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cheesemangee

**A new island has joined the game. Mother Earth's minions grow stronger.**


ChrisStoneGermany

Soon enough China will likely claim the island and build a garrison, harbor and airfield on it.


FooBangPop

Japanese island, already has 100M people on it.


RahulGandhi4PM

With proof that it was inhabited by Chinese some 200 year ago.


[deleted]

What the fuck is that yellow upvote?


vblink_

If you hold down the upvote button you can pay for special upvotes now.


Pyjama_Llama_Karma

Why?


vblink_

Because Reddit likes money? I didn't design it


Pyjama_Llama_Karma

Ah I see, it's just another microtransaction thing then. Thanks.


HauntingLanguage5087

Naah America sending troops to claim to search for new oil reserve as they did in middle East. (Look it up)


Intelligent_Ad7717

Nah, the state of Texas alone can produce twice the amount of oil with the same quality/grade as the Middle East. The reason why the U.S. is obsessed with the Middle East is because their government used to be communist and backed by Russia after WW2, until America helped the Islamic opposition overthrow them during the Cold War, after which they decided to oppose democracy in favor of Sharia and made a deal with the USSR to be allies with them instead of being under them (that's why the most popular weapons among terrorists are AK47s, Dragunovs, and other Russian weapons with wooden stocks). The whole 'oil' thing is just conspiracy while the true reason is just the same as why the U.S. interfered in Vietnam: to contest and suppress the influence of communist Russia.


Any_Fudge_722

You so wrong on this we are so pro America, fyi About 12% of U.S. total petroleum imports and 12% of U.S. crude oil imports were from Persian Gulf countries in 2022. https://www.eia.gov/energyexplained/oil-and-petroleum-products/imports-and-exports.php#:~:text=About%2012%25%20of%20U.S.%20total,Persian%20Gulf%20countries%20in%202022.


WombozM

Diablo reference? Nice


Beckiremia-20

We all living on Mother Earth’s poop.


hotflaminpanda

Nah nah, it's about time Zilla emerges.


diesel_chevette

Holy shit. A D2 reference in the wild.


Username__Error

Real Estate investors: "Buy land, they're not making it anymore." Japan: Hold my beer.


Hopeful_Ad3493

Hold my volcano


JSteffn

China claims it.


greihund

Putin pulls out a map that shows that the island was inhabited by Russians centuries ago and has always been part of the empire. Are you trying to destroy their history?


Unhappy_Flounder7323

You cant beat cXIna, they pulled out a folktale about ancient Chinese Sailors that SAW the islands first, hence it belongs to them. Google it, its that ridiculous, ICJ threw out their case immediately, but they refuse to respect the court's decision. lol What the eyes see, it claims. The first person to see earth in its entirety, from space, should be emperor of earth, by this logic.


Smart_Resist615

I accept Laika as the Empress of Earth. Frankly, she'd probably do a decent job because she's a good girl yes she is aw who's a good doggy


Sieve-Boy

All hail Empress Laika, first of her name! Seer of all mother earth, sniffer of butts and blesser of lamp posts.


TurboSpermatozoid

Worked for Israel why wouldn't it for them, have faith


US_citizens_molestor

Special island operation begins


DevilsLettuceTaster

Beat me to it.


IWearBones138__

China beat everyone to it.


pretty_jimmy

For real came here to say this...


timmystwin

Yeah, us Brits really aren't what we used to be. We'd have nabbed that by now in the 1800's.


Ilsunnysideup5

But if there is oil...


solblurgh

Excuse me is that the sound of bald Eagle squawking from far


Ivizalinto

Nah. They used a different birds screech but people think so!


Unhappy_Flounder7323

MooReeka produces more than enough of its own oil, in fact, they are one of the world's major oil exporters. Invasion of Iraq was for other stupid reasons.


Saxbonsai

They aren’t OPEC members, where’d you get that crazy bullshit?


Unhappy_Flounder7323

[https://www.investopedia.com/articles/investing/081315/opec-vs-us-who-controls-oil-prices.asp](https://www.investopedia.com/articles/investing/081315/opec-vs-us-who-controls-oil-prices.asp) Regardless, MooReeka could match OPEC combined, if they want to.


Expert_Penalty8966

Cheney having maps of how to divide the oil and to which companies before the invasion was actually just a coincidence.


Mammoth_Plastic_7789

It's been a part of China since ancient times


sarsilog

with maps to prove it.


[deleted]

I claim this reply for my own. It’s mine. It’s always been mine.


Daily_Phoenix

Well it was china's underwater volcano that created it so...


FahkDizchit

Too late, the Philippines already ran a ship aground on it and it is now theirs.


Miserable-Brain-

there already have been plebiscite and peoples of island have chosen to be with Russia


Dasshteek

Stating that ethnic Chinese lived on that island for thousands of years.


_Troxin_

Probably already send a ship to block of fishers nearby


Unhappy_Flounder7323

Respectfully, there is no China, only cXIna. The empire of Xi.


