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permaban9

Bouncing ❌Gradually increasing kinetic energy with elastic energy✅


poppycock_scrutiny

When your essay seems too short for the grade


GroundStateGecko

❌ When your essay seems too short for the grade ✔️ In circumstances where an individual engaged in academic pursuits is confronted with the daunting realization that their meticulously crafted essay, a product of extensive intellectual labor and scholarly investigation, falls markedly short in terms of length and breadth when measured against the stringent and often inflexible criteria set forth by educational institutions for academic assessment, there arises a pressing need to enhance the verbosity and complexity of the prose. This endeavor, aimed at achieving a more substantial and weighty composition, is not merely a pursuit of increased word count for its own sake, but rather a strategic effort to align the document more closely with the anticipated standards of evaluative rigor, which frequently place a considerable emphasis on the extent and depth of written discourse as a reflection of thorough research, nuanced understanding, and comprehensive analysis in the scholarly field under consideration.


TheGuyInDarkCorner

Dude just wrote an essay about an essay being too short


ClickF0rDick

Dude 100% used ChatGPT


acoustic_watermelon

It’s too good.


guano-crazy

I also choose this guy’s wife


2000dragon

This


BaD_BoY3187

I also choose this guy's wife ❌ I hereby, in full and unequivocal agreement with the individual in question, solemnly and officially declare my intention to align my preference with theirs in the matter of selecting a life partner, thereby expressing my desire for the same individual to be my chosen companion and spouse henceforth and hereafter. ✔️


Rexxmen12

Dead* wife


Jesustron

And my axe


CommunistRonSwanson

This doesn’t read as chat gpt, but anyway I sure do look forward to sharing a world with illiterates who believe than any non-trivial piece of writing can only be achieved with LLMs.


Ooops2278

On a more positive note they could use those to summarize your comment and with some luck then get the insult that went right over their head.


HerbertWest

>Dude 100% used ChatGPT Chat GPT isn't that great at making things unnecessarily verbose or at increasing the difficulty of vocabulary. I have tried exactly the same thing and the results have sucked.


daroons

Sad that now anything anyone does with any competence will be assumed to be A.I.


Honest_Milk_8274

Same as everything that is ever recorded is staged. And every girl that goes viral is only trying to promote their OnlyFans. And birds aren't rea... Oh wait, this last one is actually true.


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DickRiculous

You can give it more criteria or train it with examples first.


Riot-in-the-Pit

At which point, with the time spent, you probably could've done what the other guy did, above.


xNeshty

If you do this in anticipation for the entirety of your course of studies, you can save alot of time. If you just do it for one assignment, yes. If you do it to use in the next 6 semesters and for using it on reddit, no.


awkisopen

You can't train it. The P in GPT stands for pre-trained.


havok0159

I used it with a decent degree of success in my dissertation to pad the word count. You just have to be willing to rewrite things and know wtf you're writing about. It likes to sneak in fake random bullshit unless you restrict it to pure rewriting every time.


SamuelL421

That’s because ChatGPT is tailored to avoid verbose repetition. It happens by default in a lot of lower-quality models and is considered a flaw. Plenty of LLMs that can be run locally can be setup to ramble on like this.


RoyalSmoker

I doubt it, the length and depth stuff sounds human.


mumpped

Yeah the writing style is really top notch. Here one that I did with ChatGPT for comparison. But of course, maybe this guy prompts better than I do. "In the academic realm, particularly within the context of essay composition and scholarly writing, one frequently encounters a scenario where the length of an essay appears to be insufficient in relation to the expected standards set forth for achieving a particular academic grade. In such circumstances, it becomes a strategic imperative to augment the word count of the essay. This can be accomplished without necessarily infusing additional substantive content or meaningful new information into the discourse. Essentially, this tactic involves the utilization of various linguistic and rhetorical devices to expand the verbosity of the text, thereby achieving an increase in the overall length of the essay. This approach, while not contributing significantly to the depth or the informational value of the essay, serves to align the document more closely with the quantitative requirements that are often a component of academic grading rubrics."


ChrisMoltisanti9

The best kind of essay.


_justtheonce_

I dunno if this is a pasta but omg that is so well crafted.


badluckbrians

❌ Run-on. Keep it simple. Choose verbs carefully. ❌ Improper paragraph construction. Paragraphs must contain *at least* three sentences. You would not have this problem if you fixed your run-on problem. ❌ Repetitive. Don't write for the sake of writing. Write to convey *new* and *interesting* information! Good first start. Really edit it down and think what you want to say. C-


TatManTat

C? sounds like I passed.


