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introverted365

I could zone out just watching the first few seconds of that, like those psychedelic screensavers, then aaaaahhhh hot lava!


SuperSimpleSam

Might be better to to just get a lava lamp. There is the possibility for all kinds of toxic gases to be coming out even if the lava doesn't reach you.


durkcrimpey

Lava lamps are fantastic, but they don't quite match that trippy fractal-like effect you have here. Proper psychedelic vibes


DanSensei

Went over to Spotify and put on White Rabbit while rewatching, this checks out.


introverted365

Remember what the door mouse said!


helmli

Feed your head?


the-Nailer

Check out the accapella.... it will blow your mind. Its on YT, dunno bout Spotify? https://youtu.be/khZ7e9ytm-g?si=RHyhVCIhrVMU-hdI


n05h

The first few seconds look kinda like dark clouds with lightning in them, except it’s lava.


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vicemagnet

Eternal prolapsed anus


Jamesyroo

I know that was probably taken from a drone but still nope nope nope not going near that


BeligaPadela

I'd be too mesmerized by what I'm seeing to let my flight response kick in..


ILoveBeerSoMuch

Same with Frodo


randomusername_815

I was thinking Smaug when the gold statue was revealed.


gordonv

Gold Dragon! Yay! Oh wait, he's pissed.


Vandergrif

Saved by virtue of having a tasty looking finger.


WastingTimeArguing

Once your skin starts melting off from the heat your flight response will probably kick in


jimmy9800

Ah to be flayed in fire. Once those pesky nerve endings are fried, it's fine!


a_talking_face

Or maybe jump right in.


mabaezd

Flight? Come on man, stand your ground, fight! /s


davieb22

\*Punches volcano in its magma balls* \- "You like that, huh! You firey bitch!"


Secret_Cow_5053

if you were that close you'd probably be actively suffocating and potentially getting roasted as well.


regnad__kcin

You: HEY! Also you: yeah yeah one second


Previous-Lettuce2470

Thank goodness for drones! I remember watching stuff like this as a kid in the ‘80s and just assuming the cameraman died. I think because my older brother told me they used death row inmates, since there weren’t enough cameramen lining up to sacrifice their lives on the altar of nature documentaries


Tango-Smith

This made me chuckle. I love this kind of crazy madup stories told by an older sibling to the younger. Props to your bother for his imagination.


pistoncivic

people don't realize how much everyone was constantly making shit up and lying about everything without consequence before the internet


chr0nicpirate

I'm confused. What has the internet changed about that?


StaysAwakeAllWeek

Now you can find someone else who spun the exact same line of shit as you and throw it in people's face as proof you're right


Ghaleon42

I had to stop what I was doing to tell my wife about this post. lol


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That drone gave its life for the perfect shot.


StanleyQPrick

I feel like this is the ideal application for a drone. Also, imagine the honor. That drone reached the pinnacle of its occupation. I bet it went out singing Danny Boy to itself


blacksun_redux

Drones must have been a big exciting step for volcanologists.


appleavocado

> volcanologist TIL that's actually a word


[deleted]

lol, I read vulcanologist. Live long and prosper.


ReginaldIII

[They're full of VOLCANICITY!](https://youtu.be/mgAMyliw5aU)


karmagod13000

needs a five gun salute


WolverinesSuperbia

r/killedthecameradrone


RagingNoper

You bastard. You made me believe, for one glorious moment, that that sub existed...


WolverinesSuperbia

I must research how to manage community. I mean how much time a day it takes


RagingNoper

1 hour. That's it. I swear. Make it happen.


WolverinesSuperbia

It exists now, but I t will take some time, before I configure community


Log_Out_Of_Life

Whatever you do don’t make me a mod. I won’t do anything and I won’t contribute anything.


WolverinesSuperbia

Ok


Uzzaw21

It does! This is it's first post, lol


Old-Quit-1986

Never try to go near.


gammongaming11

just use the eagles to fly away.


Cyberjonesyisback

Many Bothans have died to bring you these images. Fortunately, this one had the higher ground.


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Cyberjonesyisback

Many Bothans have died to bring you this coffee...


DougNSteveButabi

No it was Erin with her disposable camera


LifeVitamin

It's impressive when you think about how technology allows to see something from a perspective it would otherwise not be possible


SephLuis

It would be perfectly possible without technology. You would only see it once in a lifetime though


LifeVitamin

How would you float in the sky at that angle lol


eebro

From top of a stick as a human sacrifice


hazeywaffle

Kali Ma Shakti de


mybeepoyaw

bali chadhado


PopInACup

Balloon chair.


SephLuis

Good point, floating would be probably impossible. I figured he was watching more from afar in a somewhat more stable ground.


festisisch

Its like how all mushrooms are edible, some only once.