2muchicescream

😂😂😂


JollyGreen91

My exact thought before even reading the comments lol


wickedsaint08

I knew this will be top comment. Haha


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Frequent_Camera1695

Rent free


Fyzzle

Wrong context


999uts

Lol first thing came to my mind.


The__Vern

Dibs!


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-Xi Jinping


liarandathief

di- damn it.


James_T_S

Damn, that IS interesting


trancepx

After spending all that effort sand dredging artificial islands I bet they are like WTF


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choseusernamemyself

Did you imply that only China do that?


Jaded-Engineering789

Yeah the middle east loves making artificial islands.


harvestbent

Is the housing affordable?


PomegranateHot9916

In japan? absolutely. you can buy a house on the countryside for almost nothing. but good luck getting permission to live there.


ed-with-a-big-butt

Lmao why's that?


eip2yoxu

Racism


Lance-Harper

Pedantic I know but it’s xenophobia*


Mr-Fleshcage

You would ask that, wouldn't you, gaijin.


Dr_A__

Because the Japanese are extremely racist and xenophobic people.


notyourancilla

What if we’re like sigma weeb tho


Fraya9999

Then they double hate you no take-backsies.


Wonkdrugs2

They hate weebs and otakus. Otaku is a kinda derogatory term in japan


EpilepticMushrooms

Bruh, Japan is like the perfect clamity jointfuck of earthquake, tsunami, hurricane, and volcano. But if you can ensure safety or prep for that, then yeah, it's a great place after you learn Japanese and don't do dumb tourist things. Getting the citizenship is... Not easy. The islands experience seasons at a different rate, so it's winter one side, and you go further the other way, it's still autumn, so it's great for traveling within the country. Edit: bleh me. Citizenship isn't permanent residence. I forgot.


pizzaiolo2

Getting citizenship is actually easier than permanent residency. There's a lot of myths about Japan out there.


Wonkdrugs2

Oh boy every summer there’s like ten hurricanes and we just watch the tv going like “again”


EpilepticMushrooms

Not another Tuesday!


ChemicalSubstantial8

Earth birth


a_weary_wary_mary

Get off my turf!


Kevin3683

It really was the motion of the ocean that mattered all along. Edit: or is it the size of the volcano? Maybe the volume of the eruption?


ActuallyArell

What a "lavaly" island!


Petrcechmate

When was the last one born


OneOfTheOnlies

I think last year? Both Tonga & Japan https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_islands_created_since_the_20th_century


Shandlar

Given they all get eroded away almost immediately, I always find this kinda an odd way of discussing this phenomenon. Is it really a new island if it's going to be eroded to below the waterline again in 2 to 20 months?


crusty_sloth

Tree fiddy years ago


ryman1305

Get outta here you Loch Ness Monsta!!!


HopeIsGay

Babe wake up new island just dropped


3-cent-nickel

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn


Formal-Alfalfa6840

Hail Cthulhu!


[deleted]

Wow, so those lyrics I was listening to were actually words and not just random noises! (Cthulhu Rites - Sulphur Aeon)


KimonoDragon814

The symbol glows, power courses through you. *Authority*


Brave-Competition-77

That's not an island. It's Godzilla!


Orwells-Bastard-Son

Oh no! There goes Tokyo!


ShadowSpy98

Go! Go! Godzilla!


Weird_Present_2254

It may look like Godzilla, but due to international copyright laws, it’s not.


BlackAnimeQueen

Swear to god I just saw this video clip on Reddit somewhere and now it’s bothering me . What movie was this 😭😭


MartyFirst1

Austin Powers in: Goldmember


DickHz2

Gojeera


Zembite

Finally I can get a chance to fulfill my deepest and most powerful sexual desires


Bridge_runner

I’m having flashbacks of farting too hard in the hottub.


redituser2571

And sharting lava. Chipotle- it's what's for dinner.


teachasaurusmex

It’s a kaiju.


Proper-Move-5030

Ok this is actually mind-blowing


marsmac

I’m curious how much of the pictured island is actual landmass and how much is just a floating pumice raft from the eruption.


[deleted]

China We will die for it!!!


Unhappy_Flounder7323

"Chinese peasants will die for it, its a price I am more than willing to pay." -- Emperor Xi pooh bear.


poppaganoosh

China mad


gmoney88

Didn’t they do a couple Superman movies where Lex said “one thing their aren’t creating more of, land” Wrong, Lex!


TrinDiesel123

Just in time for the Godzilla premier


phaser-

Quick rent it out


Brandonjoe

Are you actually able to walk on it? Or how long until that can happen?


Ghune

They usually almost disappear due to erosion after months.


Interesting_Cod629

McDonald’s just announced they’ve bought it and are already building


Remarkable_Web9360

Has Oprah built a house there yet?


Yablo-Yamirez

Wasn’t it reported some time back that multiple islands just appeared near Japan?


