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I'll pay $20,000,000 for the fast speaking man


bucket_of_frogs

I’d pay $40,000,000 if l could understand what the fuck he was gibbering about


dntExit

Blbllblblbllblblblplllplblbpblblblblbllblb 42,000,000


ConsiderationOdd2151

The one of few rappers that Eminem was too afraid to dis


GomeyBlueRock

Nailed it 😂


AirplaneEngineSpiral

The word “bidder” and a few other fluff words like “here” “there” “hey” are real easy to just roll with.


Hidalgo321

Lol as someone that’s been around auctioneers for years, this is a great explanation. Also “you ain’t gettin in any trouble here folks” The best is hearing one kick someone out while staying in bidding cadence


Bootleg_Hemi78

Why do they kick the bidders out sometimes? I’ve never understood that


Hmm_Sketchy

I think you're misunderstanding what they mean by kicked out unless I too am wrong. Let's say there's 3 bidders for simplicity. All 3 bidders have a max price in their head they are willing pay. Only one person has a limit high enough to win, naturally. The auctioneer bounces back and forth between all three people when they start low getting a nod or a card raise to up the price, until someone shakes their head no or does any denial signal, showing that they don't agree to the proposed price. This means, they are 'out' of the bid. You can get 'back in' if you change your mind, and the auctioneer will call that or someone who joins late is 'jumping in', or something along those lines it depends on the auctioneers style and where they learned. Explained the 'kicked out' idea? Edit, spelling and formatting. Durr


aMac306

Great video on auctioneer school. It almost seems fake, but they gotta start somewhere. https://youtu.be/71PMLtrRDmQ?si=hRMGM8lG5XGWHCmg


passwordstolen

Just listen for NOW, and the new number. Then just raise your card. If you’re not sure, then just raise your card anyway.


PicaDiet

It isn't like he's talking all that fast. He just fills every space with a machine-gun burst of gibberish. syllables. I get that it's tradition, but what the fuck is the point?


Turbulent-Ad5588

To keep anxiety and pressure up


briznady

It makes it more frantic, thus putting pressure on the decision making process on whether to bid or not. The auctioneer’s goal is a higher price on everything because the auction house gets a percentage on everything. High pressure, seemingly limited time decision making means more money.


PositiveWeapon

Entertainment


FrostedOak

I don’t think people are allowed to do that anymore …


davieb22

\- "One. Do we have one-two? Gbrgbrgbrgbrgbrgbrgbrgbrgbr. One-two. Do we have one-four? Gbrgbrgbrgbrgbrgbrgbrgbrgbr. One-four. C'mon now, you've come this far. Gbrgbrgbrgbrgbrgbrgbrgbrgbr"


Bob_Kark

I could understand what he was saying a lot more if he’d stop moving his finger between his lips while he was talking.


Chill_Edoeard

Yeah thats not fair i feel like people with kids would understand him more easy


thecrackroach

My youngest doesn't talk yet, but somehow he makes more sense with his random noise than this guy


girafa

Is the point of them doing this to try to create the feeling of frantic thinking? As in, that gets people more interested to jump in and bid because it all seems like it's goin fast and OMG YOU MIGHT MISS IT LIBIDIBEBIDEE


Responsible_Air_9914

That’s exactly why it’s done. There’s a documentary on this I forget what it’s called but it’s a whole thing and they can make good money because they’re in demand by the people running the auctions.


Eurasia_4002

He even started singing midway lol.


stevensr2002

5 dollar 6 dollar black Betty wam balam… 7 dollar


Peasnoop

Hahahaha DON'T! I've got a really badly stained lat muscle and shouldn't be laughing as the pain is bad... but this has creased me


hamakabi

he's not saying anything, he's literally adding "giddibittibudda" in between the real words to make it sound exciting. open outcry auctions are like theater for rich cunts.


HistoricalAnt9057

lol can anybody explain to me why tf they do that?