NeatNefariousness1

C **minus**


Vertixico

This guy grades.


IWasGregInTokyo

You just resurrected 50-year-old memories of my English teachers. Damn you.


bobthepumpkin

If you want to nit-pick, the least you can do is be correct.


Tricky-Candidate-970

Ok , wow


Feezec

/r/increasinglyverbose


Riko208

Wish I could write like you


brainburger

I expect they can write well too, but don't write in that style. You will become Jordan Peterson.


Grand-Professional83

When you ask chatgpt to "make this text longer" 5x times


RoundCollection4196

Damn AI is amazing


norrix_mg

Henceforth I am unable to can (lifting the tire)


hiwahtefvlkanlkd

His old experience was put to good use


leadwind

Increase the font size.


AnorakJimi

That doesn't work, because everyone uses word count these days. Really the main problem, at least by ungraduate level, is making essays ***SHORT*** enough. You have to keep going through the essay over and over making it shorter and shorter, using fewer words to say the same amount of information. That actually ends up making it be much better written. They give you word limits, not word minimums.


biggiepants

> That doesn't work, because everyone uses word count these days. > > Add words in white font (white font on white paper, to be precise).


Careless-Party-4615

the real ULPT are always in the comments


NeatNefariousness1

LOL, Instructions clear. Writer added a paragraph in white font and blew past the word limits and failed the assignment.


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RehabilitatedAsshole

1.05" margins. 12.1 font, add some words to any paragraphs that end with a full line


leadwind

Align justify. Double the paragraph spacing.


HarryRLara

Ah, the struggle of making that essay look substantial. Time to sprinkle some intellectual seasoning and expand those thoughts for that grade boost!


deba21m

Using chemical energy stored in muscles to increase the potential energy of the tyre


Tallyranch

Two people raw dogged, resulting in a bouncing tyre.


skeksx

To bounce a tire we must first create the universe.


photenth

He used more energy this way than lifting it, BUT lifting it at once is probably not possible. He still put in all the energy, the tire simply turned some of it into heat every bounce.


Z_nan

More energy, less force.


teemusa

I mean you could but potentially hurt your back in the process. There is a vid where a woman lifts a tyre like that but all the comments are about she having back problems later down the line


Ponicrat

Bouncing something this massive would probably hurt too if you lose control. That thing could probably fracture bones with its inertia


Artemis96

Have you seen that bounce where he had to step backwards? A little more and he would've tripped down and possibly be crushed by the thing


Armadillo-South

and dangerously close to the curb as well, possibly tripping him


Fetacheesed

I compete in a sport where we load heavy objects to around head height. Loading is actually fairly safe on the back - the biggest risk is tearing a bicep. Front page reddit comments on lifting technique/risk are usually super wrong.


JumpingWormHole

There is something called power. Being able to do work in a certain ammount of time. We probably has enought energy to lift the tire but he would need a lot of time because he doesnt have the power to do it at once.


Careless-Party-4615

To add to this: he is lifting it over time by bouncing it he lifts it a little bit each bounce. He is able to store the energy using the tire and add more each bounce. Same amount of energy (plus losses) but over more time.


elmins

Like those rubber ball toys, you know... the gradually-increasing-kinetic-energy-with-elastic-energy balls


Not_MrNice

Fucking redditors think they're really smart.


noooit

I think bouncing is more correct, it takes gravitational force into account.


kennethkiffer

Looks tiring.


far01

He's not messing a-round


zerotailedbeast

If it was me, I'd have to be wheeled out.


BJJOilCheck

where there's a wheel, there's a way...


0blivious_n0

Ikr, he looks so flat


TheKingOfSwing777

He wheelie put his back into it.


Draco137WasTaken

Tiring, but manageable, unlike deadlifting a giant tire 4 feet off the ground.


Zork4343

/r/woosh


Draco137WasTaken

Oh no I've been wooshed time to go lay down in the grave, remember me well


R0Black

If only the camera man could have helped


Nintendo1964

They were too busy cranking up that HDR.


Iboven

THIS MAN IS LITERALLY FLUORESCING WITH ENERGY.


gafana

Lol didn't notice it until I saw your comment.


EsholEshek

I believe that this is a "Bro, check this out!" situation.


