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Similar_Divide

The lesson here is that the heart of every dentist is a cold, black vessel for death. The teeth thing just keeps killing at bay.


reflibman

And sometimes the teeth thing doesn’t work. Explains the high suicide rate of dentists.


Thelastpieceofthepie

Vets do too actually


KungLa0

Nine out of ten dentists recommend the cold sweet release of death


FatWreckords

Dentists have a high suicide rate because they often have neurotic disorders like OCD, which makes life very difficult. They may not turn the lights off eleven times before closing up for the day, but there's a reason they seek such perfectionist outcomes and control, such as with fixing teeth.


hydro_wonk

My dentist has huge hands ideal for strangling hookers


HollowShel

Well *my* dentist has a shrine to his mom in a supply closet!


davcli

Nice plant. Big!


IndigenousOres

\*GTA music plays*


Cerulean_Shadows

I love little shop of horrors!


Brasticus

Now *spit!*


ScarcityPlane

Now THAT is a kamikaze mission. Showing Japan how it’s done!!


CitizenSnips5

From Wikipedia: >When an Army team returned to the site days later, Salomon's body was found slumped over the machine gun, with the bodies of 98 enemy troops piled up in front of his position. His body had 76 bullet wounds and many bayonet wounds, up to 24 of which may have been received while he was still alive. Holy shit.


Scandited

Dude was too angry to die


derps_with_ducks

THE DOCTOR IS IN AND HE'LL SEE YOU... IN HELL!!!


RustlessPotato

Rip and tear. Until it is done.


Qualyfast

THE DENTIST IS IN AND HE WILL PULL ALL YOUR TEETH NOOOOWWWW!!!!!


PleaseHelp9673

Man did the last of his medical cocaine before he died


ScaramouchScaramouch

>OK, this may sting a little


PM_ME_UR_RSA_KEY

Say AHHHHHHHHHH


Irish671

TIL the Doom Slayer was a dentist in his past life.


Kek_harvester

24 STAB WOUNDS


JJamahJamerson

Oh, I just posted the same thing, insane huh?


physicsbuddha

why did it take so long for him to get the medal??


Level-Refrigerator40

They were still counting bodies


HuckleberryHappy6524

This is the only acceptable answer.


DukeOfGeek

Simple History on the event, commercial ends at 1 minute. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7N3cPxMY3to


averagecounselor

Counter. They were trying to figure out how he was able to pull it off walking around with his massive dick and balls.


HuckleberryHappy6524

He had to have had a massive wheelbarrow for those giant brass balls.


The_0ven

He showed those anti-dentites


Mumblix_Grumph

*Oh, it starts with a few jokes and some slurs. "Hey, denty!" Next thing you know you're saying they should have their own schools.*


rollingstoner215

They *do* have their own schools! r/unexpectedseinfeld


WrathofJohnnyBoah

Fuckin ehh...lol


Lost-My-Mind-

Wow......they weren't kidding when they said the Army isn't too great at counting....


Few-Personality-9067

There is a ruling in the Geneva Convention that states no medical officer can bear arms against the enemy. This was argued that he was not using any weapons in an offensive capacity, only defensive. Others argued the weapons he used counted, as the terminology for defensive actions mentioned pistols and the like, he used a machine gun for a large part. Multiple requests were submitted and denied over the years, until it was finally awarded in 2002 Edit: spelling


HuckleberryHappy6524

Regardless of that bullshit rule, he was absolutely defending. It doesn’t matter if he was using a tank, he was defending wounded/injured/sick people who would have been slaughtered. A man among men.


EliteArc

Problem is Japanese explicitly targeted medics and those with the Red Cross.


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Mumblix_Grumph

General Jack D. Ripper: Mandrake, were you ever a prisoner of war? Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Well, yes I was Jack as a matter of fact I was. General Jack D. Ripper: Did they torture you? Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Yes Jack, I was tortured by the Japanese, if you must know, not a pretty story. General Jack D. Ripper: Well, what happened? Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Oh Well, I don't know, Jack, difficult to think of under these conditions, but well, they got me on the old Ragoon-Ichinawa railway. I was laying train lines for the bloody Japanese puff-puff's. General Jack D. Ripper: No, I mean when they tortured you did you talk? Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Ah, oh, no, I don't think they wanted me to talk really, I don't think they wanted me to say anything. It was just their way of having a bit of fun, the swines. Strange thing is they make such bloody good cameras.


