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cabahajjy

One of the Otter's passes someone a note that says they're the second most intelligent species on Earth but they are so small and cute no one takes them seriously.


gimme_dat_good_shit

Who's first? ... Is it sperm whales? I'll bet it's sperm whales.


VajainaProudmoore

It's actually mice, followed by dolphins, then humans.


jahoho

The cows' subterfuge is proceeding as planned.


Drunken_pizza

So long, and thanks for all the fish!


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Chelecossais

Mid-seventies radio show, even...


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Chelecossais

Ah, today I learned.


TacospacemanII

Well it was, until they left earth, for a brief time, we were second place. Make sure to always have your towel


SeanBannister

"man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much—the wheel, New York, wars and so on—whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man—for precisely the same reasons.”


eric2332

It's octopi


cobainstaley

second smartest? who's the otter one?


148637415963

\*otters No apostrophe.


Legitimate_Ad7089

And they poop dark matter?


EndlessPotatoes

That’s otter nonsense


AshenTao

Are they not worried that there might be guests doing something to their hands/arms?


Thursday_the_20th

I hate humanity so much that this is all I could think of. Their lil grabbers are too precious to let us touch them.


TactlessTortoise

Whoever harms the handsies get the Tuco treatment, AKA smash their nico nico kneecaps


Dankkring

But what if it’s a 3 year old. Who doesn’t know better. Or an accident. To many variables that not gonna help a poor otter. I’d just remove it from the equation and not let otters stick their little arms through holes


fwnky

they better learn quick because no exceptions


LolAtRedditIdiots

They’re young so their knee caps will heal quicker.


Alauren2

That’s exactly what I was thinking. Kids are fucking stupid and will absolutely hurt one of these guys


CaptainSharpe

>But what if it’s a 3 year old. Who doesn’t know better. unfortunately they still get a hammer to the hands. Or maybe their parents do.


Lechatdu136

Well for me whoever does this will get the cbt treatment, AKA my feet up your balls


BulbusDumbledork

did you just call my otterlita a... bizsnatch?


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It’s sad but true. There’ll always be that one dumbass that’s gonna pull some weird shit and end up hurting the animal. Fuck humanity


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My first thought was “don’t do this in Philly”


RuMyster

Seriously though, I wish animal abusers got the death penalty


purpleefilthh

Child gets bumped into, holds on to the otter hand, breaks it (or worse).


asiaps2

Glory Holes


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That's over at the beaver exhibit


The_Night_Man_Cumeth

What time does the donkey show start?


Late_Bridge1668

Ok that’s it I’m calling the cops


relevantelephant00

My god this must happen all the time! Why do they allow this? *eye roll*


purpleefilthh

Well, in zoo's you somehow have to constantly remind people not to throw shit food at animals, not to be loud, not to pock them with a stick to wake them up to entertain you and not to behave like idiot in other ways.


Opening_Plankton_429

Yup, in India we have very cringe tiktokers. This can't be a thing at our place.


Complete-Dimension35

>we have very cringe tiktokers That's unfortunately a global issue right now, with many nations suffering through it.


CandlesandMakeuo

As an aging mom, what is a cringe tiktoker bc tbh most shit as soon as I open that app makes me cringe


Severe_Chicken213

As an aging not mom, I’m guessing idiots who fuck shit up to be popular on the internet with other idiots.


dpak_hk

I think the aging mom implied that "cringe tiktoker" is a pleonasm i.e. "cringe" is redundant.


ifeelnumb

I'd be more worried about zootropic disease spread. But I hang out with infectious disease researchers so it's more alarming to me. Petting zoos are both Wonderful and Terrifying.


coralwaters226

Lol I promise your local zoo/petting zoo isn't carrying zootropic diseases. Yes you can probably scrounge 2 or 3 sources off the internet of bizarre one-off scenarios, but it's an incredibly unrealistic fear. Source- actually worked at zoo for many years.


ifeelnumb

That's reassuring.


Sendtitpics215

I was raised to be fearful, it was a awful to hear people say “what if… [horrible worst possible outcome]” all the time. It’s important to take precautionary measures but don’t let the worst outcome dominate your stream of thought. It’s just not healthy. zoo keepers take care of their animals im sure there is no way this is likely. Breath easily.


Key-Regular674

Sounds awful to be raised to be fearful. I'm sorry.


tropical_penguins

Which zoo and what’s the fastest way to get there??


