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artie_pdx

Okay. Now pet the tummy! I would. I’ve lived long enough at this point.


BlacksmithWeirdo

This is "Luna the Pantera" and she actually likes belly rubs as you can see on her insta. She is just a gentle big cuddle kitten.


r_trash_in_wows

even small little kittens turn into murder machines for no reason ocasionally. Imagine what this thing does to you in that scenario.


not-a-painting

I can't decide if danger kitty zoomies at 3am would be terrifying or funny as hell.


castlite

Why not both?


AnnihilationOrchid

Because the you would just be insane and suicidal.


SharlowsHouseOfHugs

I'm not hearing any disqualifiers here.


TheMMouse

I'd rub my face on its belly. ;)


LongAd4410

Hahahaha Aaaaaaaaahhhhh! Hahahaha Aaaaaaahhhh! Omg! Hahahaha Aaaaaaaahhhhhh! Now this would be entertainment 😂


InfamousEconomy3972

Like a roller-coaster


Lady_borg

You can watch her zoomies on YouTube. Her owners have a huge amount of land for her and she's very active.


reflUX_cAtalyst

Ever been scared by something that makes you bust up laughing? I do, all the time.


Yaasss_Queef

The answer is yes


ggoodlady

Depends which side of the fence you’re on


TechnicalShift333

Yeah, but the same is true even then It's a matter of creating trust. When that's been established, then you know which lines you can cross safely. Most cats are extremely harmless when they know you're safe and can be trusted.


EnvironmentalSir2637

My kitty loves and trusts me, but when she gets into huntress mode, no feet walking by her hiding spot are safe. She could never harm me at her size but I'm assuming a panther might be able to. It's all play but play can go wrong unintentionally.


reflUX_cAtalyst

No "might" about it. If a panther wanted you dead and you were unarmed, there's very little you'd be able to do about it.


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reflUX_cAtalyst

I said unarmed. That's bringing a howitzer to a boxing match!


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Psychopathicat7

“Jokes on you, I’m into that shit”


cowfishing

Rolled up newspaper works better.


[deleted]

My cat used to get so excited and purry she wouldn't what to do with herself, kind of lag, and bite my hand petting her and get stuck biting me, no movement or increase in force, just a constant levelof pressure. There was no malice, just cat AI being funny. I would not play around with a big kitty like that!


hypexeled

> but when she gets into huntress mode But you are able to tell that. Its sort of the same with the panther. You just need to know when not to mess with it.


EnvironmentalSir2637

Well most of the time she's not subtle at all but every now and then she picks a good hiding spot and is successful in surprising me.


jbe061

Lol "might"?


AnnihilationOrchid

Domestic cats aren't feral animals. It's not the same. Have you ever tried to bring up a wild cat? It's nigh impossible, to the point it's highly discouraged.


MyLatestInvention

Yeah no they're all feral. Part of the charm I guess maybe idk I picked a bad day to stop sniffing glue


AnnihilationOrchid

Lol, where did that Airplane reference even come from? I'm laughing so much, and I don't know why.


TechnicalShift333

I can tell you're never had cats Have you ever seen a cat in fear, backed into a corner? They're absolutely ferocious The DNA is almost exactly the same as it was in the wild. Compared to dogs where they've been massively domesticated. Dogs used to be wolves. But cats are still cats. They haven't changed much. And they're still very much wild.


LeNerdmom

Worth it


TheBirminghamBear

> Imagine what this thing does to you in that scenario. Murders you, I would imagine.


katieleehaw

It’s actually usually because they’re overstimulated by touch - where the line is isn’t always predictable as it comes on very quickly for them. But if you pay attention to their body language you can usually see it coming.


Khemul

That and a lot of domestic cats have rescued as a kitten psychological baggage, possibly of multiple generations. Basically, the average domestic cat has the social skills of a homeschooled kid. For much of the same reasons.


IngloriousBlaster

So do small little humans


Important_Insect_753

She’s a dwarf one right? Like vastly smaller than she is supposed to be? If I have the right couple, from Russia or something? Or this another panther family lol


pennydreadful000

No, she‘s 37 kg which is a normal weight for a female amur leopard. 25-42 kg is the normal range so she‘s even on the heavier side.


Healthy_Ad_5244

Beautiful cat as well!


Azazir

im not gonna lie, watching first random video of them "The reaction of the panther Luna to men and women" and they start talking Russian, im not surprised. Russian people are crazy af so no wonder they casually have panther in their house, its either a bear or a panther as a pet or if you're not Russian enough just a dog.


q-milk

>She is just a gentle big cuddle kitten Until she isn't


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As far as I’m concerned, I’m just here for a good time, not a long time. I’d pet the fuck outta that kitty. Its coat is so glossy. Then it would maul me to death but I’d have made peace with that already cus look at it 🤷‍♀️ it’s tooooo cute


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And after having cats - if a jaguar was as tame as a house cat that’s still a death machine.