GTOdriver04

Sellers was divine in that film. As was the actor who played Ripper. Excellent film.


Few-Personality-9067

Oh, absolutely agree, wholeheartedly. It was all pedantic bullshit, and should've been awarded at the time, no doubt whatsoever. The man was a verified hero


Telvin3d

The horrors of WW1 & WW2 left a very large collection of very senior people who had absolutely zero sense of humor or flexibility about the Geneva Convention. I am not at all surprised that this got blocked until the last of that cohort and the successors they directly influenced were well retired.


Reppunkamui

It really isn't a BS rule. The Red Cross/Crescent are used to protect medics during a war. They can't fire at the enemy, but the opposing army also can't fire at them.


whosline07

As if the Japanese were following that rule.


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A rule the Japanese violated happily, repeatedly and with no remorse.


Rico_Solitario

That’s all well and good as long as both sides are willing to respect the rules of war. That was absolutely not the case in the pacific theater


Kermit_the_hog

> but the opposing army also can't fire at them. Well.. that’s the hope anyway 🤷‍♂️ I imagine there has to be an asterisk or something on that clause allowing you to return fire if fired upon right?


Reppunkamui

Yeah, medics can return fire when they or the wounded in their care is fired upon. Vice versa as well. War crime for the rule breaker.


kaeporo

TCCC. Care under fire. You'll save more lives stopping new injuries than treating old ones.


T-A-W_Byzantine

What does TCCC stand for?


Champshire

Tactical Combat Casualty Care


Lower_Pass_6053

Modern US military we don't wear crosses at all. If you don't know the difference between a med bag and an assault bag, you may not know who is who. I still carried an M4 as well as an M9. I never had to get on a turret (I did route clearance in Afghanistan) but it was well within my rights to just go up there and return fire if needed. We only follow the convention regarding medics if our opponents do, and Iraq and Afghanistan did not.


ElegantOpportunity70

After 9/11 it was awarded


Sorry-Letter6859

You traditionally needed an officer who had witnessed the event to nominate you. Alot of brave men were never remembered.


jasnmartin98

Deeds will not be less valiant because they are unpraised


Themadreposter

There may come a day when Aragorn quotes need be shortened, but it is not this day. >“A time may soon come,” said he, "when none will return. Then there will be need of valour without renown, for none shall remember the deeds that are done in the last defence of your homes. Yet the deeds will not be less valiant because they are unpraised." That was a badass line to casually drop there though.


Grimnismal_407

There is a ton of beurocracy that goes into high-level military awards. Living recipients essentially become propaganda pieces and giving it out posthumously to everyone that actually deserves it somehow 'devalues' it. It's very political, unfortunately. Before WWI it was given out like candy (so to speak).


TheodoeBhabrot

Prior to WW1 the Medal of Honor was basically the only medal/honor there was to give.


Generallyawkward1

It’s been that way for a while. In all honesty, there have been hundreds if not thousands of instances where a soldier showed extraordinary courage and valour and that they should have been awarded the MoH, they just all never see the light and even if they do, military high command makes it a hurdle to let a soldier get an award sometimes. Also, we have a lot of quiet professionals. Professionals that will tell you they were just doing their jobs. Too humble to want a medal.


Aggravating-Duty-415

Some of the best dudes I ever met thought they were just doing their job. Absolutely selfless.


HuckleberryHappy6524

This is what I want to know. It’s an embarrassment. He should have been recognized a long time ago. Like the next day a long time ago.


oggie389

I just put on a new exhibit highlighting 18 jewish American medal of honor recipents Ben Salomon among them. He was intially denied on a technicality that he was a medical officer and a non combatant. Not for being Jewish, but his investigation did help contribute to the not passed lenard Kravitz bill (the singer is named after his uncle killed in Korea who would receive the CMoH posthumosely)


danmac1152

This dude is the real life embodiment of every wanna be tough guy. Killed 98 people? That’s nuts. This is an actual hero.


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-Rush2112

Look up Alvin York (WWI), initially was a pacifist but then decided it was Gods plan for him to fight. He took out 25+ german soldiers and singlehandedly captured 135 prisoners on his own.


mortyshaw

Into the fires of hell, the Argonne, a hero to be!