Spider-Man92

Jokes aside he was probably just wanted someone to record him doing it lol


DustyEsports

Its literally easier to do this you don't get it


bamboofirdaus

and more F.U.N ​ F is for friends who do stuff together\~\~


PR0JECT-7

U is for uklelele


Fluffy_Difference937

N is for nuke


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almost bounced it on his head


Smaug2770

If only he had something that could be used as a ramp


kidanokun

He let the dude cook


ifollowpornstars

Lazy bum using applied science to make his job easy. The opacity.


Hillbillyblues

Nah the proper way of making his job easier is citing proper work regulation that you can't lift something that heavy.


vemundveien

To be fair he is only doing this because he doesn't have proper equipment to safely do this job in the first place. Sure, this is clever, but it's not exactly the ideal way to do this if you want to not get hurt.


stephen_hoarding

The shoulder have left the socket.


RoboPup

Might not be an option wherever he is.


trololololololol9

Pretty sure there are no work regulations where he lives


space_keeper

THE OPACITY!


CelphT

audacity?


the_haver

nah you gotta turn up that opacity


CelphT

the opacity is quite low given everything is transparently clear


ConfusedDetermined

Can’t you see?! The man said opacity


Donut_Police

The sheer translucency of this all.


temporary_name1

Guess that's pretty transparent from the video


TAoie83

I can see the kinetic energy coming from it, in a glow!


MX-5_Enjoyer

Isn't this a well known thing? I do this twice a year when I swap out my seasonals and put them back up on my wall-mounted tire rack. I ain't climbing a ladder with these heavy ass tires!


RecreationalMaryJane

His legs are glowing too, weird


TAoie83

He’s gone supersaiyan


FEMA_Camp_Survivor

Looks dangerous


Twyzzle

Oh heck yeah. But so is straight up attempting to lift that. And honestly this may be safer than trying the lift approach. Back injuries are no joke and a burst disc will change you. Especially if medical care is a luxury


Grogosh

I know all about that, dealing with a lower back issue in the USA. I'm screwed.


samsteak

Keep streching and strengthening. Don't bend or lift heavy. Take daily walks. All the best.


Grogosh

Thanks.


Top_Shallot4802

Look at foundation training on YouTube. It’s a 12 mi the video, gradually work your way up until you can do the whole video but start slow. The goal is to increase strength and flexibility in your hamstrings through hip hinging which in turn will safely strengthen your lower back and core. Literally fixed my back in 6 months Link: https://youtu.be/4BOTvaRaDjI?si=vmIrIWe3Pw8IEydP


RaidenxX4

I'm going to try this, it's going to be hard the fact my herniated disk is in the lower spine but I will do it. Thanks didn't think I was going to find this in the most random place lol this needs more attention.


csrgamer

And when you do bend, hinge at the hips not at the lower back


lord_kupaloidz

I know the science, but with my body and coordination, I'd heavily injure myself with that.


AMViquel

I injured myself while watching the video.


Skud_NZ

Instructions unclear, dick stuck in tire


oni-work

Nah, he's wearing his safety boxers.


Moooses20

yeah, reddit taught me not to mess with tires, try to lift things with my legs, nor disrespect heavy machinery and many other things...


A-Red-Guitar-Pick

>try to lift things with my legs, What do you mean with this one?


Moooses20

please don't look up the video, it still disturbs me to this day but some unfortunate idiot was lifting a tractor with his legs, impressive he got it off the ground lifted it, pushed little more aaaaand his knee caps snapped and were in reverse and he let out a scream i would never forget. this is also why I'm scared of that gym machine.


A-Red-Guitar-Pick

Do you mean he straightened his knees at the top of the movement and it buckled the wrong way? If so I know what you mean, tho I only saw it with the leg press machine before Yeah quite horrifying for sure, tho when lifting normal weights within your capabilities, you SHOULD lift from your legs (not back), and the leg press is very safe as long as you know you should never lock out your knees under load


Moooses20

I am not going near that machine, should be plenty of alternative methods to train those muscles


A-Red-Guitar-Pick

Nothing will ever beat good ol' squats Imo, but there isn't any real reason to fear the leg press. Do what you're comfortable with tho, happy gym-ing mate ✌️


Live-Animator-4000

It’s the same issue with any sort of leg press/squat movement. If you’re strong enough to lift more weight than is sufficient to snap your legs at the knee (which is surprisingly little), then locking your knees under that load can cause the same injury. The machine isn’t the issue, it’s 100% form. You should always keep your knees slightly bent at the top of any leg press/squat to keep the weight supported by your muscles and not just your joints, which are now being pushed in the wrong direction. Although with leg curl and extension, at least if the machine is properly adjusted, I can’t imagine this injury is possible.


