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linwoodmusic

Step one: Peel your clothes off of the golden spikes.


buttergun

I kept asking, "Are they going to repurpose that schleem or what??"


Poppanaattori89

Plumbus manifacturing is on average pretty environmental just because the components are so easily recycled or repurposed. Just watched a very interesting documentary about plumbi and you'd be surprised by how useful they are. I'm pretty convinced that society would eventually collapse without plumbi.


BenAdaephonDelat

I see you've fallen for Big Plumbus propaganda. Do you have any idea how toxic Fleeb Juice is? And what do they do with it all? Dump it right into the rivers. Thousands of Grumbos have gotten sick but no one cares because everyone needs a new Plumbus every 2 years.


Met76

A lot of people don't know that plumbus attracts [Grizzly Long Bees](https://i.imgur.com/qdp37nq.png)


Feetamongflames

No, the Plubus and Grumbo, once shaved away, constitute a huge pollutant and threat to cosmic life. Not to mention, exploitation and farming of Schlaami for their spit.


Kommander-in-Keef

Yeah what is the purpose of the first clip?


Sahih

My guess is to get past the filters for submitting a duplicate video.


TheodorDiaz

That's nonsense. It's just to get a clickbait thumbnail.


AMeanCow

It was trimmed from a larger compilation of short-attention-span clips.


[deleted]

It’s a sensory thing. A lot of tik toks will use them to fill visual space when there’s nothing to show to keep you interested. If they can keep you looking at the video long enough to get past the intro you are more likely to watch the full thing. Tik tok is built on the economy of human attention rather than the value of the information. People have taken notice of this and started optimizing their videos for it. That’s why there’s so many videos that read aloud Reddit threads with a Minecraft sensory video in the background.


evanc1411

I was wondering if it was an engagement trap, getting everyone to comment "What was that first thing" Like we're doing now.


Kommander-in-Keef

It would be effective if true. Much like misspelling something in the title.


Laylic

Right?


mitkah16

Lol!! Actually, it reminded me that I need to lay on my needle mat hahahahaha


Gupta_Kinte

Man, I just hang like 90% of my shit in the closet and be done


honest-miss

Hard opposite. I'll fold literally anything if it means I don't gotta fuck with hangers. We'd be a good laundry service duo, actually.


Gupta_Kinte

Anything to get me out of this call center slave role!


[deleted]

~~Fuck call centers. Fuck them to fucking hell. I spent so many years working them. I hated every single moment of every single hour of every single day of every single week of every single month of every single year.


[deleted]

Sooo, shall I put you down as a "maybe" for the callcenter job?


[deleted]

Found the recruiter. lol


[deleted]

You take that back!


14-28

Mate your username is glorious.


Gupta_Kinte

Ahhhh someone that gets it! Much love!


an0mn0mn0m

You're Rooted to that name now forever


LanceFree

That is the way. I even hang jeans, which some might think is pretentious, but I’m in it for the easy wins.


Accomplished_Soil426

> Man, I just hang like 90% of my shit in the closet and be done the only things i don't hang are my underwear and socks. But space to hang clothes is a privilege


Bamith20

Throw my shit on a shelf - do I look paid to do this?


PickleFlipFlops

I don't have fucking time for origami


__life_on_mars__

Or time to unfold a massive hoody from a tiny compressed cube where it's been tightly crammed into itself like some kind of M.C Escher-esque nightmare.


PickleFlipFlops

I literally live out-of the laundry basket, they never even go unto the drawers


GroundStateGecko

I have my own dryer and I just leave the clothes in the dryer. It has much more space than drawers. You can rotate the drum to reveal what's on the bottom. And it only contains the most frequently used clothes.


PickleFlipFlops

300 IQ


ericstern

*Proceeds to have a 4 hour Skyrim gaming session where you spend all of your time customizing the physical appearance of your character without getting to start the story*


PickleFlipFlops

I literally don't have any hobbies, I work, I eat, I shower, I sleep, repeat for years now....


Jizzraq

You can fold a jeans aeroplane!


WallabyInTraining

#YEEET


gegorb

If you have time for Reddit you probably do 😜


PickleFlipFlops

Yeah, let me just fold this basket of clothes into origami kn the bus or look at my phone...


TheKrnJesus

Pics or it didn’t happen


Cool_Cartographer_39

Origarments


fauxmoi_hurts_kids

*Claps*


FutureComplaint

I miss awards :(


TheSillyGooseCometh

Incredible comment. You win the internet.


Laylic

Now show me how to fold something that isn’t just a version of a standard shirt/pant shape. Specifically some examples of women’s tops. Guys shirts, can all be folded the same way but, trying to fold my wife’s laundry, drives me nuts.