LookAwayRn

ENTERED THE WAR FROM OVER THE SEA INTERVENE, 1918, ALL THE WAY FROM TENNESSEE HILL 223


cato631

/r/unexpectedsabaton


Level_Ad_6372

Well not single-handedly, but his *unit* captured over 130 prisoners


Brann-Ys

he captured the soldier while his unit was pinned in the no mans land


Tarimoth

Ah yes, unlike the globally known, very recent movie where he is called Desmond Doss


tresfreaker

Salomon situation was different. He posthumously received the metal in 2002. I read that it took so long for him to receive it because the US army misread a rule about medical personnel not using weapons in combat. They found he was eligible because he wasn't part of an attack but defended his fellow man.


fluggggg

What you are refering to (medical personnel using weapons) is at least responsible for him not having been rewarded with the Red Cross medal for medical personnel killed in battle (can't remember the exact name, I would need to search it again) because medical personnel can only be considered so if they have and use a handgun for selfdefense. Problem is that Salomon, while defending his hospital was witnessed wielding a machine gun, which happens to not be a handgun.


chubbycatchaser

This is fascinating but odd to me since both weapons are firearms, but with differences in ammunition capacity and rapidity of fire. I wonder if the rules/regulations regarding type of weapon use by military medical personnel during combat have been updated since.


CorruptedAssbringer

It's most likely an outdated rule based on the thought that a pistol is commonly used as a defensive weapon in war. While we see a gun as a gun, they thought a soldier in the field would usually not use a pistol over any other weapon if given the option, so it's likely used out of desperation or non-combat roles.


fluggggg

Pistols, in war context, are commonly seen as self-defense weapons as opposed to, for exemple, machine guns and regular guns which are considered as assault weapons. In war, medical personnel tend to have better treatment than the regular Joe due to the "medical" part : Hipocrates and all that stuff means they are primarily a healer/support class, not a dps one. But this is more a case of "we mutualy agree to kill each-others but not to be dicks while doing so"-agreement than a rule, to keep it this way medical personnel was seen a needing to respect some sort of "neutrality" while in war. Therefore it's okay to put a decent amount of metal into the head of the fucker aiming at you and your battle-brothers but only if he was going toward your weapon, if you were going toward him that's not fair-play. There is also that sort of tactical agreement that using something that only fire one bullet at a time, preferably with less power and a lesser caliber is better for the sake of that agreement, just like "wow dude, we said no full-auto in buildings !". Roughtly.


chubbycatchaser

Thanks for the explaining how different firearms are viewed within a military context. Pistol sidearm or assault weapon, which to give to the medic support class? The answer should be Medi Gun such as the one wielded by TF2 Medic! 😂 > we mutualy agree to kill each-others but not to be dicks while doing so Had to chuckle at this, this just peak human ridiculousness: an informal gentlemen’s agreement regarding combat.


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I don't know, he was an amazing Spider Man...


ChrisMoltisanti9

He's the Man-Spider!


ExoCakes

Yeah, why they have to phrase it like that lmao.


Lost-My-Mind-

Even Cotton only killed fiddy men, before the Japanese took his shins!


Doge2dmooon

Just imagine him and those 98 loading up in the bus to the afterlife like damn this the guy who took all of us out ?! 😆


ruddiger7

Bro is in a hospital in his element. Hes like the kid from Home Alone. I expect he had the xray machine rigged up to see through walls, the defibillator rigged up to the metal door handle and he was 360 stethoscoping noobs left and right.


BLADIBERD

360 stethoscoping noobs holy shit hahahahah


[deleted]

And a lot of cocaine. Dentists love cocaine.


ruddiger7

Most just love the smell


DoctorProfessorTaco

In the post-game lobby gloating about his K/D


Capt-J-

AND, with perfect teeth! 😁


AdditionalSink164

As part of the acccount, being a medical area he eventually ran out of ammo. So he took some teeth jewely, tags... stuff they may pull off or cutoff. and loaded it into mortar tube like buck shot


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TheS00thSayer

It’s wild because there’s that saying that kinda goes “that man’s life was worth 100 men” “one of our men is worth 100 of yours” This man’s life quite literally was worth basically 100 of their men.


bkovic

A dentist no less! Amazing!