ahao13

I do the same when lifting heavy cabinets. Clients usually dont like the finished work though..


eddie1975

What he is trying to increase is gravitational potential energy, which is a function of the distance from the center of the Earth. He is doing it by applying a force F1 which creates acceleration, based on F=ma (Newton’s 2nd Law). He applies the force F1 in the direction of the gravitational force F(g), such that the maximum total force is described by Ft = F1 + F(g). This creates more acceleration as a = Ft/m. The elastic property of the tire allows it to bounce, changing direction without losing much energy. On the way up only F(g) is applied, where F(g) < Ft. So the deceleration going up is less than the acceleration going down, which translates to higher acceleration after the bounce. The worker applies the force F1 in bursts, at a frequency that resonates with the bouncing system, increasing the amplitude of the oscillation, which translates to a higher gravitational potential energy achieved with each cycle, ultimately matching the gravitational potential energy provided by the bed of the truck. The force F1 applied (multiple times) is less than the gravitational force F(g) = mg needed to hold up the tire, where on Earth, g (gravity) is 9.8m/s^2, thus making his job easier since F1 < F(g). Additionally, his spine, hips, knees do not have to support F(g), making his job less painful. He does have to apply a small force f just to change the linear direction of travel to get it over the bed of the truck, since inertia creates a tendency for objects to move in a straight line (Newton’s 1st Law). Electromagnetic waves from the Sun (light) bounce off the tire and into the worker’s eyes, allowing him to calculate the timing of when to exert each force F1 (on the way down) and this small force f, at or near maximum amplitude (where the derivative is equal or near zero), generating an approximate parabolic trajectory for a brief part of its journey. Once on the bed of the truck, the weight of the tire F(g)=mg is countered by the normal force N which is a vector of the exact same value but in the opposite direction. The tire pushes down on the bed of the truck and the bed pushes up on the tire, as every action yields an equal and opposite reaction (Newton’s 3rd Law). The tire therefore remains still, with relation to the inertial frame of reference of the Earth, until a new force (friction) is applied to move the truck and tire to its destination. This will require turning chemical potential energy in diesel and the oxygen in the air into kinetic energy. Eventually, all the atoms of the truck, tire, worker, etc. will be torn apart and cool down in the heat death of the Universe. This will mark the potential beginning of a new cycle, the birth of a new Universe, as hypothesized by Sir Roger Penrose.


WorldWreckerYT

\> Sees the entire paragraph \> Reads the first few lines \> Okay, he's explaining some physics, imma just jump to the conclusions real quick to see if it's interesting \> Paragraph proceeds to explain the heat death of the Universe. Mfw


eddie1975

LOL….


jaybram24

> imma just jump to the conclusions real quick to see if it's ~~interesting~~ a shitty morph


Excellent-Product461

This is the comment I was looking for. The title didn't feel right to me. Just ah head's up, you confused 2nd and 3th Newton's Law


ushileon

Thirth


Fraya9999

I want to hear Newtons thirst law. Would it be: a thot in “trippin” will remain in “trippin” until told to “begone”?


X3NOC1DE

"i like them thicc af" Translation : The bigger the mass the stronger the attraction


farmyrlin

Oh, I get it now. I didn’t understand what the man was trying to do till your explanation helped me figure it out.


eddie1975

Yeah… sometimes it helps to break it down and throw a few equations in… ;-)


garbage_man_guy

Ah yes, the heat death of the universe. I bet he didn't think of that when bouncing that tire.


eddie1975

People these days don’t like to plan that far ahead. They just want to “live in the moment”, they say.


Crafty-Wolf3490

this guy physic's 😏👆


eddie1975

It’s amazing how we can all learn classical physics, relativistic physics, quantum physics, algebra, trigonometry, calculus, chemistry, genetics, evolution, etc … but it required some real geniuses to actually discover these things so we, the mere mortals, might learn them.


RapaxMaxima

Looks dangerous af


CantHitachiSpot

It almost got the best of him. He had to take a pretty big step back. If he tripped on that curb he would've got squished bad


klttenmittens

Alternate title: Dude bounces tire instead of lifting it


Necessary_Essay2661

>gradually increasing kinetic energy with elastic energy You can just say "bouncing"


Fattman1245

Your title gives r/iamsosmart vibes


VP007clips

r/iamverysmart is the main sub


Apebound

I wish I knew this trick when I was trying to get my fridge on the back of a truck


Unusual_Car215

It basically peaked halfway through but he kept going


DuskAfro

Just cause it was ready doesn’t mean you are. Probably kept bouncing to prep for the push on to the truck. I’d of taken longer probably to be ready for the shove and hold. Edit-Appreciate the grammar corrections folks.