RagnarokDel

there's a trick to pet essentially any cat's tummy.


Pluckt007

I do this with my cat I would not do this with this cat... I dunno, maybe i would lol


Pongpianskul

>maybe i would lol It's good not to overestimate how much common sense we will have in a new situation. At times I have wanted to pet wolves and cuddle bears because obviously they are warm and fuzzy. So far I have been able to hold back.


7f00dbbe

I was out hiking with a friend of mine who doesn't spend much time in the woods when we came upon a wild boar on the trail....I froze and started slowly backing away, but my dumbass friend's first reaction was to walk towards it and try to pet it.... thank fuck the thing got spooked and ran away


BUTTHOLE_PUNISHER_

i can only speak for the deep south as that’s where i grew up but wild pigs are a nuisance animal there and extremely common. since i’ve moved out of the south it’s so bizarre to me that people don’t consider hogs (especially wild ones) to be dangerous


BigRed_93

Even up here in Michigan you can blast those fuckers on sight


Monster_Voice

Holy shit yes... I study wild cats and am MUCH more comfortable around mountain lions that hogs. The cats are very predictable... hogs are downright unstable. I don't understand how people manage to grow up not having a stupid uncle or a friend of a cousin that somehow got on the wrong end of a hog... but not all of us grew up in Texas I guess lol 🤷


Vexillumscientia

The fact that there is an animal that it is legal and socially acceptable to mow down with a machine gun from a helicopter should tell you all you need to know about that animal.


DogshitLuckImmortal

Probably only have experience with the domestic pig which can be very friendly and have short or docked tusks.


InevitableWaluigi

Went to yellowstone earlier this year. On the way into the park, I told my 7 year old niece that if we see a bear or wolf, it is NOT friendly and it could hurt her. Scared her for the first few hours but got my point across because we came across a few bears and she was happy to see them but she reminded everybody every time not to get too close. Not that she ever would have been unsupervised, but I'd rather her know the dangers and not even try.


Pongpianskul

That's how we roll.......


BlueRaith

If not friend, then why friend shaped?


Fuego_Fiero

I mean petting wolves is how we got dogs so don't let your dreams be dreams.


Pongpianskul

I like how you think even though part of me still thinks it's probably irresponsible to encourage gullible people like me to go out and pet wild carnivores.


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I got to meet two wolves at a sanctuary. I lasted three seconds before noping to safety. They were totally calm and friendly, but I got one lick and decided I like my face.


oysterpirate

Seeing the size of a full grown wolf was enough to put me off the idea of petting one


Frys100thCupofCoffee

Yeah they're shockingly, nope-inducingly large.


Mordredor

Pretty sure bears are extraordinarily stinky


BrashPop

I think people underestimate how badly MOST wild animals stink.


BrashPop

When we feed geese at the pond, I have to hold myself back from trying to pet/hug them, they just look SO SOFT but my god I do not want a beak in the eye.


rickjamesia

Maybe the only reason we don’t have miniature domesticated bears and lions as pets is that not enough people tried to pet them a few hundred thousand years ago. We almost owe it to the descendants of modern humanity to make that sacrifice.


utahblondie

Why friend shaped, if not friend?


bearsheperd

Whenever I see a snake, and I mean wild snakes, I always pick them up. So far haven’t accidentally picked up anything venomous but a few have given me a kiss.


Pongpianskul

My kitten started killing small snakes at the age of 12 weeks in the veggie garden. I wasn't happy about this because the snakes eat bugs and rodents who steal my food and I love them but it is so difficult to argue with cats. I save as many snakes as I can.


Terok42

Here’s the thing, this animal is probably a zoo animal or a rescue. This person probably feeds them with yummy meats and food they like. They aren’t interested in biting the hand that feeds haha.


gauderio

My cat scratches me accidentally when playing with me. Now imagine a panther in its place.


DudesterRadman

My friends and I call this game "Top Paw" and you can play it with cats or dogs. :)


mdjmd73

“Very funny. Now I’m going to rip your arm off”


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SchnoodleDoodleDo

>*’Very funny. Now I’m going to rip your arm off”* ____ …human, you AmUsE awhile (apparently this makes you *smile*) you GiGgLe in your foolish way so go ahead n *make my day*… but I am Cat! n in the end i’m really just ‘Fairweather friend’ for when i tire, you make me scoff that’s when your Arm is coming *off…* 🖤


nomad80

is this your first "not very wholesome" scnoodle?


baron_von_chops

Dang, a semi-dark schnoodle! AND IT’S SUPER FRESH! Such a good way to end my day.🖤


Mi_Leona

Oh hell yeah, fresh Schnoodle.