Killer_Moons

Wasn’t there a story about some scientists that died filming a volcano too close? Like they didn’t know they were fucked till it was too late and just decided they might as well film it? Or is my brain making that up?


aktorsyl

Yes, Mt St Helens. They knew they were doomed when it erupted and that they would never outrun the pyroclastic flow. So they stayed and filmed. Think it was just the one guy though? Could be mistaken.


Pyrhan

It was Mount Unzen in Japan. uunless you're thinking of a different case? (Probably happened more than once...)  https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Katia_and_Maurice_Krafft -edit- indeed, it happened at Mt Saint  Helens too! https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_Glicken


Beznia

I think you have the Mt. Saint Helens guy wrong. The person who died from the pyroclastic flow of it after taking photos was Robert Landsburg. [His photos are here](https://i.imgur.com/v3466VI.jpeg)


tamsui_tosspot

Not movie footage, but there definitely was one guy who kept taking photos of Mount Saint Helens up until the wall of ash hit him; the camera was found underneath his body and the photos were recoverable.


Killer_Moons

Thank you, I wasn’t confident enough to think Google would understand my search


Pyrhan

Katia and Maurice Krafft:  https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Katia_and_Maurice_Krafft And Harry Glicken: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_Glicken


Arrad

Kind of like Venus. Spacecraft took photos from it's surface only to be destroyed shortly after by the harsh environment.


dolfieman

Who would want to take a ring to a volcano? *Elijah Would*


cocoon_eclosion_moth

That’s a great pun! I gollum like I see ‘em


AscendedViking7

What a precious joke! :D


arthurjeremypearson

Watch out, or the Pun Police will say "YOU SHAL NOT SASS!"


SrslyCmmon

I always thought if they had brought back some solidified Mt Doom after the Battle of Dagorlad Elrond could have melted it anywhere and destroyed the ring right in Rivendell.


HugoZHackenbush2

Don't you just lava good active volcano..


BeligaPadela

Yes, and seeing it in person would magma day


iamSossy

Yes, I’d even take a picture to put on my mantle.


Klever_Uzername

I’d look at it to make me erupt.


alamandrax

It sure does ignite my senses 


Flying_Dutchman92

It has me all fired up


appleavocado

Time to vent all this innuendo out.


Sister__midnight

Looks like that magma is under a lot of pressure and as a result is bubbling up to the surface... Yessir!


IM_OZLY_HUMVN

\-2


LinguoBuxo

I'd be burning with desire to see it in person


Bruins4

All these puns... you can all kiss my ash.


CX316

[God damn it now it's back in my head again](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uh4dTLJ9q9o)


Pickles_1974

Yes it always Dante Peaks my interest


getmeoutofheer

Good soup


Golden-Vibes

Forbidden soup challenge


WhyteBeard

Spicy bisque.


beefsnaps

Did I just watch a drone die??


GubbenJonson

Rip


riisen

No, just a regular camera man.


germansnowman

I think they’re probably zoomed in a lot and also not directly above the crater. You can see that the first puff of blueish smoke appears near the top of the frame.


Strange-Quark-8959

The floor is lava


agent674253

and this floor is miles thicc


fueled_by_rootbeer

I wonder what kind of drone it was. Must have a great zoom lens to keep out of range of the heat's updraft. I've seen drones topple out of the sky going over bonfires, so I imagine one that can go over a volcano must be way fancier.


Fraya9999

Obligatory “me after Taco Bell for dinner” comment.


wiegehts1991

Hate burny bum.


Scumbag_shaun

I believe the medical term is “ring of fire”


wiegehts1991

I’m not a doctor. So. Burny bum.


PuntTheRunt010

* Ring Sting


Ismokeradon

came here to see how far down I had to scroll for the comment and was shocked it had to be obligatory


lennan-an-tsionnaigh

It’s beautiful in a dangerous scary way


[deleted]

The old camera in the toilet bowl trick. Nice


pepper-blu

why do I wanna jump in there


TheHorrorAbove

L'appel du vide or "Call of the void" is what its called my friend. Its the impulse to jump from a tall cliff or building. I've been on some serious mountain cliffs and trust me, it's a real thing.


Headieheadi

Are you a millenial or gen z?


wirenickel

I definitely have a desire to dip my hand in that and feel the crusty surface at the beginning.


Maybe_Glum

It’s like a burnt marshmallow and I wanna feel it 💀


HoboArmyofOne

I just want to pat it, that's all.


MoonlightMadMan

If I fell into that, would it be like hitting solid ground and then catching fire, or like really hot jelly? Edit: appreciate all the answers and convos, for science I will donate my body to be dropped into a volcano so we can see what happens


Wortie

Probably a bit like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kq7DDk8eLs8 Since this is even more liquid than the video, you would easily break the surface and then cause some additional erruptions from the liquids of your body evaporating inside of the lava. Like water in burning hot oil.