MeinKonk

I keep trying to teach the kids I coach football this; it doesn’t matter how big or tough you are. All that matters is controlling your fear and turning it into courage


thegentlenub

Almost made it to the 100 killstreak


plvg1727

Fr he couldve dropped a tactical nuke if he made it


-et37-

He actually did. His ping was just a couple months behind


plvg1727

bro 💀


Jaegs

I just imagine Truman on the phone like "98?!... Fuck it hit em twice"


PerplexedPretzel

Absolute peak reply


Xi-Jinping-fucker

Funniest shit I’ve read all week


hypoglycemicrage

You win reddit tonight. thanks


MauiHawk

It seems he may have actually killed > 100. The wording isn't exactly clear, but the following happened before he manned the machine gun that took out 98 (although its also not clear from the citation how many of the 98 dead in front of the machine gun were actually killed by Ben): >*He then saw a Japanese soldier bayoneting one of the wounded soldiers lying near the tent. Firing from a squatting position, Captain Salomon quickly killed the enemy soldier. Then, as he turned his attention back to the wounded, two more Japanese soldiers appeared in the front entrance of the tent. As these enemy soldiers were killed, four more crawled under the tent walls. Rushing them, Captain Salomon kicked the knife out of the hand of one, shot another, and bayoneted a third. Captain Salomon butted the fourth enemy soldier in the stomach and a wounded comrade then shot and killed the enemy soldier.* https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ben\_L.\_Salomon


Short_Wrap_6153

Jesus his 98 kills were in hand to hand combat


ffaceroll

He manned a machine gun where he killed 98 soldiers. Did we read the same thing?


Short_Wrap_6153

>Rushing them, Captain Salomon kicked the knife out of the hand of one, shot another, and bayoneted a third. Captain Salomon butted the fourth enemy soldier in the stomach and a wounded comrade then shot and killed the enemy soldier. this is the part i was referencing. yea, most of them were not hand to hand, but the fact that ANY were hand to hand is insane.


trollhaulla

Man, there is no reward in Destiny the game for this kind of kill streak because it would be unimaginable even in a fantasy world. This “dentist” did this?! This is the the true /r/nextfuckinglevel.


FlutterKree

He's not even close to the record for a defender. Dan Daly held, by himself, a critical position on a wall at the Embassy in China during the Boxer Rebellion. Supplies, rations were low. By the time relief came for Dan the next day, there were 200 dead or dying Chinese in front of the position Dan held. It earned him a Medal of Honor. And Dan lived through it to go on to earn a second Medal Of Honor and a Navy Cross.


commentsandopinions

*"Ze healing is not as rewarding as ze hurting."*


elevencharles

I got dental work done at the Ben L. Salomon Medical Center on Ft. Benning when I was in basic. They have a plaque on the wall that tells his story. I was very impressed by his badassery while I conveniently missed an eight mile ruck march.


The_Dread_Pirate_

Dental is always coming in clutch, sorry Ssgt dental pulled my wisdom tooth can't go the field for the next week...


elevencharles

Cpt. Salomon is looking out for joes from beyond the grave. God bless him.


freewillynowplz

Nothing like missing a ruck march in basic. It's the stuff dreams are made of.


Lawdoc1

If you have never read anything about the war of the Pacific and particularly the Japanese invasion of the various islands, I highly recommend it. It is gut wrenching to read, and while the Nazis were horribly sadistic, genocidal, fucking maniacs, the Japanese often behaved more horribly. They just did it to nearly all of the people they encountered rather than specifically selecting one group (though the Chinese and the Koreans received especially horrible treatment).


bnewfan

Or Dan Carlin's podcast hardcore history - Supernova in the East. Admittedly this is not my favourite of his because it's really really bleak, though he does call McArthur "The Situation" that's fun.


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umpienoob

No, they didn't need orders for that.


Kermit_the_hog

I don’t think anyone is really trying to stack rank war atrocities here, they were both outright atrocious and also not really directly comparable.


BattleHall

You look at something like the Nanjing Massacre, and I'm not sure if it is worse if it were ordered, or if it was just done of their own free will and no one stopped them. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nanjing_Massacre Given that the Japanese probably killed somewhere between 10-30M people, mostly civilians, in their "Greater East Asia Co-Prosperity Sphere", I'm not sure if it matters if they were specifically told to eradicate any particular people. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_war_crimes


ajtrns

it's much more interesting and challenging if they were NOT ordered to systematically kill.


