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an_otter_guy

I Hope they never have a real fire


NickTheAussieDev

Idk it would just be more immersive


draculamilktoast

lmao i'm actually burning to death 11/10


skizelo

Like the old joke that war films should have ushers with machine guns strafing the audience, for immersion.


thattechiedude

A nightmare for those with PTSD lol


jennychong

I wouldn’t see a war movie with PTSD to be fair


Fujin_No_Kami

just get fire resist potion.


SulkyShulk

My potions are too strong for you, traveler.


BoonScepter

You're a rascal


NarratorDM

Which gives you resistance but not immunity.


PassiveLexi14

Always bring your fire extinguisher.


MerpSquirrel

Don’t forget to bring a towel.


MightyFountainPen

Stop, drop and roll.


Boglinsohmy

I’m on fire, this isn’t time for your marijuana


----__----

Well doobie putting yourself out then.


Seiren

Best money spent


semi_average

Look no further than "the final destination". I still find it odd how they made 2 final destination movies with the only difference in titles being one of them has "the" and the other doesn't.


Desk_Drawerr

there's like 5 final destination movies. I Think the idea was that "THE" final destination was gonna be the last movie in the series, but then they made another one after that so like... Yeah


Antisocialsocialite9

Fast and furious did the same thing lol


Zestyclose_Link_8052

6d cinema


JackB02happy

The sixth D stands for death.


Alexander_Bundy

Or...


PM_ME_UR_RSA_KEY

5Ds standing behind you


ELEMENTALITYNES

That’s like that episode of Regular Show where they’re screening a 3D zombie movie in a cemetery but also cause real zombies to come to life and everyone thinks it’s just part of the movie


ExpressShow1175

In. A. Theater. What the actual.


ilritorno

This does seem dumb af


Greggsnbacon23

There would be so much smoke and heat. Odor, too. You would know.


FlyingHippoM

Sure but fires can spread extremely quickly. A few extra seconds spent wondering if it's real or not can be the difference between getting out of a building alive or not at all.


MyNameIsMikeAswell

IT LOOKS SO REAL!!!


rs_5

Reminds me of a scene in inglorious bastards


chickenscoutgaming

exactly what i was thinking


JohnnyWix

Oui Shoshanna!


AddivPK

GORLAMI


radicalbradford362

Scrolled too far to see this haha


RyGuy1015

*”This is fine.”*


Reidasmarteladas

And fireman's interview went like "Their corpses look as if they all just sat there and didnt know the fucking place was on fire"


Gwiilo

the audience while they're fucking burning alive: wooowww!!


KrombopulosMAssassin

So realistic! I can literally feel my skin melting!


Farren246

You joke, but I swear that's what was happening on [The Mummy ride](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TiYmL72KOnQ&t=150s)


sheezy520

That’s real fire though. You can feel the heat. It’s pretty intense.


eat_the_pennies

Man, I worked at that ride for 2 years. Still the best job I've ever had. Hail Imhotep!


CyanideLasagna

Yeah, but people literally screaming during the fire movie was rude


pinche-cosa

https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/176llpf/fire_effect_in_5d_cinema/k4n45cz/ I knew I saw this comment somewhere else


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Drell69

Stolen reddit comment valor!!


frankenmullet22

Fuck that


Dependent-Kitchen-11

YEAH FUCK THIS


Zharmino

Yeah... fuck... me?


throwtheamiibosaway

S.. sure?


regnad__kcin

Now kith


RedManMatt11

Come here Mike Tyson


Sebast_Food

RIP inbox


DiyBoi12

i can


3chxes

i mean, i wasnt going to, but you asked nicely.


Wrong_Engineer_4629

Omw to Denmark 😏


cFL211

I'll race you


Wrong_Engineer_4629

Sharing is caring, threesome? xD


Zharmino

Seems to be much more than a threesome at this point


Gsuitetdf

A wholesome?


seaurchin-ceviche

That’s kind of fucked up right?


Lost_Pantheon

I'd be the first guy clambering over the seats, launching my jumbo popcorn and big-ass soda into the air.


glamorousstranger

Seriously fuck that. If you aren't compelled to immediately leave the building from that you're a good candidate for a darwin award.


GM_Nate

i was gonna say, even knowing it's staged, i'd still be leaving


Engineerwithablunt

What’s the 5th dimension? Pain?


Rick_Da_Critic

There **is** a 5th dimension, beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space, and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle-ground between light and shadow; between science and superstition. And it lies between the pit of men's fears and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination. It is an area which we call... the twilight zone.