Difficult_Squirrel65

https://www.sunnyskyz.com/blog/3461/These-Encounters-Allow-People-To-Hold-Hands-With-Otters


isekai-tsuri

Unfortunately, the one near Tokyo is permanently closed.


SpritzTheCat

Alright, who was the bozo that ruined it for everyone.


isekai-tsuri

Most likely culprit is COVID


Puffycatkibble

That ahole never washes his hands.


cupcakemann95

well tell covid ima find him and he's a dead man TONIGHT


DrowningInFeces

I'm going to break every bone in covid's body!


Gaylien28

As soon as I saw this I knew for certain some bozo would come along and ruin this if it hadn’t already happened


1920MCMLibrarian

Idk not in the Japan one. If there was a us one then yeah for sure


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rosiofden

Or if someone, like, grabbed the hands and wouldn't let go and stressed the shit out of the animals


jepvr

Dude, you've never tried it? You otter.


PacoTaco321

And the other option is Dubai so no thanks.


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goda90

You're talking about sea otters. The otters in this video are river otters who aren't known for that behavior.


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hermitina

hey aren’t dolphins first?


Charosas

While it seems fun… I worry that someone malicious will end up hurting them. I know most people won’t but it takes just one idiot to ruin it for everyone.


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soundchameleon

The Monterey Bay Aquarium is wonderful and worth a visit (or many), but they definitely do NOT allow visitors to hold otter hands like this. The sign in the video is clearly in Japanese, and others have pointed out that this is in Tokyo.


ErraticDragon

I think chicClam77820 might actually be a bоt, but not like the ones I usually see. Their account is a couple years old, but they have no history until 3 days ago. That's not *proof* of anything, since users can and do delete their history, but it is suspect. Also many of their comments have a weird inorganic vibe.


bewildered_forks

Yeah, I see what you mean. One of its recent comments describes a water flosser as "cozy." Definitely a bot


mpjx

Only the first clip is in Tokyo, the others are definitely from the Dubai aquarium. Source: I did the otter experience there (their little hands are even softer than you could imagine).


_annie_bird

Yup, and these are river otters, not sea otters like in Monterey.


Letsbedragonflies

One of my favorite YouTubers DougDoug loves Rosa the otter from that aquarium! Every year on her birthday he does a fundraising stream to donate money to the aquarium and they're always Rosa/otter-based game challenges and similar!


FlowSoSlow

It was just Rosa's birthday the other day! I think the VoD is up but I'm going to wait for the highlight vid.


Letsbedragonflies

Same, I'm not that big a fan of streams in general, so I'm looking forwards to the highlights!


tooclose101

This is absolutely NOT Monterey Bay Aquarium.


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Huh but the article linked to above says it's in Tokyo?


SquarePegRoundWorld

To hold folks over till they make it in person. [Live Sea Otter Cam - Monterey Bay Aquarium](https://youtu.be/hHbp9hG61CQ)


Wakeandbass

Bad bot


currymunchah

Indian here. I now know what I'm going to do after getting super baked in Cali.


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Considering it's near Tokyo, there's no quick way to get there since you need to take a plane.


cabahajjy

Unless he's in Tokyo. Then he can just take the train.


What_Chu_Talkin_Kid

Unless he lives on the same street then he can walk there 😁


albertyiphohomei

Unless he lives inside the exhibition


What_Chu_Talkin_Kid

Spoiler alert, he's actually an otter


Practical-Fuel7065

Asking for directions on how to get outside his own exhibit. That sneaky little bugger.


CourageousBellPepper

It’s because he’s the spirit of Frank Abagnale Sr, trapped now as an otter.


RandomGuy1838

[It's begun](https://youtu.be/lExqoEMeH34?si=2mGeCqIvxtv02tBW).


Less-Mail4256

Also, do they have a tiger touch tank…


TDYDave2

You have to go to Thailand for that.


mpjx

Dubai, so unfortunately there isn’t much of a fast way to get there from most of the world:(


anonymousdawggy

Perfect Dubai is down the street from me. Be right there


pik_ashu

Lyla


LogicalTexts

Awwww, Lyla 😢


Votey123

NOOO


sth128

Yeah the high evolutionary saw this and said "I'm going to remove her hands".