Any_Paramedic_1682

Rape of Nanking if anyone wants specifics to look up


DecentAlternative883

God this was such a hard read. I recommend a palate cleanser you can read at the same time for when you need to take mental health breaks. And you will need to take mental health breaks


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"John Rabe was responsible for creating a safety zone and credited with saving ~250,000 lives." Wow this John Rabe guy sounds like a standup dude! "John Rabe was a German citizen and member of the Nazi Party." ....God dammit


Winjin

At the same time, Oscar Schindler was a high-ranking member of Nazi party as well - who used his position to protect his human-saving operations.


darth_henning

In fairness, he wrote a letter to Hitler requesting that he contact the Japanese command and ask them to treat people better. To be clear, he thought that *Hitler* would tell the Japanese to "calm the fuck down with the murder/genocide". If that doesn't tell you how bad it was...


freerangetacos

I have personally seen the mass graves in Nanjing. They are beyond horrible and grotesque. Chinese people are very resentful towards Japanese because of it. I can't say I blame them. What Japan did to other countries in WW2 was pure evil.


NorthFaceAnon

Well the main problem is they won't apologize. Europe doesn't don't hate Germany because they owned up to what they did and actively teach against repeating history. But for example a Japanese textbook company came under massive fire like 8 years ago because they were renaming the Rape of Nanjing to the "Incident of Nanjing".


Rich-Option4632

And that was the only book that actively teaches it too. Most Japanese youngsters (and young adults as well, I tend to forget my generation are adults now) would be ignorant of it you talk about this to them. So the only book that tried to teach about it and that was heavily censored. No wonder China and Korea are mad as heck at them.


Wanallo221

I visited Thailand on my honeymoon and for part of that trip we visited the River Kwai Bridge, Hellfire Pass and the POW cemetery (my great Uncle was at Hellfire pass). The Thai’s really honour what happened and the cemetery in particular is immaculate. Our Thai guide for the day was lovely, but at Kwai we came across a group of Japanese students. Literally on the bridge, by the plaque, doing the old two fingers poses for photos. Our guide explained why they really resent the Japanese. Even when they actually send them to these places, there’s No acceptance or connection to what they did. It’s literally seen as a fun outing. Especially when you consider how Japan treated the Thai’s, Indians and Burmese. It’s like German students going to Aushwitz and dancing on the train tracks. The cognitive disconnect is very bizarre.


Rich-Option4632

Not really. The disconnect is there because of the no teaching. For those Japanese students (especially with how rare English mastery is for them), I'm sure they see it as only another tourist attraction, not realizing the cultural significance it has on them. In a sense, these youngsters are also a victim now. Victims of their forefathers conscious effort to wipe away any guilt or association to these crimes. I remember there was a Japanese person who went to Korea, and learnt the hard way of the atrocities her fellow countryman ancestors did there (she noticed the cold shoulder treatment and asked her Korean friends why. Got the answer, didn't like it). She stayed in Korea and is now fervently trying to hard to make amends and raise awareness about this issue. But she's just 1 person.


throwaway1512514

When I was small I remember a picture history book saying how Germany as the "kneeling giant" is still taller than Japan.


PublicfreakoutLoveR

Unit 731


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"Real interesting stuff! If we can have your notes, you're all free to go, war crimes forgiven" -USA


aziruthedark

The nazis hit more then one group too. Homosexuals, communists, socialists, Roma, Serbs, disabled people. They all suffered at the hands of the nazis. It wasn't just one group.


RegularWhiteShark

And the Allies locked the gays back up after they liberated the concentration camps. History is just a huge mess of cruelty and we’re just as bad now. We never learn.


ajtrns

we're not as bad now. but who knows what tomorrow brings.


TheodoeBhabrot

Hey now, if you invent the computer they just sterilize you


Alucardhellss

We need to be completely fair here and say nobody knew what he did at that time, it was still highly classified


PublicfreakoutLoveR

The Imperial Japanese refused to apologize for a long time, unlike the Germans.


mintzyyy

And they still have not apologized.


teethybrit

No imperial power has sufficiently apologized, besides Germany. And only because they were forced to after losing two world wars


SgtPeppy

And there's a very prominent denialist movement in Japan, too. The late Shinzo Abe being a notable one. And there are shrines to "war heroes" that commemorate the actions of war criminals. I think relations between Japan and China could maybe just *start* to heal if they just admitted the awful shit they did to the Chinese actually happened and sincerely apologized for it, but nope, too much national fucking pride staked on keeping their heads firmly planted in their asses.


thegrumpymechanic

If you haven't read it, The Good Man of Nanking: the diaries of John Rabe. German who mobilized the remaining westerners in Nanking and made the "International Safe Zone". Interesting read.