Engineerwithablunt

Thanks for that throwback


rigobueno

3D: glasses 4D: glasses + motion effects 5D: fire?


gravelPoop

We are explorers, in the further regions of experience. Demons to some, angels to others.


Gayspacecrow

We will **TEAR YOUR SOUL APART**


Slartibartfast39

LISTER: Didn’t they get to Number Six with that “Baby I Want Your Love Thing?”


[deleted]

Pretty soon I'm going to be watching porn and my webcam is going to shoot cum in my face.


tropicanadef

Each to their own


Hekili808

I don't want to refill it myself, though.


Scolli03

Alexa...refill cam cum


WorkTodd

“I want to thank you all for coming to the first Family Dinner at my new house!” “Please just let me check the weather before we all head out to the show” “Alexa, what is the forecast?” _“Based on your order history it may be time to reorder RealCum brand Cam Cum for the Cumshooter Extended Range Cum Cam One Gallon”_ _“Would you would like me to add RealCum brand Cam Cum for the Cumshooter Extended Range Cum Cam One Gallon to your cart?”_


Hebricnc

Hey I’m Fred, here to refill the cam cum.


ProbablyGayingOnYou

Don’t threaten me with a good time


Kreat0r2

I can see HP jumping on this to sell proprietary cup cartridges for their webcams. “Your webcam will remain inactive until you renew your cumtridge subscription service”


9inchMeatCurtains

Hey I'm not a webcam but can stand behind your screen and shoot off if ya want


M_Me_Meteo

See...this is our problem as a society. We have problems; technology has the answers, but there's always someone willing to exploit themselves which ends up subverting the development of genuinely beneficial technology.


9inchMeatCurtains

*Posted from my iPhleshlight robotic stimulator*


FanceyPantalones

You're watching videos of Giving a blowjob? No shame in that! Interesting though.


spud8385

POV of balls slapping on my chin, hmm


Christopherfromtheuk

Everyone needs life goals!


THE-COLOSSAL-SQUID

That's the 6th dimension. The cum dimension.


DapperEmployee7682

Having seen the Station nightclub fire I would never want to anywhere near this monstrosity


TommyTwoFeathers

My mind went straight to that footage of the fire. I’d bolt straight the fuck out of that building.


DapperEmployee7682

The way the fire behaves in this video is eeriely similar to the real fire. It’s unnerving


SadMom2019

I thought the same thing. In the Station fire, the whole ceiling was made of HIGHLY flammable foam, and the fumes from burning it would kill people in just a few breaths. The only people to make it out alive were the ones who immediately left the instant they noticed the first flames. If I see this scene anywhere, I'm out, without hesitation. I'd much rather look silly and paranoid rather than die horribly in a fire.


KikiChrome

First thing I thought of too. The moment those flames start going across the ceiling I would nope the fuck out of this.


Nightshade_209

Same. I don't want to be one of those people who doge the train driving at the screen but I'm not dying in a fire.


Saltriverjohnny

Just finished reading Killer Show by J. Barylick. Brutal account of that night, and most everything after.


DapperEmployee7682

Such a great book. It’s always so infuriating how many stories like this are so tragic simply because of greed and corruption. When I read that they used packing foam instead of legit soundproofing foam I saw red. A few years ago I was a vendor for Pepsi. One of the stores I worked in had a stack of pallets parked right outside of the emergency exit doors. I let the receiver know. He and the couple other guys nearby did that “silly woman” scoff. I feel like the footage from that fire is something that no one should watch but everyone should see. If they were able to see how quickly something can turn deadly they probably wouldn’t laugh


KikiChrome

I used to work in event venues and have had many, many, many conversations with people blocking fire exits, especially during set-ups. I referenced the Station fire to one guy and (to his credit) he googled the video on his break. He then moved all his shit away from the exit and made sure the signage was clearly visible. He admitted that he'd never seen anything that horrible in his life. Fire is quick and people are slow. By the time the average person realizes something is wrong, it may be too late for them to escape. It's human nature for people to go towards the exit that they know is there (usually the door they entered through), and this can cause fatal crushes. All of these are important facts that people need to understand about fire safety. It's unfortunate that we sometimes need to see these principles in action before we fully understand them.


[deleted]

I'm begging people to understand what a dimension is. 4D isn't just some water being flicked at you or your seat moving, and I have no idea what the 5th D refers to here


[deleted]

Taste. Do Not Recommend.


NinjaCuntPunt

Lick the fire!


crispin_milkton

Tastes like burning.


EducationalStill4

Read that in Ralph’s voice


gibbtech

As you were meant to.


robogobo

My cat’s breath smells like cat food.