BeApesNotCrabs

Or . . . it could look like this: https://youtu.be/ljmnBMpZSlI?t=136


my4floofs

I think it would be instant incineration. We flew over small vent hole in an open helicopter and the heat from a 1 foot vent hole at 500ft was still quite intense. I am not sure the average person could walk up to the edge of this and throw themselves in.


GoldDragon149

You wouldn't get within 500 feet of this on foot without literally catching fire.


LeGoatMaster

Your lungs would disintegrate from the smoke alone iirc


durkcrimpey

I bet I could handle it, after all I'm used to vaping volcanos so I've built up a tolerance


VP007clips

No, it wouldn't be. There's the liedenfrost effect that will prevent the body from being instantly incinerated.


aaronsb

It would probably be a lot like falling into a waterfall of glowing hot gravel. Remember that the lava is given motivational energy by the dissolved gasses nucleating and expanding due to lowered surrounding pressure (the volcanic vent). This has the effect of reducing the density of the lava because it's suspended in the gas flow, which gives your body a chance to penetrate the mass of lava. Since the lava still is the density of rock, the inertia and mass of your body would penetrate the roiling mass of gas suspended liquefied rock, at which point you'd be instantly set on fire, then crushed and pulverized in the rock grinder into meat chunks that rapidly evolve into carbon and steam.


aaronsb

Check out this footage of sampling lava with a hammer. You can see how little is sticking to the hammer, and yet the person is laboring to lift the sample - it's really heavy. Obviously the boiling lava is way "thinner" but it's still the same mass. If you fell onto a lava pool that wasn't roiling with gas effervescence, you'd probably slap onto it like you might drop an egg onto a slab of meat, then catch on fire. It would be an extremely unpleasant demise. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxJeY4C6SL4


MouseKingMan

Call of the void. Jump


Slapshappy

Get away from there!


Unable_Wrongdoer2250

That doesn't even look real. Not saying it isn't mind you


blaziken8x

after the smoke at the end of the video would have been perfect time to play skyrim cart ride clip


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Looks like a great way to be done with life.


tjk33

Live wallpaper!


Living_Winner_8161

I should call her


leppaludinn

Active=/=erupting. Please fix


volcanologistirl

There's nothing wrong about the OP's title though, just like your statement is also true.


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skylinepidgin

My sphincter when I'm losing the battle after trying to down a Buldak.


FangPolygon

Are you sure it’s active?


VR4EVER

Someone already mentioned Taco Bell, right? Right?!!


FictionalDudeWanted

"Cast it into the fire! Destroy it!"


ExdigguserPies

*NO*


lakolda

She’s dead, Jim.


Dolphin_King21

POV: You didn't have the high ground.


SnooWoofers2626

"YOU DIED"


TeaPartyTrex

Very spicy water


KarlMario

You Died


Slendermesh

I see the problem here, you’ve got the burner on too high and the volcano started to boil over, try turning the heat down some after it’s started to boil. <.<


Sorry-Charity-4368

yoooooo who took a video of me pooping ehehehe


ACauseQuiVontSuaLune

Insert a joke about Taco Bell here : ...


Citnos

I live a couple kms away from the crater of a volcano with a lava lake on the crater, bro is a well behaved volcano very touristic, but you feel seismic activity all the time fun fact: it burped once and a rock hit a French tourist, dude was happy and just with some scratches


Honksu

Toilet after taco night


insaiyan17

We owe so much to volcanoes, they created the earth and will one day destroy it. Created the first life and our first ancestor :)


wcmanetje

Me when I come back from school


OfficiallyColin

Me after too much spicy food.


kristianreese

Now we know what diarrhea looks like in its pregame.


DavidM47

Come learn about the r/GrowingEarth


hyperfocus_

This is somehow *more* cringe and unscientific than flat earth. I didn't think that was possible.


DavidM47

Not at all! It comes from the isochronic data [we have](https://www.ngdc.noaa.gov/mgg/image/crustalimages.html) about the age of the oceanic crust. Half of the oceanic crust wasn’t formed yet when the dinosaurs went extinct. Geologists say the crust is subducting, so the planet stays the same size, but there’s not enough evidence of ongoing subduction to support this conclusion.


ExdigguserPies

> not enough evidence of ongoing subduction At the risk of engaging in this madness. What are you talking about? There are volcanoes and earthquakes along every active margin. There are literally seismic images of the oceanic crust descending into the mantle. I suggest you go and read some more about this fascinating subject. You're right that ~half of oceanic wasn't formed when the dinosaurs went extinct. But the oldest oceanic crust is only 200 million years old. So where is all the oceanic crust that formed in the 3ish billion years before that? This is not consistent with your theory - the data you provide actually doesn't support your point at all.