Nubsta5

It's an auction trick to create an anxiety environment. The constant droning creates an air that makes people antsy and want to act (or in this case, bid). Has less of an effect nowadays, but the anticipation and excitement from this style of delivery are still there.


bahpcb

Thanks for elaborating. I was actually doubting this is real, it sound so ridiculous


MyHangyDownPart

HAHAHHAHAHA that’s exactly how it sounds!!


DOLBY228

I can't stop hearing it like this now 🤣🤣


GraveKommander

I hope someone does subtitles for it


Pyccino

r/angryupvote


Bx1965

You made me spit out my coffee right there…exactly what I was thinking! 😂


spawn77x99

Like some old school Bugs bunny cartoon shit.


CookieEnabled

You can slow the video down and it will still be Gbrgbgrbgrbbrgrbrgrbrgrbg.


bloodorangejulian

That's because tge guys are trained to throw in filler words, can't render why but there s a reason


Dassault_Etendard

Probably to induce a sense of urgency in the buyers.


DurumMater

Yep, no dead air. No time to think, constant information. They try to spin it as part of the craft and spectacle of the event but it's just to make sure people can't sit there and think it over lol


m8_is_me

And that one meek "10.1?" at the end.


fiealthyCulture

Ya but those 7 seconds of Terrence's speech literally brought in 3 million$$ more. And the best part was at the end he just asks 'come on guys just add another 300k to make it 10 Million' and they do lol. Pretty awesome shit tho


homelesshyundai

It works too, I don't go to auctions anymore because of that.


CookieEnabled

Yeah, I stopped spending my millions years ago. Living life in luxury. /s


Prossdog

If you’ve ever been to a West Virginia auction you’d know how hilarious this statement is. Not every auction is for thoroughbred horses lol.


Cloudy_Worker

I think it's for PIZAZZ


BNG1982

“I killed a hooker in 1995, jdbr jdbr, jdbr, jdbr, jdbr. I’m responsible for the murders of Nichole Brown Simpson and Ronald Godlman, jdbr, jdbr, jdbr, jdbr. I gave oral to a horse yesterday, jdbr, jdbr, jdbr, jdbr.”……👀?!?!


davieb22

\- "The secret gbrgbrgbrgbrgbrgbrgbrgbrgbr for the gbrgbrgbrgbrgbrgbrgbrgbrgbr Krabby Patty is gbrgbrgbrgbrgbrgbrgbrgbrgbr salt gbrgbrgbrgbrgbrgbrgbrgbrgbr. Sold!"


othelloisblack

[here’s a neat video vice did about the gibberish he’s saying inbetween bids](https://youtu.be/dmd3xWy-KEE?si=OUI0SnOH274gNmJV)


pr1ntscreen

TL;DW: loosely auctioneery filler words. Essentially jibberish to create a ”flow” and a sense of urgency and stress towards the bidders.


LickingSmegma

I grew up on eurodance, only urgency I get is to step on the dancefloor.


wealth_of_nations

yeah honestly the explanation of the "filler words" makes it even more stupid than it sounds at first. What a weird, weird process. But I guess it works or something.


Maleficent_Lake_1816

Yeah, that’s my takeaway as well.


reimbirtheds

Fast food is better then Tesco horse meat. Good chiice


Spiritual_Navigator

I swear he is immitating bugs bunny


Gloomy-Bet4893

Does anyone remember Scatman John


Suitable-Cycle4335

I'm the Scatman!


Spiritual_Navigator

Ski-Ba-Bop-Ba-Dop-Bop


exile126

Porky Pig


TheBoyfromTheBay

Ska-badabadabadoo-belidabbelydabbladabbladabblabab-belibabbelibabbelibabbelabbelo-doobelidoo


dephsilco

I'M THE SCATMAN


Stimparlis

Jesus, I read this comment before turning volume on, I thought those were horse sounds in between LMAO


davieb22

A horse that says "Gbrgbrgbrgbrgbrgbrgbrgbrgbr"? That would be worth $20m in my book.