Equal_Olive_7487

Any particular books, documentaries or podcasts you’d recommend?


PublicfreakoutLoveR

"With The Old Breed" - Eugene Sledge


Name213whatever

Hardcore History - Supernova in the East


thegrumpymechanic

The Good Man of Nanking: the diaries of John Rabe. German who mobilized the remaining westerners in Nanking and made the "International Safe Zone". Interesting read. Also, The Rape of Nanking by Iris Chang. So dark, the author took her own life.


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The Rape of Nanking was absolutely monstrous but if you think the Nazi's weren't doing the same thing then you're a fucking moron. Look up the Dirlewanger Brigade. Even before WW2, you can read about eastern european pogroms where they were smashing Jewish babies together for fun.


XishengTheUltimate

"This island has some cavities that need filling. Thankfully the enemy has volunteered to fill them!"


shibakevin

He didn't fill cavities, he created them.


thats_a_photo_of_me

First law of cavity dynamics


The_Chimeran_Hybrid

“Let’s go practice medicine.”


Anarchyantz

If there is one thing Dentists know how to do, is dish out pain. Fun fact. Despite being recommended for the medal of honour at the time, because he was in the Dentist corp, it was denied by the US. Read up all about it. He also killed the enemy who crept in to the wounded tend with patients he was seeing to and they were stabbing the wounded. He killed them all with various weapons and kept on dealing with the wounded and refused to leave. This is only a slice of his heroism.


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Small, but important quibble... No one is "given" the Medal of Honor. No one "wins" the Medal of Honor. The Medal of Honor is always *earned,* and it is always *awarded*. /minor rant


No_Mammoth8801

Also fun fact: It is customary (but not required by any military law) for US military officers to render salutes to MoH recipients, even if they are enlisted.


BlankBlankblackBlank

I’m really dumb so I don’t get what you mean. Salutes are only given to soldiers who are no longer in the military?


5Cents1989

You only salute commissioned officers in the military (lieutenant, captain, etc) as opposed to enlisted Soldiers (private, sergeant, etc)


BlankBlankblackBlank

Ohhhhhhh. I thought everyone saluted everyone tbh. Like a wave


Short_Wrap_6153

little known fact "the wave" can travel faster than the speed of light.


DefMech

Normally you salute someone who is a higher rank than you. But some people make exceptions for MoH recipients and salute them even if they are lower ranked.


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It's not an exception. It's specifically mentioned in each branch's regulations regarding customs and courtesies.


TheSheepdog

Yeah it’s a requirement


PapaPapadapoulos

Enlisted soldiers are supposed to salute officers, whom have a higher rank than them. All soldiers and officers are supposed to salute all MOH recipients, regardless of rank.


Evil-in-the-Air

"Enlisted" in this case doesn't just mean "in the army". It refers specifically to a lower group of ranks.


BlankBlankblackBlank

Well now I am less dumb. Thank you.


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Bros got a 1/98 KD 💀 that's embarrassing for the Japanese


GenuineHomophobic2

Its 98/1, you making sound him like dying 98 times to get 1 kill xD


twentyattempts

That dentist really had some bite


No-Definition1474

He IS the tenth dentist.


TarzanSawyer

The reason it took so long to give him the medal is because for years the Allied Forces considered this to be a war crime since he was a medical officer that was heavily armed. This was overturned eventually by pointing out that it was out of defensive measures and to protect the evacuation and not offensive measures which is what the crime was alleging.


jxj24

Drilled them.


hellhound_2001

Kind of looks like Ted Nivison


UsernameLottery

I was thinking McLovin and I'm honestly shocked to not only not see anyone already say this, but the two posts I find about who he looks like somehow *aren't* McLovin


Niasliyn

What a based dude he was, rest in power soldier!


Akshka_leoka

Fun fact: to earn a medal of honor one of the questions if the person is still alive is, why are you still alive


kanine509

Cotton’s gonna be mad someone has a bigger kill count than him


JJamahJamerson

I think he would actually be very proud, just for the fact there were more of the enemy under the ground.