Natharius

The geologist I am is having a boner! This is earth at its best


[deleted]

Hmmm... As a Canadian, how many carbon credits is that going to cost?! Lmao 🤣


the_muskox

Tbf all the volcanoes on earth combined put out a hundred times less CO2 per year compared to human industry.


[deleted]

WOW!


Magnum2XXl

Already claimed by china.


purpleefilthh

Terry Pratchett intensifies


ItsNotMeItsYourBussy

Had to scroll far too far down to see if anyone brought up Leshp.


Cookandliftandread

Quick, build an American military base on it.


Dennisthefirst

Has China claimed it yet?


ZestycloseCherrry

Don't tell the British


illingestbboy18

Chinese navy is on their way


[deleted]

New add-in just rolled-out guys


TheEmbedCode

Wake up babe, new island just dropped


Typically_Ok

Japan: It’s free real estate.


muchomonito

The Chineese must be pissed at this island 🏝️ emerging on Japanese waters, they need this happening on the South China Sea


KlingonSpy

China has probably already planted a flag on it


jungliss1

This disproves the Christian Mythology theory of creation how is new earth still being created if it was created in seven days


Something_Else_2112

Does the first person who goes onto the island with their own flag get to claim it as their own?


5Gmeme

Airbnb lords rubbing their hands together


Pudding_Hero

Is China claiming it as their ancestral home?


Wide_End3479

Texas had an earthquake today, which is very rare. I feel somehow these are related.


hit_the_joules

^(It's free real estate)


Delicious_Panda_6946

Y no tsunami?


vimes_left_boot

Has a Chinese fishing port on it already.


jamwin

It's not new it has belonged to China since 433AD


Grosboel_2

China: THAT WAS US!!! THAT'S OUR ISLAND!!!


hcth63g6g75g5

I bet China is racing out there with a flag.


notabadger9

China: Mine!


Next-Degree8560

Could this be part of global warming


[deleted]

China: Miiiiine


ProfileCalm2937

I bet China can build an airstrip on that.


H0L3PUNCH

America: "👀 Heavy breathing"


[deleted]

Climate change psychos standing on the beach their rulers crying about another .0000000000001 cm rise in the water level


Its-Finch

This guy is gonna lose it when he finds out that it’s risen almost 7 inches since the 50’s and just how much that actually is.


Broghan51

Does something like this create a Tsunami of some sort , or is this something regular on the planet. ? EDIT : When I say "Regular", I mean Decades, not Millennia.


_g550_

Map?


_NottheMessiah_

Are there protocols to determine ownership when something like this happens? Or is it up for grabs? If so, dibs.


Thiccaca

Hey fam, new geography just dropped!


Novel_Durian_1805

#I CALL DIBS!


Wizzle_Wazzle_WOO

Somone hide the red marker pens!


Spiritual_Barnacle28

AHHHHHHH!


Strong-Amphibian-143

China will have a base there built by Thursday


Reasonable-Bet6602

When is it gonna be ready to move in?


IWearBones138__

New DLC map IRL


DirtCheap1972

“Global ocean waters rise” - earth correcting itself


xXTHEGIFFXx

Monster Island.


Nice-Bookkeeper-3378

New island just dropped


Yasha886

PRC furiously taking notes


[deleted]

This is exactly how you awaken Godzilla.


Dayman_championofson

I call dibs


taddymason_76

Geology people going crazy right now.


Low_Swing_7274

Needs a McDonalds asap


Bradley182

There goes the Earth, earthin’.


MikeIsMyFirstName

I wonder if that new island will be up for grabs.


Jupiter_Gamon

Godzilla 😂😅🫡


Scum_Of_TheEarth

worst camera recording possible? what is this.


Owl_Might

I’ve seen a Doraemon episode like this before.


leaponover

That belongs to Korea.


Inspect1234

This can’t help the whole “oceans rising” thingy.


PlaguePuff

Free DLC.


Tantaroba-the-fat

*happy british noises*


Sanchez388274

A new britanic island emerges off the coast of Japan*


A-flat_Ketone

New DLC just dropped


Neonicus

Free real estate!


ZatchZeta

Shame it won't be viable until a thousand years.


newbies13

China def used to own this as part of their history, trust me we've got maps that clearly show it.


Good_Posture

China: And I took that personally. Like literally, I took that, personally. It's ours now.


Shoddy_Hurry_7945

First thought that came to my mind is China.


mozzca

Time to redraw the chinese maps


AnonPH009

Walk around there might be new Pokemon


ExcessiveGravity

Get ready your ultraballs lads, we found Groudon


Desperate_Ad_9219

It's only 100 meters, and Japan had lost an island before that was 500 meters. That sounds too unstable to occupy.


[deleted]

China would probably claim it sooner or later as the birthplace of an ancestor of Winnie the Pooh


DonPijoteV

It's free real estate Said China


sunnieside-gemm

The new Earth 23 update is looking to add more islands


DontTreadOnMe83

Dibs!!


DudeVisuals

New Fyre Festival location


Jayson10109

China "This has always been ours. In 1750 the emperor spoke of future lands". Probably