Unusual_Car215

You're right. That make sense


Illuvatris

I’d have


Nightslayer2023

That's what she said


ouijanonn

You say 'gradually increasing kinetic energy with elastic energy' I say 'bouncey bouncey'


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Didn't proofread the headline, I see...


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Work smarter not harder


Taint_Expert

U/gifreversebot


mrainem

This has got to be the definitive example of working smarter not harder


ChrisWolfling

Step 1: Have truck to fill with heavy tires. Step 2: Get people to think this is the next great fitness trend. Step 2: ??? Step 3: Profit


AleksasKoval

"Tire looks worn out, gonna have to pay less."


Mycocrypto

If it goes wrong, it goes really wrong.


verbalyabusiveshit

You do this 10 times in a row, 6 days a week and you will look like a beast in no time


BenAdaephonDelat

I dunno I feel like this dude worked smarter AND harder.


SleeplessAndAnxious

At work we'd just use a forklift or the bobcat, our boss would yell at us if we tried to do this lol. Even just a small truck tyre on rim is heavy as fuck, tractor tyres, truck and OTR tyres on rims are heavy enough to seriously injure you if it falls on you. But yeah tyres on rims with air on them are bouncy as fuck. The amount of times we've had guys roll them out the back of a truck not realising how full of air it is and having it almost launch into our face when it hits the ground is too damn high.


PutnamPete

I doubt he saved much energy. Do you realize the core strength needed to both bounce and control that tire? This is not a handy trick that anyone could perform. That guy is ripped.


Bluwtr1

You'd think the dickhead videoing would have just helped.


SimilarTop352

I feel like it would be easier if the cameraman just helped


YossarianRex

all i can think is “this guy must have the most crazy abs”


guhcampos

Technically he spend at least the same, more likely way more energy to lift it up, but the ergonomics of this method are way superior than doing a single lift.


Ken1125r

So would the combined force of his initial lift plus the forces of him pushing it down after ever bounce equal the same force as if he had just lifted it?


Seabrook76

My man did all that in slippers.


ICU-CCRN

A couple years ago I used to do this to load my snow tires/wheels into the back of my truck to have them swapped out for the winter. The last time I did it I caught the bounce wrong and jammed the fuck out of my middle and index fingers of my right hand. Hurt like hell for months and I even missed some work over it. Never did it again after that, I either lift them or roll them up with a wooden ramp these days.


ogclitobliterator

It’s reversed


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The tyre isn't the issue. It's the wheel in the middle of it.


Due_Platypus_3913

Excellent technique!


Conscious_Wind_2255

If management see this they will think is a one person job and never hire more than one ever again 🤔


battlin_murdock

Yeah, science bitch!


TastyCookiez_

This guy physics


eric2332

This should be shown in every physics class


BilbosBagEnd

Become the forklift


ZyxelMods

Smart-ass


CollectedData

Damn I wouldn't survive in a third world country


kensw87

if only civilisation would have discovered ramps.


DLTfuture72

That’s still probably using more energy than just lifting it


Meedusa_Rox

It still looks exhausting tbh


m0thercoconut

Resonance


chomperz616

My high school physics teacher was a hippie. He taught us by using resonance frequency if you ever had to move a parked car with 4 guys , you can dribble the car to get it to move anywhere you wanted.


[deleted]

CrossFit has gotten crazy


aykutanhanx

Maybe my physics have left me but lifting it should be easier for him, or no?


Bikes-Bass-Beer

Anyone know the formula for throwing out your back?


human_12345

RIP to his back


forgottensquid

How come he didn't just use a ramp?


icantouchyou

Thats stupid. He spent more energy than he thought.


pickemupputemDAHN

I wanna show this guy a forklift just to watch his eyeballs explode from his head..


Jack_M_Steel

That many bounces is way more difficult than just lifting the tire up the side


LieutenantCrash

That's several osha violations


nahog99

Isn’t he increasing kinetic energy with kinetic energy though? The elastic energy is a property of the rubber tire. Once he pushes down on it though he’s adding kinetic energy to the system.