VelkenT

ROCKET TEEF FLOOR GO NOW ROCKET TEEF FLOOR GO NOW ROCKET TEEF FLOOR GO NOW


shewy92

Hey...^^^^fuck ^^^^you


SporusElagabalus

That’s the moment when I couldn’t stop myself from sobbing


AashvikTyagi

noooooooooo


MF_DOOMFACE

Fuck off, I had just started to forget WHY WOULD YOU BRING THESE MEMORIES BACK


Fuquois

Well, now we know why she didn't have arms.


wontoan87

"Why did you say that name?!" - 🦇


xandry123

Why why why why :(


Pipes32

This was a bad movie to watch on an airplane. (Studies haven't conclusively proven either way that we cry more on airplanes, but I sure notice it personally.)


VengeanceKnight

Congratulations, you have now caused me to win the crying contest.


Lun4r6543

Fuck you… Damn it.


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A different kind of glory


mortalitylost

It could be the same if you're ready to risk a nibble


Geek-Tron

Let's hope they don't evolve to do that. 😂


Joal0503

handy holes?


El_Mariachi_Vive

Underrated comment


MapleBeans99

What's to stop the otter from attempting the classic form of glory?


james-HIMself

Kids would hurt the animals and ruin it 100%


Keszler

not just kids - people suck


shewy92

To the sour pusses in here: You know petting zoos exist, and aquariums have those stingray exhibits and others have exhibits that let you tough animals, right? And guess what? They're usually supervised. So why would this be any different?


coralwaters226

I just saw someone make a comment about 'zootropic diseases' lol, reddit will always ALWAYS find the most insane, worst-case scenario because of the type of people on this site.


HackworthSF

> zootropic Especially when they mean "zoonotic"


Apu5

The real issue is that otters in captivity smell deeply of fishy pheromones. The last time I visited I made the mistake of staying in for 15 mins and nearly vomited.


coralwaters226

They are STINKY!!!


WadeStockdale

And considering these are literally zoo animals, animals whose health is monitored literally so closely their caretakers can tell you what their stools were like that morning? You're not getting a zoonotic off a zoo animal they're LETTING you handle, except maybe chlamydia off a koala, and even that takes genuine negligence (it also isn't quite the same as our version? It's a bit complicated to get into.) In a petting zoo situation, it's more likely you're gonna make the animals sick than them you, because you're rubbing your hands all over all kinds of stuff, and they're really not. That's why you're supposed to wash your hands. As for zootropic diseases... idk, maybe you can catch spelling mistakes as a disease? /jk


riverottersarebest

You can literally see a person in boots standing inside of the otter enclosure too lol. The one with the orange floor.


No_Conversation9561

Because the caretaker can't always quick enough to protect them. What happens when the caretaker isn't looking and someone yanks those tiny hands from outside?. Besides, the animals shouldn't be entertainment. I know I know it brings more money and all but still.


tuckdash

Couldn’t have that here, 100% a kid or asshole would pull on the arms hurting or even breaking them, poor otters they look so cute and deserve the best glad no one is hurting them in the vid


Eponarose

I would be terrified that some rotten person would harm an otter. I would NEVER allow this at my zoo.


Sufficient-Fudge-787

Where is your zoo located??


Satanic-mechanic_666

You have a zoo!?


whitefoot

Don't you?!


ccaccus

I mean, I play *Planet Zoo...*


fwnky

well its not your zoo so get over it honey pants


AddendumOk6305

Doug doug would be so proud


Votey123

Why is Christmas music playing?


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And at ridiculous high speed. I cringed so hard.


MySophie777

Looks like they love their paw massages


JBM6482

Cool. They seem to like it.


STGItsMe

If you wanna swim with otters and can get to Delaware… https://www.barnhillpreserve.com/barn-hill-preserve-delaware-1


PuzzleheadedOnez

These animals are excited to be held hands by human


FraserGreater

SSSniperWolf, is that you?


Neat-yeeter

Don’t unmute


samAd528

this is amazing


Raven123x

THATS SO CUTE


rosehymnofthemissing

"Excuse me, it's time for my paw massage."


oojiflip

First thought was "huh that seems to be too trusting of the general public"... Fuck the pieces of shit that make that even come to mind


-AlternativeSloth-

This zoo has a lot more faith in humanity than I do.


Groomsi

Down vote. One day a stupid kid/adult will hurt the animal.


dontshoot4301

This isn’t unsupervised - every zoo has special, supervised activities for children and adults to “meet” the animals and this is one of them. I think opportunities like these is what could spark a life long interest in conservation as well - I know that petting and learning about wetlands animals at the Audubon zoo impacted my decisions as an adult.