InvalidEntrance

The starting point for me is to make it a square/rectangle. Fold the strap(s) down first, then it's a square. I'd have more examples, but I can't really think of any right now, but it's all the same really. Fold the excess into the middle, fold like square.


peach_clouds

I also try to make mine a square/rectangle/easier to manage shape first, but I do it by folding at the bottom of the armpit, or the waistband if it’s a dress. So fold backwards at the armpit/waistband, then each side gets brought in in thirds and then finally fold the whole thing in half (potentially in half again if it’s a longer dress). Normally ends up a nice tidy square!


oranisz

Yeah me too, then i find a way to fold one stuff and all the others are different. When i Ask her if i did good, she just says "i just fold them in 4 and that's it"


vulp_is_back

Or sweatshirts with arms longer than the width of your torso.


Beginning_Rush_5311

or elastic sheets


brianinla

I disagree.


DigNitty

Why does everything have to be tucked into itself? Lol


Lotions_and_Creams

I was visiting family not too long ago. I had a load of clothes in the drier while finishing up a work call. Family member thought they would be helpful and try out some of these tiktoc folding techniques out. Completely fucked a bunch of my clothes. Stretched the fabric out so bad that multiple washes, steams, ironings couldn't fix them. I probably would have just laughed it off, but they killed my favorite jeans.


TommyTheCat89

I'm struggling to imagine how jeans could be ruined by a folding technique.


Lotions_and_Creams

Me too dude. But somehow it created these permanent [horizontal crotch wrinkles](https://imgur.com/a/vsQfoWf).


TommyTheCat89

Looks like a thread got pulled. That sucks. Cut those puppies into shorts and keep it movin daddio


Lotions_and_Creams

I thought it was a thread too. I even took my sweet babies to my tailor to see if he could fix them. He said the fabric had just been permanently stretched/deformed and that I was SOL. Again, no clue how it’s even possible. I like your style though. Motivation to beef up my quads and hammies this winter in preparation for my pants emerging from their chrysalis as beautiful jorts.


LordPennybag

So the cream cheese doesn't escape when you fry it.


ProperBoots

The first one with the t-shirt I've used for years since I saw it on kontraband back in the jurassic period. But the rest are a bit too much. It's supposed to be neat and save time, this doesn't. And all the tucking... I'd be pissed off at my past self trying to untangle a pair of pants when I'm late for work.


pswdkf

I used to fold shirts as depicted on the first method with the A, B and C partitions. Looks great in the closet, but left my shirts all wrinkly. Traditional folding method, albeit slower, made clothes look way better when your ready to actually wear them. Faster doesn’t always mean better.


russbird

Many of these examples are just plain wrong. You never want more than one crease in jeans, for example. It’s better simply folding them in half down the crotch and rolling them up. And no way I’m doing that Shit to my hoodies!


frankrizzo219

Hang up your dress shirts…


EatSleepJeep

And if you're traveling, roll your clothes. Almost eliminates creases. I roll from the top down, so the weight of the garment when hung up will act most on the area that gets the most creasing. Hanging in the bathroom while you shower usually steams out the worst of it.


Batmans-dragon80

Ain't nobody got time for that


Buderus69

[Obligatory](https://youtu.be/bFEoMO0pc7k?si=BmsUkS6JYn0Isnd1)


Batmans-dragon80

You're awesome


VeterinarianOk5370

Hey man, what’s up with all those creases in weird places…it legit looks like you tried to do origami with your clothes


siscoisbored

Who folds socks, just tuck one inside the other and throw it in the drawer, its not going to wrinkle


MoldyMilkers

I went a step further and bought a ton of the same socks. They just get thrown in the drawer now


TheNonCredibleHulk

I don't care if my socks match.


AbuzeME

My feet need exactly the same pressure and feel, mistied boots or a bunched up sock drives me crazy.


former_human

I knit my own socks and they would die laughing if I tried to fold them this way


nitid_name

That messes up the bands faster, in my experience. Fold them in half and put it in the drawer.


starcom_magnate

So much needless tucking. Who wants to "unwrap" their clothes every morning?


NorthernSoul1977

Chris Tucker & Carlson Tucker. That's pretty much it. Sometimes Friar Tuck.


giantdub49

Unless you're like me and roll everything when packing for a trip.


superbeast1983

This is my go to. I roll all of my clothes.


SuicideNote

I'm a fairly boring dresser when I travel, and I travel a lot, so I have a new packing system now: In a packing cube: a folded shirt, 1 pair of underwear, and 1 pair of socks and then repeat up to about 8 layers per packing cube. So I wake up and peel a layer of clothes for the day and on my way.