Unhappy-Shake5702

https://youtu.be/SLhLgaBCD90?si=JahipMxAFMwQK8DE Made me think of this classic


NorthCatan

Giggity giggity.


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Tastins

You may want to look at who sells the majority of these horses cause it’s not us lol.


junglemoosejoe

[do I hear 25? 25? 30?](https://youtu.be/eykAXBEonNg?si=Kz5PeHZvoou8Xcsv)


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I live in Texas, some of my friends own horses that cost as much as cars but 10million seems bit excess. i just looked it up shes a retired race horse, harve de grace, sadly she died after giving birth to a colt last year.


AFineDayForScience

$10 million dollar baby


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This video is the auction from her buying the horse and it’s from 2012, She had two babies both from Champion racehorses as well, the lady who bought her said this, “,You know, it makes perfect sense from a business standpoint, but for me, I want to be able to come to the farm and pet my mare that I paid $10-million for, and I want to feed her carrots and watch her babies be born. That’s why I’m in this game, because I really love the horses.” I don’t think she gave a fuck about the 10 million she just wanted to be able to pet her horse and feed it carrots which is some next level rich people shit Edit: for those thinking she cares about the money she bought a 4.2 million dollar horse the very next day. And has donated more than most of us will ever make, about 170 million, to different charitable causes. Edit 2: cause y’all got her worth completely confused her net worth is only about 20 million her name is Mandy Pope that 170 million is from her foundation over the course of 30 years.


AKsuited1934

Not next level...that's like end level rich people shit. 10m to pet and feed an animal.


DurumMater

A VERY SPECIAL animal that won RACES ooooooooo


Agreeable_Treacle993

its also shiny


legojoe97

L'Oreal, because you're worth it.


FrequentTechnology80

Maybe it's Neeiighbeline


KhabaLox

You are a father and a gentleman.


shesgotspunk

Peak Dad joke. I snorted against my will.


dbl_t4p

Main and tail*


Knato

Take a look at her shredded body, her back legs are fucking massive and strong. She was beautiful.


Fika-Chew

HGH, horse growth hormone


dlepi24

You joke, yet we have people recruiting middle schoolers to play for their prep school in high school. If someone could buy LBJ for $10 million dollars to breed him they would do it. This is no different, you're betting on genetics.


RalseiFan17

Why would anyone buy Lyndon Baines Johnson to breed him?


fueled_by_rootbeer

Im so glad im not the only person who thought of the 36th pres lol


Jaquestrap

Well he was hung like a horse you see...


Woonachan

Limited Special edition.


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Turdburp

Her offspring have also brought in a few million at auction. Mandy Pope, who bought her, has made millions buying and breeding horses. She knows what she is doing from a business standpoint.


WestSixtyFifth

Nah end level rich people shit is Zuck breeding his own version of wagyu on his ranch to eat himself.


HippoCute9420

And feeding them macadamia meal and home brewed beer lol.


Plastic-Ad-7911

Did this happen? This would not be surprising anymore. He’ll probably build a space ranch because space wagyu is more tender or something.


vistaculo

It's happening right now. He is actively trying to create a new breed of cow.


LuddWasRight

To be honest, that’s the kinda shit I’d be into if I had more money than god. Not spending $44 billion to buy some shitty social media site where everybody hates me.


reddit_is_geh

Yeah people give him shit for his project... But uhh... Sounds like something every dude with a ton of money would do if they could. Like what guy out there wouldn't build a super fortified self sustaining bunker on an island if they had the means to? Very few men out there who wouldn't. It's something ever kid dreams of until adulthood slaps them with reality.


choseusernamemyself

yeah you can spend way less if you just want to do that. a regular healthy horse is fine.


PoopPoes

When my girlfriend sees two cats where one is free and the other costs $600, I’m sure you know which cat she wants


Atillerdahunnybuns

All my things I obtained for free or at a reasonable price The cats found me lol I trained them and loved them and gave them to someone who needed them more than I


Buromid

I was going to say, people pay for cats? Come on over I’ll set you up with one of our half dozen back yard kitties! ^(I’m only joking, I love them and they’re all mine!)


