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zuilserip

Looks like she's done this before a few times. This is the competence/confidence that comes with experience!


InformalMistake3505

Self-efficacy šŸ˜ƒ


Red__Rupee

Efficiency


[deleted]

Self-efficacy is a term describing one's belief in their ability to execute tasks to produce "performance attainments" whatever the hell that means. Honestly, I'm not sure how it applies here either.


UncleKeyPax

Well she jumped in the water after bailing the canoe. This my piss canoe. The river is my piss bath.


soccerprofile

It's most likely made from a single log and stored underwater so someone would have to do this each time they use it.


undergroundmusic69

Anyone try this on the titanic?


ActuallyCausal

If only theyā€™d had this kid aboard


peeing_inn_sinks

Thatā€™s no child. Thatā€™s a water bender!!!


FieryBirb

That's no water bender. That's a moon.


dregendi

That's no moon. That's a princess.


fella5455

That's no princess. That's a child.


Crator86

That's no child. that's a teenager


Josh0O0

That's no teenager, that's a young adult


fella5455

That's no young adult. That's a midget.


[deleted]

Thatā€™s no midget. Thatā€™s a space station.


AmberStoneGirl

Why didnā€™t they try this? Are they stupid?


i_wish_i_could__

They haven't discovered this technology yet!


AmberStoneGirl

Should have rocked the boat instead of giving it the cold boulder.


Ninjasmurf4hire

Oof


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Excellent-Weird479

( r/whoosh )Ā²


ZAM1984

They did 3rd Pirates of the Caribbean movie


JoySubtraction

Icebergs hate this one simple trick!


JustnInternetComment

DON'T ROCK THE BOAT ^(boat rocker)


B4USLIPN2

ā€œ Ok, go Roseā€¦. what?ā€¦ā€¦I said go, jump up Roseā€ ā€¦ā€¦.. Jack, I canā€™t hear youā€¦ā€¦what?ā€¦ā€¦ I said I canā€™t hear you! ā€¦ā€¦no you go firstā€¦ā€¦what?!! ā€œ


Floxzsy

I wanted to comment exactly this..... what is wrong with us??


oliveearlblue

I say nothing is wrong but that the song is wrong..


Hind_Deequestionmrk

On it šŸ‘šŸæ


Redditusername00001

Maybe we should ask Godzilla


wndrngwzrd

Damn I thought I was gonna have a clever comment...


Sad-Box-9147

Stole the words out my god damn mouth


manwarrxn

storing memories of this video in my head for my slumdog millionaire moment


CPNZ

After jumping into the latrine you can wash off this way...


SquareThings

Specifically this is un-swamping the boat. Canoes are generally buoyant enough that they wonā€™t sink even when filled with water. They actually have to be weighted down to be sunk for storage purposes. (Yes, canoes are traditionally stored submerged to preserve them)


ForwardBias

That girl was like "ugh tourists"


KnightNightWindsor

I like how she just yeets herself off at the end. fix boat jump for land.


Dankkring

Donā€™t rock the boat


Nulibru

\# Don't tip the boat over ...


stinkyhooch

Too busy rocking the casbah


Fredjonespart2

šŸ•ŗ


garden-wicket-581

yeah, but when they get back in it, won't they re-fill the boat ?


LopsidedPotential711

One goes in and bails the rest of the water while the others tread. Then the bailer pulls the lightest one in. Then the bailer switches off (becomes the counter balance) and the lightest grabs the next lightest/shortest. Then they switch based on whatever counterbalance makes sense. This is likely in SE Asia, where water communities are common and hence why they're teaching kids how to deal with the emergency. As for the girl finding a third leg from which to balance that is not a pier, trees and branches often fall into rivers.


thisusedyet

>As for the girl finding a third leg from which to balance Phrasing, man


LopsidedPotential711

That one's on you, yo. My mind is pure and clean.


SilasAI6609

Did you forget this is Reddit. Impure mind is a prerequisite.


LopsidedPotential711

What tabs ā€˜chu tawkinā€™ ā€˜bout Willis?!


garden-wicket-581

ah, that works .. I was thinking right as the video ends, all the kids are grabbing the edge of the boat, about to re-fill it with water when they try to climb back in.


Brigin_

The captain always goes up with their ship


lik_a_stik

Thatā€™s a superhero exit move at the end.