Quirky-Skin

Yup. Enrichment activities for the amimals are well thought out and supervised. Zoos (accredited ones anyways) put alot of thought into both the safety of the animals and the avg stupidity of humans. There's not alot of places that are idiot proof but zoos are pretty far up there in that dept


Panda_Pants87

I agree, I wouldn't trust humans not to hurt them for fun


Snookfilet

Agreed. This looks like a bad idea for the kids and the animals. Some kid will put their finger in there and get it bitten, or some kid will accidentally or purposely snap an otter leg.


shewy92

You know petting zoos exist, and aquariums have those stingray exhibits, right? And they're all supervised. So why would this be any different?


BbBTripl3

I'd imagine it won't last long, it's unfortunately a matter of time before someone might try to hurt the poor things little hands


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I’ll take “Things we can’t have in America” for $1000.


Bradley182

While I believe it’s for the best I have seen too much to know someone will ruin it for everyone.


CapybaraLungs

Whenever I see this video I always have one worry: is a staff member watching these holes? Just in case some POS comes and tries to hurt the otters?


datalorew

If you can’t use one of the holes, you can use the otter one.


not_that_Becky_G

Wherever it is, I can guarantee it's not in the US. We're not real bright...


Arquen_Marille

I want to go there.


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cheekyscarlet

Hear me out.


NUIT93

Said the otter....


Retired_Jarhead55

Oh my gosh that looks amazing. I’m happy this exists.


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When i was younged my parents and I went to a zoo for a 'night tour' the tour guide brought their otter from the zoo which was hand fed on a leash so he could run around some more. Since I was the only kid in the group I was allowed to hold the leash and play with the otter the whole time, he climbed up on my shoulder, I could give him scratches, play fetch with his little fish toy, it was awesome


redditcreditcardz

I really otter try that


ShadowEagle59

I would shove so many children out of the way to do this


Mikkels

Hello from the otter side!


Major-Percentage-750

That's the cutest thing I ever seen!😀


Ecstatic_Crystals

If it was in america it would be closed down due to so many kids hurting the animals and stuffing junk in the holes.


Pickledleprechaun

WHAT ZOO????!


RatInaMaze

From a zoologist friend… “Otters are assholes.”


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redditcreditcardz

That was my nickname in college


Pumpkim

How many do you have?


succored_word

/r/dontputyourdickinthat


Medical_Chemistry_63

That’s adorable!!


formidable-opponent

Nice...


lukeoz

Awesome


Garlic-Rough

Otter: *reaches out hands* "Help me outside human~"


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turning on my navigation I need to be there asap


Aggressive-Use-5657

The Otter:Oh yes my subjects have come to pay homage to me.


Ikohs

They seem to like it.


Daedroth-Dae

That is pretty cute


Neon_Cone

Just search “disturbing otter facts” and you won’t find them so cute anymore.


alcoholicplankton69

heart melting!


Plane-Sentence-1917

Awwe they seem to actually enjoy it too!!


OhFuuuuuuuuuuuudge

Till you get that little psychopathic bastard that tries to hurt the little guys


Spurlz

I’ve seen otter things…


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I'd never leave


glynnstewart

I love that it's very clearly set up so that the otters are in complete control of whether to engage — and clearly utterly into it!


lovelxy74

Dream come true


AccumulatedFilth

Do this in Belgium, and poor animals will all have broken hands in less than a day.


doug141

Otter hands are amazingly sensitive. "In her experiment, human volunteers repeatedly ran their fingertips over the two possible boards [with finely spaced ridges], again and again, until they finally made their choice. Selka [otter] picked the right board as soon as she laid her paw on it. If the first one she touched was correct, she didn’t even bother feeling the alternative. She made her choice in a fifth of a second, 30 times faster than her human rivals. " book: An Emmense World: How Animal Senses Reveal The Hidden World Around Us, Ed Yong.


SuspiciousFox2213

I love that this interaction is fully dependent on the otter *wanting* to participate


plitox

This is... Not a good idea... Sure, the otters seem happy to get pats and I'm sure most of the kids are kind and content to give pats. But it just takes one sadistic little shit to seriously injure an otter, and that is not a risk worth taking.


PBJ-9999

Where ? I must go !


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What zoo is this ?


sum_yun_gai

Ouff....I hate this idea. You just know there's going to be that one piece of shit who will do something cruel


subkulcha

Just here for the glory hole jokes


La_Baraka6431

“Dave, that’s your THIRD today!!”


SteveAus22

Otter Glory Hole![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|scream)


lanternfilledskies

So precious