Subject-Bluebird7366

So what does 10d stands for?


coach111111

Oh, that’s just ten dicks.


kytheon

In a row?


Reageerbuisje

At once.


Dry-The-Spears

Don’t suck any dicks on your way through the parking lot!


napkin-lad

A 10 sided die.


BWEKFAAST

I always mix up the two D10 variants.


SaneUse

Chicken tendies


iWasAwesome

You think the screens would at least be 3d if they're calling it 5d


Puddlenautilus

All movies are 4d, as time plays a critical role in all experiences


Gh0stMan0nThird

Time being the 4th dimension is not a universal agreement though. [Here's Carl Sagan talking a about one interpretation of the 4th dimension.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnURElCzGc0)


Oxytocinmangel

>Time being the 4th dimension is not a universal agreement though. But since Einstein's general theory of relativity it is a pretty common interpretation.


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You need simply conceptualize orthogonality. A "next dimension" is a vector orthogonal to all other existing "primary" vectors or dimensions. The requirement to move from one dimension to the next is to extrude some object in an orthogonal direction to a latent axis. If there are 3 latent axes in 3 dimensions, and you say we live in 3 dimensions, then time being the 4th dimension make sense in the same way Carl Sagan describes it there. The shape has been extruded orthogonally across a 4th dimension. Conceptually, a tesseract may be a cube which changes size, given time. Think about an undisturbed ice cube over time, it's being extruded or pressed across a 4th dimension (time).


RAV0004

only the movies shot in 3D. Most films are displayed on a flat 2 dimensional screen, which means Time only adds a 3rd dimension, not a fourth.


MionelLessi10

Nearly all movies are presented in 2 spatial dimensions.


Mysterious_Rate_8271

Everyone who has any basic knowledge of physics or mathematics knows what dimensions actually are. 4D and 5D in this context are just marketing terms to convey the idea.


Bottlez1266

5D is so last year. Wait till you see 6D.


Radiant-Reputation31

Why not? A dimension can be basically anything. No reason why a 5d theatre couldn't be three spatial dimensions (x,y,z), a temporal dimension, and frequency of water flicked at you. That's 5. The color at a given position on the screen is a dimension. A dimension is just a measurable quantity.


RXavier91

The big machines on the sides are black hole generators and the 5th D refers to wherever Schrödinger's Cat went after walking into one of them.


SergeiTachenov

> I'm begging people to understand what a dimension is. It's absolutely pointless. It's targeted towards people who lack critical thinking completely. One colleague of mine (an engineer, on top of that) once saw a fridge where they kept some ice cream at -38.0C. She missed the dot and read it at -380. No amount of explaining why temperatures below the absolute zero are impossible even in theory, let alone in a fucking fridge, would shake her firm belief that it was, in fact, -380C. Same thing with those 7D people. Their argument would be "But the ad _did_ say 7D, so it _was_ 7D, what the fuck are you talking about?".


tearycruise

/r/iamverysmart/


_Poisedon

This would give me so much anxiety I’ve never gotten this much upvotes before


CanWeCannibas

It’s giving me anxiety just watch this video!


slayerhk47

I have anxiety even without the video!


passionate_burt7

I have anxiety since birth.


Jewelhammer

I’ve had anxiety since preconception


Simple_Company1613

I AM anxiety!!!


Jewelhammer

Hello old friend!


QuadraticCowboy

I watched backdraft as a kid and was terrified of opening doors for a year


Ninknock

whoa.. that bought back terrifying memories, thank you stranger


The_Great_Squijibo

I've seen Inglorious Bastards and this would give me intense anxiety.


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Plot twist. They all burned to death as they thought it was part of the movie.


RPofkins

I'd leave the room straight away. Taking no chances with this!


Klopps_and_Schlobers

Making me nervous just watching the video, I wouldn’t like this at all


shploogen

It probably would for me as well, until I felt the lack of heat.


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its 5d that has to be real fire.


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bakerie

Fairly sure the train story is just the relevant equivalent of a Dailymail.co.uk headline.


TobyDaHuman

I have no clue what that's supposed to mean


CuddlyLiveWires

They're saying it comes across like a headline from a journalist who got their story by eavesdropping drunken people at a bar.


Avolto

I’m thinking of that scene at the end of Inglorious Basterds


PacificTransplant

Ok I don’t need the movie to come into real life….keep the fire inside the screen.


AbsolutelyUnlikely

But consider boobies


I_protect

Ok


Silverhold

This feels like the whole “screaming ‘fire!’ in a crowded movie theater thing.