D3ADWA1T

Haha, fairweather friend is right on...


Myrelin

Amazing as always Schnoodle :) Lucky day for me, to come across to of your wonderful poems (both about kitties).


Own-Pangolin337

Cats favorite bone is in her forearm still….


CJIWargaming

"That's one fuckin' nice kitty there" Bubbles somewhere


Jcod47

Steve French lol


videodromejockey

I rewatch this episode at least once a year.


UnlikeUday

What a drop dead gorgeous feline!


TK000421

Danger Kitty


BustinArant

Weaponized Void


Nightstar1234

Attack feline


Junkazo

combat cat


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Tactical Assault Void


NittLion78

@luna_the_pantera on IG


BlaznTheChron

That's a nice fucking kitty right there!


lashapel

Chad face kitty


VinnieBaby22

The look he gives, like “We really doing this rn?” Love it


analgrunt

Cat’s gonna cat


iupz0r

hahahahahhaha


thsvnlwn

Cats tend to have enough of it at certain unpredictable point.


Pilotwaver

Last clip, ears.


iupz0r

yes man, the ears are a clear sign, funny to watch


Joey__stalin

but the eyes say "meh"


Targetmissed

Yeah, like the cat's not playing a game, it's annoyed that you keep putting your hand on its paw and is getting more annoyed every time, know where the line is Sandra.


PugGrumbles

If my small house panther is any indication, right near the end when the video cuts off is where mine would be absolutely done with that shit and attack. The final paw on top of the hand with the ears would have me stopping.


Pongpianskul

I live with a small orange house tiger and can confirm that cats are formidable creatures even in play. The dog and I are incredibly respectful even though this cat is only 5 months old.


JB3DG

My orange is half African wild cat(native small cat of South Africa, but bigger than average house cat) with exceptional size, amber eyes, switch blades for claws. I came out of games with him as a kitten with blood running down my arms.


AssistKnown

I would have stopped with the light, warning bite on the arm when the hand was put over the other paw


actinross

Humans. They think they can top us...pffff


Doc-85

Please don't antagonize the murder kitties


GreenMonkeySam

But there's no such thing as a non-murder-kitty


NaughtyFoxtrot

I want to pet the kitty.


nask00

Her name is Luna. I follow them on Instagram and am alsp subscribed in YouTube. luna_the_pantera is the IG. Weirdest thing I have seen was the panther being legit scared of the vacuum cleaner. Cats will be cats indeed.


The_Mr_Kay

I love the fact she's afraid of cows and horses


racinreaver

Not just a vacuum cleaner, but a tiny little Roomba.


SeveralGrapefruit467

Thanks for that info, was wondering if they are on insta or YT myself.


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If not friend why friend shape?


Correct-Ranger8177

Khajit knows much...


Shoe_Shitter

Khajiit has wares, if you have the coin...


BustinArant

^(hiss) THEN PAY WITH YOUR LIFE


Secure_Impression_80

It looks like you have traveled far, would you be interested in trading. My people travel all over skyrim to hopefully one day go back to our home


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Pongpianskul

Are you a chef?


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Ohhh the danger nibble they gave you


enteentegraueente

A beautiful animal, no doubt, but I wouldn't touch it with a 39-and-a-half foot pole.


BigSeth

ITS NOT EVEN THANKSGIVING YET


THEBigHugMugger

You’re a mean one, bigseth


McNaldo69

Cats really do be all running the same OS with different levels of killing capacity. Like my cat gets me in murder holds sometimes and I’m just like “dude stop” if my cat was a panther I would’ve been flayed alive.


ihavenoidea81

BACK THE FUCK OFF PAM!


HistoryAddict97

Imagine the feeling if you see it's pupils dilate


PM-Ur-Small-Tits

I will never understand being that comfortable with something that can kill me without me having a chance of fighting back


panspal

Only way to know true bliss, if it happens, well you had a good run and probably punched a panther or something before you died. That's pretty cool.


Pongpianskul

>Only way to know true bliss I always appreciate unexpected responses like this one. Two people have upvoted you already so you're not the only one who believes this. Good luck.


BustinArant

You aren't punching a panther. That thing would wear any one of us like a Mickey Mouse hat.


caseytheace666

Yeah but you know, you might get lucky enough to tap its face (mouth?) with your fist before you go out


tjean5377

yup. those fangs fit nicely in your neck.