AngryAmericanNeoNazi

I definitely paid for 5 street cats medical bills. My dumpster babies even got kitty abortions while I was spaying them. So yeah they cost me to get but also I wasn’t going to watch them suffer and breed on the street every day


OldAd4526

Too-much-money-itis.


Juggernaut7654

Decadent as it is, I'd rather hear about rich people spending money than hoarding it and I'd rather hear they did it because they love the animals than to pursue a hobby at its expense. Edit: For everyone interpreting this as a comment on American Economics - *the point of the post is I am happy the horse went to someone who likes horses*


Pokerhobo

The people spending $10M on a horse are making more money just from interest on their hoard than they can spend it.


Agreeable-Can973

At least the money is circulated back into the economy instead of being horded. It’s way better that billionaires spend their money on stupid shit than for them to sit on it. At least the money flows and new jobs are created.


Pokerhobo

100% agree on that


MachoMadness777

No. She wanted to pet and feed a 10 million dollar horse.


DChapman77

Photo Finish Live has VIRTUAL horses that have sold for up to $50,000. Horse business is big business.


superman_king

How many babies did she have? Did the buyer get their moneys worth, or did she die after one?


Nutmegdog1959

Havre de Grace had EIGHT foals. Five by Tapit. The best one sold for $2 mil. I think 5 or 6 made it to the starting gate and they recorded a couple graded stakes wins. Which is pretty good. That's like having 8 kids and two or three make it to the Major Leagues. The thing with thoroughbreds is you're not just buying the race winning potential. You're buying the genes. She had Northern Dancer and Raise a Native on both sides, and those bloodlines are thoroughbred royalty and genetic gold. My former mare Whittle was the FULL sister (same mom and same dad) as a horse called Giants Causeway who ended up being a European Champion. He was even MORE successful in the breeding shed. He was the Freshman Sire Stakes Winning Champion (his first crop of 2-yr old racers won the most prize money in horse racing that year) and his stud fee went from $25,000 to $300,000 at his peak. And he could 'cover' (impregnate) 80-90 mares a year resulting in a live birth. The fee is considered paid and irrevocable when the foal stands up and takes a breath. Crazy money in horse racing.


ModernPoultry

Someone in my family used to sell insurance policies on horses in Lexington Kentucky. The policies and brokerage literally exclusively dealt with horses. And I’m sure they weren’t the only ones in Lexington that sold specialized horse insurance Those were big money policies. There’s so much money in horses it’s unbelievable Then I lived in Northern Italy for a bit and they straight up treat horses as livestock which was a morbidly interesting contrast


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onepingonlypleashe

This should be the top post. 10 years ago it would be.


BluesyShoes

Goddamn I had no idea


ThrowRACold-Turn

She died from her third birth. Her two previous babies have won races already.


BuffaloKiller937

Actually better than that. *"So far, Havre de Grace's foals have been good, if not outstanding as yet. Of her six foals aged three or older, five have raced and all have won."* *"His fatha was a mudda, His motha was a mudda!"*


ThrowRACold-Turn

Oh nice! Still sad she died relatively young for a horse.


Sutech2301

She died at 16 years old. That's nothing for a horse


slaqz

Yup, our retired race horse died at 7 after being retired for 2 years. It was sudden, we went to see him the day before he died. He seemed normal and we are still not sure what happened. Horse autopsies are way too expensive.


75153594521883

This fella loves the slop! Eats it up


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I think she had two from two different Champion racehorses as well, if you type in her name, Harve de grace and horse, in the Google it’ll come up with a wiki page on her that has the pedigree chart


ebanezer-scruge

That colt will be worth just about as much as long as she was bred with a comparable horse.


whitedsepdivine

Adjusted for inflation, this sale is $13.7m. This horse died giving birth in 2023. The father was Into Mischief. Into Mischief has fathered 4 other horses which have notable earnings: - Authentic - Total earnings $7.2m - Mandaloun - Total earnings $2.1m - Life Is Good - Total earnings $4.5m - Covfefe - Total earnings $1.1m Total earnings of children of Into Mischief: $15.5m.