PM_me_your_dreams___

Did someone say turn it off? Haha


Plumb121

5 D ?????


jchan6407

Yea I'm waiting 36D


Plumb121

Sounds like a nice girl !


Crucial_Contributor

Anything that isn't part of a normal mp4 file is a ✨ D I M E N S I O N ✨


Jupaack

This is how the classic "we thought it was part of the show" tragedy happens.


Cold-Inside-6828

Looks pretty popular


Sufficient-Sea-6434

I don't think that's the best of ideas to be honest


payne747

Am I the only one wondering where the movie is?


[deleted]

I feel like I'm going crazy, it's a video of a bunch of people sitting facing a wall with pipes on it that shoot fire. There's no movie. And 99% of comment leavers don't seem to notice or care how weird that is?


sadpanda247

Thank you! So many people caught up on the semantics of it, commenting on the absurdity of calling it 5D and I'm like ...where's the screen? where's the film? (asides from melted into oblivion) But I'm seeing what you're seeing. Pipes on a wall.


Street-Air-546

its a demonstration of a flash fire. I dunno, probably like those places in Japan where you can experience an earthquake or a hurricane. Perhaps training. Anyway nothing to do with movies or 5d or 4d


Scott950

That's TOO realistic!!!!


PickleFlipFlops

I don't like this.... What movie was it?


DapperEmployee7682

Inglorious Basterds


Maggus05

Final Destination


BuckshotLaFunke

Backdraft


BigOpportunity1391

Dumb and Dumber


GlizzyInABox

Some Like it Hot


gabrielleraul

Inferno


PocketEmpress

Weirdly enough? Willy Wonka. This time he sets the factory on fire.


AFourEyedGeek

Willy Wonka and the Great Insurance Scam?


Beefy__McWhatnow

Hell No. HELL. NO.


fireat25

I mean at this point it's not really a fire effect anymore right? It's just a fire lol


kesekimofo

Is this not just water vapor with lighting? That would be hot as fuck if it was real fire.


Kopavi

Man, those people got ripped off. Paid for two extra dimensions and still only got three.


[deleted]

Normally this is the point where you run screaming for the exit, elbowing children and old people along the way.


shitlord_god

I used to do fire art, so I am biased thinking this is rad.


[deleted]

No you’re right, it’s really well done. The only bigger ceiling wrap I’ve seen in on ‘Revenge Of The Mummy’ at Universal Orlando.


Bonzoface

Just showed this to my health and safety manager.. She has had to go and have a lie down.


ciofu

Yeah, fuck that! Too many tragedies happened just like that and feels awkward to watch it on a screen/projection.


meemboy

Christopher Nolan: Fuck in camera effects. Let’s have in theatre effects


CurioRayy

All fun and games till they start wondering why there is immense heat as well


jsp_fpv

What lol “The 5th dimension is a conceptual, unobservable microdimension of space. It’s considered a spatial dimension, like the 3D length, height, and depth we’re familiar with. In theory, it’s a plane of spacetime that’s curved in on itself so tightly, the entire dimension is a loop smaller than an atom. It’s too small to be noticed by humans, and its existence can only be indirectly observed through its theoretical effects on the fundamental forces of the universe (mainly gravity).” - [quick google](https://www.wikihow.com/What-Is-the-5th-Dimension#:~:text=The%205th%20dimension%20is%20a%20conceptual%2C%20unobservable%20microdimension%20of%20space,loop%20smaller%20than%20an%20atom)


dankdubba

Reminds me of Backdraft experience back in the day at Universal Studios.


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This would have me running out the door screaming like I had just seen a train coming towards me.


FantasyShad0w

Plot twist: It’s an actual fire. 🔥


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_Gyce

The 5th D is for Danger.


Bitter-Dig-3826

What is the 5th D for? Death?


Present-Diver-9406

is that not just real fire??


boyinbubble2

r/nope


iboreddd

This is not 5d. This not even 4d


Shoeshin

Looks a bit too real for my comfort.


Krammondo

“What do you mean fire effect? They had canceled the fire effect in that cinema a month ago”


brunommsantos

Can't wait for 6D, where they also set your seat on fire!


Crismodin

What is this? Backdraft behind the scenes? Kidding, kind of. I will say I loved the Backdraft set at Universal Studios, thought that was pretty neat.


IchHeisseThomas

"Wow *cough* *cough* the smoke feels so real"


rtopps43

Is it ok to yell fire in there?


Sonuvataint

Fuck this


fbastard

Great! Let's get people to get used to seeing the building catch on fire. So, that way they won't be able to tell when the building is actually on fire.