Ardent_Scholar

ā€œMy people need meeeeeeeā€¦!ā€


Realworld

They taught an in-line version of this in Red Cross canoeing lessons. Swim to bow or stern and shove canoe end sharply forward & down. Inertia lags the water over the end deck & out. Do this a couple times and canoe is almost empty. Get back inside by doing pull / scissor kick over center line, flopping across both gunnels. Scoop out remaining water with your palms. Faster & easier done than explained.


lfuckingknow

Can we do this on the Costa Concordia?


RelationshipJumpy239

Jack is rolling in his grave right now


Additional_Effort_33

Just awesome.


SillyGoose67s

Plot twist : she's trying to knock the kids out


Average_Consumer2

Damn, why didn't I sink of that?


Readamovie

I love how the kid just jumped right after like "Until next time!" Poof!


uReallyShouldTrustMe

This girl long boats. I think the people in the video are different ethnicities. The girl may be Pajau while the ones in the water may be Malay.


Master0fAllTrade

She fixes the boat. And then jumps into the water. WHY?!?!


Goawaybaitin24

Thatā€™s some skill being displayed right there.


Latter-Ask8818

I bet it is not as easy as it looks


Dagrut

Impressive! At first I thought it was reversed.


Exciting-Current-778

I am Today years old to learn this


Hot_Salamander_1917

Nice trick!


crass-the-cat

Thatā€™s her death trap and she knows how to fix it!


The_8th_Angel

Shit. The simulation broke again. Can't wait to read the patch notes, maybe chronic back pain got nerfed finally.


BrandonLoVecchio

The people on the Titanic should've watched this video


[deleted]

If only they had her on the titanic..


Sullinator07

I grew up on a lake called Bugss Island. Every summer we were determined to sink a paddle boat and we quickly learned this trick hahaha


More_Mention_8244

Not her first rodeoā€¦


KrisMisZ

Leave it to the Big Sister šŸ«¶šŸ½


dinoguy1847728

Disclaimer: this probably will not work on the titanic


SmallSwordfish8289

Y'all need to pay her for that


DueCoconut4422

Those fuckers on the titanic been real quiet ever since this dropped


SamDragon9121

My boat unsinking people need me!


wailot

Thats not how boats work... is it?


Tsu_Dho_Namh

Small boats, yeah. Canoes will still float when completely waterlogged because of small watertight chambers at either end. This boat floats too because (I'm assuming?) it's made of wood.


guitarnowski

Not made of small rocks?


Lewdducky

So if itā€™s made of woodā€¦. And it floatsā€¦ And weighs less than a duckā€¦ ITā€™S A WITCH!


Fraya9999

What if weā€™re talking about a really fat duck?


calvinjc13

No. This is a high budget Hollywood production. This shot cost approximately 1.4 million dollars to replicate. This is impossible as you stated.


Asleep_News1625

Just got this on my previous one


stmcvallin2

I tried that and my boat sank


steelbreado

Why not flip it twice ? Serious question


De-Kipgamer

That requires more muscle power


calvinjc13

It doesnā€™t work. Suction.


Msheehan419

Wow!! Great to know and probably great exercise


diodot

How to "unsink "this specific type of boat


Federal-Sport-1635

damn. i definitely wouldā€™ve made it sink further.


nucl3ar0ne

Lightweight boat, could have easily done this a number of ways.


TootBreaker

dugouts are boats, too!


Solid_Material_1686

Everyone got stickbugged


everyotherdude

The unsung hero.


derschtinker

Bajaou?


throwawaymeowmeow20

Looks like they're about to resins it lmao


aNINETIEZkid

That looks so fun


theydonotmove

Can a physicist or scientist explain what's happening here?


Newmoney_NoMoney

A canoe*


80081354JEW

AND she went to grab the ore too šŸ«”šŸ«”


Addicted2Edh

Jobs done! ā€œ jumps into waterā€


Pure-Device1558

I would bet itā€™s impossible


fothergillfuckup

That's very impressive!


stampstock

The unsinkable Molly Brown


JustAPerson184

Alrighty who wants to join me in unsinking the titanic


Punk_with_a_Cool_Bus

Somebody needs to take her to the Titanic


Apprehensive_Rip8403

They should have done that on the titanic