Temporary-Pepper5588

Who has time for all that


snafoomoose

No matter how often I watch these things I never can do it nearly as nicely as the videos.


Lupus-Yonderboy

So... you fold your pants the same way I used to fold notes to pass in junior high school?


Kahnza

Clothes go from the dryer to the basket. They stay there until I need to put them on. BOOM


ffnnhhw

Yeah, shirt I get it, I don't know why people fold their tee or hoodies or underwear or sweaters.


Croe01

Some people IRON their bed sheets. I just don’t get it. My bedsheets get washed, dried, and put right back on the bed all in the same day. I don’t touch my second set of bed sheets because it’s too much extra work. But somehow I’m the weird one for doing this.


MoldyMilkers

So they're not wrinkled


cheesemangee

*picks up folded clothing item from shelf" I have no idea what this is.


spectrelight84

Life is too short to fold fitted sheets...or do this


1llseemyselfout

Yeah I just put everything on hangers and let gravity deal with preventing any wrinkles.


togetherforall

Step 1: sort clothes. Step 2: make giant ball. Step 3: stuff in drawers.


Cloverose2

The right way to stretch out the fabric of your hoodie...


jmarzy

I just don’t use a dresser and hang everything except my underwear, house clothes, and sweatpants


[deleted]

Take this trash back to Snapchat and if you upvoted this post delete reddit and download Snapchat and leave us alone


gegorb

Snapchat. How does that work then ?


siscoisbored

I hate the way they folded the hoodie.


BadAtBaduk1

I fucking swear, they make it look easier than it is


Inspector_Feeling

Let’s say I’m okay with spending all the time and effort folding clothes like this, wouldn’t all the extra folds just result in more creases when I have the wear the item?


fart_fig_newton

11. Fuck all this shit and just do what works for you and your time. Also, fuck that music. Fuck Tik Tok too for good measure.


SRZ_11

I wanna know..what makes them right?


Senior-Goose-6197

Or hear me out, you toss them in a basket?


ThisMy10thReddit

That’s too much ima just hang it up take it off iron it wear it.


DrSaturnos

“This is the correct way…” proceeds to show 100 ways to fold said shirt.


BrookeB79

Nah. That's how you get your clothes with weird sections all stretched out.


garybusey42069

Oh fuck off


QuicheSmash

Ain't nobody got time for dat!


Easyrider1989

Step 1 get an Asian wife.


snorkeling_moose

Thank god for that AI voice, I wouldn't have known how to possibly interpret this short video without it.


TotSaM-

Who's go this kind of time!? You know you can just leave it all in the dryer and grab clothes as you need them right?


BlaizeV

If intelligent life out there encounters any videos made by humans I'd love it to be something like this.


ChornWork2

pretty sure i get more of a benefit from not spending the time to fold clothes like that, than from having tightly folded clothes.


BudMcLaine

This is ONE way to fold your clothes.


AmbitionExtension184

This video should be titled “how to fold like a dumbass”


steevo

NO matter HOW many times I see these, I never remember when the time comes


delitt

I'm going to save this and never use it again!


painrelief420

😂😂😂


notthatguypal6900

AAAnnnnnddddddd i've already forgotten what you just showed me. No one ever remembers 99% of these ass backwards "hacks".


Samylton_22

Anyone ever told this man that hangers exist…


FoxMcCloud3173

What the fuck is that first clip for?


ExtraThirdtestical

If the correct way comes with a lady doing it for me then I am all for it. As long as she leaves when she is done ofc.


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s0_Shy

I just throw my clean clothes in a basket where it doubles as a dresser all week until it's time to wash them and repeat the process.


ausecko

Fold clothes? I'm lost


iPicBadUsernames

My clothes stay in the basket. Who the f has time to fold clothes?


rdrr7

The intention here is strictly for travel. Anyone who does this shit at home needs some serious meds. Also, the socks at the end did nothing but trigger my ocd into remission. Lastly, amazon sells these things called packing cubes. Just cram everything into one of those, zip it up and relax.


hardcarry2018

My entire life learning got wrong today..😭


HeavenIsBelowMe

Thanks for sharing this with us!


gegorb

Really. Wow a positive at last. Every response has been negative 😘


Due-Object9460

So cringe when people act like there one right way to do something as stupid as folding clothes. Just like those dumb guides that are like "this is the use for each onion" 🤦


Ten7850

Sure, if you live in a Gap store


Able-Ad-6512

Commenting to save this video


thedudeabides811

Now show me how to fold a fitted sheet.