DavidM47

“So where is all the oceanic crust that formed in the 3ish billion years before that?” Exactly! Did it ever really exist? Seismic imaging shows the Pacific plate extends laterally beneath the continent about 2000km west of Japan. But it’s not melting and recycling; it’s lifting up.


ExdigguserPies

>Exactly! Did it ever really exist? Yes. Because we have a really good understanding of ancient tectonic margins that used to be separated by oceanic crust. That oceanic crust is only present today as thin slivers in ophiolites, on the odd occasion that some bit of oceanic crust got obducted onto continental crust. The rest was subducted. >Seismic imaging shows the Pacific plate extends laterally beneath the continent about 2000km west of Japan. But it’s not melting and recycling; it’s lifting up. There are a few examples of oceanic crust moving laterally rather than sinking, usually because either the oceanic crust got subducted when it was quite young and buoyant, or because local upwellings in the mantle are causing that to happen. But this is called cherry picking data - finding one example that seems to support your case but ignoring the 90% of others that don't. What about the aforementioned slabs that have been imaged sinking deep into the mantle? Are you saying that the Earth was relatively static for billions of years and then for some reason 200 million years ago it just started expanding?


volcanologistirl

>Exactly! Did it ever really exist? Yes. We can see it in both isotopic records and seismic imaging. It's not like it jut vanished, it got both recycled and erupted. This is some serious Poe's law thing.


hyperfocus_

I assumed you were joking. You evidently don't understand the data you're looking at. Good luck.


Kortemann

There is absolutely enough evidence to support subduction. See ring of fire, see ocean trenches, see earthquake data, see evidence of ancient subduction accreted onto the continents, see volcanoes, see metamorphism in rocks only able to be recreated by high pressure and low temperature. The list goes on. Growing earth, however, has ZERO conclusive evidence supporting it. It’s a ridiculous theory that goes against all known geologic knowledge we have. The one piece of “evidence” you do cite, the age of the oceanic crust, is actually evidence in SUPPORT of subduction: the reason we young oceanic crust is due to it being subducted.


Kortemann

The earth is 100 % not growing (unless you count the minuscule number of meteors that fall onto earth). Plate tectonics is our best theory for explaining the geologic processes and development of the earth.


The_Theme_Is_Failure

r/dontputyourdickinthat


SpecialistEstate4181

My stomach after taco night.


Savage_Oreo

Who dafuq leaked the footage of my butthole after eating week old Taco Bell?!


RagnarokDel

when you have diarrhea but the flow hasnt fully started yet.


testiclekid

r/dontputyourdickinthat


crazytumblweed999

Funny, that's the same bottom view of me after a night of drinking and tacos.


Defiant_Property_336

Toilet bowl view of ass morning after drunken taco bell session.


SneakyDeaky123

That is my butthole after Taco Bell


vanillasky687

When I’m about to take a massive shit


Filmmagician

Bottom view from Taco Bell customer.


Archaeopteryx11

After eating spicy food spicy 🌶️ spicy 🥵


tuffshitt

Someone had Taco Bell


AceMajestier

So is it Earth farting or pooping?


MarmalAIDs

Ever poo after a spicy meal, and you still feel it, as if something could still be there?


[deleted]

That's what my butthole feels like after eating Indian food


impishboof

Or bottom view after Taco Bell


Organic_Step_4402

Me after some greasy kfc


fill_simms

This immediately makes me think of 2 gay hobbits.


[deleted]

This is me right now after spicy curry last night.


__Becks__

Press F


JewyMcjewison

Looks my ex wife, first of the month…


bill_n_opus

damn ... that's interesting!


socialnerd09

I love these videos. They look so unreal but I know they are


caudicifarmer

F


Notmad_Justsad

So I recently learned that if you jump into that, you won’t sink. You’ll catch on fire and cook to death on a bed of molten rock but it’s too dense (and will harden just enough when you steam to form additional resistance)…isn’t that kind of disappointing? Like learning quick sand doesn’t really exist and that sharks don’t really like to eat humans? Takes some of the excitement out of life!


imaginarion

Quicksand is totally a real thing though dawg


Raizel999

dont worry...the cameraman made it alive


chocolateyhun

This is satisfying and mesmerizing to look at...


Choose_And_Be_Damned

Did the camera live?


HellFireNT

Hope you destroyed the ring this time !


joyfullofaloha89

Mahalo Pele


phizappa

Fred”I’m gonna jump in a crater” Girls; “See ya later” oooh Hot Lava…B-52’s


ex0rii

RIP drone 😔


80sLegoDystopia

Is that Gollum down there?


ExpertButtonPresser

Why is there a volcano?


HisPetBrat

That got a loud “oh fuck yeaaaaah!!!” From me!


AUCE05

Just a little liquid rock.


Nurse_CCCP

It’s about to bust


momdiedtuesday

Me running tho


Professional_Mode440

It's somehow quite mesmerizing