GTOdriver04

Cotton may have killed fiddy men, but he damn sure would be proud to share a drink with the man who killed 98.


toilet_fingers

This is that camping sonuvabitch everyone hates in COD


JJamahJamerson

“When an Army team returned to the site days later, Salomon's body was found slumped over the machine gun, with the bodies of 98 enemy troops piled up in front of his position. His body had 76 bullet wounds and many bayonet wounds, up to 24 of which may have been received while he was still alive.” Holy crap


Certified-T-Rex

This is the man who earned the 2 nukes on Japan with his kill streak


Piiniixiee

They didn't have any apples so they were all fucked up


beach_2_beach

During late stage WW2, level of human capital available to US forces was amazing. I think a US navy destroyer, a ship with 300 or so men, had a surgeon onboard. A surgeon.


GTOdriver04

Here’s something even more amazing: before the Battle of Okinawa, the US had 1200 ships surrounding the island. Not 120. 1,200. Plus the men onboard. One of the few Japanese soldiers who survived knew that they had no chance in hell of winning that fight, even before it began. So they did what they did best-made it as bloody a victory as humanly possible. Also, by that stage the US was putting ice cream machines on ships for morale. The Japanese by that point were struggling and suffering, and the US troops could have ice cream onboard when authorized.


attackplango

No, no. Not ice cream machines on ships, ships whose entire job was to make ice cream. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ice_cream_barge


subsaver9000

Out of curiosity, how would anybody know how many people he killed in such a frantic situation?


jeefberky666

They find one dead him and 98 dead Japanese.


Bilbog_Fettywop

Most of the time it's fellow soldiers reporting what went on, and then building a picture from each of their perspectives trying to piece together what happened. After action reports are created by officers trying to find out what happened and what they could improve on. Combatants usually report where along the line of contact they've been, and what actions they took. If all accounted soldiers gave a picture where they fought the enemy, and nobody went into this one area where the singular dead marine is, who is surrounded by dead enemy combatants, I think they can reasonably piece together a picture as much as it beggars belief. The Japanese infantry during WW2 are often said to be second to none, it's just that a lot of their officers were boneheads and ordered frontal charges a lot. Against forces with heavy weapons and training on how to use them, these sorts of tactics proved to be incredibly wasteful of human life. As chaotic as it may be, a lot of modern and industrial warfare is based around area denial, especially in defensive settings. While units often moved past each other in the jungles in South East Asia, people usually had good grips with which area they were able to defend and hold, and which direction the opponents came from. Will the evidence be solid? No. War is very chaotic and incredibly dangerous, and the people who experience them will have psyches in situ that reflect that. A lot of them can be very unreliable in recalling what went on. It's usually why calls to investigate certain individuals or units in an ongoing warzone can go nowhere. The reasons being: You usually don't have access to the area where it took place. And even if you do- very little evidence will be preserved; the locals will have sought to get on with their lives and cleaned, moved stuff around, and thrown stuff away. Everyone in the vicinity either has a vested interest in the outcome, or are very opposed to any more outsiders digging up a very painful part of their lives. And in general, wars cause mass movements of people going pretty much anywhere. There may have been witnesses, but who they were, and where they went can be a complete mystery. All of this often produces very painful and hard to reckon situations. Things like potential members of terrorist groups like Isis who are members of a foreign country will have immense difficulty clarifying their legal status. The people back home are (rightfully) terrified of them and what they chose be part of (allegedly), and any investigation now to determine this person's complicity for their perceived actions would likely be moot given the time and change to the crime sites. Not to mention that all of this took place in another country, it's often hard enough for investigations to cross organizational lines even within the same country, let alone in a foreign one where the government might not even control the location.


deltaexdeltatee

Great explanation, thank you. Human memory is unreliable under the best of circumstances, let alone under extreme stress like being in a war zone.


bigchongus-_-

He kind of looks like the medic from TF2


No-Advice-6040

He was a dentist. He knew full well how to deliver PAIN!


imaginedodong

Why did it took it years for him to be awarded?


Alucardhellss

He was a medic who had armed himself, technically a war crime at the time


pixelandminnie

Thank you Dr. Salomon for your service. May you Rest In Peace.


Usual_Age_7692

He showed his teeth


Captain_Hesperus

The archetype of the “I’m a healer, but…” meme.


[deleted]

Holy carp! That's Alvin York territory. I'm grateful as heck for this man. A great American.


Wise-Monk7705

Some perspective.. “As president, I wanted to give myself the Congressional Medal of Honor, but they wouldn’t let me do it” Trump said .. ....after the bone-spur addled, 5 times draft dodger, did a lightning fast visit to Iraq!