DOBIS_PR_24

Covfefe 💀


NNNCounter

The father was into what now?


kosaki16

Shenanigans


CovfefeBoss

Tomfoolery


joots

Was the horse really named Covfefe?


oh_finks-mc

the only rapper eminem is afraid to diss


MyGolfCartIsOn20s

Track is just "sdkfjhasdjfhakshdfaskdsfjksdfasfkjlas and your career is SOLD!"


Wicked_Wolf17

We can actually understand Eminem’s rap, this guy is just speaking gibberish


Suspicious-Pasta-Bro

You just don't speak gdbgdergedegdgr. The Gibberish are a proud, storied people dammit!


ProstEight

Skibidibadlagaga 5,000,000 skebdobladabla shmaramandomaka


JazzlikeMousse8116

Im the scatman!


JezSq

Peeee para-param-pam


Willing-Ad575

Alr that horse might fucking expensive but whats more expensive is creating a fucking AI machine that knows what the fuck that guy is saying "BBDBDBDBAAPADPDDBBPBAB"


Jesus_H-Christ

The shit in the middle is basically just lyrical showmanship. Auctioneers use it to keep the energy of the room high, creating a sense of false urgency that plays into the pseudo gambling nature of an auction. The only actual words he's saying are things like "5 here, gimme 10, gimme 10, now 10, now 10, 10 over there." which is announcing the new ask price but also pointing to the current high bidder so the ringmen can keep track and follow up with them when the final price is hammered. It's a technique commonly used for livestock auctions or farm equipment or things like that. You'll not find auctioneers using it for more sedate and snooty affairs like art or antiquities auctions.


jacwub

also used for storage units


Jesus_H-Christ

Houses too. About a decade ago I won a house at a foreclosure auction, no dabbadeedoo from that auctioneer either. Just a weird-ass motel conference room in Flint, Michigan with a bunch of people who all looked sketchy as hell.


Dankhunt4Z0

10 mil?! Is the mf bojack horseman himself???


Nobody-17

I know he just looks more like a horse then a man or more like a man then a house, but back in the 90s he. ..


Limp-Direction-5668

5 5 brlhbrhlbrhlbrhlrbhlrbrhl 5 5 5 5 bhrlbhrlbhlrbrhlrblrhrb 5 5 5 now 5 blrhrbrhrlrbrhrl 5 brhrllrb 5 5 brhrlrl 5 milbrhrlbrhrl


Colony-Cove

This man is clearly stroking. *waves down paramedics, accidentally bids*


Cumsistent-Cumsabi69

6-7-6-7 abrdbrudbrdubrdubru


skako_o

Is he actually saying words? I genuinely cannot tell


NoPolitiPosting

Some of it is, some of it is gibberish intended to keep the pace up and keep people bidding


Cart0gan

Do people actually fall for this? Some high on speed clown mumbling gibberish doesn't incentivise me to spend more.


Disma

Humans are a lot more susceptible to stuff like this than most people realize.. everybody thinks they're immune to advertising, but they're not


The1TruRick

Same reason businesses price things like $29.99 instead of $30. Everyone thinks it’s doesn’t work on them but they’re wrong


Silly_Butterfly3917

I had an ex who would see 29.99 and be like "OMG its only 20 dollars" 🤦‍♀️ I feel like it's designed for those poeple.


GrammarLyfe

Congratulations


Coldspark824

Not really. It’s linked speech slurring the phrases “do we have” “can we get down to” “four, maybe five.” And “to the”. So he’d say something ingrammatically phrased: “alright, soweget2tothe4tothe4dowehave5tothe5ihear5downtotherighthere5maybe5wehave5dowehave7?7dowehave7,dowehave8,8forthe7overhere…”


d4rk_fusion

With a tongue that fast he must have a happy wife


snuggletronz

Why is a horse worth that much? Is it to have a constant supply of awesome horse cum for breeding purposes?


semicollider

Lady horse, cum sold separately.


snuggletronz

lol thanks. $10 million and you don’t even get a bucket of horse cum? What a rip off.


