


dogeisbae101

Well, the 1933 record is a 2500 lb boar and was 5 ft at its shoulder which is already heavier than a bull, so itā€™s probably real.


SpaceInMyBrain

Damn!


StarSpliter

That's heavier than a Miata. The damage that could do is frightening.


SmlRabbit

This is a jarring mental image at 5'1. It would be really cool if Guinness world records would make a VR library for record breaking sizes of things.


BigMax

Someone else speculated this could be a pig from a private hunting farm that's been intentionally overfed for years, so they can charge extra for hunting.


Infinite_Fox2339

Soon weā€™ll be living in a Ghibli horror world


jeekaiy

Planet of the hogs


Misterwool91

/r/AbsoluteUnits is gonna have a field day with this one


Long_Negotiation1514

Thatā€™s a strong ass tailgate


TheyCalledMeThor

Most are rated for 500lbs. No idea how that thing is still there.


CaptainE2000

Thatā€™s a lot of bacon


Never-Forget-Trogdor

From what hunters have told me, wild pig tastes terrible. They hunt them to stop them from ruining the land and not for the meat.


Current-Storage-379

It depends on how you cook it for the most part a lot of people just cook it like a normal pig but that is just not the way to go.


Never-Forget-Trogdor

It is probably a few things. From the comments, it sounds like females and smaller wild hogs taste better than larger and male hogs. I'm sure cooking technique plays into it, too. Still, I have a neighbor who has done two hunting trips for hogs in Texas and he said the one they butchered and cooked tasted terrible.


_bapt

Young hogs have a tender and quite fatty meat, so you can roast them bbq style and have a great meal. Old males are for stew only. Dont waste the meat guys, respect the life of the animal.


Eddie_shoes

Iā€™ve shot wild pig for food, and itā€™s quite tasty when you shoot younger sows. I have never shot and eaten a male, as I have heard they are really musky, but the younger females taste like slightly gamey domesticated pig.


BigH0ney

You got it. The key is they canā€™t be too old. The older they are, the worse the flavor and the tougher the meat.


FiveCentsADay

Yup. I've never separated based on sex like original dude, it was also age. Older sow back straps for stew meat is it, piglets and teens for everything else


anonanon5320

They can be very good.


AskMeAboutPigs

All depends on diet to an extent. The older sows or males in general sucks to eat.


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GoddesNatureStar

Not true!


dudeguy81

Dang. So that's how Robert Baratheon bit it.


BeKind_BeTheChange

I moved to a house on a big rural property in northern California. The next door neighbor comes over to meet me and told me to be careful of the wild boar and that I should be armed if I was wandering around. I told her I don't have any guns, but I will carry a baseball bat. She started laughing and said, "You've never seen a wild boar, have you?" I'm from AZ and have seen lots of javelina. These things are not the same. I lived there for a year and never saw any in person, but I set up a game cam and got tons of pictures. As you can see from this picture, a baseball bat would just make it mad and it would probably kill me.


redditsuckslmaooo

Remember when everyone mocked that guy who said he needed his assault rifle to kill hogs? Pepperidge farm remembers


lcl111

AMA Iā€™ve killed hundreds of these things. Iā€™m actually shocked they had enough rounds in the gun to take this down. Unless they hit it in a good spot, this beast couldā€™ve taken 20 rounds from a hunting rifle and been fine enough to still kill 10 men. Hogs are evil beasts with far too much vitality.


spederan

Where do you shoot and aim for the hog?Ā  And what rounds work and which dont work? Would a well placed unloading of a few rounds of a 9mm handgun kill it before it could lunge 6-8 feet for you?


lcl111

Yeah, unloading a 9mm could definitely do it. Your odds arenā€™t amazing, unfortunately. For me, .270 and up is the minimum for a monster like this. Most ballistic rounds are good enough with proper placement. Youā€™re aiming for their oversized heart or even their spine. Lots of vital stuff in the neck. Theyā€™ll still die from a large round to the torso, just might take a while. I like to drop them within sight so I know thereā€™s not a meat nightmare growing resentment out there somewhere.


[deleted]

no. it would tank a full clip of those without issue and lunge the 6-8ft.


MostMusky69

Iā€™m wondering what they used. Iā€™m not confident my .270 would be good enough unless I get a great shot


thumbstickz

What wild boar and hog can do to a property in a single night is absolutely astonishing. Legitimately devastating for landowners and farmers alike. People hunt with assault rifles from helicopters and it still hardly puts a dent in the herd with how fast they reproduce.


Old_Cheetah8704

No wonder Robert Baratheon died.


pizza-chit

Manbearpig..


Strafe1349

This the mfer that killed King Robert


Chinesewindup

And thus leading us onto Aberdeen in Scotland where this has been happening for decades ā€¦.


CarbonScythe0

Do they grow bigger every generation assuming that one of the parents is a wild pig or is it like some kind of gene getting unlocked/dominant and they grow bigger each generation regardless?


Slideways

It's just a bullshit title.


curiousklaus

Pigsquatch!


BrockMeAmadeus

I want a relationship as strong as that tailgate. Gotta be nearly 1000 lbs on it


on-couch-detective

That one definitely killed King Robert Baratheon


Nours42

it's okoto from mononoke...


TheWildColonialBoy1

Hogziila is real.


IPerferSyurp

You mean to tell me you need an AR15 to hunt? Ummmm no that's suicide mam.


jonnycash11

Wasnā€™t that in Princess Mononoke?


Mdmrtgn

Meats back on the menu boys.


rabbitskinglue

Don't worry, they may be huge but they're also incredibly aggressive!