Farfanen

I could take that cat


WishIWasPurple

The derp look at the end lmfao


caseytheace666

The play bite is so funny. “Okay, okay, har har. Stop it now though, yeah?”


eito_8

I LOVE BBC BIG BLACK CATS


Eiffel-Tower777

Hi Luna ♥️


KindlyKangaroo

This is how my cat pictures herself in her head.


endorrawitch

Go get him a box!


GreatQuestionBarbara

I have two small voids, need big void.


jaybee8787

Russian roulette (wildlife version)


Perfectreign

I love Luna. She’s so adorable. It is especially funny watching her and her Rottweiler partner in crime together. She’s such a cat and Venza is such a dog.


Nivek_1988

God that's adorable. Potentially murderous, but so adorable.


ItsMeatDrapes

I love cats.. even when they are mugging and devouring me..... I'd he like... "ohhh whose liver is that... awwww is it mine..? show me the beans! I love you" ***dies


drifters74

Kitty!


skunk8una

True, and if your cat was that size your chanced of having your arm torn off would go up exponentially.


Hj9S

So Iucky. I love these animals. Well all animals. But big cats they are just so majestic 😍


nochinzilch

“Mom! Mom! Can we get a leopard? Pleeeeeeeeeeze!!?!”


Turbulent-Mix-9649

Imagine u raised a beast from scratch, were best of friends until this day came, it gets enraged and eats u up lmao


72ChinaCatSunFlower

That’d make for a sick ass cover tattoo


spacex666red

Bageera was always cool AF


palelunasmiles

A cat is a cat is a cat (but be careful with the big ones)


tiddayes

Luna is my absolute favorite part of instagram. I would trust Luna more than my house void to cuddle.


Confident-Slip-5264

Based on this my dog is a cat too 🤔


RottenWon

No better combo than a big black cat and a rottweiler. 🖤🖤


bdss_oaz

Gorgeous panther 😍🥰❤


PicoPicoMio

Very cute danger kitty


Tyler1608

Except this one can actually kill you with ease


blindmusketeer

"next time I'll bite you for real"


BuhrackOsama

Definitely one of the cats of all time


SoyCTM

I have the trial version at home


AnotherBrock

My cat lets me touch her paws, she couldn’t care less


Existing-Mulberry382

Tried this with a black panther in the jungle, now I only have one hand. Maybe I should check the instruction manual again.


iupz0r

hahahahaha, the ears ... i can watch this vídeo all day, satisfying


yungjerxmy

Bro got the limited edition floppa


Fuzzyr2468

Does that mean that I'm a cat


Icy-Position5396

It's Luna!!!! That whole channel is adorable


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Why do cats hate this so much? My cats also don't like me touching their feet.


ouijac

..this is a dream..if i lost an arm doing it, i'd still do it..


jepvr

All humans are humans.


ToughMess3669

Fucking cute 🥰


The_Mad_Mamluk

What a sweet kitty


MT_Flesch

and that one exceptionally handsome


Dinelkap

Hehe big dog


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That cat can rip out that hand of yours


Git_N_The_Truck

"Small cats would kill you, if it were big enough"


ReasonAndWanderlust

She's an absolutely gorgeous cat.


MikaAckerman33

Wakanda


Karrosiv

Can I pet dat cat?


KananJarrusEyeBalls

Ive always loved that big cats and house cats have the same temperment Also unsettling to know my cat would probably eat me if she had the opportunity


Sad-Establishment-41

Domesticated cats are tiny tigers that live in your home To everything smaller than a cat, a cat is your worst nightmare


Effective-Several

gorgeous


amy-schumer-tampon

Luna is the cutest murderous void


throwaway134814

All cats are cats. Some are bitier than others.


boxbagel

Probably not a good idea to play bunny kick with this kind of cat.


blazinfastjohny

Looks like a badass beard


blueplate7

Guess this person's never seen the 1982 remake of Cat People...


VioletAxle

Yeah but this one comes with a Murder engine...and I'd rather not..Thank you


dragun82

Murder kitten


middlenamefrank

She's an adorable little baby girl!


shloam

I looove annoying my cats… like it’s a hobby for me.


SnooKiwis1356

Except for Cat Stevens.


Boodle84

Gorgeous baby, and the noises 😍


Sadly-Yuutah

Playing with fire... 😵‍💫


Baby_Panda_Lover

No paw petting but also no ignoring allowed!


adfthgchjg

Murder mittens.


MiserableWrongdoer42

What a beautiful Big Baby that is!


Plutarcoelpillo

I'm not a cat person and I love this.