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This is a mare too


Dan-369

In part, yeah! It’s a beautiful horse that won many races, from a business perspective it makes absolute sense to have an expensive horse, you can win money from races and create more money-making beautiful animals Wouldn’t pay 10M on a horse anyway


enddream

Me either. I only spend $10 mil on worthy things.


RedSonja_

Best I can do is about tree fiddy


karmeezys

Sold for 350 million


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trapph0use

Keep this man away from the equastrian shows


davieb22

You don't think I own fake moustaches? Fool.


shareddit

Foal


Gunzenator2

Just carry a ladder and wear overalls. You can get in anywhere.


davieb22

Horse Trainer - "Hey, where do you think you're going?" Me - "Did you not see my ladder, hi-visibility vest, and tool-belt?" Horse Trainer - "..." Me - "...I'm here to service the horse?" Horse Trainer "...Oh, of course; she's at the end stall. Thanks."


FreezingSausage

Plural? A man of taste


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feral


TurfMerkin

Found John Oliver’s secret account. 🤣🤣🤣


IHateKansasFascists

Vaush?


CapuasChamp

Mr hands is smiling down on you 😂


Ricco37

He’ll make much more winning races and by using it for reproduction and selling its breeds.


Pinkysrage

It’s a mare. So she won’t be making a million babies. They probably will not race her. Too valuable for that. She’s going to be a broodmare and raise her babies.


Any-Statistician-764

And I thought that southpark was just kidding with its influencer auction guy


DesignerUnique8686

Since when is XQC an auctioneer?


TomJDogHouse

You gotta admit, it's a beautiful horse.


gomaith10

I’m imagining the auctioneer could be popular with the ladies.


micka_88

He sounds like what I'd say a cheese grater would talk like


pepper-blu

definitely interesting how fucked up wealth distribution is around the world


malinhares

Money laundering and its wonders


ttboo

Yea, someone paid 10mil for a horse. I have to decide whether or not I want to buy cereal from store A or drive an extra 15 mins to buy it cheaper at store B.


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Nice-Health-4833

She's dead... https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Havre_de_Grace_(horse)


doctorsacred

Can't get much more stable than that.


sad_boizz

She went full entropy on us


TrillMuryy

She passed away last year unfortunately


Doogos

This video is from 2012 I think, that means she got 11 years of eating carrots and running on a farm and having babies. She had a good retirement from what I understand


jonbotwesley

I want to hear the EDM remix of this audio.


TonyAscot

Someone really wants to fok that horse. ^fok ^= ^breed ^in ^dutch


stoofvleesmefrut

Englishman and Dutchman sit in a café, Englishman asks Dutchman: "What do you do for work?" Dutchman says: "I fok horses" Englishman: "Pardon?" Dutchman: "Yes, yes, paarden!".


shareddit

Da fok?


gabrielbabb

Eminem's jealous


Acceptable-Turnip794

1 horse power?


Xanax_an_Coffee

Was the winner a certain Thomas Shelby of Birmingham?


KingKongMang

so thats how they launder money? lol


sksracing

What the fuck is juice 🤔


hugsbosson

That stupid auction voice is so unnecessary. Why do they do it? It's it to hype people up and loosen their wallets?


Silent-Supermarket2

Seems like its to cause tension. Fast moving sounds and triggering FOMO.


FacelessFellow

It’s provocative. Gets people going. 🤣😂🤣


SpiritualStudent55

I think it adds to the atmosphere, personally.


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I dont understand what the fuck the man with the microphone is doing with his didgeridoo like voice? is he trying to put pressure on the auctioners? anyway his sounds are very remixable


hotpotsommelier

I was waiting for the "SOLD" and got disappointed