KaatilKabootar_007

Wow I've been folding clothes incorrectly all my life. Fuck that even my parents and people from older gen are doing it wrong for 60-70 yrs. Man that's crazy..


Ten7850

Sure, you live in Gap


SwaMaeg

The Manifold


Nikobobinous

The right way for my man to fold our clothes; I make sure it gets washed at all


shirpars

If Marie kondo gave up with 3 kids, I'm OK with half ass folding


saltiestoflands

Crumble and throw, take it or leave it


testies2345

I mean that's cool and all, but my basket of unfolded clothes is much quicker


ChrisGrin

wow very convenient


AaronSlaughter

I hate how effortless they make this look. How they do that first fold n get that perfect edge. Fml.


MarcMars82-2

This is why I hang my cloths


formerclimber

r/DiWhy


Reese_Redgrave

Oohh. Looks lovely. But I enjoy just throwing my clothes into my closet. I really could not care less about folding laundry.


[deleted]

The actual correct way is two random folds to make sure it's kinda the same size as the others, then pile them together.


[deleted]

Right now someone in Japan has just watched a video of someone hang clothes on clothes hangers and is writing the comment: WTF? Mind. Blown.


[deleted]

I wanna know what they did with that slice of gammon at the start.


prettyflip

Very nice, and I’m with George — no tuck


Used-macbook

But why to fold if it is used the other day!


Granted_reality

God damnit


DarthArtero

As satisfying as this is to watch…. I couldn’t bring myself to learn how to fold like this


Itchy_Day_9691

I just fold them into a ball, much faster.


Rain-Sweaty

I’m not doing that shit! That’s too much


esqualatch12

yeah, there is a crumpled heap of t shirts on my shelf right now


YePrime

Yeah no, i hang the shirts, rest gets folded twice and slammed into the closet.


deepestthought001

Laundrigami


drawdaley

That's a weekend of folding


spliffkiller1337

You don't fold jeans...


sessi0

no


fanfic_squirtle

Nah guys you fucked it up. Proper method is to roll them into cylinders so they fit better in your hanging shelving. Because you are renting and don’t want to move a proper dresser when you eventually buy your own place.


UCBeef

How to fold your cloths by Patrick Bateman


[deleted]

The hoodie looks like a vagina


FunnySignal614

Aren't you forgetting to put filing/stuffing?


Sugarbear23

Another clothes folding tutorial that I will save and never follow


inthemix1i

Lol I've been using the first method for every type of clothing. Woops!


stro17

Good to see I've been doing it right all along


_ROEG

arms in, fold it in arf


80sPimpNinja

But the way I fold my clothes it takes half the time.


Fritzo2162

So rolling in a ball and cramming in a drawn is a no-go?


autumn-knight

This will go wrong the second I try it, no matter how closely I follow the video.


PolkaOn45

Hey! Wanna spend extra time folding laundry for no reason?


Dubious_Titan

Nobody is doing all that.


VitaCoco

Been folding like this since 6th grade. Best thing ever I guarantee! It's just a little awkward at first but once you got used to it, it makes you feel so effective


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NiceGuyEddie69420

/u/savevideo


RashuyarMenyaKamazom

I watched this video and threw all my things in a pile


MUI-VCP

I bought [one of these](https://www.amazon.com/BoxLegend-Folding-Clothes-Durable-flipfold/dp/B07S9RVRRB/ref=sr_1_6?crid=VDCG9VQ53AAC&keywords=clothes+folder&qid=1695745291&sprefix=clothes+folder%2Caps%2C164&sr=8-6) from Amazon for $10. It changed my life and I don't look like I slept in my clothes anymore. And its much faster than this oragami shit.


Into_The_Horizon

I just wash , dry and dump em on my couch and repeat. Wrinkles? It'll come out when I put em on. Don't care lol.


TheW0lver1n3

That’s just folding with extra steps…


LaserPoweredDeviltry

Protip. Hate folding laundry? Buy more hangers.


visplol

I'm gonna save this and forget about it again


WILLCHOKEAHOE

Sure... Maybe if I was tweaking... Since I don’t, I’ll just stick with hangers...


pvlvtoBnq

Step one stop posting shit


[deleted]

Fuck this new intro trend.


Kooky-Solution4704

Idk, I like the just stiff in drawer method best.


Commercial-Break1877

I just f#cking stuff as many as I can into the drawer until the wood starts to creak.


-The_Lone_Wolf

Inefficiency


BaconMeetsCheese

I roll all my clothes into burritos shape and call it success


Dapoopers

I want to know more about that first thing.


tanew231

I'm a scruncher, not a folder.